/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>89932285
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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canon

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lapiven

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>>89932285
>Two anons make threads exactly one post ID apart
>Each delete their threads to let the other one live

sa/sug/a

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TELL ME ABOUT BLUE DIAMOND

WHY DOES SHE RUN THE ZOO

>>89932285
people have been taking SU cancel well I see

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>>89931107

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where all tha /FREAKS/ at?

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>>89932345
THE ZOO ISN'T MEANT FOR YOU

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how was your valentine's day, /sug/

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l a p i s s

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SUZ on Adult Swim after SU gets cancelled on S5 Y/N?

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Made you guys a lil lappy, I left the hands out since I don't draw them well

A-am I good /sug/?

>>89932394
Y Y Y

brought up SU on [adultswim] a few days ago an everyone seemed to shut it down... why?

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SHE WILL RETURN

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Gems should have baby fights

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>>89932359
hi

Taking bets on the next fusion.

Crayon and bird fags can fuck off.

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D I C K S Q U A D

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Who next?
Another gem, human, or a reskin?

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>>89932285
never 4get the intern who risked their job to give us alone at sea leaks a week early

rip

>>89932455
Sapphire with nothing or brass knuckles

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Bimsuth

>>89932423
Because no one's going to watch a melodrama about magical girls on [as] unless it's an actual anime.

>>89932455
peri?

>>89932455
The game has an Alexandrite sprite, so you need to make a Malachite one now

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Is there any reason why Steven and Lapis wouldn't be perfect for one another?

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>>89932410
Your posing is STIFF but otherwise it's OKAY.

>>89932455
Try Ruby or Sapphire

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Hey /sug/, happy valentines, what did you get your waifu?

pic related, all I could afford

>>89932423
hiatus

>>89932441
Connie and Lapis

>>89932441
Hmm, I'd honestly say Steven×Garnet and nu-Rainbow Quartz are pretty equally likely.

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>>89932520
I cooked her a nice dinner

>>89932520
muh dick

Lapis loved it

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how to be a Steven Universe writer:

>Introduce insanely powerful character capable of beating every single main character in a direct fight
>Have her join the good guys
>Show her curb stomping every attack sent from series antagonist
>Instead of escalating tension by showing the villain's ability to adapt and defeat her, just make her run around doing gay bullshit and watching TV

There! Now you can enjoy your gay fanfic with zero regard for story, pacing, or consistency!

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As requested by anon: Lapis on a wetsuit

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>>89932377
It was fucking dumb

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>>89932441
I'd bet on Garniven or Lapiven.

>>89932501
I also mentioned it being pseudo-anime-ish-sorta-kinda-i-dunno.

I cant put it into words exactly, but picture the current style but like 20% more anime-esque.

And yes I am garbage.

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>>89930447
have a quickie
>what is perspective, what is everything

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Are there any moments in SU you would call creepy at all?
Cat fingers was rather messed up.

>>89932566
ew a lapisfag

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>>89932560
oh

>>89932566
>Introduce your powerful but easily beatable character capable of possibly killing maybe one or two characters in a fight if lucky.*

FTFY

>>89932600
Keeping it together

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>>89932520
My undying love was all I had

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>>89932600
This will forever stand out as the most fucked up moment in SU for me.

Damn shame they pretty much gave up on trying to make legitimately fucked up moments like this again.

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>>89932595
l-lewd
Thanks Anon.

>>89932571
i don't know why it went in sideways, sorry anon!

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>>89932508
They can include more and can all come together as a big happy family.

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>>89932359
Aye

Am I in the right place?

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>>89932683
always

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Come watch some episodes for valentines day https://www.rabb.it/TheRealPearl

>>89932590
Then it's a different show altogether, so who cares.

>>89932683
Of course not

>>89932683
Were you looking for a gay bar?

>>89932683
Did you wake up sucking a lemon?

>>89932600
NO WHE HELL IS THAT

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>>89932683
This place is for breastmilk enthusiasts only

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>>89932600
Mirror Gem was creepy as fuck, and still is my favourite episode. I like that it makes you/Steven distrust the CGs. (Even if that was immediately forgotten.)

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>>89932377
lonely

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>>89932705
?
That doesnt make it a whole different show... its all the same characters, settings perhaps, and all that... preferably if Steven would then be like 24 or something, so thered be more room for themes and situations of all kinds.

Again, I just think this show has a cool premise that could work in an anime, and I could picture it coming back onto adultswim in the future as such... maybe not realistically, but I could just see good stuff coming out of that if it were to happen

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>>89932804

>>89932646
>All garnets fault
That part really made it so much worse

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honest thoughts on this gem?

>>89932840
good voice, otherwise meh

>>89932840
Best character in the show, which isn't saying much.

>>89932840
Looks like it's in desperate need of dicks

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>That episode where Steven becomes addicted to joy

>>89932840
she's almost as cute and great as jasper

>>89932840
don't care, sugar should stop riding her dick

>>89932840
My favorite.

>>89932763
Well, I'm glad I'm here in that case.

>>89932840
She's alright

>>89932840
cute

>>89932840
She's a huge cunt.

>>89932377
My butt hurts.

>>89932840

Best character in the show. Hands down.

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honest thoughts on... THIIIS?

>>89932814
goddamnit this is so funny, I hate you

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>>89932840

Best official Crystal Gem and 2nd Best Gem

>>89932929
That's really nice!

>>89932929
that's your butt!

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>>89932929

>>89932929
Stank butt

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>>89932840
When I saw screenshots, like pic related, I was not expecting her to sound so grown up. She's very qt.

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>>89932876
>Implying Greg wouldn't be the Joy addict on a quest to save his sob

i like this show

>>89932979
you are a faggot

>>89932979
I used to like this show

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>>89932979
i like you

>>89932618
we saw her easily trash three(four?) while cracked

>>89933011
Not even.
They handled the water clones but Lapis herself is made of fucking glass and will easily get destroyed when they get close.

>>89933011
from miles away in safety

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>>89932930
Cucksper is tragic not funny

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>>89932979
what r u, gay?

>>89932434
Someone should draw highschool au Lapis and Peridot beating the shit out of each other

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Guys, I'm so sorry but

>>89932970
If Greg was Brad, and Steven was Buddy, who would Lisa be?
And more importantly, who would Satan be?

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>>89932511
Thanks anon, just finished this too enjoy

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>>89933094
i knew it

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>>89933036
TRAGIC

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>>89932441
The best customer the big donut will ever have.

>>89933087
Imagine Lapis straddling Peridot and punching her repeatedly in the face while Peridot cries and struggles to get away uwu

>>89933124
i wish

>>89933086
yes

>>89932840
Writer's pet and it shows.

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Which gem's succulent cheeks do you want to stick your face into?

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Actually me today

>>89933170
I just want to hug Jasper and ocnfort her

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>>89932968
Damn I did the same.
First thing I ever saw of her was a gif of her saying "Sometimes I like to watch you sleep, and by sometimes I mean a lot."
I thought she was rather young looking so I heard her voice in a rather high pitched girly almost anime like voice.
Then it turned out she's way older in voice and personality then I ever thought she would be when I picked up the show.
Took me off guard.

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>>89933170
Sapphire or holly's

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>>89933170
That or Holly's

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>>89933170
Stevens

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>>89933195
If anything it was a positive for me because her voice is the best on the show and her range is amazing

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>>89933185
replace snacks with a bottle of tap water, the laptop with a desktop, and the underwear with a bath robe, and thats me

>>89932929
I want one

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>>89933170

Only one gem

>>89933170
Pretty much all of them

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>>89933264
truly an honorable death

>>89933264
Did Carl make this?

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>>89932455
The best gem?

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>>89933185
replace the food with alcohol and kinda same
And what's up with people drawing gems with stretch marks? They don't grow or gain/lose weight

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Do Lapis and Peridot understand what sex is? Is it okay to fuck them?

>>89932600
Connie's jumpscare in Rose's Room
>It was incredible!

>>89933346
no
no

>>89932441
I hope Pearl does some degenerate shit and tries to fuse with Steven, hoping that he'll feel like Rose.

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>>89932840
She likes vagina so much, they named a tampon after her.

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>>89932595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gt9yt9h7GU

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>>89933264
Is there any booty that could ever hope to surpass BD?

W-what if White Diamond is to the other diamonds what a Pearl is to Blue/Yellow Diamond, making her booty alone large than BD's entire booty?

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>>89933346
Ive had a fantasy for a while of showing a gem what sex is, then they get addicted and come to me all the time to cum with me all the time

>>89933351
Wait when did that happen?

>>89933402
the only gem with a rape addiction is Jasper, there's only room for one

>>89933185
>stretch marks

nuuhhh

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Is there a name/term for Lapis (in Amythest's character)?
Cause I find her sexy.

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>>89933402
Young Steven is pure, but adult Steven, now that's a another story

>>89933437
lapis and pearl are the only rapist gems
jasper did nothing wrong

>>89932377
I had my wisdom teeth taken out, at least I have Oxycontin to love me

>>89933367
What if I explain it to them?

Why are there still faggots trying to defend the god awful Friday slot?

Even for kids, Friday night isn't what it used to be. It's just shitty in genera

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>>89933402
>Lapis gets taken away by the police in handcuffs.
>No wait officer it wasn't my fault!
>He tempted me with his cute little butt and sweet kissable face! its not my fault I swear did you see what he was wearing? he was practically asking for it!

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>>89933467
lapithest?

and yes, shes too good for this world

>>89932377
the people in my town are still shit
>>89933495
still no

>>89933477
Jasper raped a dog.

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>>89933170
I'm a slut for blue butt.

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>>89932600
Rose's Room is a fear I've always had and had a hard to explaining it. It's the perfect description.

Holly Blue's rock hard buns

>>89933520
good point i am sorry but lapis and pearl are still rapists

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>>89933520
And then became one.

>>89933477
Jasper loved being raped so much she ended up becoming a rapist herself

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>>89933467
I just call her Lapithyst. I love her.

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>>89933543
fuck
holls

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>>89932595
I thought that I had all the Amethysts on my side, But I went and blew it, all sky high. And now my Diamond won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I, ripped my pants.

WHEN LOWLY PEARL CAME ROUND JUST TO PUT HER DOWN HOLLY TURNED INTO A CLOWN
AND NO GEM EVER WANTS TO DANCE WITH A FOOL WHO WENT AND RIPPED HER PANTS

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Do you agree with CN, sug?

>>89933656
nonononononononononononononononononononononononono

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>>89933626
Yes I can see it now.

It ships.

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>>89933457
I went to class and actually took notes, then downloaded that ~~F R E S H~~ new episode, and watched it at the student union building. After that, I went to a news meeting for the university paper before going out and buying a six pack of Buds, three kombuchas, an order of the best cheese fries for a thousand miles, and 100 chicken nuggets from BK. I'm gonna be watching Amy-centric episodes all night to become one with my spirit space-vixen and then pass out

what kind of beer does Amethyst drink when Pearl and Steven aren't around?

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>>89933346
They are autistic children and it's not nice to take advantage of them.

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post aret

>>89933676
>100 chicken nuggets

>>89933656
Nothing CN says matters.

>>89933656
I feel like the best way to respond to this when lapidotfags post it is to just post that old promo that had Rose holding baby Steven.

>>89933096
>Rose is Lisa
>Ronaldo is Satan

>>89933656
Is this real? Did they really have to give the Lapishits even more fuel?

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>>89933671
It ships.

>>89933758
let them dream. The uprootening is coming

>>89933656
looks like cn needs to kill themselves

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>>89932343
we chose to go down on this miserable board... TOGETHER

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>>89933730
They're $1.49 for 10 of 'em and I ain't gettin any tonight. Sue me

>>89933758
Almost every comment on the tweet is screaming about Lapidot.

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>>89933817
How do you fit all that into your body? Is it possible?

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I love Amethyst and Garnet.

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holly blue x jasper will be canon

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>>89933425
https://marebucks.com/sun/19/ at 7:20

How could you forget such an unsettling moment

>>89933758
CN pr also called Ruby and Sapphire best friends

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>Predicted human zoo in Rising Tides/ Crashing Skies
>Knew about the Diamond Authority
>Knew about the hollowing of the Earth
We best pay the fuck attention when Rocknaldo airs.

>>89933656
Lapidot was literally the worst thing to happen to this show so far. I've never hated a ship until now.

I don't care about Lapis or Peridot and I despise them as a unit. Just write them off and give better characters screentime.

>>89933753
Does that mean Pearl is Buzzo?

Also, who the fuck would Marty be in this scenario?

>>89933842
kill yourself

>>89933846
>implying Holly is a degenerate dog fucker

>>89933861
Lets be real. Ronaldo totally posts on the SU-equivalent of 4chan.

>>89933846
>a CG side team of big mean gems with Jasper, Bismuth and Holly
Yes.

>>89933860
And read the text here wtf
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/157127672883/two-gems-and-a-baby-jelliebeeinstagram

>>89933813
that is rape

>>89933858
That wasnt a jumpsacre, but it definitely was an unsettling episode

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>>89933882
this will be after jasper gets turned into only half a dog of course

>>89933888
No fucking doubt about it. Ronaldo is like the show's embodiment of the internet.

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>>89933839
>1. work out for an hour or more each day, eat WAY more
>2. eat nothing but a bagel with ham and a slice of swiss all day
>3.consume 60 at a moderate pace
>4. get "turnt a.f., senpai!" for digestive power-up
>5. rapidly consume 40 more nuggets, puke everything out the window and pass out on top of the mini fridge

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>>89933919
more of cult suicide

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>>89933919
you're rape

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>>89933940
why would live this way

>>89933860
People in a relationship can be best friends

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>>89933521
connie should go swim too

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>>89933940
I mean physically. I get full to the brim with 20 nuggets and that is if I'm really hungry. Must be just me

>>89933960
mor leik mayamt rap

>thought of the day

If Lion is PD, Jasper will have sex with him twice as hard.

>that's her Diamond
>she fucks animals

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>>89933970

>>89934010
Lion hates Jasper though

>>89933996
The context completely dismissed their romantic relationship, don't be daft

I feel like doodling something in mspaint gimme an idea.

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>>89934010
If PD is Lion then why did Lion try to attack Jasper in Jailbreak and Crack the Whip? Don't tell me she got cucked by her own mom?

>>89934035
I didn't see it

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>>89933888
Hey /x/, it's me again. Here's the background info
>be me
>live in shitty, tiny town
>everyone here is bluepilled as fuck
>find out that we have fucking actual ancient aliens living on the beach with some obese kid that always wants to eat day-old fryer waste
>nobody seems phased about alien warriors living down the road, or that the burnout car-wash guy fucked one of them
What do, /x/?

>>89934077
Everyone already knows Pink Diamond favored Rose over Jasper kys

>>89934087
Summon a succubus(male)

>>89934087
Drink bleach.

>>89934055
What you think White Diamond will look like

Do you guys have an Steven Universe general?

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>>89934087
don't care

>>89934087
20x139mm Lahti antitank gun

>>89934190
Who?

>>89934211
>her

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>"I want that cartoon to die."

>>89934246
All of them.

cs

>>89934230

General Steven Universe, who leads the armies of Earth against the Homeworld scum

>>89934268
She won't

>>89934294
ENEMA
E
N
E
M
A

>>89934262
So is there actual evidence the show will be cancelled after season 5 or is this a new type of shit posting.

>>89934273
no
get
the
fuck
off
my
beach

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sleep tight curry mom

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>>89934265
Ah. Then I am fucked to death.

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>>89934330
Yes.

>>89934332

Mayor Dewey is revealed in or near the finale to be a government agent working to cover up Gemshit, as are his protection detail

cap this

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Do Lapis and Steven kiss each other?
Not romanticly of course there just friends :)

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fuck all this least favorite rape stuff I still just want lapis to piss on me

>>89934334

> Aged curry

Yuck

>>89934362
Those ratings would probably normalize if they stopped with the retarded airing schedule.

>>89934385
kys

>>89934389
I want Lapis to shatter herself

>>89934457
kiss is spelled with two "s" anon.

oh, and theres no y either.

close though

>>89934363
this town was never even real it was made around the gem every one in town is an actor

>>89934385

Romantically, but not consensually.

>>89934457
I keep trying, but the gun always jams :(

>>89934362
hahaha, your time's up faggots

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>>89934397
fresh a best

>>89934389
Lapis is literally the best thing on this show

>>89934490
try harder

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>>89934510
I know she's only had one episode, but Opal DOES exist.

>>89934471
>Connie reveals she never really liked Steven
>It was just a NSA ruse to learn more about human/gem hybrids

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Is Steven best Shota?

>>89934490
use a lahti 20x138mm anti-tank gun

>>89934510
lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZRR4xlaKQc

>>89933970
YOOOOO we saw gem shards an entire season before cluster talk started happening

>>89934538
keep humanity pure
fear the xeno
hate the xeno

>>89932600
>"OKAY, WE LOVE YOU STEVEN, BYE BYE NOW"

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>>89934397
>>89934496
Bad taste.

>>89934510
you could find less shitty pieces of shit than Lapis in your toilet

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>>89934087
make an alien warrior tulpa

>>89934571
We saw them episode 5 in frybo

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>>89934389
same, i'd prefer if she did it really hard

>>89934619
pic?

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>>89934602
her daughter is superior in every way

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>>89934635
muhnigga

>>89934534

In all seriousness, Connie's dad looks like a defense contractor, and all we know about his job is that he's "private security'

I'm willing to bet he's CIA or NSA or Geological Survey or some such shit

> Mr. Universe, I'm CIA

>>89934496
>flat
>>89934602
>not flat

sorry doctor, but I gotta go with fresh.

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>>89934646

>>89934602

If it's gray, throw it away

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>>89934656
>>89934671
>>89934681
Bad taste.

>>89934690

>says the guy eating old curry

You'll get sick that way

>>89934690
disgusting

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>>89934602
>tfw your moms best friend was a slight chubby Indian milf with big ol' titties
>tfw her family and our family went on vacation together once when I was going through puberty, and she wore this obviously too small for her bikini that constantly caused a bit of her areola (dark brown, almost black, I remember it very well) to get exposed
God damn that woman gave me a huge fetish for Indian milfs

no, I'm not the anon who fucked the Indian families dog before you ask

>>89934675
those are some CHUNKY-kong shards

like if they were put together they would be diamond-sized

>>89934660
>Connie's dad gets the CIA to try and take the gems away for investigation/containment
>Gems get poofed by military-grade shenanigans
>Connie abandons her family for Steven and his to go rescue them
>Connie now lives in the gemhome, continuously becomes a streonger swordsman
>Now fights alongside the CGs commonly

pls

>>89934714

> fucking the Indian family's dog

Is this the next Jasper arc?

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>>89934714
Too late, are ya?

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Have you heard any fedora type su fans and hear them say cringey shit?

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Post your random-ass theories

>Crystal Temple is modelled after Lion
>Crystal Heart powers magic stuff like the CGs' rooms
>Lion's heart powers PD's "room," his mane
>Steven can't breathe because a Diamond doesn't need the air in her room

>>89934791
Yes, it's called tumblr

>>89934791
zuke?

>>89934801
Lion is one of those 7 Lion's, just possessed with a PD shard, a la Frybo suit.

There are 6 more "Lions" out there.

>>89934801
> temple statue has a mask.
PD is using a disguise

>>89934848
But in the flashback, they were all naturally colored so isn't it safe to assume they were just regular Lions?

>>89934802
>>89934843
Like outside media, should've been more clear

>>89934885
>Possessed with a Pink Diamond shard a la Frybo suit

>>89934900
Not talking about Lion, I'm talking about you implying "there are 6 more Lions out there"

>>89934604
hey bby
happy valentines day

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>>89933170
I've got an ex with p much the same body. It was perfect.

>>89934791
Irl, no

On a slightly unrelated note, it bums me that the only people I ever see with SU merch (the steven star shirt 90% of the time) look like they'd be so socially autistic I don't even want to try and start conversation with them. Tried it once, complemented a SU backpack and just got a really quiet "thanks..." with a nervous smile... and 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence sitting next to each other at the bus stop

>>89934926
And what if they were all possessed with PD shards.

You can't have just one shard.

>>89934955
Sure anon, and then they all fuse and form Pink Diamond

>>89933185
Change everything with dishes I never put away and a few sketches of monsters and it's me.

>>89934951
continued:

that, and fallout jackets. Is it just my college? I swear once every week or two I see an obviously socially-awkward guy in a fallout 3 or 4 jacket, and I just want to talk about it, give a little passing compliment, or something. Every time, just "thanks..."... like... someone says this to me, I always have a chill, little casual conversation, happy and interested to talk about this thing we obviously have in common...

[/rant]

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>>89934791
Nah, the only SU fan I've ever seen irl was this coworker, who looked like a typical tumblr girl, talking to someone else about how progressive and gay SU was.

Hey so I posted this Jaspis WIP on /trash/ some time ago and I'm actually done soooo here it is, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp_xp-NWc1U

>>89935029
No idea why people where shit that would cause a conversation yet not be able to carry one

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>>89934932
<3

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>>89935089
gotta have that 1-second-into-the-video porn for good measure

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>>89934756

That last panel. Every fucking time.

God, that was a glorious thread.

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>>89935089
Good job, I and my wife appreciate this

>>89935029

The people who literally wear their fandoms on their sleeve come in two flavors of autism:

> Quiet introvert scared of own shadow
or
> Once they start talking, you can't get them to stop, and regret that you ever talked to them in the first place

>>89935089
lapis did things to my son

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>>89935089
Thank you for taking my advice.
i laughed

>>89935089
>cropping out Lapis' whale dick
0/10 kys

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>>89932520

>>89935030
>how progressive and gay SU was.
I hate people like this. Story and characters be damned, media is good so long as it pushes my agenda. The mindset is the worst saboteur to something good.

>>89935089
Huh, I saw the WIP randomly on YouTube and I was wondering why leaky Dingo left a comment. So he goes to /trash/ apparently. I like it good job

https://youtu.be/3OD57lNU4yk

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>>89935184
>3 lapis pops
greedy whore

>>89934362
Where is this from? I could just type up bullshit in msWord too ya know

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If dubs I'll copy paste this whole thread and have someone read it on fiverr

>>89935184
>3 Lapis pops

>I have 3 Connie pops

Thanks for stealing all my luck you cunt

>>89935208
kek

>>89935246
What is fiverr.

>>89935246
R E R O L L

that is retardedly hilarious to me and I want to see this happen

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>>89935246
One more try

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Would she prefer mcr or p!atd?

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>>89935246
>>89935275
>>89935282

Alright I'll try one more time

>>89935296
UH, IN ENGLISH PLEASE?

>>89935273
https://www.fiverr.com/tweetuzy/create-10-new-and-original-memes-or-gifs?context=advanced_search&context_type=auto&context_referrer=search_gigs&pckg_id=1&pos=1&funnel=7808d6a0-90dd-4329-9fd4-792b8920d16c

entrepreneuring

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>>89935299
if you're gonna try 4 fucking times, you might as well just skip the dubs and stop posting and fucking do it already

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>>89935299
Alright well that settles it then
If you want something read you better type it now

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>>89935299
We did it /sug/!

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>>89935299
O H F U G

>>89935245
http://www.universityherald.com/articles/62756/20170128/steven-universe-finally-returns-weekly-episode-starting-feb-10-stevenbomb.htm