Lasagnacat returns

I was too nervous to call.

>>89909887
Lasagna Cat!
Is coming back!
If you state your name and partner count!

>>89909865

>I Don't Like Mondays starts playing

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You did leave your name and partner count, didn't you /co/?

Dean, 6

>>89909887
SILENCE IS THE LANGUAGE OF COWARDS!

Do they count as sexual partners even if there wasn't consent? [/Spoiler]

Jon's had two more sexual partners than I have.

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>>89909865

>>89910352
So he fucked Lyman and Liz?

>yfw they show all the people who called

>>89912323
Try Lyman and Odie.

>>89910028
I used a variation of my surname just in case.
You can never be too paranoid.

>>89909865
>John Arbuckle, two

Kek.
What a loser!
I've had [spolier]three[/spoiler]!

What if, theoretically, you're kind of getting up there in age and you can't exactly remember the total number of partners you've been with over the years?

Goddamn the level of cinematography in this trailer is absurd are these the original actors to?

>>89912876
They are. They do a lot of work on other stuff.

I don't know why but the actor's voice for Jon still makes me laugh from time to time.

>>89909865

I've always kind of wondered where they went. They got really big right before being big on youtube could get you some money and then they just dropped off the face of the earth.

>>89913028

Apparently they just started working behind the scenes on various shows.

>>89913028
They worked on other stuff, like commercials for Old Spice and other stuff:

http://www.fatalfarm.com/commercials.html

Honestly this was the best way to go instead of relying on Youtube monetization.

>>89913100
And here's some Key and Peele stuff they worked on:

http://www.fatalfarm.com/television.html

>>89912817
>tfw your hard drive died and you lost your excel spread sheet of every girl you've ever done even the slightest sexual act with

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>>89909865

Hah, yeah right who would go out of their way to call this number just to say how many partners they actually had...

>tfw I've had 0 and still called
>mfw my life is a lie

Nicole. Zero.

>>89912323
>>89912646
More like Lyman and Lyman's corpse

>>89914448
LONDON?

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shawn
2

Wait a second, I just gave my full name to a 1-800 number... I'm a fucking idiot.

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>tfw same number of partners as John

>>89916782
oh god now I'm scared, I wish I could go back

Best Lasagna Cat?