JSA Storytime: Wildcats 3.0

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I looooooove guzzling semen

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Cum is yummy

>>89929464
Is this the fake OP again?

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I'm such an unbelievably massive FAGGOT

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>>89929527
Shut up, nigger

>>89929527
yes, sigh

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Want a rimjob, let me know ;0

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>>89929626
two can play at this game

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>>89929643
what the hell, might as well make this the actual thread now, right?

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>>89929778

>>89929454
Hey ho, OP.

Chip Zdarsky on Spider-Man is a solid "could be good" to me.

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>>89929825
>>89929829
I've seen a lot of "save us from Slott plz" comments

>>89929778

this is so confusing and strange and creepy when it happens.

let storytimes be peace

>>89929626
>>89929550
>>89929508
>>89929464
I have no fucking idea why this amuses me.

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>>89929854
Casey trying to write a hip young Latino kid is in the "not sure if intentional parody" category

>>89929881
I know, right? :(

>>89929464
God damn it.

Fake OP, I hope you die of a particularly painful form of cancer. Or ever better, some kind of flesh eating disease, so your hands fall off and you can't even shitpost to comfort you as you die.

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>>89929899
Those spikes are really dubiously hygenic

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>>89929932
Isn't XXX a movie franchise? That's not porn, just Vin Diesel?

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>>89929970

>>89929970

well XXX 2 was i think Ice Cube?

>>89929454
Hello, Storyteller.

>issue 14
Fuck sake, we still got that much more of this crap to go. That tears it, after we're done, I'm re-reading Nu52 Amethyst as a much needed palette cleanser.

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Nice

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>>89930028
It goes through 24, and then we are free

I love how he draws Griffles' ridiculous hair

>>89929464
>I looooooove guzzling semen
Is that because you're a faggot, or just because you're OP?

Hey, wait a second

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>>89930071
the imposter quit and I was all "I'm too lazy to resize images to avoid the duplicate ban" so, well, here we are

if a janitor banned them for a day or something that'd be cute, though

>>89930051

i'm excited to see that lady from Flash show up again

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Comics Beat boasted that they had all of the solicitations for DC’s Young Animals imprint for May 2017, given to them by DC’s PR marketing department, while we Frankensteined them with all the other similarly-released solicits.

Well, it appears that wasn’t true, the likes of John Cunningham had reserved a special one for a different media partner of DC Comics, the AV Club.

Which is where the launch of a new DC Young Animal title by Lee Allred, Mike Allred and Laura Allred was found – Bug!: The Adventures Of Forager based on the New Gods character by Jack Kirby. With Kirby’s other characters Sandman, Blue Beetle, and Atlas all confirmed to make appearances as Forager tries to stop an evil uprising led by General Electric.

The first issue of Bug!: The Adventures Of Forager appears on May 10th.

decent article on why Zealot is Best Waifu http://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2017/02/14/superheroes-and-the-true-female-power-fantasy/ and why WW definitely isn't the pinnacle of female characters

>>89929881
>>89929899
Same person pretended to be IMF-anon last night as well. I'm still not totally convinced that this is the normal OP yet (poster count didn't go up)

>>89929970
>Isn't XXX a movie franchise?

Yes. A new one just came out, with Vin Diesel back as XXX after getting subbed out for Ice Cube in the second one.

Random comment- I haven't read that much Wildstorm, but it strikes me that supervillains seem to have neglible at best presence for the most part.

Like there's Helspont, and that's it for WS villains I can actually name. The whole Black Ops Superhero Universe I guess doesn't leave much room for recurring villains.

>>89930051
>Faster than a speeding Chili Dog

They need to stop pandering to the Sanic audience.

>>89930112
this sounds really cool

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>>89930125
I don't get many of her Wildstorm opinions and elevations but that is pretty solid on the appeal of Zealot, yes

>>89930127
hoot hoot

>>89929899
Ramon is very intentionally not hip. He's basically a sawwed off version of the white guy in that one Offspring music video.

>>89930112
The thread for that announcement became a shitshow (again):
>>89916967

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>>89930134
There's Kaizen Gamorra, but the whole point of the Authority that is continually missed is that but for not much, they are the villains

>>89930196
Right, but it's one of those things where "I think this is parody, but...but..."

>>89929778
Wow, Pym really let himself go

I know it's low-hanging fruit but someone had to say it

>>89930212
>The thread for that announcement became a shitshow (again):
That sucks /co/ is almost /v/ 2.0

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>>89930243
lol

>>89929881
I just find it weird that this is the thing somebody gets hung up on, a regular storytime.

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So looks like Helmut might have some successful persuasion rolls with Erik and Karla in the upcoming T-Bolts anniversary.

>>89930253
Yesterday in a thread that got pruned, someone was complaining about how storytimes ruined the board forever because "only a few do them"

>>89930288
I would love to see the internal thought process there.

>>89930253
Movies were a mistake.

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>>89930287
I am triggered by Helmut wearing the Heinrich mask

clearly it's a sign that he's being fucked with, too

>>89930288
>Yesterday in a thread that got pruned, someone was complaining about how storytimes ruined the board forever because "only a few do them"
I remember that thread.

>>89930134
Which is kind of dumb, you'd think there'd at least be some kind of Suicide Squad expy running around.

>>89930112
What's the best way/run to actually get interested in Fourth World?

Because none of my frankly tangential experience with the characters have ever really ingrained them to me.

>>89930302
>Movies were a mistake.
And GG split 4chan

What the fuck is going on

>>89930051
Is there anything about New Super-Man that isn't completely excellent?
Also Yang always responds to my tweets which makes me like him even more

>>89930134
Same with most of the 90's Image series, it seems like they're always fighting generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on and the villains are businessmen or one-offs that get killed extravagantly at the end.

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>>89930312
you can see where this is going

for once it's NOT rape

Ellis confirmed another Earth version of Midnighter and Apollo. Guess nuWildstorm is one of those ? Earths now

>>89930287

He's front and center with Cap on the FCBD issue. Spencer pushing this ship is like my favorite thing

>>89930112
Allred confirmed on twitter he's still doing Silver Surfer, he's just going to draw Bug! at the same time. So no conventions for awhile while he's cranking out art

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>>89930341
sometimes someone likes to show up and start what looks like real storytime but with frequently racist comments

it's annoying, but I'm lazy so I just took over the thread

>>89930341
>Also Yang always responds to my tweets which makes me like him even more
Lucky

>>89930312

Helmut in Heinrich's mask is so wrong.

>>89930341
Someone seems committed to ruining consistent story-times

>>89930314
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/89892970/
Found it

>>89930349
>Allred confirmed on twitter he's still doing Silver Surfer, he's just going to draw Bug! at the same time. So no conventions for awhile while he's cranking out art
Cool

>>89930253
Combination of the Marvel movies, Arkham games and Injustice have brought /v/ users in droves. As much as people complain about /pol/, and Tumblr and whatever else, anyone who's spent time on /v/ can very easily spot that annoying shitty attitude that they've brought over here.

But complaining about the board is annoying too, so that's why we storytime.

>>89930401
Holy fuck was a shitshow

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>>89930271
So, speaking of the Authority, shouldn't they be having a great big dick measuring contest with Spartan by now about his free energy interfering with their global dictatorship?

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>>89930376
reminder that angry dude here has repeatedly cheated on his wife, but she gets mind-controlled into fucking Wax, and it's just not something he can take

Hi, thread. What the hell is going on.

>>89930349

i loled at Slott's tweet about still being on Spidey and Surfer

>>89929825
>hippest
That term was dated by the time I was born

Also is product placement really effective advertisement to normies? Everything I've experienced says otherwise.

>>89930423
>But complaining about the board is annoying too, so that's why we storytime.
Atleast something decent.

>>89930433
>mind-controlled into fucking Wax
uhh
We have a four letter word for that, Joe.

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>>89929907

>>89929454
AWW YEAH!!!!!!!!!

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>>89930433
lol this cover is great trolling

>>89930442
You missed someone (same dude as the original op here) impersonate PM-IFAnon last night as well
>>89911112

>>89930341
>Same with most of the 90's Image series, it seems like they're always fighting generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on and the villains are businessmen or one-offs that get killed extravagantly at the end.
Or each other. I still think the dumbest part of WildCATS v2 was them getting into a dust up with Youngblood because they were bringing in "Their" bad guys.

>>89930344
>for once it's NOT rape

Well, surely once Wax resolves this little crisis, there WILL be time for rape, right?

Seriously, Wax is a terrible protagonist. It's like making Purple Man one of the Avengers.

>>89930341
>generic terrorists, stereotype gangsters, and so on

I guess Spawn stands out

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>>89930517

>>89930531
>It's like making Purple Man one of the Avengers.
don't give Marvel ideas

>>89930520
If I ever start storytiming, that is how I will open every thread.

>>89930520
I didn't miss that, actually. I'm the "is this guy coming out of the closet on us" smartass

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>>89930527
I don't think we can take the continued Caseyness of going back to 2.0 because man, there's some gratuitous edge in there beyond this

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>>89930588
Damn, Wax

>>89930531
Careful. Now that you've said that, someone is going to unironically want it to happen. And then it probably WILL happen.

>>89930472
No, I'm not Cranky.
Just irritated by Fake OP, who is the storytime equivalent of that jackass that keeps posting racist threads with that pic of the guy blowing himself.

>>89930550
Standing out would require him to do something that's not sulking in an alleyway doing fuck all.

>>89930517
Well, she IS tied to the bed.

>>89930341
>Is there anything about New Super-Man that isn't completely excellent?
I'm not big on the art

>>89930655
I meant the Spawn villains. At least in terms of design

>>89930550
True, he's got like, at least four antagonists I can name, and I only own like 2 issues of the Medieval Spawn/Witchblade crossover.

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>>89930625

>>89930625
Meh, saw it coming. All of it.

>>89930673

I think the problem might be the inking and colouring because the pencils the artist posts on twitter usually look great.

>>89929778
See, this is why Wax is not so much a creep.

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>>89930706
how many costumes has Marvel Angela been through by now?

>>89930734
nah, he's still a huge creep

>>89930738
Not enough that they've done a Marvel "Party Angela" yet?

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>>89930738

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>>89930738
3

>>89930706
Todd made three genuinely good characters in Spawn, two of them are Sam&Twitch, the other is Violator.

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WTF was marvel thinking.

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>>89930769

>>89929825
Is this guy so not the Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder? HE IS.

>>89930734
A creep with some redeeming features is still a creep.

There's no amount of charity volunteer work that would make up for jerking off into a McDonalds ball pit, for instance.

>>89930706
Y'know, I've always heard that Witchblade is really good, and actually has some substance behind all the blatant cheesecake.

I've also always suspected that the people saying that are talking directly out of their asses, and are desperately trying to justify their enjoyment of softcore spank material.

>>89930796
it's as hideous as I remember it

>>89930769
Man, this Zealot storyline has been such an afterthought.

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>>89930779
There was this fucking insane Phil Jimenez super-busy armor one with pointed cutouts and 80's style Big Hair, too

>>89930796
THAT one.

>>89930782
Oh yeah, Sam and Twitch are great. Violator's great. Spawn had an awesome supporting cast.

Doesn't change the fact that Spawn was way too fucking passive. I mean, I get it, you go to hell, you sell your soul to get back to earth and be with your wife, but you're an ugly monster, she's remarried to your best friend and they have a kid.

He probably took that better than I ever would, but god damn man. DO SOMETHING!

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>>89930844
It's really not worth the pages spent on the action sequences

>>89930779
>>89930796
Why did they need to make her Thor's sister?

There are at least 5 different active mythologies in Marvel. And they had to go and dick up the Asgardian mythology to stick it to Todd "Balls" McFarlane.

>>89930811
Well Silvestri did have Ron Marz come in and write a bunch of Top Cow stuff. So it's not impossible that there's some good stuff

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>>89930875
>>89930796
It's even more of a hot mess than I remembered, so many WTF components.

>>89930811
It's got some good stories and character moments. Its no Empowered, but they work.
>>89930796
There's really no point in designing an Angela that doesn't have big belts

>>89930872
You forgot the part where he cries about finding out he was sterile for like 10 issues straight

>>89930811
I hope for a Wichblade game one day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVwhNpiFkoc

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>>89930912
>>89930935
Angela by Tetsuya Nomura or bust

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>>89930968
>>89930948
you say 'sterile' in a comics thread and we all think of TROUBLE, right?

the best WTF Dodson face ever

>>89930948
I'm pretty sure there was a point where I was rooting for the demonic clown because he was about as frustrated with Spawn as I was.

>>89930964
Oh, god, I can imagine the SJW bitching about the character design already.

>>89931005
>Oh, god, I can imagine the SJW bitching about the character design already.
your right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojxhYoz9bUU

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>>89931001

>>89930968
>Angela by Tetsuya Nomura or bust

Oh, man, and she's technically Disney now!
We need to start a petition for Angela DLC for Kingdom Hearts.

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>>89930968
His superheroes sure are something.

>>89930134
Tao was too good, too pure for this world.

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>>89930912
Costume design can be a bit of a bastard, honestly. There's a fine line between over the top cool, and just plain stupid looking. Especially since they way a character dresses is often used as a visual cue as to who they are as a person.

That mess of an outfit makes Angela look like a Warcraft otaku.

>>89930640
It's probably the same guy.

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>>89931071
Absolutely, and every time there's a redesign thread you see some dogshit paraded around as innovative, etc. And that's working off an established template, making something new is even harder. Then you have to consider "Who can draw this repeatedly and make it work even if they're not George Perez?"

>>89931071
Not big enough shoulderpads to be a Warcraft design.

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>>89931116

>>89930935
>Empowered
Speaking of comics who's fans are full of shit...

Any work of fiction in which nudity and/or skimpy outfits are a major story element can just go right in the trash where it belongs.

Looking at that FCBD cover for Secret Empire, I am starting to wonder if Spencer was in it for the shipping all along. And I am still curious what he was talking about when he said that Zemo has a rough road ahead of him because so far everything seems like it's going to work out splendidly for him.

>>89930968
Please. Belts of this magnitude demand Ryoma Ito. Give her a big glass pizza-cutter sword while we're at it.

Gorilla City time on the Flash!

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>>89931160
Spencer was born to write a proper Thunderbolts book, goddammit

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>>89931218

>>89930327
JLI, Orion

>>89931210
Scratch that. Shoulda checked to make sure it was new.

>>89931218
He killed Pretzels, that hack.

>>89930427
>So, speaking of the Authority, shouldn't they be having a great big dick measuring contest with Spartan by now about his free energy interfering with their global dictatorship?
Fuck no, The Authority wold be balls-to-ass behind Halo fixing the world. Jack and Jenny would be powerfucking their universe into sentience.

>>89931218

Maybe after SE is done if they don't can the title completely because of Zubbolts selling like shit (god knows Marvel won't blame the crap writer/artist/editor combo for it tanking).

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>>89931268
Not dead yet! I have to believe.

Lieber posted a page with puppies

>>89931210
is Flash off this week? There was no talkback thread for Supergirl yesterday

Speaking of the Authority I hope Midnighter and Apollo stay out of Wild Storm for a good long while

Jack Hawksmoor and Jeroen can come, though

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>>89931302
LOL

>>89931321
Ellis has promised them but The Authority seems a ways off, and yeah

I want Maul and Cocaine Man back. Shit, Backlash can come, too. Spartan is top priority unseen as of yet.

>>89931303
Supergirl was new, there was a bit of talkback is the preexisting "why does Supergirl wear the tights" thread.

Flash this week is a repeat of the one with the disintegrato guy.

>>89931283
I'm still surprised he picked Zub of all people to write T-Bolts, what the hell was he thinking. This is what happens when your circle of contacts is too small.

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>>89931352
I admit the appeal of Jack has never clicked for me.

>>89930517
Replace wife with Grifter pls

>>89931357

Are Zub's other works as devoid of character arcs, themes and full of bad plotting as T-Bolts?

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>>89931357
That feels like it was Editorial's sloppy guiding hand, IDK. Brevoort is phoning it in these days and the other editor is famous mainly for Superwholock, which is like the worst aspects of girl fic fandom all in one ball, and I say this as someone who has been into girl fic fandom

>>89930759
But he's a lovable creep. He's the jam.

>>89930637
Confirmed. I want it.

>>89931381
How hard would Top Gear have hated Halomobiles?

I am like 100% sure Jeremy Clarkson can't get an erection without some kind of high emission engine running nearby.

>>89931453
>lovable
not really

>>89931429
I only read some of Skullkickers and it was really boring and unfunny.

>>89931447
>Superwholock
???

>>89930796

the funniest part is her costume before was also trash. they had a chance to fix it and wiffed

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>>89931497
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Superwholock

combining the three worst fandoms in the history of ever

>>89931497
Supernatural, Dr. Who and Sherlock were all insanely popular among the same crowd of fangirls a few years ago

Avengers and some other shit got added to that eventually too

>>89931497
Supernatural, Dr. Who, Sherlock crossover fanfiction. With as much GAY as they can awkwardly jam in.

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>>89931525
>>89931540
Stucky is the reason we can't have nice things

>>89931447

>other editor is famous mainly for Superwholock

holy fuck what

>>89930810
>There's no amount of charity volunteer work that would make up for jerking off into a McDonalds ball pit, for instance.
I'm not even going to...just no. You are dumb. Thanks for making me verify this comment.

>>89931498
I liked those fancy strips, even though they were probably a pain to draw.

>>89931525
I feel like in terms of content there are 100% worse smaller fandoms, and in terms of bigger fandoms you've got shit like Harry Potter.

>>89931160
the absolute madman

>>89931525
roboboobs

>>89931557
Stucky was a mistake, Bucky is only good for abuse, etc.

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>>89931560
https://twitter.com/AlannaWrites

>>89931565
Look man. I got employee of the month 15 times, but they don't say I'm the guy who got employee of the month fifteen times. I exceeded the sales target by more than 300% in leading new products, but they don't say that about me either.

You jerk off in ONE ball pit, ISTG.

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>>89931571
disagree 100%

no fandom has ever seen as much sheer cancer as Dr. Who has by itself, Comrade can tell you about that

(that's the bratty kid's dad they're talking about)

>>89931575
>Stucky was a mistake, Bucky is only good for abuse, etc.
#GiveCaptainAmericaAboyfriend

>>89931579
>woman
Figures

>>89931611
>Comrade can tell you about that
Please do! What about these absolute, 100% autism fandoms like sonic or MLP?

>>89930875
I think this series' few fight scenes have been the most "characters weightlessly posing at each other" that I've ever seen in a comic.

>>89931616

But he already has Zemo.And one anon in another thread said they hug this week.

>>89931579
>Creator of SuperWhoLock the Comic.
I had no idea there was a Superwholock comic, I thought you just mean she was a notable fangirl

>>89931611
Supernatural is endless cancer as well!

I've never forgotten the ass bees, OP

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>>89931579

i have to go sit down.

superwholock is the worst thing ever. no exaggeration

>>89931525
>>89931540
>>89931540
That's fucking retarded. This shit right here is why I despise crossover shit. It's always a matter of "Hey, this'll be cool." with no regards to whether it would make any damn sense or facilitate an interesting story.

Those are all VERY different shows that wouldn't fit with each other at all. You can't just mash shit together and expect it to work.

I fucking hate nerds.

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>>89931626
there are grills here in this thread, too

>>89931639
See, Who fandom is *old*, and thus you have an extraordinary number of elevated wankers involved

>>89931641
they could be edited into something okay

>>89931657
My work here is truly done

>>89931611
>no fandom has ever seen as much sheer cancer as Dr. Who has by itself,

The amount of shit flung at Matt Smith for not being David Tennant.

>>89931575

Idk about anybody else but the T-Bolts book soured me hardcore on Bucky.

>>89931657
>Supernatural is endless cancer as well!
Arrow fan-base also cancer

>>89931670
even worse than "that pony thing we cant really mention"?

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>>89931683
>Cheech Marin as "Taco"

>>89931686
His only value to me before Buckybolts was getting gang raped in fanfic but now I feel compelled to avoid him in comics too

>>89931657
>Supernatural is endless cancer as well!

Truly endless. Supernatural will be the Henrietta Lacks of WB shows. TV will die, and Supernatural will continue, starring the cyborg marionettes that used to be Jansen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.

>>89931683
I've always felt Dr. Who was almost complete wank. Boggles my mind that so many people love it.

>>89931030
>>89931062
>>89931116
>>89931145
>>89931218
>>89931247
Ellisverse material right FUCKING here.

I love Ramon + Grifter.

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>>89931686
absolutely.

I hesitate to link directly to it on Twitter, but I know this one huge Bucky fan who has some "at least I get where she's coming from" discussions of HydraCap and what she'd rather read. And it's upfront on the "this is my id" stuff.

>>89931761
and J2 RPS

>>89931062
Cole you idiot get in the robot!

>>89931686
>Idk about anybody else but the T-Bolts book soured me hardcore on Bucky.

Honestly, I was kind of soured on Bucky by like halfway through Buckycap.
I never really forgave Brubaker for killing Nomad.

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>>89931798
>brief refractory period, you say

>>89931798

I've almost got all of BruCap actually collected and I can't wait to reread it. BuckyCap is my favorite but Bucky has had.....a rough time.

marco rudy drew that ongoing so i don't care what they say

>>89931715
No, no, no. That clearly says Cheech Martin. That's not even racist! What kind of Mexican American has a last name like Martin?

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>>89931824
so 2.0 actually goes into how the batteries are powered, and it's through dangerous quantum bullshit

>>89931868
the best arc is "Zemo finds out Bucky is Cap and trolls the fuck out of him because he doesn't deserve to be cap"

>>89931821
>tfw one of the reasons Brubaker started to work on comics was to bring back Bucky

>>89931821

I never really forgave Brubaker for how he treated Natasha and what he ended up doing with Zemo.

>>89931475
>How hard would Top Gear have hated Halomobiles?
>I am like 100% sure Jeremy Clarkson can't get an erection without some kind of high emission engine running nearby.
James would be all about it.

>>89931881

That first 42(!) issues is a ride I remember loving and I can't wait to go back on it

>>89931897

and now Bucky's a major part of movies and he's just having fun at image and westworld

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>>89931901

the other Zemo arcs are beyond diminished returns, ab-so-lute-ly

>>89931939
Goddamn it all, I want to pull a Brubaker.

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>>89931951
Does CC have a personality beyond 'ball-buster'?

>>89931881
>so 2.0 actually goes into how the batteries are powered, and it's through dangerous quantum bullshit
Hm. I was kinda hoping they were like coils in Dimension W, and just pulled energy from another dimension or sub-space.

>>89931475
I think all three of them would have different opinions, but generally be all right with not needing to stop at a gas station. Or really, at all.

>>89931978
Wanting to be a mum.

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>>89931897
How many Invaders comics do you need to read to think something so very wrong?

That's like getting into comics to replace Superman with Jor-El.

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>>89932030
So yes, this is Grifter remotely controlling a refitted Ladytron's body
Is that /d/?

>>89932070
Only if he starts playing with Ladytron's robotic funbags.

Or if she wakes up and starts controlling HIS body in revenge.

>>89932060
>>That's like getting into comics to replace Superman with Jor-El.
Or Thomas way never mind.

>>89932060
>That's like getting into comics to replace Superman with Jor-El.
That's totally a plot for a future story, isn't it. Like, Clark travels back to Krypton's past and gets stranded there while Jor-El ends up in present-day Earth and has to fill for him while looking for a way to rescue his son before his very existence as a temporal anomaly destroy reality as we know it.

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>>89932101
don't put either of those past Casey

>>89932131
That sounds like it could've been a Maggin era story.

>>89931978
CC definitely needs to be in the Ellisverse from this page alone. Casey channeling Warren.

>>89932070
It's /d/ for someone, certainly.

Is anyone else bored as hell? Despite, well, that, this book is just starting to wear on me, and I can't even get mad anymore.

I want something important to happen. Is that seriously too much to ask? Goddamn.

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>>89932139
Ramon put Ladytron's mind on the internet.


He's doomed us all!

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>>89932172
well, Agent Wax lived out the American Dream and killed his boss

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>>89932131

>He talk about saving the environment

sjw garbage

>>89932172
The other shoe really needs to fucking drop. I mean there are some interesting moments, and neat ideas. But it really needs to get to the fucking point, you know?

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>>89932156
Yeah, I actually don't mind how that one turned out. Damn anon, now you've got me wanting to write that arc. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>89932223
Man, Grifter's busting out the 90s as hell guns for his ladytimes.

>>89932139
Maxine in the HALO mainframes...gods, if only Casey could have expanded on this.

>>89932280
Wait, the fact she kept on showing up in the advertisements wasn't a foreshadowing of this?

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>>89932238
if I really wanted to hurt you all we'd read SEX, on that front

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>>89932303

If I was a girl, I would fuck Casey in thanks for 3.0 and then killed editorial for cutting it off.

>>89932303
>SEX

Can't see that title without thinking about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1rscPaS7TQ

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>>89932383
I kind of grudgingly respect it as ambitious longform, but everything you dislike about 3.0 is in it in spades

>>89932302
Ramon turned her loose in the deep dark parts of the HALO drives. Jack was just keeping her in jars.

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>>89932414
call it here or one more

>>89932391
>Panda
Yes, that's what I want in my care, the distinct unwillingness to breed.

>>89932391
>Suggesting anyone would want to buy a car named a Panda
>Especially not one in black-white panda pattern

Hadrian, your marketing team fucked up.

>>89932223
I'll be in my bunk.

>>89932448
One more!

>>89930796
Ha, the wings are off

>>89932448
One more, something might actually happen, I can feel it.

>>89932205
Nah it's cool /b/ exists and we're all still around

>>89932448
More, I guess.

>>89931281
This. The Authority may be murderous assholes, but they do genuinely want a better, cleaner, safer, world. Cars that don't burn fossil fuels, that don't even require electricity that could be powered by coal or something?

They'd be behind that so fast it'd be yesterday.

>>89932391
So what is the point of all this crap? Why are the WildCATS trying to, essentially, take over the world through corporate dominance?

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>>89932541
Hadrian's bored and he's got Void's powers

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>>89932582
Also so Joe Casey can talk about expanding the boundaries of corporate superhero comics

Wax from 2.0

>>89932541
Hadrian wants a better world and thinks a nonsensical corporate monopoly is the way to attain it.

And Joe Casey wants to make a point how really, it won't.

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>>89932608
artist fill-in time

>>89932582
How big is the Wildstorm Oval Office?

Or did they get hit by a shrink ray?

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>>89932632
still doin' it

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>>89932664
those are some weird ass sheets to just cover the ass/junk and nothing else

>>89932664
So, is it rape by deception if the guy is generally being a better husband than the person he's impersonating?

>>89932664
>'Is it morally wrong to kill a man and replace him in all aspects of his life, if he was an asshole and an annoying boss?' asks Joe Casey with WildCATS 3.0

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>>89932701
"I killed your abusive husband and replaced him and was really good to you after mindraping you repeatedly but the sex was great" is quite the moral quandry

>>89932664
This would be a really interesting, horrifying sub-plot in the hands of a more self-aware writer.

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>>89932743
Hadrian is here to fuck your shit up

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>>89932632
I didn't notice

>>89932582
Y'know what? That is perfectly acceptable. Makes a hell of a lot more sense than most of the bullshit in this book.

>>89932623
>so Joe Casey can point out the bleeding obvious
>this run is an inherent waste of time
Fan-fucking-tastic.

>>89932743
>Sure I might have raped you repeatedly both mentally and physically but I was nice LATER

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>>89932798
Forget that shit, we have a contract

>>89932823
Well Wax, that's what happens when you start revenge fucking your boss' wife.

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>>89932813
>It's retroactive consent, right?

all of a sudden Wax is looking rather shoujo

>>89932332
This page should be a part of Ellisverse.

>>89932798
I can see the text on the other side of the page

>>89932823
Jesus, Hadrian, why the fuck did you go with the body with the Futurama robot stick arms today?

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>>89932823
I like how Casey's narrative keeps making this being only about Wax and holds little regard for Downs' widow. This kind of stuff tell you a lot about what kind of person the writer is.

>>89932932
also when both Wax and the husband said deep down she obviously actually wanted it

>>89932916
Yeah, that happens with actual scans and big blocks of white.

You need to back it with something to prevent that, and our one time hardworking scanbros were frequently too rushed for that.

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>>89932932
She gets to be upset and we see flashes of a personality (when he hits her and she's all "you used to hit harder") but she's completely a tool to be shown off fucking.

>>89932980
>Implying people can be hypnotized into doing things they don't want to

>>89932453
>>89932464
>https://www.fiat.com/panda

Yes, there is a Panda car, you stupid pikers.

>>89930625
No great loss here, losing "Mr. murder my raped wife". Wax "triumphing" still pisses me off, though.

Also, to reiterate from the last real thread: Jeez, Casey. This whole "not necessarily a villain" thing is fucked up.

>>89933012
That doesn't make the name any less stupid. Pandas aren't even fast, they're some of the laziest fucking animals ever.

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>>89933022
I don't want there to not be room for fucked-up stories, but when you combine this with how he described it I do get a bit "He didn't get what he was doing, did he" about it.

>>89932664
To hell with this.

To everyone in existence too stupid to realize this

There is nothing morally ambiguous about rape. There is not possible reason to do it outside of one's own sick jollies. Killing someone can be done out of self defense, defense of others, or to prevent a disaster of some kind. There is no scenario in which rape is morally acceptable. That is the reason it is considered worse than other crimes, because it cannot be justified.

Sincerely, sane people.

PS, If you can think up a scenario in which the only way to prevent a tragedy is to rape someone, I date you to write a story about it, because in all fairness, that would be fascinating, and very challenging material.

>>89933005
Yes, that's what Andreyko said to justify how Batwoman getting raped by a vampire wasn't really rape.

>>89933055
I'm all for fucked up stories, but the author needs to be aware that it's fucked

>>89933055
So in this universe the FBI is the CIA and the NPS is the FBI?

>>89933074
I'm still amazed by that one, Andreyko never struck me as that tone deaf.

This one's been a chore for me desu. I'd join you in the "oh john ringo no" on casey but I keep tuning out trying to read this issues.

>>89933022

It's more shades of gray. Wax is more considerate but ultimately worst than Downs. I wonder if 3.0 would have him crashing and burning

>>89933064
You're the last two humans on earth and the other one won't do you.

What do I win?

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>>89933111
the NPS is specifically tracking superpowers under the guise of just being park rangers

>>89933119
the thing with OH JOHN RINGO NO is that it's non-stop crazy and the base idea is one that I, lemme find the bit

>>89933012
If it isn't powered by bamboo, what's the point?

>>89933142
???

>>89933055

I'd argue that both Gerber's and Bemis' Foolkiller are example's of fucked up stories with a fucked up protagonist done well.

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>>89933163
>Once you get past GHOST's initial spleen-venting, the PALADIN OF SHADOWS series falls into a much-maligned, much-loved genre which, for lack of a better name, I call "Man Builds Stuff and Gets Lots of Pussy." This is, quite frankly, what got me reading the series: I am not much for stories of a guy just killing terrorists and getting laid a lot; but let him start building a small kingdom while killing terrorists and getting laid a lot, and I am there. I confess that have a soft spot for these kinds of stories.

As a girl, I also have a soft spot for these kinds of stories.

Also Ringo absolutely knew that it was his secret idfic.

>>89933157
That doesn't really work because two people can't repopulate Earth, unless you want the planet to be populated by a whole species of inbreds.

>>89933193
https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/829318507489792000

Bachata singer

>>89931540
I am genuinely annoyed by the Doctor Who fangirls who whine about how "the doctor is, like, old and not hot anymore" since Capaldi took over. Dumb and tasteless.

>>89933221
I keep praying that the next doctor will be black because that'll set off fangirls something fierce

>>89933142
Why is Marvel sponsoring this escapee from a superhero themed sex club?

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>>89933209
which reminds me how mad I am that there's forthcoming new Suikoden because I want to build my fucking castle in an RPG, goddammit

Building my houses in Skyrim was awesome.

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>>89933221
Yeah, as much as Doctor Who is an old fandom, the David Tennant years brought in a whole mess of new blood mostly there for the shipping.

>>89933245
Not if he's also young and sexy and possibly queerbaiting.

>>89933262
There's a new Suikoden game coming out?

>>89933221

It's like the Gundam seed fans who spent billlions on Kira Yamato dakimura ans never bought a single robot.

Rip the original dr who fanbase

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>>89933288
lol shout out tonight to the US IC, goddamn

>>89933157
Nope. The other person is not obligated to fuck you. Better get used to your hand or a real doll you found in the ruins, pal.

Also, only two humans left means the species is already extinct. All that's left is for the clock to run out.

>>89933262
>forthcoming new Suikoden

Wait, really?
Link?

>>89933209
>Man Builds Batteries and Gets Lots of Pussy

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>>89933345
There's not and I wish there was, word got lost, sigh

>>89933331

Worst than the Harry Potter gay incest shipping fandom?

>>89933384
What do you think of construction stuff like that unfixed from a set story? Like what's your opinion on DF?

>>89933345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VTG2scXSQw

>>89933055
I'm all for fucked up stories, but own it, don't try and mitigate that shit with wishy-washy bullcrap.

>>89933380

I need to read this now

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>>89933377
sorry, lost a 'not' in there

I want a Suikoden so badly

>>89933401
far, far worse

>>89933380
the guy who wrote that post also won Yuletide one year with "The Cable and Deadpool Yuletide Special"

>>89933415
never played it. I tend to like it as a component of a story/world game, although I was far more into the secondary little side stories in Skyrim than the main plot. The Civil War plot needed more of the complexity/options they clearly had to cut due to time

>thanks proofreader
>thanks wishy-washy moral stance

>>89933469
>I want a Suikoden so badly
Modern konami good luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VTG2scXSQw

>>89933352

ka Boom

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>>89933494
Oh, I've given up

;___;

>>89933506
someone's gettin' yelled at tonight and I hope they're recording it, lol

>>89933533
>Oh, I've given up
One day anon.

>>89933533

Have we decided yet what we are reading after this?

>>89933469
>sorry, lost a 'not' in there
>I want a Suikoden so badly

Dang, Shoulda realized Konami, a Yakuza front company specializing in pachinko parlors, wouldn't make a videogame for a moderate selling RPG series.

I need to get 5 at some point.

>>89933574
I'd like something frenetic, to the point of being asinine.

My soul screams out for shiny jangly keys.

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>>89933557
S3 Chris is top-tier waifu, she even has her own harem

>>89933574
Katehunter re-read was mentioned, and that'd be a strong contrast

>>89933585
5 starts SO incredibly slowly, and there's a lot of missable characters so beware, but it's good fun

>>89933384
Oh fuck off with this "just a whole lotta blue" crap. Great, now this comic is reminding me of fucking Metal Gear.

Between this and all the edge and rape... What's next? Super powered stripper outfits? A side character the book should've been about to begin with? A bunch of forced crossovers? Overly exaggerated expressions? Is everyone going to start yelling a bunch? A third act misunderstanding? Come on, Joe, what else you gonna throw in this heap to make me hate it?

Whatever else you got, bring it on, you hack motherfucker.

>>89933469
I just realized that White Accountant's road rage murder was foreshadowing this.

>>89933469
Unkillable NPCs in Skyrim triggered me pretty hard with the Civil War stuff. I had way too high expectations for that game in retrospect.

>>89933616
WildC.A.T.S. is pretty Metal Gear honestly, did we not agree this already?

>>89933611
We could keep the Casey train rolling and read his Adventures of Superman where Superman never throws a punch

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>>89933625
I wanted to kill EVERYONE in the civil war and rule Skyrim myself with an iron fist, and then go invade and fuck the shit out of the Altmer.

I guess you could say I am angry about elves.

>>89933428
I was gonna say it's a true-life story but the hitachi plugs in.

that original Chase series with JHWilliams art is a short little thing, it s in that manhunter vein isn't it?

>>89933533

it's only gonna get more intense

>>89933616
>Super powered stripper outfits?
I mean, Voodoo is a charter member...

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>>89933687
we're two storytimes from finishing! back tomorrow, off thursday, back Friday!

>>89933693
it's really dry, IMO

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>>89933608
So basically this?

>>89933655
The fuck? Clearly I missed the parts of Metal Gear that involved an ancient war between two alien species.