Well, /co/?

>>89934771
>wanting to fuck a demon that can bring a demon that is even worse to our planet

>>89934833
This, I bet she succs great tho

>>89934833
For those hips, I'd destroy the universe.

>>89934771
>tremble uncontrollably
>try to speak
>mouth too dry
>go to grab some water
>grab a hot cup of coffee
>pull my hand away
>elbow raven in the jaw
>get on all fours to pick up her teeth
>spill spaghetti from my sleeves all over them
>try to stuff the spaghetti in their mouth because I'm blinded by tears and they look like teeth
>call Starfire for help
>accidentally say "help me, mommy"
>try to run away
>slip on my own urine
>as I fall, my leg kicks raven in the uterus
>she projectile vomits the spaghetti all over my ass
>get an erection and start farting
>clamber through the mess to get to my room
>open the door to find every girl I've ever liked on the other side laughing
>try to die
>achieve immortality

y-you too

No. Raven is boring.

>>89934833
>not wanting to fuck a demon that can bring a demon that is even worse to our planet

>>89934771
sauce?

>>89934771
I'd rather she say it to Starfire.

>>89934771
I'm not into emo chicks, I'll take the cutie starfire.

>>89934925
>if you catch my drift
just like eveyone else

>>89935079
What are you talking about?

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>>89934771
Oh yeah! Dark, creepy, a little vulnerable - just my type! I've got to warn you, you're catching me on the rebound, last relationship didn't go to great, but I think we can work something out. Namely me. From the Neitherworld.

I wish I had a valentine to keep me from shooting myself in the head.

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>>89935559
Well that's dark. Here's hoping you find a date before you find that bullet!

>>89934771
Has this artist done lewds?

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>>89934888

>>89934888
>get an erection and start farting
well now this just got a whole lot more relatable

>>89935851
yes

>>89934771
I love you Raven

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>>89934771
>throughout almost my entire childhood I was a loner
>never quite "got" spending time with people, always felt really awkward when I tried, but always felt horrible knowing how alone I am
>grandparents get Foxtel (basically australian cable) when I was 9
>first show I saw was CN's Teen Titans
>it was the fucking "spellbound" episode
>suddenly and for the first time felt a small semblance of connection with anyone
>quietly devote all my personal time to '''''be''''' with raven
>I'm 19 now and though I have friends and an actual life, I'm still hoarding every single raven-waifu image I find; knowing that we could never be and everything I'm doing here is futile and meaningless

Life can be so cruel, anons

>>89938418
>19
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE BUDDY

>>89934888
>achieve immortality
Just leave civilization, and wait for humanity to go extinct. Problem solved, my dude.

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>>89934888
Holy shit anon

>>89938270
Good.

>>89938730
Tastes like sequins and glue.

>>89938418
That's kinda unhealthy.

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>>89934888

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>>89934888

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>>89934888

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>Raven is in Something Unlimited
>Lady legasus outfit

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>>89939106
Raven has a cute butt.

>>89939047
Well, what happened next?

>>89939106
What is "Something Unlimited" anon?

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>>89934833
>>89934855

>>89939640
That's all they wrote unfortunately. I got some other Raven greentexts I could dump if anyone is interested.

>>89934771
I'm so alone and angry I've forgotten how to be happy.

>>89934833
Just use protection silly.

>>89934771
Yes, I checked.

>>89934771
I wouldn't mind going out together as friends, sure~

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>>89934855
Because She's literally a SUCCubus.

>>89934833
>he hasn't seen the copypasta

>>89941438
Post it.

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>>89940168
I'm very interested

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>>89941500

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And this is the last one I got.

>>89940168
im not writer but i can take a crack at it.
>and then they fucked.

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>>89941655
good stuff anon

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>>89941665
Good end. 10/10.

>>89934771
It depends.

Does she do anal on the first date?

>>89939707
A buggy porn game that will never ever be finished.

Check >>>/aco/1196653 for more info.

>>89942499
She does anal even before the first date.

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>>89942578

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>>89942578
Would this be "Raven just puts your dick in her ass and rides out of the blue" or "Breaks the laws of causality with magic" sort of pre-date anal?

>>89941548
I think this happened in Austin Powers

Calling triple dibs on Raven, no undibbing!

>>89942774
the latter
she does anal before you've ever met

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>>89934888
You earned those trips and my sides.

>>89942986

How... how could she do that?

>>89942774
>lying in bed thinkin bout stuff
>feel like you're being watched
>grey chick in a cape tears a hole in space-time and jams your dick in her pooper, vanishes once she's done
>a few weeks later she happens to stop a bank robbery you were a potential victim of
>doesn't recognize you at all, but notices something odd about the way you're staring
>thinks you're just freaked out from the guns being waved in your face and crave someone nice to calm you down
>invites you to dinner
>convince yourself that getting your cock buttgobbled was just a dream, and you'd probably seen her on TV
>dinner goes well
>start dating
>go steady
>nine months later she nervously asks you something
>she has a rape fetish, and mere roleplaying has never managed to scratch that itch
>opens up a hole in spacetime
>see yourself, laying on your bed, thinkin' bout stuff

>>89934888
lyl

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>>89934888

>>89943046
Magic.

>>89942986
>>89943046
>Anon sits on the couch reading an issue of Dank Memes Monthly.
>Suddenly, Raven walks in.
>She leans forward and starts to unzip his pants.
“What, hey-“
>”I need you to be hard right now.” Raven interrupts.
>She pulls down his pants and his Batman undies.
>SPROING.
>Raven casually undresses and takes her “seat.”
>Without moaning, panting, or even changing her expression, she rides Anon like it’s a thing to do.
>Anon feels no need to protest.
>His body is filled with a mixture of pleasure and confusion.
>After a few good minutes, Anon bursts inside Raven whose expression still remains unchanged.
>Once every drop is out, she gets up and starts to put her clothes back on.
>Anon just stares at her for a moment before finally speaking up.
“So um… Do you… Want to go out someti-“
>”Yes, pick me up at 8:00.” She interrupts again in her usual monotone.
>Raven walks off.

>>89934771
good lord, my heart is crumbling

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>>89943361
Damn. I didn't realize I wanted to be Raven's bitch so bad until now.

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>>89943528
Deep down underneath all that grumpiness and emotional repression, she just wants to be loved.

>>89943937
Just like /co/!

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>>89934888

>>89934771

I'd tell her "lol fuck off" just to see what happens.

>>89938418
Stay strong for her anon.

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LOL, NO!

>>89944035
I don't want to be loved, I just want to shove my thumb up Raven's butt while she sucks me off.

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>>89943528
>>89943937

>>89948407
Yeah but does anyone even like you in real life? I mean fuck, why do you even bother?

>>89934888

Alright then.

>>89948491
>tfw I had to fight the urge to fall apart like this the first time a girl told me she loved me

fuck

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>>89948672
Yeah. I've been reminded hundreds of times about how my callous nature has hurt friends, family and coworkers and have had three separate girls confess to having crushes on me.

Never really cared. Interacting with people is alright but not like, special to me.

Only thing keeping me going is that I can't believe I won't find something that'll blow my mind. There's gotta be something.

Booze is pretty good too.

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>>89948840
Ever considered experimenting with psychedelics? I've heard experiences on ayahuasca are quite life-changing (for the better).

In your defense, good relationships are more like really close friendships and the love just happens. All this romance and dating bullshit doesn't have shit on finding that one person who gets and respects you for who you are.

>>89949189
Did shrooms once, wound up walking half a mile then watching some old guys play hockey. Salvia is pleasurable as fuck but never got that mindfuck the others did.

I'm not closed off. I've been to parties, clubbing and am pretty open and frank in conversation. I just don't feel much for bonding.

>>89934771
>>89948491

HE KEEPS DELIVERING, THE MADMAN

>>89934771
Name of artist?

>>89948672
Not that guy, but I keep getting away with being a complete faggot because my "friends" are all morons who just go lol Anon has such a dry sense of humor I love sarcasm. I still hang out with people because on a practical level I realize that becoming socially isolated would be an undesirable situation, but on an emotional level I would be more comfortable if everyone just fucked off forever.

I should probably get tested for real life autism or something.

>>89949533

RavenRavenRaven

>>89949441
Fair enough, not everyone needs company in their life to survive. God knows I go fucking insane when I'm surrounded by others for too long.

Salvia is...weird. The first experience was a full trip where it really felt I was constantly in a different place, the second time etc. just felt like a weird buzzing feeling in my body. Like a really shitty high. Shrooms are the same except for buzzing. One proper visual trip and after that just lame body effects, not worth the risk of nausea from either.

Speaking of 'not worth it':
>That latest Wolfman-written Raven run with the unsatisfying ending and the "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" bullshit hook
Fuck Wolfman, he's a hack.

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>>89934771
i would begin shaking uncontrollably until my body breaks down on a molecular level and i dissipate into a primordial gas

>>89935278
Dammit, B! Stop going after minors! It's what got you into that mess in the first place!

>>89934888
i lost a kidney while reading this.
very funny, put me in the screen capture.

>>89949563
Introversion and a lack of empathy can be entirely separate from actual autism. It's just that the greater difficulty in forming connections and understanding people autism can cause often leads to self-inflicted introversion. Driving others away because you don't understand each other so you can't be hurt and all that.

It doesn't help that until recently, most people didn't even know the autistic spectrum was a thing, leading to groups excluding "the weird kid".

Check out the book "Look Me in the Eyes" for a high-functioning person's life story.

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>>89948491
I like RRRs Raven as much as the next guy, but the Splooge delivery was better.

>>89948491
I can't help but feel sad whenever I remember the cheetah that this pic was inspired from.

What was up with him being so sad? Legit question.

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>>89949974
>>89948491
Is this some sort of awkward Western variant on headpats?

>>89949974

That's cute as fuck but also disturbing.

>>89938418

diagnosis: autism

>>89949815

Hear, hear.

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>>89934888
TRULY AMAZING

>>89949574
Started reading that a couple of days ago. While the cliffhangers are obnoxious I can't get over how cliche and, I don't know, vapid, Raven's inner monologue is. Art's nice and this whole soul sucking vortex thing is cool though.

>>89949574

Crap, I was about to read #6. Oh well.

Maybe we'll get another run.

>>89950425

Yes, her monologue is probably the worst part.

What is Raven's favorite anime? ???

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>>89950058
Source

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LADS. IVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MEET RAVEN. IN FACT, I'VE DISCOVERED HOW TO MEET HER RELATIVES TOO. IT'S A SIMPLE TRICK, BUT REAL DEAL.
(pic related)

>>89951275
Some extremely kawaii moeblob show that she'll never ever admit to watching.

>>89951275
Deathnote

>>89951343
oic

>>89951357
Right, Lucky Star then, I knew it!

>>89951384
>Lucky Star

I don't like Raven anymore.

>>89951275
Hellsing

>>89938808
>Just leave civilization, and wait for humanity to go extinct.
>next day world peace is achieved.
JUST

>>89951275
>>89951384

Little Witch Academia