The absolute worst /co/ ships
Barbara Gordon x Anyone
>>89973549
I don't know, anon, I quite like this one
>>89973515
Still better than BatmanxWW
>>89973515
Let's put these two together because they're both black
>>89973691
They're both just as bad as each other, trinity should only date their designated non-powered love interests since every time DC have done trinity shipping it's been awful
You start OP.
>>89973830
Sure
>>89973695
Stop trying to make Thorm happen, it's not going to happen.
>>89973731
ok can I ask this..why the fuck does anyone care for diana and steve trevor? I have to see geuine chemistry between these two and it doesn't help that my first introduction was WW cucking him in the new 52 with superman
>>89973549
I actually liked Arkham Babs/Tim
>>89973515
At least it made for okay porn.
clark kent x lois lane
>>89974122
Arkham Tim didn't feel like Tim at all, and I hate Dickbabs and all but if Dick was in the game then I don't see why they'd put her with Tim instead of her usual love interest
>>89973695
As Cartman would say, "A place for everything and everything in its place."
>>89974201
Easy, because they're idiots. Same reason they genuinely thought we wouldn't realise the Arkham Knight was Jason Todd.
>>89974048
They're cute when written well, I like it better when Steve's written as kind of cocky and obnoxious rather then Batman-lite like in current comics
>>89974201
Tim's regular personality sucks anyway and Dick was hardly in the games so it worked for the best.
>>89974201
>>89974289
Didn't she bang Jason too?
>>89974289
>turn Tim-Robin into generic skinhead Robin rather than serious detective twink Robin
>pair him up with Barbara despite Dick still being in the game
>give best Robin the smallest role
>pretend Arkham Knight isn't Jason and then reveal to nobody's surprise that he is, in fact, Jason
The Arkham games weren't kind to the Batfamily were they?
>>89974409
They were trying to push a relationship in Eternal, but that never went anywhere once that series ended.
>>89974409
Babs is a bicycle slut who attempted to bang Jason in the comics after Dick had recently died, Jason proved himself to be too good for her and turned her down
>>89974455
Arkham Babs isn't a giant slutty cunt who acts like a teenager, so she actually got better.
Dick was fine and Jason had a legit reason to be angry. Only Tim lost.
KorraAsami
BolinKorra
Ron x anyone but Kim
SMWW
BMWW
DickBabs
WonderDominator
Romanogers
CarolJess
ScottJean
>>89973549
>nobody asked for this
>>89974409
Arkham Jason cared for him, but no evidence that it was sexual.
>>89973576
This one too
>>89973515
I'm salty Tec revived this ship
>>89973515
Let's get this out of the way
>>89973691
>>89973731
>implying BMxWW isn't one of the best /co/ ship
>>89974977
I legit like Kon, Cass, Tam, and even Harper Row over Tim X Steph
>>89975063
>implying BMxWW isn't a terrible ship Bruce Timm created to self-insert with
Why is it that in any universe WW gets the Superdick, she's a cunt?
>>89975196
Sound like you're talking about his BMxBG ship
>>89975235
Authors are self-inserting themselves into Superman
>>89973515
>absolute worst /co/ ships
Kyle/Carol and Medusa/Johnny Storm, absolute garbage.
>>89975196
How does that tiny neck hold up that big head?
>>89975170
In so universe is Harper Row better than Steph
>>89973515
>muh Lois
>muh Steve
shipping in general is a mistake but still
it's all fucking autism and status quo
>>89975034
>How to be wrong in a single post
>>89975791
>triggered Harlivy shippers
>>89975870
I'm not triggered, since Harley/Joker doesn't have pull these days. Feels good to be in the winning side
>>89975907
> one of these ships was featured in a film
> the other was not
I think I'm doing alright sir
>>89976007
You forget that Harlivy is going to be in the Sirens movie.
>>89976037
Not after JL flops
>>89976051
It will happen, you'll see
>>89973515
Harley x Ivy
>>89976132
You faggots only want to trigger me, I'm onto y'all
>>89973515
Nightwing x Zatanna or Constantine x Zatanna are much better, fight me
>>89976612
>no BrucexZatanna
>>89974455
Get fisted by a gay vampire
>>89977102
Bruce x Zatanna only exists so Dini can self-insert as Batman to be with his waifu. He doesn't even need it anymore considering he used meme magic to bring his waifu to life.
Batman will never be anything else than justicesexual for me.
>>89974048
>I only know them from ever since they have been boring as fuck
well there's the problem
>>89973515
IDIOT
>>89973515
>>89973515
SMxWW
KorraxAsami
BrucexBarbara
>>89980786
Every single ship from Frozen is garbage except the canon one, mostly because of how cancerous their fandom is
>>89980786
This, it's pure delusion and cancer
You know a ship is shit when the fans have to change the character's canon sexuality and personality for it
>>89973515
>>89981112
True, but the Elsanna Rule 34 can be pretty fucking good.Lookin' at you InCase. Props on that work
>>89981359
Not that Anon, but exactly who's canon sexuality are they changing? I don't remember either character in that ship being canon not into women.I mean fucking obviously Disney isn't going to make canon incest sisters, but that's not their sexuality.
>>89973515
Kyle/Carol still makes me fucking furious
>>89973515
>muh opposites attract guys!!
Harley Quinn and anyone.
>>89973974
You take that back.
>>89975791
>>89975907
>>89976037
>>89976064
Get a load of this del/u/sional yurifag who's forcing a ship because muh dykes.
>>89985137
For once Boco, I won't tell you to shut up because you're correct
>>89973515
All the ones that aren't canon or tongue-in-cheek
>>89985079
mah nigga. I always hated how much all my friends loved this ship.
>>89985356
a a broken clock is right twice a day blah blah blah
>>89985512
Your taste in gay rocks isgood
>>89985323
>del/u/sional yurifag
Nope. I see the light, I see the truth
>forcing
Haha!. They aren't forced. They have developed naturally throught several years of comics and subtext
>because muh dykes
WRONG!. It'0s about friendship and understanding and how the love of one friend can save the life of someone, all of this created by one of the best Batman writers of all time: Paul Dini
>>89981392
Anon if you're serious you've spent too long in /frz/, it warped your mind
>>89985718
>Natural
No you delusional tumblr dyke, it's a forced pairing to please retarded fans
>>89985752
Oh please, tell me how it's forced
>>89985718
I thought yurifags werent as bad as fujoshits. I guess i was wrong.
>>89985718
Yurifags are an absolute cancer
>>89985784
>>89985806
Thanks for the (You)s, I was getting straved but please give some arguments
>>89985771
It's always nothing more than lol look how much of a dyke these two mentally ill degenerates are.
>>89975034
Dyed in the wool yuri fag here and I'll be honest?
I only ever liked this ship for the porn.
>>89985833
Thats the only good thing
>>89985829
That how much you know. Actually is more of "look how these two villains can be friends and have each other's back", but if you want to see them that way
Terry Long is the worst ship that ever set sail.
There aren't even fanships as awful as this canon pairing.
>>89976132
>>89975034
It's nice not being the first one to post this for once
>>89985891
*and Donna Troy, for you youngfags out there.
>>89985875
If you want to portray dykes in a positive light, completely insane, man hating feminists, and abusive criminals aren't who you should be using. But you wouldn't know that.
DonnaxTerry was like "What if Korra suddenly fell for Bumi, who;s into her because she's an Avatar, they gt married in season 2 and he starts to hang with Bolin and Mako, she gets knocked up in season 3, and he dumps her in season 4 and takes the baby with him because 'being the Avatar is too dangerous for the family'"
>>89985718
>>because muh dykes
>WRONG!. Muh pure and cute dykes.
The only reason this toxic pairing hasn't reduced Ivy to HQ's arm candy status is because normies know her from live-action Batman and Robin. If not for that your shitty ship would have character assassinated her years ago.
>>89985956
Harley doesn't hate men, Ivy pretty much hates on humans generally, and they were never intended to be positive role models, just criminals with more than one dimension to them.
>>89986091
You're treating a lesbian relationship between two degenerate criminals and terrorists as a positive thing that should be praised and promoted as pure simply because they're lesbians and you have an agenda to promote you retarded tumblr fuck.
>>89986076
Wonder Woman is far more in danger of being reduced to "the girlfriend" than Ivy ever was or will be.
>>89986076
>If not for that your shitty ship would have character assassinated her years ago.
How can one ruin a 1-dimensional character?. With Harley Ivy gained more character since now she can be more human than plant and writers can play with that. FFS Ivy seriously gained more dimension once Harley started being her friend
>>89985956
>>89986146
So you hate lesbians, got it
>>89986146
>as a positive thing that should be praised and promoted as pure
I am?
I'm just saying that villains can have the homosex too; it's not out of the realm of possibility for some of them to wish to do so.
They are a couple of damaged goods Batman enemies in the same city.
Brother, you have some issues that need resolving.
>>89986177
>Y-you're just a homophobe.
Typical tumblr response, are you a woman?
>>89986219
Haha, this guy.
>>89973515
shitpis and shitdot from shitty universe is not only the shittiest ship but also has the shittiest fags
>>89986258
Hey now, they acquired the Authority specifically to improve the fag quality.
>>89986192
You're the one going muh purest love with an impure relationship. It doesn't have to do with them being lesbians but a heavily pandered ship that bleeds a leftist agenda.
>>89986359
>Muh SJW
You do know the pairing was created in the 90s, right?. They aren't nothing new
>>89986411
Funny how SJWs have been around since the 90s. They're not new.
>>89986424
You're a funny guy. Seriously, Harley and Ivy aren't promoting some kind of agenda that you're scared of or anything like that so lay down the Boogeyman, alright?
>>89986424
A lot longer than that. People like to pretend, though, because it's easier than reading and knowing things.
>>89985079
This.
I always thought Cyborg would be a better fit, even though they couldn't really do anything. Both being barely-human loners, after all.
>>89986177
Taking away her plantness removes a fundamental part of her character. You don't need to be a human to be developed and have interesting stories. There's no reason a romantic relationship is necessary for Ivy to get either of these. For example, how was her recent mini dependent on her previously having been in a relationship with HQ? If you removed that, the plot would still be the same.
>>89977270
StevexSam is true endgame you swine
>>89985891
I miss Donna Troy.
>>89986554
Im pretty sure thats rhodey
>>89973515
SMxWW is the best though. WW can't be with anyone else or its retarded.
>>89986580
>Metas with other metals just because they're metas
Das raycis
>>89985784
>>89985806
>it's taken /co/ this long to realize how awful yurifags are
>>89986657
There are two types of yurifags on /co/. I dont know whose worse Harley/Ivy or Jess/Carol.
>>89974787This is unironically a guilty pleasure ship of mine. I know it's schwarbage and most any other ship is better but in small doses I don't mind it.
>>89986550
I'm not even saying they should remove the plantness, that'd be suicide, no what I'm saying is that Harley friendship adds to that instead of taking away. And Harley friendship gives Ivy a nice contrast to her usual loner self. Just look at what Dini did with them, same with Kesel in the Harley solo and many other writers. It less about taking away and more about adding to Harley and Ivy's character
>>89986708
Harley add nothing for Ivy. I perfer her as a loner it makes sense since shes perfers plants to humans.hoping DC gives her and Swamp Thing another shot.
>>89986816
>Swamp Thing
Oh come on. That's like pairing Superman and Wonder Woman because hurt durr they have the same powers so they must be together, at least ship her with Bats
>>89986930
And thats just Batwank as his females rogues must want to fuck him. Leave that stagnet pairing bullshit to Catwoman.
I like the juxtaposition of him being a literal giant plant and her being a small flower compared to him.
>>89987013
Man, the same kind of criticism that people throw at Superman/Wonder Woman can be used with them too. If Harley add nothing to Ivy's character (as you said) then Swamp Thing adds less than that to Ivy. Hell it even takes away since Swamp Thing is The Green so Ivy would lose any and all agency and personality that she ever had
>>89986680
Dude, super not hard to know:
Carol and Jess are closeted, like most of Marvel's gay couples, so they're super easy to ignore if you can't cope with "the gay" existing in your comics. You have to read their shit to see that. They've been "a couple" since living in San-Fran together way back in the freakin' '70s, so there's no obvious sexploitative-on-a-whim aspect to them.
( and it's not as if Marvel was planning a hack SJW afterthought for 40 years. )
Meanwhile "the Gotham Sirens" lez couple has the whole "Mr.J" love triangle thing, the fact that they're both emo-goth crazy people as their hook, the reformed-today-recidivism-tomorrow drama, the sleazy sexploitation aspect that is totally filling an LGBT quota, the dialog, the whole thing where the lesbianism is somehow "good for them" in terms of reforming their criminal ways(?), and the simple fact that people aren't reading Batman books for fucking yuri romance!
>>89987089
You are seriously taking offense at a couple of crack ships.
I wasnt even serious but thanks for showing me yurifags are just as easily triggered.
>>89987169
>Hurr Durr I wasn't serious
>Let me attack Batman's character
>But totally wasn't serious
Yeah, not buying it
>>89987210
Im huge batfag but even i know when to take a break from the Batwank. And i draw the kine at having any of his female rogues outside Catwoman or Talia wanting to fuck him. Its too much when he has citizen love interests to pad out his bed.
Ivy is a loner and hates mankind or at least perfers plants except for her acts of kindness to innocence of humanity.
Batman and Harley arent good matches for her.
Shes nothing but a therapist or side piece to Harley when the Joker isnt around.
And its just batwank to pair her with Batman.
>>89986708
I'm fine with them being friends. Platonic relationships are super underrated. I don't feel that they have good chemistry, though. They have nothing in common. I'm the real world Ivys get annoyed by Harleys' rambunctiousness and Harleys think that Ivys are boring.
>>89985323
They're girls. If they're not doing gay things to each other, then what are they good for?
>>89986534
Cyborg would be a better fit for who?
For Raven or Beast Boy? Or both?
>>89987823
Yes
>>89985137
She deserves loneliness.
>>89985079
Absolute lowest tier of ship. Raven deserved better, Beast Boy was straight up annoying and a cunt to her most of the time and they were forced in the comics.
>>89973691
>>89973731
>BM/WW is just as bad
Nah.
>>89988160
Its like when WW is shipped with supes she is an idiot
>>89973731
I like them existing with a ton of sexual tension but never going forward with it out of professional respect.
>>89974500
That's some Chaykin looking bullshit art.
>>89985207
>>89988237She should be with Logan.
>>89988300
Because they go full on Disney-tier true love bullshit with SM/WW. BM/WW, is way more subtle and never becomes a full on relationship. It's infinitely way better than SM/WW for that reason alone. It's way less damaging to both characters.
>>89988404
Definitely
>>89981393
Is that Roy with a trucker hat/baseball cap?
>>89973974
But it SHOULD happen
>>89988160
This says more about the writers they assign to the job than the nature of the relationships themselves. SM and WW are never even in character when tey're put together, like the DC staff simulataneously suffers brain damage and forgets what either character is like
Shittiest gay ship
>>89993043
This. Was going to post it but didn't want to go out of my way just to find an image and save it.
>>89993043It works fine in the MCU, people just don't like it because muh gay agenda. It's certainly better than Cap x Sharonthough not as good as Cap x Widow
>>89993369
Its degeneracy
>>89973691
No, wwbm is God tier, it's meant to not last, it's short, fast and fun. People like it since they know it won't affect any character, wwsm is shit
>>89994806
but wwsm is also never meant to last
>>89977270
rhodey can do better than carol
and he's a fucking corpse
>>89973515
Anyone x Batman
>>89986534
Cyborg is for Jinx. Raven is for Robin, they're both bird and it rhymes.But seriously, her character arc easily made Robin the favored companion
>>89985207
PILLAGED
>>89994465
Captain America bottoms for Bucky get over it retard
>>89997943
Rogers should be called Gay America not Captain America.
>>89993369
>though not as good as Cap x Widow
uh, shut the fuck up