What's your favorite religious cartoon?

Saint Tail

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>>89898679
Jesus some people are weird.

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>>89898884
This one better?

I may as well post these again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1C8Naoqcww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4m_BLsfyVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lMLW_12oE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTb4A23B2w8

>>89898947
what the actual fuck is wrong with these supposed children

I dunno, I like when it's not so on the nose about God and just shares some morals. Trying to think of the best example of this.

>>89899299
They've been indoctrinated into some weird branch of christianity by their nutbag parents

>>89899349
I agree with this dude, if it's just innocently sharing a nice moral then it's a-okay with me, jesus me up son.

If it's active indoctrination though then get that shit outta here.

>>89899390
Is that "weird branch" autism? Because I'm pretty sure that's the weasels problem.

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>>89898679

>not Veggietales

Fucking heathen

>>89899489
This, but only classic VT.

Prince of Egypt is also acceptable.

I seem to remember a show called McGee and Me about a kid and a little cartoon he drew came to life. That one didn't sucked too bad.

>>89898679
Metalocalypse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IzEncyqfgw

>>89899697
Watch it again. It's terrible.

Source: I volunteer at a church and part of my job is to set up a movie for the children to watch while their parents are in service. I have seen hundreds of crappy Christian cartoons. I watched VeggieTales die chronologically. I watched a series called Iaesedo about bird Jesus. Auto-B-Good haunts my nightmares

>>89899891
>Auto-B-Good
I've never even heard of this but the title alone makes me hate it.

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>>89899891
>All those years spent in church playcenters

>>89899891

Auto-B-Good is pure brain cancer. I'll get pegged dry than watch that crap again.

Mine tbqh.

It'll never get made though so there's that.

>>89899655
>>89899891
What happened to VT? The most recent one I've seen was the Gideon one.

I'm sexually attracted to Gooz.

Someone help me.
Bring a gun.

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In the Christmas episode, Gooz is given a basket of toys for being so poor, but she decides to secretly give her toys away to other kids. Tiffany gets pissed off that somebody is giving away presents in secret and tries to capture the gift-giving bandit.

Not sure why this episode never made it onto YouTube.

>>89898679
>>89898947
>try to raise your kid into a good, wholesome Christian
>he becomes a furry instead

wew

>>89899655
What would you consider the cutoff for "classic" Veggietales? The Jonah movie?

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>>89901858
Animal characters are extremely popular in fables, and biblical stories are essentially more of the same.

>>89899891
>>89900269
I'm from what counts as a really Christian village in a Western Euro country, and this sort of shit is alien to me. I had a Christian friend who's parents thought Star Trek was a little "occult", but that's about it. Even my grandparents aren't this Christian. Granted, they saw the worst of the war, so that might have something to do with it.

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>>89900060
Basically Cars except with religious morals and characters learning lessons.

There was also a story arc involving some great car war hero, but aside from that it's boring kiddy fare.

>>89899762
I've never watched this but that opening has me intrigued. What's it about?

>>89901858
I've got more respect for furries.

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>>89901925
Jacob is pretty cute 2bh

>>89899488
Autistic children aren't nearly that coherent. They're the kind to shelter children into the platonic cave
>>89899489
Motherfuck veggietales, I never liked this poorly annoying cunts

>>89898679
https://youtu.be/DQ7w_tvo4VY

>>89899697
ABC Weekend Specials showed a baseball special called McGee and Me: Take Me Out To The Ball Game or something cliche like that. Some kid had a leprechaun friend who basically helped him cheat at little league. yadda yadda magic, yadda yadda. Had no idea it was a SERIES.

>>89901328
mm sexually attracted to Tiffany

>>89899891
>I volunteer at a church and part of my job is to set up a movie for the children to watch while their parents are in service. I have seen hundreds of crappy Christian cartoons.

How haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>89900269
ROFL...I fuckin' hate Elmo and how he ruined Sesame Street, but I actually like the one in this pic. I imagine him voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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>>89901328
I'm attracted to Miss Harbor...cuz I'm not a fuckin' pedo.

>>89901929
anon american christians (white americans in general) are just weird
They're just, really into this weird overcompensating and performative style of christianity
they view themselves both as a chosen people and saviors of the world and the mindset saturates into everything they do

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>>89901328
>>89902481
>>89902586
>Not choosing the moose with a smiley face for a mouth. Heathens.

Veggietales. Like, this isn't even a discussion. Why the fuck wasn't it the OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUJTo6-stg

>>89902618
There are (mostly) three types of Christians in America: Catholics, evangelical Protestants, and mainline Protestants
Catholics have pomp and show but don't follow their own rules
Evangelicals are obnoxious bible-thumpers
Mainline Protestants have such a vague notion of their own religion that they're basically invisible

>>89901963

Looking it up, turns out that there's like three versions of the show.

There's a regular edition that was made for television, an education version that comes with a teacher's guide and summary segments at the end of an episode, and finally, a faith version, which just crams in Christian pop songs.

That's one of the most beautifully cynical things I've seen out of a children's show.

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I think the only acceptable answer is the Prince of Egypt. It's the only one that doesn't seem like propaganda. It's presenting a story rather than hammering in Christian morals.

>>89899891

Alright then Mr. Good Boy, what are some not-shit christian kid's cartoons? Surely there's at least one besides OG Veggietales obviously

Pick your poison. This is the largest Christian streaming website. Requires a subscription to view, but you can still see what shows they have listed.

https://www.jellytelly.com/whatson

>>89902618
Every sunny sunday afternoon they're out on the street corners yelling at perfectly happy people about how they should be miserable by not following their own flavor of the same religion they follow.

>>89902770

Where do Baptists fit into this? Because I mean going off where I live it's more like they're the "pomp and show" type while Catholics are just the "don't follow their own rules" type

>>89902972
Most Baptists (especially Southern Baptists) are evangelical. When I say 'pomp and show' with regards to Catholics I mostly refer to their high church practices.

>>89902933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3samPrcZRQ

>>89902692
She needs some years on her. I have nothing against moose at all. But once again, she's a kid...and her design is bad.

>>89899477
the thing is, active indoctrination works better when done right, but when done wrong or subverted or exposed or whatever, it backfires the hardest because suddenly it all looks like blatant lies

>>89901783
>>89901803
source please

Homeschooled friend showed this one to me recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENGsE-axveQ

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you fuckers disgust me with your blatant satanism. Adventures in Odyssey

>>89898947
What the fuck is with this voice acting? It's like half of them have accents that don't exist.

>>89899891
What are the diamonds in the rough?

>>89903320

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>>89903320
>>89904274
image didn't post somehow

>>89902963
>tfw this is literally my relatives
They don't even know I exist. It's probably for the best that we never meet.

>>89904345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFikotbxxFY

>>89903683
I can sauce you up son but are you really sure you want to do this? Can you turn back from the brink?

If you ask again i'll provide.

>>89904444
is futa or scat ??
nice quads btw

>>89904486
No it's neither of those but, I mean, you know they're children, right?

Fuck it, Not my job to save any souls and it's already too late for me.

rule34. paheal. net/post/list/Paws_%26_Tales/1

>>89904444
Bring it.

>>89904486
Nah. I think the implication is that you'll be condemning your soul to eternal hellfire.

>>89904559
>>89904575
aah
is way too late for that
surelly i sold mine for a salmon
thanks

The show was briefly popular on /co/ for a week, which is when 95% of the drawings were done. I think all of the episodes were deleted from YouTube, sadly.

>>89903471
>fucking hoof hands
I get they tried to create a tall lanky clumsy girl like we all knew but they just dropped the ball on her model.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14Nhj05L90
This is my favorite religious cartoon.

I remember enjoying Superbook when I was little. I barely remember it now.

>>89904625
I'll tell you what, that black and white shower picture? Fucking legendary.

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>see clips of Little Dogs on the Prairie
>hear it's religious but decided to check it out anyway
>only two clips on youtube
>show is really cute and has that nice early 2000s PBS aesthetic
>can't find any footage anywhere else

>>89901783

YES MOAR

>>89901783
>>89901803

why are these on paheal but not e621? furries get your shit together

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>>89898679

>Not posting animated religious movies

For shame, /co/.

https://youtu.be/vGxVWDLO87I

>>89906025
I like how they put certain characters in first person mode instead of outright showing them. Isn't this like over 10 years old?

>>89898679
Does Prince of Egypt count?

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>Pinkie Gongoozler, nicknamed "Gooz", is an insatiably curious weasel who is fascinated by anything out of the ordinary. Being easily distracted, her off-the-wall observations keep the members of The Club on their toes. Gooz is a very talented artist who, beneath her goofiness, has great wisdom and insight. She is from a large family that is not financially well off, but that does not stop her from seeing the best in life and in others.

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There was an episode where Staci thought she saw a burglar running from the scene of the crime. He threatened that he would hurt her and her family if she told anybody. It was kind of rapey.

>>89906224
She is precious and should be protected.

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>>89906258
Turns out, the guy who did it wasn't even the burglar. He was simply a witness who believed that snitches get stitches, so he ran away to avoid having to tell the cops anything.

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>>89906288
I don't know what the hell he planned to do. I mean, nothing good was coming out of this. Seems like you're just making your situation worse by breaking into a little girl's house and manhandling her.

>>89906114
>I like how they put certain characters in first person mode instead of outright showing them.

It was the only passable way for them to show what prophet Mohammed was doing. Even then mere creation of this movie is owed to Shia producers, as their community has lower regard for hadiths.

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>>89906025

>make movie about the Prophet Muhammad
>but can't actually show Muhammad

what is it with the cray religion

>>89905053
Superbook was 'aight.
Flying House was best Jesus Anime.

>>89906270
She's an idiot who thinks bees will eat her because her parents tell her that she's sweet, or that pencils will grow into pencil trees. Her friends gleefully banged on her head until she probably had a concussion and she didn't think twice about it.

That girl ain't right.

>>89906371
That's not Gooz you silly billy.

>>89906426
Simply replied to the wrong post, friend. It happens.

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>>89906315
You know what he was planning to do

>>89906447
Silly Billy

>>89906025
Where's the part where Muhammad massacred those who refused to convert to Islam?

>>89898679
Morel Orel

I remember watching some cartoon show in Sunday church about Jews being prosecuted by Romans and spreading the word of Jesus. I liked it back then, but it was pretty shit.

Believed in god a lot when I was a kid. I had tapes with characters singing about how great god was and stuff, and I listened to them voluntarily.

>>89906526
>lewding CHRISTIAN characters
DELET THIS

>>89906672
that makes it even better
i wish there was more
and more depraved

>>89906672

This is the only possible long-term outcome, to be honest.

>>89906672
You miss a few

>>89901803
>>89901783

I would be surprised if there has ever been a "Paws & tales" thread that did not include lewds.

It just isn't in the nature of 4chan.

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>>89906224
>The Club
Is It Fo Fo Fo Lyfe?

>>89901208
I keep thinking about how it would be though.

What would be the line to where something wouldn't be allowed by a kids network? My show, in my vision, has two seasons where the second is probably more lore-heavy than the first and also has a lot more religious symbolism (starting with the S1 finale). Would the issues be more with bible-thumping moms not liking the imagery or networks not liking it?

>>89906948
How can we tell you without knowing the story?

If you're planning some dumbass "Hurr durr god is dead, we killed him" bullshit then no, it'll never air.

This was the first Paws & Tales thread I made, back in 2013. It's a true story. I had DirecTV and the religious channels were all clustered together. I went to the wrong channel and landed on Paws & Tales. I made threads on-and-off over the following few years and it only really took off in 2016. The show grew on me, but at the time, I had literally only watched one episode.

http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/45465348/

>>89906603
Honestly, Moral Orel is solid even as a religious cartoon.

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Never furget
>Furries infiltrated this christian group to secretly convert young people into the furlife en mass.

>>89907026
Of fucking course not. It's actually more Catholics and Protestants, and how Protestants fear mysticism, which combined with real mistreatment by Catholics made them rebel. However, the two eventually have to reconcile their beliefs--amongst many other themes.

Why aren't there any orthodox christian cartoons? Why is it all Catholic and Protestant heresy?

Can I be saved?

Totally seriously now, not related to the thread subject but I know there must be some believers in here.

Can I be saved?

>>89908068
No, you're going to rot in hell for all of eternity, just like the rest of us.

>>89908120
Is there nothing that can be done?

>>89908068
>Can I be saved?

You're asking the wrong fucking people.

>>89908153
I don't know, probably. As long as you don't be dick to everyone, you should be fine. Why do you care so much?

>>89908233
I'm thirty four, I've been in prison, I've no family or friends, I've no real prospects.

Wasn't raised religious and I'm feeling it.
I feel a hole where there ought to be something and I don't have the slightest idea what to do about it.

I'm not depressed but I'm lost, i'm just floating on a great big ocean and there's no land in sight.

I know this thread is about some cartoons but I saw it was overtly religious so I thought i'd ask.

>>89908378
>I've been in prison
for what?

>>89908420
List of things.

Breaking and entering, possession of illegal firearms, assault etc etc, the usual you expect from scum I suppose.

I'm not trying to lay out a sob story here, i'm just saying how I feel and why I just did something as fucking idiotic as reach out for help on /co/ I suppose.

>>89901878
Yeah that sounds about right. At least, that's the farthest I would be willing to still call classic.

>>89908496
Do you know anyone who is religious? Maybe follow them to church. People there are usually very welcoming to outsiders (because they love having new members)

>>89908631
>People there are usually very welcoming to outsiders

Especially those late-20s born again virgins. They fucking love bad boys who are trying to turn their lives around.

>>89908378
>>89908496
You need hobbies man. That's what most people use to fill that hole. Either that or drinking.

>>89908378
You got nothing to lose with religion I guess. Go for it.

>>89906672

are there any lewds of christ-chan? Because if there aren't then everyone's really dropped the ball

>>89908496
>Breaking and entering, possession of illegal firearms, assault etc etc, the usual you expect from scum I suppose.
All that matters is if you realized what you did was wrong and want to improve yourself to be a better person. You don't necessarily need a god to do that. I'm a former Catholic who went to Catholic School K-12 and had to go to church every week until I started college. In my mind organized religion is a load of shit, but the one good thing I've seen from it is community. If you're looking for a group to be a part of then by all means go for it.

>>89907425
That sucked compared to Little Davey's Big Adventure.

Thank you all, it doesn't mean a lot coming from someone like me no doubt but i'm greatful that you listened.

I don't know nobody religious unfortunately. Don't really know anybody since I moved after getting out, cept the guys I work with and half of those don't speak english anyway.

I'll sort something out, have a little word with the man upstairs some day.

Ta.

>>89908800
Good luck anon.

Take your double dubs as a sign from above

>>89908496
Christianity isn't going to be a cure-all for your entire life, so don't expect it to magically make you perpetually happy and disillusioned by it as soon as it doesn't. But if you're really looking for help, and know it's out there, you're on the right track.

There are two primary forms that the sin of pride takes: presumption and despair--you seem to be having despair. There is no sin that God can not forgive. Remember, Christ ate and conversed with the lowest sinners of his society.

I've got a lot of work tonight and I phoneposted this reply, if that means anything.

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>>89908800
best of luck anon

>>89908068
https://www.whyislam.org/

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>>89908800
Just read the bible and try your best, that's all Jesus asks.

>>89898679
>>89898947
This show is better than it has any right to be.

>>89898679

I caught an episode of this show at like 4am on some random channel while I was trying to fix my laptop. It was nice.

The Deer Teacher was waifu material.

>>89898679
Most Orel

>>89909233
Was it the one where she almost got fired? That's the first one I saw

>>89898679
>>89898947
This girl is clearly fucking retarded.

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Any good Catholic cartoons? I want to show something to my CCD class

>>89909935
Secret of Kells

>>89909935
Who is this semen demon?

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>>89898884
>implying God isn't actually hot

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>>89903796
>mfw the water boarding begins
>mfw he got the "goo" out

>>89899891
Tell me about it. I used to do similar, though mainly I did puppets, but I sat through a lot of fucken' cartoons.

As to the question, answer based entirely on remembering it from... over 10 years ago now; The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible was pretty good.

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>>89909364
most?
>>89908720
Gee Anon, it's a female character that the internet knows about. What do you think the answer is to that question?

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>>89908800
this is literally the most touching post on 4chan

>>89908800
You still in this thread Anon?

>>89904559

>Children

yes, and...?

>>89908015
I'm gonna say that's another thing we can pin on Stalin and friends. Although, there's still Greeks and southern Slavs... hahahaha.

>>89898679
Moral Orel

>>89898947
Would she put out on the first date?

>>89908068
yes
I'm not a letter-of-the-law believer in much these days, but according to most Protestant doctrine and indeed most Christian doctrine, you can always be saved as long as you truly want it, you ask for it humbly, and you do it in good faith; of course Catholics and actually most Protestant sects will say you need to be baptised by a priest (sometimes it can be another believer who has been baptised) for it to take full effect (or even any effect), but baptism is a ritual first and foremost, a representation of your commitment to God, to Christ, and to a righteous life
shit, it's been ages since I laid this stuff out, feels... weird and familiar

>>89904003
Was that even animated? I know it's still a radio show but still. Also the amount of recognizable voice talent who have worked on that series is nuts.

>>89905053
There was the original Superbook from back in the day, and a rebooted cg version from a few years ago where the finale is literally the armies of Jesus and Satan having a battle iirc

>>89904003
This, Adventures in Odyssey is actually really well written. One that always stuck with me was the one where Dylan thought he was in the imagination station and it turned out he was in a coma and the dude chasing him was actually Death.

>>89911058
Probably if you word it out carefully.

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>>89911370
yes, I remember parts of the episode where they time traveled and fought a car salesman and parts of that christmas episode where they have a best snowman/snowfort thing? I had no idea it was a radio show until I started looking up pics for shits

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Superbook did turn out to be pretty good. Fun fact Sam Vincent, who voices Chris, and Cathy Weseluck, who voices Gizmo, both tried out for the role of Spike the Dragon on MLP.
Cathy got the part obviously but in a convention I attended he let loose this little tidbit during a panel and a little girl stepped up to the mic during the qna.
She asked if he could do his rendition of Spike and he did so. He sounded just a touch more butch than Cathy, the little girl stood there and after a moment said "Yours is better".
Pic related was the literal translation of what happened

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>>89898679
I don't know if it's my favorite but Donkey Ollie sure had it's moments.

Does anyone remember that cartoon about a giant walking bible?

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>>89912547
>pretty good
Superbook feels like a fucking fever dream, dude. The girl always runs into some problem where she acts like a bitch about XYZ and then the dude is all 'what football skateboards don't be a bitch' and the robot is just an idiot, and then a fucking silver glasses case descends from on-high, and everyone yells 'SUPERBOOK NOT NOW!' before being teleported to the time of Jonah who gets swallowed by a giant coelocanth (???) where they learn to pray to God.

Then there's a commercial about how it's the Super Mom Marathon because apparently it's all for the benefit of homeridden mothers who must be watching their kids even though it mostly airs while school's in session?

>>89898679
The Mormon and Jehova's Witness cartoons.

Each end with Jesus murdering everyone with a barrage of meteors.

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>>89913974
Fuck dude what the hell are you smoking?

>>89901508

Sad, I wanted to watch that too.

>>89911058
Just tell her it's God's plan or some shit like that.

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That bible series by Tezuka's production company was pretty good.

>>89907425
No joke, a furry artist worked on that special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

Does this count?

apperantly the flying house is better than superbook.

>>89898679
thanks anon, now I have a Christian waifur to fuck with the sole purpose of procreation

>>89902933
Fun fact, that was created by the guy who made veggietales

>>89906603
Unironically this

>>89901925
>>89902172

What's this cartoon?

Also there was a religious cartoon with mice. Anybody remember the name?

>>89915246
That cartoon is Really Woolly Kids. The episode used to be on YouTube, but the account was shut down - twice - for copyright violation.

I assume the mouse cartoon is The Amazing Bible, which had several different names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfFzY_tFrGM

>>89915289

Thanks anon.

I will see if I can dig some episodes from it. It's really sad I could only find a few of Paws and Tales on the internet.

>>89915317
There used to be more. Never the entire season, but still, a lot. The channel went by Mega Cartoons, but it got shut down. They made a second account and reuploaded everything but got shut down a second time.

>>89915289

> couldn't find even a clip of it

Really Woolly Kids is really good at locking content it seems. Funny, because I am sure that more people would know and buy the series if they knew it existed.

I would never have found Paws & Tales if it wasn't for Youtube.

Anyone here remember Secret Adventures? For some reason, I loved that show as a kid.

>>89915532

It was on Mega Cartoons? I actually used it to see some Paws episodes. I would have checked other videos if I knew of it.

>>89915532
>>89915539
>>89915551

Okay I give up. Couldn't find even a trailer of Really Woolly Kids.

>>89898679
Joshua and the Promised Land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8wnSbCg_vo

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>>89902770
>tfw mom became Pentacostal
Those guys are fucking weird. They're definitely the most cult like branch of Christfags I've seen yet.

>>89898679
>gay furry for God

>>89901925
>>89915289
>nothing for Really Woolly Kids on Paheal or e6
I know it's apparently hard to find and all, but I'm still genuinely surprised.

>>89899891
have them watch donkey ollie

>>89911048
i was only in this thread so i could post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GGtOmiyE2Y

>>89902770
>>89902972
>>89903045
I would say that evangelicals are less "pomp" and more "spectacle." It's part of their uniquely American flavour, IMO.

>>89915668
These kind of shows are usually on the lesser known religious channels on free tv.

>>89919128

I'm not american.

>>89907095
Yeah, the people who think it paints religion in a bad light really get the wrong end of the stick. It's painting people who use religion as a justification to do really shitty things in a bad light. Orel actually keeps his faith but decides not to become a shitty person like pretty much everyone else in Moralton.

>>89916099
Not explicitly presentation like these posts seem to be, but in my observations the highlights of the three main branches are like this:

Orthodoxy - Tradition
Catholicism - Philosophy
Protestantism - Community

t. Catholic who spends a lot of time thinking about theology but isn't really that into the retreat community service kind of scene

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Lenny and Sid has some religious references.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2aYuONwUlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vNpyavrfc

My family's not especially religious (my Dad's a lapsed Catholic, and we had a kid's Bible which had some cool illustrations, but that's about it) but I'd watch stuff like The Story Keepers on a Sunday because hey, cartoons are cartoons. It was better than Widget the World Watcher...

I'm surprised this thread is still up.

>>89922537
I surprised there isn't more porn of these bible cartoon characters. You'd think someone out there might have a corruption fetish

>>89920506
Two other things I wanted to say about this cartoon: first off, I remember the Easter special being pretty hardcore, because one of the main characters was at one point about to get crucified after giving Nero himself a pretty good burn via a parable.

Secondly, I read a blog post somewhere about how evangelicals like to teach their kids how cool it was that Christians were persecuted for their faith, and it reminded me of this cartoon.

>>89922537
Well it's not currently filled with bait and shitposting and is actually has a fair amount of discussion about the thread topic. Mods do occasionally do their jobs right.

>>89926019
>evangelicals like to teach their kids how cool it was that Christians were persecuted for their faith
No wonder those kids join cults and are so stubborn to leave, their own parents hardwire them to sacrifice themselves for the 'greater good'

>>89915972
What makes you say that?

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>>89898947
>they make honey out of pollen

Fucking imbecile. Bees make honey out of nectar, and they move the pollen to other flowers while collecting the nectar.

>>89901508
Gooz is a girl?

>>89926355
Bible thumpers are too busy teaching their kids about their version of God to care about proper education

>>89909915
>implying that doesn't make her cuter

>>89926580
>being attracted to the mentally handicapped
I will never understand you people nor do I want to

>>89926881
She's not stupid to the point of shitting her pants. She's just dumb and very gullible.

>>89926930
I think that's called being naive but I won't hold it against, the two are very similar

>>89901328
Who wouldn't want a pure hearted, borderline retarded cheerful Christian qt who only wants to serve, please and obey you?

Can you imagine how excited she would be on her wedding night after staying pure for you and only you Anon?

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>>89927445
I'd rather corrupt the one with daddy issues

>>89902172
Where did you get this screencap? I can't seem to find the video anywhere.

>>89927509
Isn't she already pretty corrupt?

>>89927655
She's a just a little bitch atm.

Is there anywhere I can watch more of the show in the OP? I need to. For important reasons.

>>89929042
They used to be on YouTube. Now, only ta few episodes are left and they're in rough quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNIOFTDd2o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnwQFTzYx5M

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x53s911

>>89929042
You might have to buy the dvd's from the website since they keep their cartoons under lock and key

>>89929256
They're all on Jelly Telly, even the missing Christmas episode. You can get a free trial without being charged, but you do need a payment method.

>>89929325
Do you need US billing info? Because that's going to be a problem.

Any kind soul fancy signing up and then ripping them all?

>>89927445
>tfw you're born too late for these kind of arrangement
>you're born in a time where most slutty girls did it with a few guys in some highschool bathroom and traditional marriage is a joke
>tfw youre born too early for pure robot sex

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>>89929254
Ha, I just noticed that female moose has antlers. Females don't have antlers, only males do, that's not a female!
Marcia is such a weird name too, I bet he changed it when he decided he was supposed to be born a girl. If anything his name was Marco before and he just isn't very imaginative.
Lol Marcia fags are really Marcia(male) fags
Marcia is a sissy!

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>>89906270
PURE
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>>89914910
>No joke, a furry artist worked on that special.
No way

>>89931800
Dubs confirm so pure she has an extra chromosome

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>>89914910
Furry Christian Anime?

>>89904003
Did any of you guys see the one special about the kid on the left/right getting lost in a winter snowstorm? My grandma had that on VHS. Shit was cash.

I don't even remember them talking about god too much either.

>>89930324

>tfw Christian dating itself is a joke due to the numbers of sluts trying to worm their way back in after riding the cock carousel and realizing they need beta providers

>>89932940
the sand people had the right idea of killing adulterers to prevent this kind of stuff. No amount of repent would make them pure again

>>89932530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofk2lYPyRjc&t=4s
When boners come along
Turn away and cum on the one you love

>>89902078
the love of christ and obeying god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbNeVzeng0

check out the opening credits
>when you see it

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>>89904818
>If you believe we evolved from apes then you believe we evolved from a rock

>>89933067
ahh, dikekike.

>>89898884
they really have no idea how weird and creepy this is

i must do things to PLEASE my god. I must please him, my master....

Can somebody take the time and get all of the Paws & Tales stuff posted onto e621? Somebody said they would back when we had the old thread, but they never did and I don't know how.

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>>89898679
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread

Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield

I SEND THE SWARM, I SEND THE HORDE
THUS SAITH THE LORD

>>89933206
Mark Hamill?

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>no one has posted pic related
>no one cares about KTC
F on outta here

>>89898947
>Serving Others

I think you might have made it worse.

You know what I would like to see; a christian show were some if not all of the antagonists have power beyond normal mortals, and the main characters just have their will and faith. It could show that the path of evil needs to be guarded against with constant vigilance, lest they fall into their trap.

Does something like this even exist? If not, I might have another idea.

>>89929254
I just noticed C.J. has two different colored eyes. Like David Bowie.

This thread actually reminded me, does anyone remember a kid-friendly version of the bible where a group of kids travel back in time and they interact with the bible stories through little comics and illustrations? There was also some sort of talking frog sidekick I think too

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>>89927633
The video is not on youtube anymore. I downloaded it before then. It seems like all the Little Dogs on the Prairie episodes are missing too.

>>89938435
Nicely done. Any chance you could drop it on Mega for a little while or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRoETHf6kpU

>>89898947
Are those kids going to reenact The Passion of the Christ?
That's pretty hardcore for a bunch of elementary school kids.

>>89938435
i need porn of that sheep girl

>>89902770
>Catholics have pomp and show but don't follow their own rules
That's only Cafeteria Catholics, who are effectively just Papal versions of the Mainline Protestants. And they aren't particularly well liked among most Catholics because of it.

>>89937992
Superbook?

>>89910182
Christ-chan as a Squirrel.

>>89909935
There's a whole bunch going over the lives of various Saints.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36t1cRBBcw8

>>89926995
I don't think you get a D- in spelling simply by being naive. Gooz is just barely qualified for mainstream education.

>>89901925
Look, a colouring book.
https://wayback.archive.org/web/20150511070930/http://reallywoolly.fraboom.com/pdf/ColoringSheets.pdf

>>89898679
The one called "The Holy Bible".

Every sentence stole a chuckle out of me.

>>89939349
Isn't she supposed to be like 8 though?

>>89940106
I'm guessing she was graded relative to her peers. If the teacher gave everyone a d minus in spelling that wouldn't make sense.

>>89939827
I've seen wooly kids books at work. i like that cartoon designs better.

Eckhard (Good), Marcelino(good story, weak animation), the one with Bison.

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>>89901925
>>89915246
>>89915539
>>89915668
>>89938447
Never mind; I found it. Here's parts 1 and 2 of "Trusting In the Shepherd," which is (as far as I can tell) the only one with this particular art style.
Part 1: Gracie's Ewe School Campout:
https://userscloud.com/2djrg6xs3mpt
Part 2: Jacob's New Friend:
https://userscloud.com/2c1w4hiz0vqf

>>89940117
Right but the other kids are older and yet still in the same class, remember this cartoon's setting is supposed to reflect 1920's america.

>>89940367

Thank you a lot anon.

>>89940367
Those sheep really need sheared.

>>89932530
Mike Kazaleh, who's been drawing furry art since the mid 80s, was part of the production crew.

>>89940367
>show is about Christianity
>characters are literally sheep.
Sure rage by finding racism in a cartoon gorilla in jail but keep your christian values front and center. What did parents mean by this?

>>89943151
Maybe because that's how a lot of Christians see themselves, but in a positive light rather than a negative?
>Jesus is known as The Good Shepherd
>A Priest or Vicar's congregation is often refereed to as their flock
The idea being that the majority of people need moral guidance and someone to guide them. Agree or disagree with that, it's still a valid belief.

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>>89932826
She's just perfect the way God made her.

>>89943244
The issue is with the analogy is you keep the sheep fat and docile and come winter, or another holiday, you slaughter one or two for food.
Christianity's main draw is for people with less feelings of self worth and those who want to feel like they're part of something bigger/grand. That's also true for most cults in general when getting people to follow them.

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This isn't creepy at all.

>>89943328
Religion can used to justify some really shitty behaviour, most characters in Moral Orel are a good example of this. But there's also an argument to be made that most of the population don't really have the strength of will to be decent people without help from others. I'm not even religious but I can understand that point of view - Just looking at the world you can see how without any sense of community or belief in a greater good (or in a lot of cases now, any kind of parental guidance) people easily become very shallow and self interested and uncaring about other people.

If you're strong enough to be a good person without religion, good for you. But I think it's pretty obvious most people aren't there yet. Or if you're a libertarian who doesn't particularly care what happens to anyone who isn't you, I guess. That's also a valid belief, not one I agree with, but I guess it's how a lot of people think these days.

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>>89901925
>>89915289
I thought I recognized these lambs.

Just to add to >>89943510 I think this >>89943467 is absolute bullshit though, because if you're going to have someone in a position where they're giving moral guidance they can't be allowed to be corrupt themselves.

>>89943322
Double reaffirm beliefs of retardation

Donkey Ollie

>>89943322
>She's just perfect the way God made her.
False. She is still subject to disease, hunger, sleep and death. These are still technically flaws; flaws that humanity has the obligation to fix. We must become better than our current selves. We must go beyond human (or weasel fox thing, in this case).

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>>89943992
>She is still subject to disease, hunger, sleep and death.
That's where you're wrong. Because she's a fictional character.

>>89944431
CRAP. I overlooked that fact. Still, I got my point across; mankind is imperfect, and with modern or soon to be modern science, we can mend these faults in the species.

In one episode, Gooz found a box of buttons that she somehow thought were a pirate's golden treasure. She hid the money and wanted to keep it for herself, but when the school was about to shut down, she proudly ran in and gave them her treasure. They told her that it was buttons, and she got real embarrassed and sad.

Never go full retard.

>>89944533
But that's adorable and only increases my desire to protect her.

Someone please provide a way to watch more episodes, I need more Gooz in my life.

>>89944627
Well, it's not the same thing, but all of the original radio plays can be listened to online. Voices are different, but they actually tend to have plot details that were cut out of the episodes because the radio plays were longer. There are also far more radio plays than there were episodes.

>>89934467
>let my people go
>hardens pharaohs heart so he won't let my people go
scumbag_steve.jpg
But it's a great song.

>>89943603
I think i get what you're saying about having trustworthy adults, but imo kids should be given a choice of religion instead of being... well frankly being BRAINWASHED into believing in a diety (s). This might come off as edgy but teaching a young child religion is like teaching a young child. They can't consent and won't fully understand. And will only say religious things because it makes the adult happy.
>be me
>used to be very religious kid
>5 bibles
>overtime i start realising how cringy i was compared to other kids who simply came to church to socialize with other kids
>end up depressed for some reason
>start getting really peeved when I see bible thumping kids in media or even real life
>even mudslime kids are triggers
>start resenting my pious grandmother for making me go to church and read the pslams everyday as a kid.

Why do so many Christian cartoons prominently feature talking animals when the Bible explicitly warns that talking animals are Satan and must be killed immediately?

>>89944844

I respectfully disagree. Parents should teach their kids good customs and religion is one of those things to be teached.

>>89944892

Not always. For example, remember when Balaam donkey talked to him?

>>89945002
Not him. But I think if you're going to teach a kid religion than you should at least have the decency not to sugarcoat it. Tell them about the rapes, and the deaths, and reason why other religions are wrong (protip you can't).

Like, remember that episode of VeggieTales that was based on the story of how David sent his bestie to war so he could rape his wife? And VeggieTales replaced Fùck with Duck or something and completely missed the point of the story?
Just tell kids the truth. The world's a cruel place and sometimes so is the L0RD.

>>89943992
>humans have evolved to walk and talk
>can't raise their life expectancy so just sit and eat
Lol evolutionists.

>>89945142

My teacher showed a movie about the raping of indians when we were in highschool, because we were more ready to deal with it than when we were in basic or pre. Of course that depends on your view about content ratings, but I think it's good to have sfw content for kids and hand the heavier stuff as they develop. Also we had classes about why other religions were wrong, but that was in the teenager religious classes.

>>89945179
Where did you get that notion? Your post doesn't seem to relate at all with mine, aside from mentions of evolution (even though I was implying transhumanism, but that's beside the point.)

And we can increase our life expectency, through diet and excercise, advances in medicinal sciences, and perhaps one day cybernetics.

>>89944844
That's interesting because I'm kinda the other way around.
>had religious grandparents
>my parents fell away from religion and didn't raise me religiously because they thought I should make my own choices about what to believe
>don't actually have faith that there is a God, but can see that religious people like my grandparents are usually trying to do the right thing and make the world a better place which is more than most non-religious people are doing

If I were to ever have kids (which, lets be honest, is pretty doubtful, here I am on the verge of waifuing a cartoon weasel on a Manchurian join-the-dots image board) I really wouldn't know what to do for the best. The world is so fucked up in so many ways it would break my heart if my kids became self-centred vapid materialistic cunts like the vast majority of people, and sometimes I think instilling Christian morality might be the only way to avoid that.

Are their any religious cartoons with good antagonists? I wish to know for reasons.

>>89945518

Tiffany from Paws and Tales seems to be a fun antagonist. Even through she isn't as evil as Lex Luthor, it takes a high level of pettiness to hire a private detective to dig humiliating stuff to blackmail other kids to win a spelling bee.

Or force kids to do her favors under the threat (and actually doing it) firing their fathers and removing their families of income.

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>>89945686
Not what I had in mind, but still pretty brutal. And for a kid of all things. Could be worse, I suppose.

>>89945730

The Hire Principle is down from Youtube, but here is The Eye of The Tiger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNIOFTDd2o

>>89943328
Thing is, "the good shepherd" implies the shepherd also takes the place of his flock in that regard as well, especially with Jesus bypassing the whole "death is permanent" thing

>>89943151
Its simple
>Nother word for the Son in Christian is Lamb.
>The Father sent the Lamb here to be killed for the good of mankind.
>Christians want to live and follow as the Son did.

>>89944736
Thanks Anon, I'm giving them a listen. Would still be nice to see the other episodes of the cartoon.

Do you ever sometimes feel like, you want to live a good godful life but you just can't? Like, you've been cast in this mold that just isn't capable of doing it?

I make fun of them, I ridicule them but sometimes late at night I feel something. Maybe I'm in the wrong, maybe EVERYONE is in the wrong. Maybe it doesn't matter in the slightest.

Agh I don't know how to correctly express my thoughts on such a matter really.

Does anybody remember conservative deer waifu?

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>>89898679
Not a cartoon, but this thread reminded me of Bibleman. I used to watch it in children's church every Sunday. Very cheesy.

>>89948235

Could be something. You could give it a try, see how it works out.

>>89948277

Mrs. Harbor is the best.

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>>89948235
I think I kinda get what you're saying. When I watch innocent well meaning stuff like these cartoons I don't even know whether it's making me happy or sad any more - Probably it just brings into focus the fact my own innocence is long gone and is never ever coming back. But I know I'll never have faith even if I wanted to, I'm just too cynical.

>>89948235
It's called redpilling. You're questioning yourself, your morals, and the world around. You're on your way.
>>89947723
Maybe find someone who can animate and ask them to "practice" with the radioplays. I think they give off enough details to know what's going on.

>>89948449
Nah, I mean the episodes of the cartoon that exist but aren't on YouTube or another free streaming platform. Which is most of them.

>>89948449
>Redpill

Man, I know the JQ already. My faith battery just won't hold a charge.

>>89948487
Oh, are you the not-burger from earlier? I think you can still buy the episodes from their website even if you're not in the US right?

>>89948501
You don't need faith ma nigga just good old fashioned sympathy

Man, do I need to see Moral Orel.

Also, no mention of the beginner's Bible OR the time-travel show? Really?

Also, practicing Christian (WELS). AMA

>>89948819
Is there a difference between Biblical literalism and Biblical inerrancy?

>>89948819
What the fuck is (WELS)?

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>>89948575
Eh, even if they are I don't really have the spare cash to blow on a whim like that. And dare I say it feels a wee bit un-Christian to even lock them behind a paywall in the first place.

>listening to the Christmas radio episode
>all the other little shits judging Gooz behind her back for being poor
>she just carries on her merry way and makes other people happy through her kindness and generosity
Absolute best girl.

>>89910264
how come the angels wrap themselves in a big towel? as a kid i thought that that was supposed to be some kinda cross section of a giant brain, eldritch horror style.

>>89949357
In one of the episodes, she fights the bully to protect CJ. Later on in the episode, the bully and his two friends try to get revenge on her. She runs away and hides, but still, the three of them were prepared to beat the shit out of a retarded weasel girl.

>>89949422
It is supposed to be a cross-section of a brain

>>89949477
wtf i love Michelangelo now

>>89949357
Yeah, christians are hypocrites that way but they also aren't because they don't choose to believe that they are.

>>89949357
>Spoiler

Effort was made with creating them. It took time, actors, and resources. So no, it isn't unchristian to charge money for them.

>>89950342
Well fair enough, but it doesn't particularly agree with my idea of Christianity. if you want to teach kids what you think are important moral lessons that should be for all kids, not just those whose parents can afford to buy them DVDs or website subscriptions. I feel things like this should rely on charity rather than sales so they can be accessible to all, it feels a bit like charging an entrance fee to a church.

>>89950657
I see your point, I'm just offering my own two cents.

>>89950690
Hell, if they went for a charity drive to produce more episodes furries would probably overfund it in hours.

>>89948931
Inerrancy is the belief of the infallibility of the Bible. For instance, it doesn't contradict itself. This is tied to the literalism part as well. Literalism is the assumption that there's no symbols or metaphors in the Bible, which isn't the case, according to what I believe in.
Furthermore, there are some sections (notably the ceremonial laws of Israel in Deuteronomy) which were designed to look ahead to Christ's coming. When he died he fulfilled those laws. Paul wrote a lot about this btw
>>89948936
It's a Lutheran synod that's one of the more conservative ones in the US and in the top 5 biggest. It's rooted in the German immigrants in the early 1900s.

Americans are weird

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>>89906224
Too pure4me

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>>89926881
You make it sound like being mentally handicapped is a bad thing in a woman

>>89950657
Don't they usually get shown for free at at places like >>89899891 mentioned

>>89951137
They just scared the crap outta me as a kid and now I'm uncomfortable around them.

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>>89945861
fuck me I'm actually enjoying this
tiffany BTFO of those country bumpkins is ridiculously gratifying.

>>89951720
We really need that Christmas episode where she feuds with Gooz.

>>89902848
It's also an animated masterpiece
God, i want the whole bible animated like that, shame dreamworks went cgi

I can't remember the name of it, but does anyone remember that one cartoon with the rock people? They had a band and the show was part live action and other parts were animated in cgi.

>>89906224
>you'll never have a cute gf who also believes in god
Most cute girls nowadays are atheists or agnostics now

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>>89945861
I really wish I could draw better so I could doodle some lewds of Gooz being the tender and loving but also excitable wife you know she would be.

>>89951953
She would likely want to have a lot of children. The bible talks about being fruitful and having large families.

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>>89952029
>ywn empty your balls into her every night while she smiles and giggles and tells you how much she truly loves you, her one and only God made for her

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Oh my

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Oh boy

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Lawd have mercy

Don't get the thread deleted man.

This is what /trash/ is for.

I appreciate your enthusiasm, but you will get the thread deleted. The images weren't necessary. People already saw them on paheal.

Well, it's been fun, gentlemen.

You know Paws & Tales actually had a crappy 3D series that came out before the 2D one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rt5aYHIJHE

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>lewds of a church cartoon
Have we gone too far?

Here's another 3D trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyqp603oDi8

>>89952518
>>89952651
>>89952673
>I just discovered paheal!

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>>89952688
>>89952711
Don't worry lads, I know what I'm doing.

Next time, let's not wait a year for another thread. It was too long since the last one.

>>89952810
If you're trying to get the thread deleted, just report your own posts. You'll complete your holy mission faster.

>>89903796
That book will now haunt my dreams.

>>89941924
I remember his Captain Jack comic.

>>89952810
>>89952673
>>89952651
this guy's art makes me laugh for some reason.

his anatomy is so fucked up

>>89904818
>Differences in dogs are due to natural selection
U wot

>>89943467
>>89943467
Suppose said authority figure hates you because you have a different religion,race,ethnicity and has stated that people like you should die. What then,Tiffany.

>>89953047
Well, neither are wrong really. Render unto Caesar and all. If a tyrant oppresses you out of spite, obey them insofar as you are obligated by God. The King may prohibit public worship under penalty of flaming tongs to the tongue, And while rendering worship to God overrides rendering obedience to Caesar, it doesn't override obeying the traffic laws for example.

Hell, you can honor your drunken deadbeat dad by being a better parent to your children in spite of it.

>>89903796
Oh shit, I remember watching this as a kid. I hated it.

On the other hand, I still think veggietales is clever. I love Silly Songs with Larry.

>>89951912
"God Rocks!"
Now don't you feel silly?