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Judge Anon
Judge Dredd Storytime - Valentine's Edition 2017-02-15 02:12:48 Post No. 89931549
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Judge Dredd Storytime - Valentine's Edition
Judge Anon
2017-02-15 02:12:48
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Hold it right there, creep! Are you carrying a torch? Hiding broken feelings? Stealing hearts? Then put your hands where we can see them and come quietly to the storytime-cube to begin your sentence: a romantic evening of love and punishment with Mega-City One's toughest lawman and some friends. This is Judge Dredd 's VaLawntines!
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>>89931549
Let's start with the first in a classic trilogy of obsession. This is "Love Story", part the first...
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But is Dredd the sole object of desire in the Big Meg? Of course not! Not even random citizens are safe from the maniacal obsession of the lonely, the destitute and the downright mad. Let's meet one such random citizen, and one such madman, called... "The Phantom of the Shoppera"!
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Of course, not all love in the Big Meg is unrecquited. Let's meet one such couple of lovebirds as they embark on a quest for... "Kinky Boots"!
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But let's go back to the cautionary tale of Bella Bagley as we delve deep into the sequel that everyone's been clamoring for: "Love Story Deux"!
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And now, one of the most legendary Judge Dredd panels in history...
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>>89933324
>BAPPP!
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Of course, wherever head-buttin' is involved, the butting master supreme can't be too far away! And so, let's read all about the tornado of love that swept the Cursed Earth in "The Mean Machine Gets Married"!
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But is Bella Bagley th eonly citizen to have developed such an unhealthy fixation on Justice Dept's top dog? Of course not! And as the pile of broken hearts grows and grows, Dredd finds himself having to resort more and more to a good dose of "Tough Love"!
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>>89932864
Judge Dredd?
More like Judge Irony, amiright?
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Woah-hey, how did this get here?
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Of course, ladies running around in leather bodysuits can be just as much of an object of desire as dudes, although some men just don't know when to stop when it comes to spreading love. Let's read a tale about one such man...
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>>89934736
Y'know, aside from the bit about actually marrying a ton of women... this guy might be the most relatable Dredd character ever for me.
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Of course, there are many kinds of loves, not all of them real. Even the purest of human emotions can be twisted, packaged, branded, sold and resold a thousand times over. Can love overcome greed? Or are there instincts that run even deeper still? Find out in a classic story of girl-meets-Klegg called "Love Hurts"!
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Unfortunately, all things must come to an end, and so we reach the last story in this thread. One last heart to break in "Love Story III: End of the Affair"!
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And that's the end of that. Hope you had a good day folks filled with love and good feelings, and if you didn't, just remember...
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>>89935595
Poor Rico I bet looking like Dredd gets him into a lot of shit
>>89935617
The third panel, it looks like he's eating her out.
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I know Dredd is too autistic and DA LAW for romance but what is the closest he has gotten to feeling that way for someone?
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Arguably Judge DeMarco. Oh, it was never romance or anything like proper love, but Dredd really cared for her and wanted to see her become the great judge he knew she could be. Even after she left the force he kept tabs on her, making sure she was safe. The problem is that Galen mistook that caring for love and, well... nobody walked out of that one looking pretty.
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Sooo just like that huh?
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>>89936003
That's kind of sweet.
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>>89932137
Point of order, is it gay if its a robot?
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>>89936046
That's a very Alan Grant thing to do: write a story about a random citizen and then have Dredd show up at the very end to clean things up. He's on record as saying that his perfect Judge Dredd story wouldn't even involve Dredd at all.
>>89936083
Asimov never prepared us for this shit...
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>>89936083
I guess it depends if the robot gives itself a gender or not. If the robot identifies as male and you're a male then it's gay.
Honestly I just call it robosexual.
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>>89933360
So am I crazy or does Bella kinda look like the druglord from the Urban movie?
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Ok I laughed at this one.
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>>89934412
Fags btfo
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I appreciate your love for Dredd, Judge.
I can only hope to devote myself to a single waifu one day.
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