What made the red man red?

>>89973888
Apparently the very first injun prince kissed a maid and they've all been blushing since.

>>89973888
Probably alchohol.

>>89973888
Getting fucked in the ass.

>>89973888
Damn communist agitators infiltrated the tribes.

>>89973888

When they killed Jesus, God turned their skin red as a punishment. I think the writers stole that plot point from Morrowind.

>>89973888
smallpox epidemic

>>89973971
>When they killed Jesus
Wait, wasn't that the Romans?

Disbelief in capitalism.

>>89974044
WE WUZ CESARS N'SHEIIIIT

>>89973971
Isn't that what Mormons believe?

>>89973888
seeing your trips

smallpox and alcohol

Their women cucked them, so their faces became red from embarrassment.

Oh wait that's Indians from beaner land. Americans had enough self control, unlike the Moors.

>>89974274
Mormons believe a lot of things.

>>89974274
>>89973971
It wasn't Jesus, it was members of one of the Lost Tribes of Israel, who made it to the New World with boats that sound like submarines.

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>>89975563
>implying you wouldn't
Come on Anon.

>>89975700
Oh of course I wouldn't.

>be peasant scum with no land or title
>marry a cute Indian princess
>get title and land
>make your children marry white people and distribute pieces of your land to them

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>>89975700
>Felipe Francisco del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús de Olivares y Hernández

He was like, a communist? Or an indian? One of the two.

>>89973888
The introduction of written language made the red man well-read