Happy "Annoy Squidward Day", /co/!

To show my best friend Squidward to everybody in town... wearing a salmon suit!

>>89944350
Dont try to cheer me up spongebob....Please.

>>89944350
Open heart surgery

>>89944405
You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?

>>89944350
I'm going to be trying to get Squidward to compete with me for Employee of the Month and have him try his hardest. Only to reveal it was a trick on my part to get Squidward to work harder for no extra money, and at the same time win Employee of the Month for coming up with the plan to trick him

How do you know that was February?

>>89944405
If squidward is spongebobs best friend what does that make Patrick?

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>>89945188
>implying

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>>89946572
February is the only month of the year with 28 days.

>>89946744
clever anon

>>89946744
Wait, is that also referencing the employee of the month episode?

>>89944350
Which boards Squidward uses? I wanto to shitpost there

>>89947288
/mu/, I'd imagine.
Possibly /r9k/.

>>89946635
His other best friend

>>89947288
/mu/, /ic/, and I'm not sure what board he'd use for his love of dance.

>>89944432
Are you sure you should be poking it like that?

>>89947288
He shitposts about burguers on /ck/

>>89947067
employee of the month happens every month, anon

>>89947639
Doesn't dance go on /asp/?

>>89944350
Does anyone else find it a little strange that Annoy Squidward Day is right after Valentines Day?

>>89948918
He also talks about fine dining.

>>89946572
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants

>>89946635
His daily sucking

>>89944350
Do fun things with Squidward it's sex

>>89946744
Well damn, nice dedication.

>>89952397
>>89946744
>>89946774

you guys are impressed by this? its been listed on the spongebob wiki for years

>>89946744
Why are we assuming that undersea creatures use the Gregorian calendar?

>>89944350
Those are the weirdest weeks I've ever seen!

>>89953544
Well they use the standard 12 months with the same name, I don't see why not.

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>>89944350
>What are your plans for today?
Why, celebrating my birthday of course.
You... did remember my birthday, didn't you anon?

>>89948846
Who's the doctor here?

>>89954982
No.

>>89946635
a big dumb pink loser.

I intended to make this thread last year but forgot. I'm glad OP did it because I probably would have forgotten to do it again

>>89946744
>>89952661
deep lore

>>89954982
Happy birthday!

/co/ really does have a huge number of birthdays around Feb/Mar. Wonder why that is.

>>89957581
I guess a lot of our parents got to fucking in may/june

>>89957506
same