Superman #17 Storytime

>>89939291
>Hamilton
They'll be fine. Neither of them are Republican! Or are they?!

>>89939346
That's not the real Kathy, Jon! Run!

>>89939326
Jesus. Remind Damian to never watch scary movies with-hang on-hey, Damian ought to take him on a tour of Arkham Asylum.

>>89939367
Super-er Things

Oh yeah, it's Wednesday.

>>89939407
>>89939424
>>89939443
WILL BYERS!!!

>>89939474
>Bessie's just up and disappeared
It ate the cow didn't it?

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SPOOPY!

>>89939500

Maybe grandpa ate the cow?

So when do we get a follow up on the Mothman subplot? I wanna see more of that Indrid Cold/Joker alium guy.

>>89939532
Maybe grandpa IS the cow

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>>89939538
Uh... wrong thread?

>>89939572

Jumpy kid with superhuman strength, not the best combination.

>>89939346

That's what I call the time when I trim my pubes.

>>89939572
Are you kidding? The last 16 issues have been nothing but nonstop Mothman vs Superman

>>89939572
No, I'm just wondering. Seperate issue, I think it might have been that artist showcase that cane out a while back. There's a ship that lands outside of Smallville and an alien that looks kind of like the Joker and Indrid Cold shows up. Then Clark remembers how as a kid he was snatched up by some red eyed creature with wings. I'll be pissed if they never follow up on that.

>>89939606
Is this Fear Toxin?

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>>89939609
they probably won't follow up on that since Tomasi /Gleason had nothing to do with that book.

>>89939606

A terrifying sequence of events, and yet somehow Yakety Sax is playing in my head.

>>89939346
Even though it's never been hinted at I still think Kathy and her grandfather are Martian Manhunter and Miss Martian keeping an eye on supes

>>89939629
OP?

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>possible malicious code
Hiro are you fucking with me?

>>89939629
For 12 year olds, they're taking this shit really well. My sanity would already be fucking out the window at this point.

>>89939291
Holy shit a Fiumara on art

how does dc keep getting away with this

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Remember kids. Don't do drugs.

>>89939726
Cute

>>89939675
That would be an outstanding call back if it were true

>>89939726
Jon's found his Lana, I see.

>>89939729
Aren't they even younger than that?

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THEN WHO WAS COW?

>>89939658 Green Lanterns
>>89939408 Batman

>>89939775
PRIME TIME
R
I
M
E

>>89939775
>Insert X-Files theme here

>>89939775
PRIME TIME?

>>89939782
/co/ is gonna be chanting Prime Time five years from now when it turns out it was all Watchmen characters all along.

>>89939741
And I didnt even notice Dave Stewart

Jesus DC is killing it with these artist combos on Superman

>>89939775
>>89939750
So is the Grandpa some kind of demonic Eldritch creature or something? That last panel and the Grandpa have the same glasses, and this whole issue would be pretty silly if the real explanation was "lol gas"

That was very urban legend-y.

Was an "House of Mystery" reference?

>>89939847
I can't figure out if I want it to be the House of Mystery or they're actually Martians

>>89939443
>Last panel
That's fucking cool

>>89939775
Man this book is hit and miss, but I honestly love it.

>>89939775
Clark or Eradicator?

Also wtf happened with Frankenstein was that ever concluded?

>>89939775
Is the first ever shirtless Jon?

>>89939291
Thank Didio I have something to wash the taste of King's Batman out of my mouth.

>>89939505
OK, I'm out. This is way too spooky for me.

>>89939367

Cute page!

>>89939775
I liked this issue as a little one-off but next issue better be fucking PRIME TIME or we riot. I have waited long enough to be back.

>>89939291
Is Jon Mexican now?

Fucking filler issue about fucking nothing.

GIMME ME PRIME TIME!

>>89940149
Isn't the Prime subplot being done in Action, with fake Clarke?

>>89939480
Who?

>>89940149
This is actually a follow up to the story thread started when Jon and Damien met.

>>89939629
Satans cow is part of my people culture. Good job DC.

>>89939726
Fucking kiss already!

Shit issue.

>>89939443
I bring you loooove

>>89940331
He's making a Stranger Things reference

>>89940451
What?

>>89940415

Jon only has eyes for Damian.

>>89939629

WE KUNG POW NOW!

>>89940475

But his butt is for everyone.

Apprently the new Barman issue is set after Reborn because Supes is wearing the red boots, could be artist miscommunication but it's unlikely

>>89940552
Damian is the bottom.

>>89940161
It's all coming to a head March first when they cross over for the Reborn story arc. First March issue of Action Comics is supposed to explain who the extra Clark is

>>89940682
Ah ok. Sweet

>>89939775
MMH could explain all this. He got jobbed and mindcontrolled by Bessie.

>>89939329

Not Lois. Clark probably doesn't vote just like Anderson Cooper and the decent military generals.

>>89939675
>>89939757

Did Miss Martian even exist in the New 52?

I kinda doubt that Tomasi would make them (especially Miss) this much of a subordinate support in this book. I mean, it's been pretty much Lois, Clark and Jon, mostly Clark and Jon, or Jon and Lois, with a very few either villains or fellow heroes. They aren't really playing against anyone else other than these two and to make them that? Nah.

>>89939526
Dick Owl

>>89939609
Oh shit I totally for got about that. What issue was it? Was it even this Supes run?

>>89939675
Hadn't thought of this theory before. Kathy seems to be a genuine kid though. I can't remember her giving any creepy looks like her grandfather has been.

>>89939505
Spooky
And l-lewd

>>89939775
Damn that looks like it's PRIME TIME Does this mean he was the Slenderman guy ir is this saying he's now coming to their house as a setup for Reborn?

>>89940149
>hating fun one and done issues
Plus it's not even that. This is clearly tying into the bigger mystery of what the fuck is up with Kathy and her grandfather.

>>89939609
Artist showcase series isn't canon DC.

Could the house they ended up in be The House of Mystery?

MMH was testing the boy to see his reaction. Ms.Martin on hand if something with awry.

>>89940955
Grandpa isn't Prime though. I'm on board the Martian Manhunter theory.

>>89939629
Can someone shop Menacing signs on that pls

>>89940632
Probably coloring mistake

Supes had red boots in a prior issue of this book for a few pages and then went back to no red

>>89939726
cute

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>>89941008

but por que? Plus which given the extra senses and vision powers that Clark has, it would be pretty difficult to pull off. Not sure if they ever dealt with that in the canon since presumably any time Jonn was shapeshifting it was against a villain and not against Clark, but my point stands.

>>89939775
PRIME TIME!

>>89939505
Shit, it's Slender Man!

>>89939775
cute issue

>>89941012
No. You fucking Jojofag!

>>89939775
Eradicator?

>>89941022
You're probably right, but we're only a month away from this being all settled anyway, so maybe it's all moot.

>>89941008
You're right that he's not Prime, but I don't know about J'onn either.

They've done zero teasing with Kathy so I think the M'gann theory is kinda out but who knows

>>89939799
you mean its the Time Trapper

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>>89939693
That happened to me yesterday, wtf 4chan

>>89942517

It's going to be something. I'm not sure they are going to do that much of a call-back. This Clark and Lois were in some pocket universe, and unless they want to go with a version of the TT who's like Kang and it turns out that at the end of time, and at Vanishing Point, he's original flavor GA Superman AFTER the events of DC One Million or some such full of regrets or something.

Unless it's being mandated by Johns as part of an overarching Rebirth story that impacts everything, I doubt it will be that simplistic. The worse storytelling sin Tomasi and Gleason have committed so far is either bowing too much to company edicts OR rushing a story (which is probably bowing to company limits).

>>89939380

Damian already has Jon in trouble in Super Sons....

>>89939775
Thanks for the Storytime OP. Will be sad if its shown the Cobb family are aliens/demons and Kathie and John will stop interacting since Solicits say that Kent family are moving to Metropolis after the superman reborn arc

>>89943697

Well, it makes sense that Clark and Lois are going to move to a larger city. The point of the various farms and locations they have been since the Lois & Clark maxi-series post Convergence is that they were hiding, and they needed to keep Jon a secret, there was another Clark, another Lois and another Superman.

Most of those thing no longer apply, especially now that Jon will be appearing publicly as Superboy, and the last one will presumably no longer be true once that arc is finished (as to non-powered CK).

>>89939775
>Clark was monitoring all of Jon's swamp adventures from afar, just in case
>Decides to take the scenic route so Jon has time to shower and be in bed so Lois isn't upset
Superdad is best dad

>>89943746
Yeah I do agree with you but then they could have still worked the farm angle like a Memento to Clark's parents so he can remember his roots? Yeah you are right how the farm symbolizes them hiding and going to the City is them living the life they wanted but I like the farm angle, feels extra comfy but let's see, Superman book lately has been quite good hope it can keep the momentum.

>>89939606

Pull ups, situps and plenty of juice?

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Since we are waiting for PRIME TIME, can anyone shop a good picture of prime here? Tried to go with his grin after he threw the anti-monitor in sinestro corps wars, but my photoshop skills are nonexistant

>>89939775

Not sure that could be Mr. Cobb. Why take the daughter and the cow back to this own place and then go back out to be over the field at the end?

>>89939729
>>89939763

Well the one criticism that was made when she was first introduced was that she didn't seem to talk like a normal kid, which was one of the reasons people thought she might not be whom she appears.

If that's so, it could well be more likely that SHE's Jonn and that the grandfather is someone else, say from his Stormwatch days or who the fuck knows when. Not that I think this is true.

>>89943900
>then they could have still worked the farm angle like a Memento

I can't remember if they are renting this farm, and I think they aren't.

Personally, I would think they would want to bring up Jon in a more rural area like that. Lois was an army brat who moved around a lot so it's not like she thinks city life is a good place for a kid, no matter how urban she might feel as an adult. And Clark certainly seemed to enjoy visiting Martha.

I could see them doing something - I'm not sure how much income they have at the moment, they've never really said if Lois has a ton of money from being Author X (that they've been banking versus spending to help their cover).

I agree, I'd like them to at least keep someplace like the farm. It depends on where they end up in Metropolis.

>>89944459
Uh I believe the first farm house they had was the one they were renting and the current one is bought. I actually dont care where John is raised as long as we still see his school life and Katie, I really like how comfy they make the book

>>89939307
Man I wish I could get variants every once in awhile

>>89939326

I have the same reaction to the doorbell...but I have PTSD...

>>89944555

If they own the farm house, I could see them keeping it. I do remember that they were renting the initial farm house, from the 8 issue mini, which makes sense since Lois was then writing for the local paper and Clark had no real income. But if they own this one, sure.

300 Miles is kinda far for Jon to commute to school. But yeah, they should show his school life no matter where he is.

>>89939562
Woah that really made me hmm

>>89939562
Skrull?

>>89940754
Good one mate.

>>89940754

And Bessie's a Skrull.

>>89939549
>REEEEEEEEEEE

ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>89939775
We already had an Eradicator story. They won't want to use him too much. This is Rebirth, which means it's good. Which means...
IT'S FUCKING PRIME TIME /CO/USINS!

>>89940415
They're literally 10. Honestly, I don't even understand why DC is trying to make Jon x Kathy a thing. It gets in the way of Jon x Damian.

>>89939367
What is Clark's job that hes on a business trip? I thought he was a farmer.

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>>89946460

this was shit, they should gave us more superman reborn shit or even: WOOOO MR OZ IS DOING SOMETHING.

>>89943697
They also said something/someone tries to stop them which I guess will tie into the Grandpa sub-plot.

>>89939291
Great issue really enjoying these one and done issues.

>>89939893
This is really the only issue I remember that has been a miss. I've loved everything else.

>>89939505
>holding hands
DEGENERACY!!!

Thanks for brightening everyone's smiles OP.

Thanks, OP.

>>89946874
Multiverse crossover was bad. Doesn't have to be Morrison level but it wasn't even fun.

>>89949134
I agree, there was something that felt a little souless about it, like it was just going through the motions. I liked this issue though, it was a cute little one-shot.

>>89939307
Cool Variant

>>89939291
Fuck, is Solomon Grundy gonna be in this?

>>89939291
NICE variant!

>>89939326
What movie is he watching?

This art is nice.

>>89939443
That's a legitimately creepy looking last panel.

>>89939505
FUCK!

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>>89939505

>>89939505
>they literally used Slender Man

Seriously?

>>89939606
What in the fuck is going on?

>>89939629
Well now that's just fucking weird.

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>>89939505

>>89939775
That is a beautifully executed final panel.

>>89939829
>>89943826
Think hard, morons.

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>>89939775
>dat reveal

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>>89944157
>all these idiots calling PRIME TIME when the shadow clearly has Bret Hart glasses

Are you retarded?

>>89951814
They just want best boy back. I'm not that desperate though. If it's not Johns don't bother. Other writers would miss what makes him entertaining and just have senseless violence.

>>89949211
IT WAS JUST SO CUUUUUUUUUTTTE

>>89941012
ITAMFJJR?!

>>89939775
Fuck I'd love a Stranger Things style arc.

>>89951814
Who says it isn't Clark Kent?

>>89946460
he's out being a superhero ya dunce, but jon can't say that

bumping for others

>>89939367

Is Jon wearing the same clothes as that kid from Stranger Things?

>>89940844
She appeared in a single panel in Teen Titans #1 (2011)

>>89939291
This ongoing has everything

trippy issue

>>89939326
This is exactly how I react when that happens.
Except lthere is less laser vision and more shit

>>89939505
Fuck you. Blue board, man

>>89939775
E R A D I C A T O R

I think the guy is New 52 Superman.

>>89946540
Shut up

>>89939291
bump

>>89939538
never, the anthology isnt canon

>>89945368
I mean it was shown in Action comics that Clark made a Train that connects Hamilton to Metropolis so Lois can get to work.

>>89939629
>What I'm saying son, is if someone's life is on the line, you do not... sorry Lois, I'm using this word with the utmost deliberation... Jon, if a life is on the line and there's no other way, you do. Not. Give. One. Single. _ Fuck_ about secret identities. And then whatever happens, when you look in the mirror you'll see the man you want to be.

>>89966911
What anthology?

>>89939609
>that artist showcase that cane out a while back
Fuck that bullshit. it was just a bunch of teasers for stories that might or might not happen.

>>89968611
This

>>89969201
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>89939750
THAT TINY COW

>>89939291

>>89969201
Fuck, that sucks. They wrote it to end on the greatest of cliff hangers.

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MOTHMAN STORYTIME, YOU NOGS

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End

>>89977155
What a big friendly grin he has

Glad the aliens are on our side

>>89977311
I wanna see this thing concluded somehow.