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i'll cut him up like a dj
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>>89943205
tell him to clean up his jpeg artifacts
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>>89943205
Tell him to get back to his vault hunting on pandora , and punch some more psychos.
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>>89943205
Wonder how I managed to date Death.
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>>89943205
Nothing. That's his girl now...
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>>89943205
Think if it indeed was wise to date a skeleton.
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>>89943205
Ask him how it feels to lick Wade's juices off his waifu.
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>>89943205
my gf is death wtf?
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>>89943205
>But we just met and she was about to give me a hug--
>Oh great, that distracted her, heard her say 'ugh, not that creep again'...
>What, she just disappeared--
>Purple guy's leaving muttering 'dammit, lost her again'
>Huh, suddenly wake up on the floor, slowly get up...
>Not sure what's going on
>What the hell, bartender told me I was dead for a moment or so...
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I let go of the cube.
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>slaps me a high-five
Alright, that's cool I guess
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This Thanos looks so goofy. Intimidating he is not, the one instance they keep a characters costume it's the guy who rarely wears his outside of a Starlin book.
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>>89943205
I tell him that Death will never love him and he will never ever be with her.
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>>89943205
Fight him for her.
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>>89944738
burn!
the most OP villian ever on Marvel universe cucked for the most looser and un apreciated (in-universe) hero of the universe.
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>>89943205
be happy cause my gf is Death. Nothing could ever make me sad or angry again
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>>89943205
I can't compete, thanos looks Daddy AF.
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>>89948256
That's right, anon. Just embrace this happiness. No more tears. No more rage. Just let it all go...
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