"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK: JUGHEAD DIGEST EDITION

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>>89981896
>Southside Serpants

Little Archie makes an appearance when?

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I'm fairly certain these two have fucked IRL.

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>>89982046
A real possibility

>>89982046
They just know what crowd they're pandering to.

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Reminder that Jughead is the best.
Also Archie.

>>89982617
Kevin get off the Internet

has anyone shooped that Sprouse nude leaked on twitter with a Jughead hat? I need it for...reasons

>>89982637
Welp, the weirdos are starting to come out.

>>89982637
Wasn't that zack (not cody aka juggie)?

>>89982710
I'm desperate and their twins, I'll take what I can get

>>89982194
How can Ronnie be so hot?

IT BEGINS

>>89982723
For your sake, I hope someone makes that shop. Godspeed, anon.

>closing soon becomes losing soon
wew

>witch trials
Wew

No more Ytteb?

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>like Salem during the witch trials

>Betty as a hitchcock blonde
noice, really foreshadows funky betty shit

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Mosse&Kevin End Game

Wait...what if fake Grundy is one of Sabrina's Aunts?

Luke wants that Grundy

Alright I'm here. Jughead's hipsterdom is getting on my nerves.

Is that a generationals song in the background at the chocklit shoppe?

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>quentin tarantino

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Reminder that Sabrina is pretty much confirmed

>Amid speculation that the comic book character could be part of an expanded Archie universe on The CW, showrunner Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa hinted that she could turn up as early as this season. “We could [see her in Season 1],” Aguirre-Sacasa told TheWrap.

http://www.thewrap.com/sabrina-teenage-witch-come-riverdale-season-exclusive/

>KJ Apa (Archie) said one of the things fans should look forward to is the imminent arrival of a particular character from the nearby town of Greendale. “Sabrina, I don’t know if you’re familiar with Sabrina from the comics, she’s going to come,” Apa said. “Yeah, she comes in our last episode.”

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/riverdale/257276/riverdale-introducing-sabrina-the-teenage-witch-confirmed

Yikes
Whatta burn

>>89981896
I want to fuck that Jughead.

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How about Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Betty?

>>89982861
oops nope its mac demarco

Where's Reggie?

>I can't remember
How meta of you, Kevin

Is pops the only restaurant in town?

>that fucking momma lodge burn motherfucker to cheryl
i love it
hopefully i can use it in the future

>>89982929
That matters yes

>sleuthster

What'd I miss?

>>89982981
everything.

everything makes me feel comfy for some reason, it's like i'm watching without using my brain. just my heart. it's great.

>this music to accompany his revelation to b&v about him fucking grundy
makes me lol

Good Cheryl is such a bitch. Suuuuuuuuuuch a bitch.

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Last night I had a dream last night that the characters in Riverdale were being stalked by a Freddy like dream monster in some kinda David Lynch story. Forget if I took the place of Archie or Jughead at one point. Maybe both. Dream logic and all. Also Riverdale High was my high school for some reason. Kinda works since it's based in about the same area.

>>89983001
it just makes you wanna fuck her more, just in a hate fucking sorta way

>>89983001
as is tradition

>>89982998
Personally, this show fills the Degrassi-shaped hole in my heart.

>>89982981
just watch it. super comfy for some reason unknown to me desu

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>>89983004
Bob please go and stay go

>COVERGIRL

>>89983031
>Degrassi
dunno what that is, but i'm curious why Riverdale reminds you of that show

>>89983048
red lipstick is for sticky maple givers

>>89983048
Who /redlipstain/ here?

>>89983067
Canadian high school melodrama, with a rotating cast.

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>blind girl showering

>I'm trying to hold onto something a lot older than me too.
Heh.

wow Betty you jealous whore, if you really love Archie let him go

KISS HER BETTY IT'S THE ONLY WAY

Betty you suck at this. Just have Jughead do this, he does everything anyway.

>southside serpents
I don't remember this from the comics

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>hag

>>89983091
Funny story that happened to a friend
>Our work place has business formal dress code
>My friend takes the subway to work
>One day he shows up to work with a giant red kiss mark on the back of his shoulder
>Apparently some chick got pushed against him on the crowded subway
lol

>They mostly stay on the south side of town
why did I laugh

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l-lewd comment?

I still can't get over this being a thing. Like, who the fuck thought this up?

I hope Kevin gets fag-dragged.

Nobody cares Jughead! Your nostalgia doesn't justify hobo shanty towns.

>Jellybean
Cast her /co/

>>89983191
Berlanti the Mad

>jughead's sister jellybean

Why is this the first I've heard about it

~THE DEEP WEB~

>>89983215
~THE DARK INTERNET~

>If you're really my friend you'll let me continue to get raped.

>>89983192
>Implying Moose is going to let that happen

Dude Fake Grundy is not that cute.

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>that photo

>the deep web
>the dark internet
Oh shit. They know about us.

>>89983215
>People think The Deep Web is some vast criminal no-man's land
>it's just weird porn

>i'll never be have a threesome with ronnie and momma lodge
why must i suffer further suffering anymore

>sister jellybean
hey she exists. but she isn't baby or something?

>tru, classic grundy
omfg i love it

>>89983175
As in fag hag

>went to Julliard
>tried out fro Carnegie Hall

bitch if you gonna lie at least lie convincingly

>>89983239
You don't need to be that cute when you mouth is like a Hoover

>>89983067
Degrassi is a show that has been on air in Canada in some shape or form since the 1980s. It has covered literally every possible storyline involving kids and highschool. Drake (the singer) was a wheelchair kid on it

>>89983244
Truly it is man at his most honest.

>sexual SPELL
SHE'S A WITCH!

>>89983257
I know. I just wanted to make a Hot Fuzz ref, but only had a Shaun pic in my download folder.

>>89983206
>Berlanti
This show is the product of the Archie comics CFO. Berlanti is just there to help it get made.

>>89983286
Fuck. I was thinking she might be Sabrina or one of her aunts.

They're not even trying to hide the fact that Veronica is best girl

>a teenager knows what MacGyver is
immersion ruined

>>89983308
There is a remake this year.

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>Sexual spell

Yes!

>>89983308
MacGyver is currently airing on Fridays on CBS starring Havoc from X-Men

Kind of hyped for Apocalypse Now: Kong Edition.

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Great, Betty. Now you got your finger prints on the murder weapon. ___Again.__

>>89983308
>The internet doesn't exist

Also where were you when they were listing all the old films you nitpicking fuck?

BETTY WHY DID YOU TOUCH THAT!?

Wait they sent nukes to kill Kong too? Geez no wonder Zilla is pissed

>>89983308
MacGuyver isn't even a stretch. That's common nomenclature. It's especially not implausible in this series where children born in 2002 reference Montgomery Clift.

>europoors amazed by phone

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>It's another episode that's not about the mystery

Fuck this show and its teen drama.

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>>89983322
Time for some Chilling Adventures In Sorcery.

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How many sticky maples has he given "Ms. Grundy"?

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>>89983383
>not realizing it's all connected

>>89983343
Literally every episode title is an old film

could betty quite possibly be a double vampire?

>>89983308
I namedropped MacGyver on the reg when I was in high school.

>>89983383
how is this not about the mystery? theres a fucking mystery woman and a gun

>>89983383
Well there's still the mystery of Grundy, which does touch on the big picture mystery of Jason's murder.

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>Witch hunt

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>>89983308
Its just been rebooted so only the hippest teenagers know of MacGyver

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>it's not a witch hunt
>witch

>>89983434
>Guyver is still going on
The Supernatural of manga

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>>89981896
so Archie got a live action show adaptation? cool, is it any good. how are the rating?

>>89983320
>>89983325
>it's real
Is it actually good?

>>89983395
You know... This guy was actually a pretty damn good cast as Archie. He's a solid actor and hits the CW attractiveness quota but still has some goofiness to him.

>>89983455
it's ratings are good enough to get spinoffs

It's not good but it's great as trashy tv

So many witch references tonight damn

>>89983457
Of course not. What else would you expect of CBS?

>saying everything out loud
I SURE HOPE NO ANGSTY TEENS ARE LISTENING

>>89983457
Fuck if I know. I'm still pissed about Rush Hour getting the can

What's with movies being made in TV anyway?
>Taken
>Lethal Weapon
>Minority Report
>Frequency

>>89983488
They watch too many eps of real housewives.

>>89983455
It does okay and has good-ish reviews but since it's on the CW that should be enough to secure a second season since the new CW owner is based.

>I move from town to town because I keep fucking kids, Archie. Now come to bed

>>89983481
Gotta lay that groundwork.

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>She's secretly an undercover FBI agent who got involved with a high schooler.

>>89983457
It doesn't have the theme so it's automatically SHIT

>>89983514
TV is officially better than movies in every facet at this point, so why not.

I don't think Betty is sweet or kind. She's just not actively a bitch.

>Covergirl
Weekly reminder that men shouldn't be watching this.

>>89983455
Im really enjoying it. Like Twin Peaks without the quirkiness. But Ive always enjoyed the weirder takes on Archie like Weird Mysteries and Afterlife.

Also its visually much more cinematic than most CW shows and a lot more watchable than their other comic shows they have at this point except for iZombie which is the best

>I may be sweet but I'm also strong
Boiling people takes a strong stomach, yes

>>89983555
Well, as a toku fan I agree

Archie's kiwi accent comes out each time he tries to get angry

>>89983579
Fuck off. I'mma binge watch a shit ton of shojo anime after this just to spite you.

>Zendaya
>not playing the race card for once

>>89983555
Oh for sure.
Quarry was the best looking and best acted Drama I've seen last year and it was woefully overlooked.

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>>89983514
It's the new fad. There's a bunch of others in the pipeline too.

"Lethal Weapon" is great comfycore despite TV Riggs's fuccboi haircut and porn 'stache.

>gorilla city
lmao

>>89983609
it's okay anon, i'm wearing a mlp shirt right now.

>>89983514
Rush Hour too but that's canceled already

I wish I was gay so I could complain about what they did to Kevin.

>>89983583
>the cinematic visuals
i didn't consciously think about that before, but you're right. that facet instantly makes this more watchable for me (more so than the DC CW shows at least)

>>89983598
gotta pay attention to that now

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>>89983409
Yeah, but this show takes place during modern times, not the 1800s!

>When you have to pretend not to be disappointed in your gay son

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OH SHIT I'M SO FAR BEHIND ON FLASH FUCK

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From the dusty mason jar.

>small town sheriff is cool with his son being gay

...heh.

>>89983598
It's hard to yell or cry in a fake accent. See Lena on Supergirl.

>>89983409
I bet you were the most popular kid in school huh?

>Cutting you off from everyone in your life

bitch please, stop acting like a cuck

>>89983660
what do you mean? how is he different? I've been enjoying this version of Kevin.

>>89983684
There's a giant fucking talking money in a city of giant fucking talking monkeys.

Just start watching again now. I know I am.

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Need more reggie.

FUUUCK

BETTY WHY WOULD YOU TAKE IT

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR DIARY OUT

>Mom finds the vibrator

Betty you retard.

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Betty you are the stupidest idiot in stupid town!

WHY IS THAT STUPID BITCH WAVING AROUND THE GUN?!

>>89983660
Saying gay kids aren't allowed to be mildly flaming is bigotry too. Comics Kevin was just a different and more insidiously cynical kind of token.

>>89983692
The bullies fought over who got to beat me up first.

Does that count?

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Jesus fuck betty

>why does my daughter have a cheap prop gun in her sock drawer?

CHRIST FUCKING HELL BETTY WHY YOU RETARD

How jarring considering yesterday's VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Arrow

>>89983750
>Saying gay kids aren't allowed to be mildly flaming is bigotry too.

Saying a kind of personality is annoying isn't bigotry, faggot.

Betty is easily my least favourite character in the show.

>>89983705
>a giant fucking talking money

Dollar or nickel?

Are you fucking serious right now Betty

>>89983782
a silverback dollar

>>89983660
I'm Am I could do it for you if you want?

>>89983782
Penny in the Batcave, the upcoming crossover is gonna be lit.

>>89983798
dolla dolla coins y'all

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WHO HERE

/HEAD AND SHOULDERS DANDRUFF SHAMPOO/

>>89983778
Too bad you didn't say that then, cunt.

There's a Drive-In right near me.

It's pretty comfy.

>>89983838
Get a haircut yer hippir

Who do you want to die and be brought back by Sabrina?

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

>>89983872
there's only like 100 of them left in the US, nearest one to me is next county over.

>>89983781
obvi best girl

>>89983870
I'm not the same guy, you tripplenigger

Why did they invite Cheryl?

>Kevin wants a piece of that snake boipussi
This fucking show

Reset the "Cheryl mentions Jason" clock

What happens? Do our kids become assholes or something?

>>89983876
Kevin, but only because I want the dead gay son joke to come back.

>ugh. typical heteros

>All that phallic food

>>89983927
Is it time for a drinking game?

>One shot whenever someone references a movie

I hope Cheryl gets raped soon.

>>89983918
I wasn't expecting all these hot boys I want to fuck

>momma lodge a best, momma cooper a bitch

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>YOU ARE TEARING ME APART

haha moose is a fucking beard lmao

>>89983905
I think moving to Texas has messed with my sense of direction but mine is a good 35-40 minute drive away. Not that bad really.

SOUTH-SIDE SERPENTS RULE!

>>89982046
>>89982692
People seem to have a hard time separating characters from the actors playing them

tfw archie's true romance gets ruined because betty is a retard

>Kevin getting the snake soon.

How can one gay be so based?

>>89983977
He meant Ronnie. Moose couldn't be a beard.

If fake Ms Grundy was really an evil witch she probably wouldn't care that Archie bought her a gift.

>Cheryl eating licorice
.....

I wonder if that anon who posts Riverdale screencaps with snapchat filters will pop up in this thread

He better get to 5th base for that.

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I FUCKING CALLED IT

FOR FUCKS SAKE BETTY YOU WROTE ABOUT IT IN YOUR DIARY?

Why doesn't Betty say it was just fanfiction?

Yeeeeeah boi!

Go Kevin!

>>89984028
You just know they are already in here, and are busy taking 400 snapchat pictures right now to post after it ends

is it you?

>>89984033
Nothing less than sixth base I hope.

>momma cooper
jesus christ fuck yourself bitch whore cunt

SNAKED

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oh good more gay shit.

SEXUAL PREDITAH

like a gay romeo and juliet

>>89984083
>Not wanting gay shit.

>the least bitchy girl is the pedo

>>89984083
Stay mad, dumb frogposter.

>>89984033
Docking?

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>>89984083
>oh good more gay shit

Kevin gets beaten by bikers to get back at his dad when?

>>89984094
>Liking gay shit

Too many women on /co/.

>>89984072
_no
god i hope they forget

>>89984097
Archie's like 16, so it's technically not pedo.

Guess we know who the real villain is!

This is quickly turning into Thundecats where the writer bias is blatant.

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>tfw crazy legitimately runs through your family.

the con artist can't believe what a fucking break she just caught

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>>89983990
Their actresses are just real friendly with eachother is all.

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>>89984134
>>89984097
Nice.

The next character to be killed better be Alice Cooper. Fucking cunt.

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>>89984153

Archie's dad look familiar did he play in Melrose Place or Party of 5?

>>89982046
>>89984153
THEY FUCKIN

wait how old are they in this show? I thought they were all 18

>>89984189
She's the only character I like in this faggot show.

>>89984123
>Not being a woman on /co/

>PRONAMEL IS ALL ABOUT YOUR ENAMEL
oh wait really wow

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Choosing a gangbanger over a hot football player kevin please..

>>89984028
Please don't summon them I'm already scared.

>>89984213
>this level of shit taste

>>89984198
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000580/?ref_=tt_cl_t9
90210

>>89984153
It's called baiting the fandom. They're instructed to do that.

For an example of fan gay-baiting gone horribly wrong see Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck during the BvS press run.

>>89984213
Not even Kevin? He's the main faggot here.

>>89984123
Why would dudes be in this thread or watch this show?

>>89984198
das luke perry yeah.

>>89984210
They're sophomores in high school I think.

>>89984243
See also: the internet clusterfuck during the third season of The 100

>>89984243
What, you think Ben left Jen not for Henry?

>>89984210
15-16.

>>89984250
For the cute boys.

>offshore LLC
But LLCs aren't anything sinister, right...?

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choose /co/

>>89984267
Lexa was a mistake.

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>obligatory good dad moment

>>89984288
When has an acronym not been benevolent

Was hoping for some more Ronnie butt. She's been wearing that stupid cape all episode

>>89984224
>Actually liking Moose
>Not liking the Serpent dude who is actually attractive.

Please get taste.

>>89984294
Ew. Neither. They honestly couldn't get a blonde porn star? .

>>89984294
>implying there's a decision to be made here

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Is Melody in this show?

>>89984308
>She's been wearing that stupid cape all episode

>Riverdale is Supergirl Earth

>>89984300
Lexa was ok, but the Walking Dead forced the writers hands, they can't compete with the money The Walking Dead could offer her

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>>89984243
They're schlicking it up.

>>89984324
She's black now.

>"what's my name? say it"
roflmao this show

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>I'm not Polly.
Sure you ain't, honey.

>texting with capital U's
disgusting

>Archie not being a cunt about it.

Huh.

You're Heisenberg

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>lolita glasses
the ironing

>those thirsty grundy eyes
damn nigga

>>89984360
Archie is best boy. They can't bring him into the fold of the investigation soon enough.

>>89984312
>Not wanting to get your back blown out in the locker room by a hot jock footballer after the big game

Do you even high school fantasy

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Juggy no

Jughead is homeless?! Poor Jughead...and his dad is the boss of the Serpents?!

Whose head is in that box?

OH SHIT ZOMBIES

WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOX

>Feeling sorry for biker scum

Nah.

Skeet Ulrich is Jughead's dad. Okay.

oh jughead no god no not you

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>>89984300
hush your mouth heretic

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WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX?!?!?!

Pretty boring episode.

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>>89984399
>moose
>topping

>>89984427
Thank you. I was blanking on his name.
It made me want to Scream.

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UPCOMING EPISODES

5. Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness (February 23, 2017)
>THE HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES — With Jason’s funeral around the corner, the Blossom family moves forward with last minute preparations - and a secret agenda. Archie’s attempt to refocus his energy on football comes to a halt when an opportunity to work with a new music mentor presents itself. Betty dives deeper into her investigation of Jason’s death and unearths some dark revelations about her family. After uncovering secrets about her own family, Veronica forms an unlikely friendship with Cheryl, who is having a tougher time with Jason’s impending funeral than she lets on. Hermoine turns to Fred for help after receiving a cryptic message from the Southside Serpents.

6. Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! (March 1, 2017)
>ROMANCES AND RIVALRIES - With Riverdale High's annual variety show around the corner, Valerie (Hayley Law) helps Archie prepare for his performance, leading to tensions between her and Josie. Betty and Jughead's investigation brings them to a home for troubled youth where they Betty comes face-to-face with her sister Polly (Tiera Skovbye). Just as her relationship with her mother was improving, an unexpected betrayal sends Veronica spiraling, while Josie deals with her own pressures at home after her overbearing father Myles McCoy (guest star Reese Alexander) returns for her performance at the variety show. Hermoine's first day at Andrews Constructions finds her and Fred growing closer.

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>Jughead's homeless

Now it's time for Portlandia.

>>89984399
>Not having an illicit affair with a dude from the wrong side of the tracks and having semi-public sex at the now abandoned drive-in.

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>>89984475
>With Riverdale High's annual variety show around the corner, Valerie (Hayley Law) helps Archie prepare for his performance

ARCHIE'D

>>89984475
>Betty dives deeper into her investigation of Jason’s death
good

Jugs and Jug the second, Biker Boogaloo were the best parts today.

>>89984470
First time I'd seen him in anything in years. Johnny Depp v2 he did not become after Scream.

>>89984475
>Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!

Oh boy. Cheer-leading or some pulp fictiony events

>>89984532
Ginger Flipped

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>>89984399
>>89984510
Looks like you two missed your treatment.

Would you let Jughead sleep in your garage, /co/?

>>89984475
>Betty comes face-to-face with her sister Polly (Tiera Skovbye)

She really exists?!

>>89984475
>Valerie (Hayley Law) helps Archie prepare for his performance,
BEST SHIP INCOMING

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>those feels when the episode was really about old Archie dying and being revamped for a new generation

>>89984556
only if I get to make him burgers

>>89984556
Of course.

Does anyone have a gif of the promo spot withe the pearls wrapping around Veronicas neck?

>>89984571
Yea the whole Cooper family is a fucked up madhouse.

>>89984556
He can take the couch

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>>89984577
>>89984588
>>89984600

>>89984575
End of an era, heralding of the new
It's time for the legacy to take over

WEBM OF CHERYL SUCKING ON LICORICE WHERE

>>89984483
wherever there are burgers, jughead has a home

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>>89984571
From little Archie

>>89984470
He was really qt in Scream. ;_;

>>89984556
Oh he could sleep in my garage alright.

Only if he makes hamburgers though.

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Why do I like this show so much?
I know it's garbage, but I can't stop watching.

>>89984635
>>89984575

I don't get why people seem to think this show is unusually subversive to Archie, He's fought the fucking predator already.

>number of M/M fics just pulled ahead of F/F ones
Damn

>>89984646
What a slut.

>>89984646
woah, ...fuck this guy beat me to it >>89984690

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>>89984690

Where do you think Betty learned everything from? Little girl is Little Betty.

>>89984680
I don't think it's subversive at all. People who think that just have a stick up their asses

>>89984662
It's small town tight comfy show with simple intrigue and trashy fun

>>89984532
>Another musician

Betty should just take some guitar lessons. That boy clearly has a fetish.

>>89984688
where are you reading these fanfics? Y'know, so I can avoid them while I furiously masturbate before I sleep.

>>89984554
>Implying that Pence isn't cruising in DC right now.

>>89984688
What's the popular M/M pairing?

I mean OFC Betty/Veronica has a lot of fans but I've seen a number of Josie/Cheryl fic too.

>>89984740
Probably Archie/Jughead

>>89984740
>>Implying that Pence isn't cruising in DC right now.

Only to track down John Podesta.

>>89984716
That panel is actually pretty cute.

>>89984738
I'm looking at AO3 since ff.net is too much of a chore to sift through

How long 'till Jughead moves in with Archie and best dad Fred?

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>>89984554
Why pence look like race bannon from johnny quest.

What was the song at the end?

>>89984759
Kinky.

>>89984805
Hypercrisis please stop

Reminder that Betty's father killed Jason.

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>>89984805
>>89984857
Seek your heart, you know it to be true

>>89984805
They're both in the closet and fooling no one.

>>89984794
Is Archie going to share his bed with Jughead?

>>89984919
Its why he rode the lightning.

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>>89984932
>Politician who opposes x must secretly be x

>>89983514
Apparently there is a training day show too.

>>89984794
this is the best outcome

>>89984969
Well I mean it seems to keep happening though.

>>89985088
Name one example from the last year.

>>89982617
what if my waifu is Jughead

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>>89985617
He might be your waifu, but you'll never be his! His love is too pure!

>>89984662
I'm saving that picture, you can't stop me

>>89984946
Be pretty gay of him not to considering how shitty he's been to Jughead lately.

>>89985904
why is there nothing off about this picture?

When are we going to meet the Punisher?

>>89985851
kek

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>>89985958
I liked her expression.

Why do you keep posting these instagram pictures every thread?

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>>89985996
you talk?

>>89984946
No

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>>89986020
On occasion.

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>>89985996
>>89986043
IT SPOKE