VOLTRON: DOTU Thread

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>>89888190
Fifty doubloons to the winsome rogue that brings me a power glove!

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>>89888213
Get ye plunder!

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The helmsman'll remain shipboard, but she requests a shiny bauble or three.

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>DOTU
gotta love the mice

>>89888190
I wish they hadn't changed their pirate clothes

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I want pre-Kerberos mission Shiro. How the hell did he even fit his old clothes after gaining so much muscle?

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>>89889902
i mostly want to see the kind of person that he was

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>>89889902
Real question is why did Keith have Shiro sized clothes at the desert shack before he even knew Shiro was coming back?
CHECKMATE
ANTIS

>>89890072
N-...Niichan..! Donuts are bad for you!!..

RIP all the Galra we lost.

>>89892854
Someone should get them to confirm that Sendak died in his cracked healing pod after being jettisoned into space. There are people that honestly believe he will return.

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>>89888190

Shiro confirmed for Leap Year baby!

>>89893224
He needs to be robeasted first. Haggar will not rest until she smothers her filthy altean hands all over his silky koala fuzz.

>>89893527
>koala
>not chinchilla

Any galrafags willing to discuss the pros and cons of quintessence as lube?

>>89893600
Quintessence doesn't seem viscous enough to be lube.

>>89893600
First of all, you'd have to determine that a) quintessence has lubricating properties, and b) it won't burn like shit on you genitals.

>>89888190
someone pointed out those clothes are references to other shows/games
I can see tengen toppa gurren lagann and Borderlands

>>89893687
Keith's hand seems fine. No long term side effects so far. I mean, considering it's the essence of life and all, shouldn't it be invigorating? Like space viagra that also restores 150hp.

Maybe it's not best as lube then, it seems to absorb very quickly if Keith is anything to go by.

How about quintessence as performance enhancer then?

>>89893687
Or conversely neither of those things, if that's how you like it

>>89893754
DBZ and possibly trigun too, judging by Lance's glasses

>>89893837
I can see it as such. Also be used as a salve after a rough dicking.

>>89893837
Well, maybe. Icy Hot feels great on sore muscles, but if you put it on your junk your day is ruined. Unless you're into that kind of pain.

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https://twitter.com/Voltron/status/831208858655739904

>>89894014
so he's actually like four or five?

>>89893946
>Keith would be

>>89894047
So now Keith's the pedophile?

>>89894047
I'm waiting for the retard that claims Shipping Shiro is pedophilia because he's 4/5 years old. Come on tumblr, make my day.

>>89893754
Coran was straight up Harlock.

Lance I am not sure. At the very least those glasses remind me of Vash the Stampede. Don't know about the rest.

Keith's shoulder pads were the standard for Frieza's forces, and that mask looks like the Zechs variant of the Char Aznable mask. Dunno about the cloak and scarf.

Hunks mask looks like the ones worn by Psychos but it could be something else. The shoulder pads are very Mad Max.

It makes sense that best girl would have best boy's signature eyewear. Pidge's vest looks really familiar but I can't quite place it.

>>89894123
Lance's goggles remind me a bit of the goggles main protags in the digimon series got, and Pidge's bandana looks a bit like Anna's from Shaman King but that might be a bit of a reach.

>>89894072
Keith is a slut like that.

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>>89894014
I fucking called it. How much are you willing to bet they made Shiro's birthday Feb 29th just to fuck with the fans because of all the age drama? Since this makes him the youngest on the team.

>>89894047
He's six.

>>89894301
>>89894072
it's because he's part Galran

>>89894380
And it's part of his personality. For a Galra, he really is slutty.

>>89894370
>because of all the age drama?
what drama? why would it matter if he's the oldest of the paladins?

>>89894380
>implying all galra are sluts
>even Ulaz

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>>89894449
>what drama?

>>89894509
they fucked so many different races that they all look very diverse now and need scanners which can detect even the slightest traces of Galran heritage
so yes, Galrans are sluts, a whole race of sluts who will bang anything with two legs

>>89894449
I hope you remain as oblivious and happy as you are right now, dear anon.

>>89894449
Ask tumblr. As far as I know that whole fiasco with the ages started because some fans couldn't stand the thought their otp could also be shipped with other characters in the show and thus try to deem it morally wrong to do so. Rumors have it that the age discourse was started by an infamous Mormon shallura fan that did the same shenanigans in the fma fandom with Roy/Ed because she can't stand them homos, but tracing the exact origins of this shitfest is pretty much impossible by now.

>>89894014
Man he's buff for a shota

>>89894546
>>89894638
>>89894639
So much ado about nothing?

>>89895228
Just your average sjw wankery. They're looking for something "problematic" to stroke their collective nonbinary genitalia to and feel morally superior.

>>89895228
Much, much, muuuuuch ado about nothing,

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>>89895228
Yes.

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>>89894014
Nice bod for a kindergartner

>>89896312
is it that hard to find a fitting shirt?

>>89896593
If you're top heavy, yes. Finding something that will fit you in the chest will leave a lot of extra fabric around the waist and it looks gross. Getting your shirts tailored will fix it but who has the time/money to do that frequently?

>>89896312
That kindergartener needs a bra.

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>>89897250
Don't bodyshame, shitlord. Shiro can be as bouncy as he wants.

>>89897434
If he doesn't wear a bra now, his tits will sag and people will stare at his boobs.

>>89896312
>>89897434
more milk for his human/galran bastard-children

>>89890072
Isn't it funny how feminine Shiro looks in a lot of fanart?
Even in some Shiro/Pidge or Shiro/Allure pics.

>>89897950
>huge ass muscles
>feminine
pick one

>>89897950
I guess he's got a pretty face for a big guy.

>>89897950
>>89898154
Standard bishie bara, isn't it?

>>89897850
That's not where his daddy milk comes from...

>>89898545
It is once the Galra were finished with him.

I found out about this show properly about a week ago when someone started posting Pidge over in the RWBY general, and after checking it out for the reverse traps was kinda shocked to find that it was actually legitimately good. I blew through the two seasons in as many days.

So yeah, is there anything I should know before joining in with this particular brand of memesport shitposting?

Apart from that Tumblr is going to call be a pedophile if I don't agree with their ships or something?

>>89898781
Generally the Tumblr shipping is the worst part of Voltron. That and the people pretending Pidge has actual gender issues.

>>89898881
I'm mostly used to the Tumblr ritual of 'these two male characters looked at each other this one time they're totally fucking' at this point, it never gets less retarded and I say that a a bi dude who likes dudes.

The Pidge thing is a new and baffling addition but I guess I shouldn't be surprised that the response to 'I'm a girl' is 'they are demitransgenderarononfluidbinary and are my child fight me uwu'.

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>>89898781
Pidge is for bully
The Black Lion and Keith are sluts
Shiro is best daddy
Prince Lotor is probably going to be FABULOUS
Shipping is all across the board
Somebody REALLY loves the mice
Galrafags have it rough
Lance a shit
Inter-species breeding is a thing
Hunk is musclefat

>>89899178
I think I'll be able to get on well with pretty much all of that

especially Shiro good lord take me now daddy

>>89893512
That makes him even more moe.

>>89899178
I need to see musclefat Hunk for proof.

>>89899178
You forgot Zeith and all the galrafag fanfiction. Stepmom and cuck Haxus are the best.

>>89899178
So is there a guide on proper Pidge bullying protocol?

Possibly an informational booklet I could read?

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>>89899601
That's all you're getting.

>>89899698
Make fun of her height and you're golden.

Her doing or being forced to take part in girly things are a bonus.

>>89899698
Let your heart guide your bullying.

>>89899178
You know out of all the shippers around, the galrafags are the most disturbingly adorable bunch. Whom else would discuss domestic two-toe footjobs with such fondness? I'm not a galrafag myself but their discussions make my heart melt a bit. Maybe even ship a bit.

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>DOTU

Time for some Yurak appreciation.

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>>89898781
All you have to know is that Throk and Bara are prom queen and king and their love is too pure for us mere mortals.

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>>89899861

Got it.

Do you think her lion is fitted with a booster seat?

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>>89899601
What the heck, I'll chip in.

>>89900419
You're off to a good start.

Okay Galrafags, here's a question for you: If you had the chance to launch a new separate series of any genre featuring the Galra race/empire sans the Voltron team (other worlds and races are acceptable), what would be your pitch?

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>>89894014
>Every 29th Keith gets him a cake with a fucking toldler candle number
>the self-death jokes ensue

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>>89900211
I can speak for the other Galrafags, but I am the combo of loving giant alien villains, and loving fluffy, vanilla shipping at the same time.

And let's all be honest, who here wouldn't be tempted to try a two toed footjob? I mean, you don't have to be a Tarantino level footfag to have some curiosity.

>>89900517
Galara office bullshit. We've had a few threads involving Prorok stealing lunches and Haxus being the HR crybaby.

>>89891058
His dad's maybe?

>>89900517
I'd love a story about their empire being created and expanding. Get some nice battle scenes, and some space dogfights and shit.

Either that, or a complete comical slice of life Galra series. The grunts play foosball in their downtime. Haxus longs for Sendak. Sendak pretends to be oblivious, but he knows, Haggar finally gets the vacation she needs.

>>89900517
Full on 40k style grimdark xeno stomping for the glory of the emperor.

Or the Office IN SPACE

>>89900517
Galra Dune.

Political intrigue, cultural weirdness. Turns out in his rise to power, Zarkon took advantage of a Galra legend of a leader who would conquer his way across the universe and bring the light of Mother Gal to all. The whole show is about Zarkon's court and different factions trying to game the system to come out on top while dealing with the whims of a capricious God Emperor.

>>89900635
Would a cowboy wear a spandex vest? They're a strictly cotton bunch.

>>89900859
Maybe Keith's dad has a recessive slut gene.

>>89900941
The vest was left from his twice yearly trip down to the Manhole the next city over.

Keith would always have to get his own dinner on those nights.

>>89900630
Who would be the one staring directly at the camera?

>>89901289
Eyebrows

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>>89899178
>Lance a shit
Fuck you, guy.

>>89901524
lance a shit

>>89901351
I bet Eyebrows keeps hentai stashed at work too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SL83k3IFk

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Does anyone think their accents are unbearable to listen to?

To someone from the UK it sounds so unbearable but i'm not sure what the rest of the world think about it.

>>89901821
I'm from the UK. I just handwave it as an Altean accent.

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>>89901821
Bong number two chiming in, fuck yourself mate I think their accents are fantastic.

>>89901821
Coran's VA is from NZ.

>>89901821
English is not my primary language. Coran just sounds funny, Allura's is kind of annoying.

>>89901821
What if they were Scousers?

>>89901821
From the Southern US here. Allura's accent is pretty annoying. the "get up you lazy lumps" line in season one was pretty bad.

Coran's took some getting used to, but it doesn't bother me as bad as Allura's.

Speaking if accents though, I was a bit pleasantly surprised at Keith's dads Southern accent. It wasn't too bad.

>>89901883
I don't really mind Coran's but why does Allura have to sound like a video game announcer most of the time?

>>89901847
But they both have very distinct accents from different parts of the UK which makes it hard to dismiss it like this.

>>89902127
Like Altea wouldn't have multiple distinct accents?

It's like they say, lots of planets have a North.

>>89902053
She has an exaggerated form of an accent known as Recieved Pronunciation, which is stereotypically found in people who are upper class or aristocracy. Posh people, basically. It's why I like it as an English person, it screams 'rich and can list their family tree back fifteen generations'.

The reason it sounds so announcer like may be that it has also been the standard accent for newsreaders and announcers on services like the BBC since their creation, all the way to the current day.

Both of their accents are just exaggerated versions of what you might hear here, I even know someone who actually talks damn similar to Allura.

Which [spoilers]Lions[/spoilers] do you ship?

>>89902270
Never really come across someone who has an accent as intense as Allura myself IRL.

Mind you as someone with a Birmingham accent myself I might be being a little overcritical.

>>89902290
Red/Black

It's canon. We got to see some erotic pilot swapping this season.

>>89902373
Different anon, but her accent reminds me of some older people I know who had the RP beat into them.

>>89901923
>AAY MATES YE GOTUH GEH IN THEH LIYUNS AN GUH FIET LUHRD ZARCHHHON, LACCHH

Coran would have nicked the lions and sold them for fags when no one was looking

>>89902431
Allura would have an excellent pair of brows.

Or Scouse Allura, Geordie Coran.

>>89902373
Yeah, brummie is a bit removed.

To be fair the person I was talking about is a for realises Lady, so the stereotype is holding pretty true

>>89902290
Black is a slut, takes it in four docking ports at the same time

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>>89894123
Don't believe in yourself; believe in the Pidge who believes in you!

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>>89902290

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>>89901614
More like THE shit! Yeahhhhh

>>89902290
GreenxPidge

It's forbidden love.

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>>89900364
Those are some nice ears. Be a shame if something were to happen to them.

>>89899698
Drag her on a camping trip. "Forget" her lap top and "lose" her phone, then go hiking.

>>89902486
God, if all the Alteans had super aggressive northern accents I would have shit myself laughing before the end of the first episode. Maybe have King Alfor be full on Glaswegian.

It might have been a bit hard for foreign kids to understand though.

>>89902732
Alfor can have a Glaswegian accent if he ends the episode knifing someone.

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>>89902728
Leave Pidge alone.

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>>89899178
>Lance a shit

NO BULLY

>>89900630
Don't forget the very important Sendak pinup calendar.

Or I guess the Zarkon calendar, after season 2.

Or maybe it can be split between them. A Sendak calendar, but Zarkon motivational posters.

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>>89902691
Stop bullying Yurak.

>>89902876
I want the Zarkon "hang in there" poster.

>>89902876
Man, I'd love it if the fandom came together and made a real Sendak pin up calendar. It'd be beautiful.

>>89901821
You're from the UK but you can't recognise a NZ accent?

>>89902669
I mean, if any Paladin was going to find a way to make it work it'd be her. Add an industrial grade vibrator next to the cloaking device or build a retractible dildo into the chair or something.

>She thinks she's being sneaky, until Lance discreetly asks about what it would cost to get some 'upgrades' for Blue
>He is not the only one
>After a few weeks Pidge is raking in 80% of the desert at mealtimes, but team morale is through the roof so no one asks any questions
>Things come to a head during a battle when they try to create the sword and the mods haywire to create a purple dildo that could crack a battleship in half instead
>The Galra are stunned enough to agree to a timeout while Shiro stages an intervention and hysterically tries to work out where he failed as a parent

>>89902918
There's actually one with Haxus floating around somewhere.

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>>89902867
It's okay Little Boy Blue, you're still the best at sewing.

>>89902290
Blue and Red fuck all the time cause they're ying and yang but otherwise don't really seek it out and are typically on the receiving end of other lions affections.

Black fucks whoever she needs to in order to establish dominance in the pride. Red is the most common victim of this because she's a hothead who questions authority.

Yellow has tender loving cuddle fucks with any of the lions who are feeling down and need a pick me up after a hard day of fighting evil

Green is all about the free loving and will fuck any lion nearby at the drop of a hat or if there is a new kinky thing she's heard of that she wants to try out

>>89903408
It's a wonder anyone gets any sleep at all in the castle what with all that heavy grade industrial machinery crashing into each other repeatedly.

You can tell who's going at it from exactly how much of your drink gets spilled by the vibrations.

>>89902561
Would Black fuck a Transformer?

>>89903729
No, Black's actually super roboracist.

GAS THE CYBERTRONIANS RACE WAR NOW

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>>89903729
Absolutely.

And the robots, too.

>>89903863
So she'd fuck a Zoid.

>>89903729
Transformers, Gobots, Zords, Kaiju, Robeasts, Mobile Suits, Gears, Armored Cores...

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>>89904026
This one time, at a party, with Ultraman..

Is there any erotic anthro lion art out there?

>>89904367
Of the ones from Voltron? Not that I can find with a quick search, maybe somewhere on Tumblr.

Of lions in general? Go wild, my nig nog

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>>89905175
KEITH BULLY

>>89905175
Would Voltron would have been better if Lance was Shiro's adopted son?

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>>89905297
Would Voltron would have been better if Lance was immediately killed in a freak simulator accident?

>>89905457
It's Voltron via Being Human and Lance is the ghost character.

But who is the vampire and the werewolf?

>>89905541
Keith is definitely the vampire for maximum emo fuckery

>>89903553
The massive tremors of Black and Red dom fucking each other is almost always followed soon after by the much softer rumble of Blue using Red's broken body cause Blue knows the humiliation of being used like a cum dump after a defeat gets Red off the most.

>>89905685
I bet blue would put out for Lance. Would be cool if we get to meet the 'spirits' of the Lions like holograms or spirit trance stuff.

>>89905729
Where's our episode where Lance accidentally ends up on the astral plane with Blue's spirit and ends up never wanting to leave?

>>89905801
Probably when he tries to do what Shiro did. It'll probably be Keith if anybody does though, he has the best connection to his lion. Lance doesn't get anything nice.

>>89905972
I think they should all do it. Talk to past Paladins to better understand the Lions Origins. Shiro had to do it first cause deciding who was going to be Blacks Dom Daddy was a big deal plotwise, but the rest will probably just flow in when they're ready.

>>89894014
Lance has to be a scorpio. I'm 100% sure he'll be a scorpio.
Wait, no, it might be Keith.
Is it possible that Lance's birthday already passed?

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There better be some damn good Shiro shrines on his not-birthday

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Steve delivers on true quality au

>>89907567
what did he crossover this time?

>>89907644
High school punk au

>>89907666
Does that mean braided twin tails Pidge?

post Lotor speculation
>Has a ton of Pets
>Seems calm but when he loses his shit it's spectacular
>Actively despises the Lions
>Is actually rather well liked by the Non-Galra races under the Empire's rule

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>>89907889
Short hair is god tier you fucking heathen, don't ruin a good thing.

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>>89907567
That Keith is coote.

>>89908060
>surprisingly friendly
>maybe too friendly
>we can't get him to go home
>he lives here now
>FUCKING LEAVE LOTOR
>GET YOUR OWN ZIPLINES

Allura is half an inch from snapping and making Zarkon look like a god damn anarchist by comparison

>>89908060
>Has a ton of Pets
>They're rats
>Rats that hate the Mice
>Gotta love the rats

>>89907074
But who is Virgo?

God it's Coran isn't it?

>>89908479
They're only doing the paladin's birthdays I believe

>>89908479
Coran and Allura wouldn't count because they were not born on Earth. I bet Keith is a ___Leo

>>89909141
>Altean Lance

Disgusting

>>89908060
In some "To destroy your enemy, you must know your enemy" type shenanigans Lotors gonna show up in his pilot outfit from the Worm episode. Keith, who is still rough with leadership, is gonna let this totally trustworthy Galra in the palace in spite of the warnings of his companions. Over the course of an episode or two, Lotor will endear himself to the main cast before stealing the Black Lion. The rest of the Season will consist of the Paladins making the same connections with their lions that Shiro did until it culminates in getting both Black and Shiro Back.

>>89908950
Keith is probably an Aries or a Scorpio.

Lance seems more like a Leo than anybody.

>>89902127
>from different parts of the UK
New Zealand is not part of the UK.

>>89909564
Maybe Keith is a Gemini?

>>89909564
Lance is a Scorpio or a Pisces, almost certainly.

Keith is probably a Sagittarius.

>>89908479
I could see Pidge being either a Virgo or a Libra.

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>>89909711
Shiro stole the pisces month.

>>89909564
We'll know they're trying to course correct on the ages if Keith and/or Lance get birthdays after September.

>>89909619
Lance fits more as a Gemini. Keith seems like a Scorpio to me.

>>89909774
what does this mean?
i do it find suspicious that they made shiro a leap baby. out of all the days in either feb or march they chose the 29th

>>89909897
In the States and other places with a similar school system, people who are born just after September are the oldest in their class. If Hunk just turned 18, they'd have their 19th birthday coming up next birthday cycle.

>>89909829
Keith is not that kind of slut.

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>>89910032
Keith is every kind of slut.

>>89910065
>keith blocking out shiro's glorious tits
fuk you keith

>>89910103
He's protecting his waifu's purity.

>>89909711
Shiro is already Pisces.

>>89909999
>19th birthday
Well, It might not be Lance

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>>89910103
God I love his tits

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>>89910530
Shiro is so awesome and beautiful.

>>89909772
>>89910408
>two people can't be born under the same sign

Don't be like that, even Aldnoah Zero had triples.

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>>89910607
Do you think it was a senpai or kouhai notice me story?

>>89910610
Of course they can, but it's obvious they're not going to do that.

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>>89910610
Forgot relevant pic.

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>>89910645
Tell us how obvious that is!

>>89910610
It's not gonna happen here, though. They announce the birthdays ahead of time. Shiro's birthday is on the 29th (celebrating on the 28th), if someone else had their birthday earlier in the month, it would have been announced already. He's the only Pisces.

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>>89910610
You're speaking with Keithfags if you haven't realized it by now.
They're known to:
>defend shiro's honor
>slutpost
>derail discussions w/the galrafags

I personally would like Lance to be a cancer but the month has already passed

>>89910690
Shut up Throk. Go suck your husband's alpha dick.

>>89910770
>but the month has already passed

Cancer is in June/July son.

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>>89910637
I bet it was Keith being a brooding aloof short tempered younger student who avoided everyone and Shiro getting curious and a kouhai notice me.

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>>89910803
OH SHIT you're right I don't know why I thought they concluded Lance's bday in 2016.
YATTA!!

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>>89910811
Pining senpai Shiro is the best.

>>89910855
They started the birthday thing this year.

>>89910885
It just hit me that I'm a complete baka.

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>>89910811
Pisces eat that shit up.
t. a Pisces

I think Lance fits Leo. Flirtatious, cheerful, and likes joking around. But also arrogant and craves attention and recognition. Aries is supposed to be impulsive, moody and competitive. Sounds like Keith to me.

They aren't the only signs that fit of course. Horoscopes cast a wide net after all. But they'd totally fit.

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>>89910770
>not slutpostin Keith

>>89911007
Someone mentioned before Keith might be a Scorpio and it does sort of fit once you think about it. Especially with how known secretive and passionate they can be.

>>89911072
Any horoscope can fit anyone.

>>89910770
The Galrafags are a gift.

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I've been incredibly depressed these last few weeks, but Sheith is always a small and pure light in the darkness.

>>89911084
Well yeah, but it's fun to speculate. Certain signs emphasize certain traits over others, even if all can be applied through some rationale.

>>89911121
Hope you feel better. Being depressed sucks ass and is rarely productive I've found. Distract yourself with more Voltron!

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>>89911121
With both Valentines day and Shiro's birthday, you will get plenty of beautiful Sheith art soon. Best of luck anon in tough times.

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>>89911183
>>89911212
Thank you kind anons.

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>>89911121

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>>89911301

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>>89911374
>>89911305
Blessed be their names.

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>>89911121
I've been depressed for a few years now, so I feel you, anon. Hope you get better soon.

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>>89895487

>Just look at Japan

Doesn't that country have a really low crime rate and low occurrence of child sexual abuse compared to most other countries?

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>Be a lone Klancefag in a thread full of Sheithfags and Pance
You get used to it honestly.

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>>89911538
Anon-chan, I multiship Klance and Sheith! Wish more people did. Sheith is just my preferred atm.

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>>89911538
I'm a Zeithfag and to not be forever in rareship hell I enjoy Sheith

>>89911538
He's so God damned lame. I love it.

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>>89911121
Hope you feel better soon, anon. Depression is ass.

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When do you think Zarkon's birthday was

>>89911538
Don't be sad friendly Klancefag, you're welcome to post too. We should all be shipping in harmony.

>>89911946
Some 10000 years ago, mate.

>>89912257
But when can we celebrate the holiday that is Zarkon's birthday

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>>89912257
He doesn't look a day over 5000.

>>89912296
Dec 25th. He doesn't deserve both a Christmas and birthday gift for being a little bitch in s2.

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Happy Valentine's Day!

>>89911946
Did Haggar bake him a cake on his birthday? I wonder if his birthday is like a holiday in the empire.

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>>89893754
>>89893866
>>89894123
>>89894297

>Coran dresses up the paladins in what he assumes is still 'the look' of a bazaar moon
>It's all throwbacks and shout outs to mid-90s to early-00s anime and manga
>1997 was literally 10,000 years ago

War. War never changes.

>>89912789
National Execution Day

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>>89913201
Why must the handsome die young

>>89913481
Let's pray for Throk, Bara, and Eyebrows.

Does the Teludav have more development than most characters?

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>>89913481
Because the universe is cruel to us Galrafags.
>>89913536
Perhaps the writers will be kind in season three and they will sacrifice Uggo so Throk, Bara, and Eyebrows can live.

>>89913557
That's because the more useful you are, the more screen time and character development you get.


>7th wheel boy Lance

>>89913566
>Perhaps the writers will be kind in season three and they will sacrifice Uggo so Throk, Bara, and Eyebrows can live.

We can only hope.

>>89909141
Just a way to replace Allura.

I heard it's Kallura Week.

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>>89914802

>>89913557
Definitely saw more action than Lance and Hunk this season

>>89914835
At one point she had 6 men inside of her, too.

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I am honestly surprised that the show hasn't made a MEGAS XLR reference.

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Pure boys with scars is the best thing.

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I want Shiro and Pidge to fuck is that so wrong?

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>>89914953
Not on 4chan it isn't. Pidge needs more love.

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>>89914953
My nigga

so whens the next season coming out famalam

should i watch the cyborg 009 show just to help my voltron withdrawals?

>>89915200
Fuck knows. I've not even seen confirmation of a third season.

Maybe September if it's a similar gap.

>>89915222
>confirmation

I mean as long as they don't say it was cancelled we can bet on a new season, no? They are probably done/nearly done with s3.

>>89915374
Supposedly there are 5-6 seasons of it planned so I'd say that it's pretty certain we get s3. As for when we get s3 I don't know if September is a good time for guessing. S1 and 2 were created as a solid, single season to begin with, so s3 might take a longer while to come out.

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>>89914953
Exemplary patrician taste anon

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>>89914953
Nice taste anon

>>89914812
That's a really ugly Keith. The Lance looks nice

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Busty gf!

>>89914953
Pidge goes well with everything. She is the reverse trap cuteness that Voltron, and 4chan, deserves.

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gotta LOVE the mice

>>89918983
Well done! I smiled.

>>89918983
Good instructions.

Also can someone explain what mouse is supposed to represent which paladin? I'm guessing the big fat one is Hunk

>>89919174
I don't think there is anything official. People generally accept that the pointy mouse is Keith and the big mouse is Hunk. Platt and Plachu I think?

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>>89918072
She is far better than our sorry asses deserve, but thankfully we live in the meme timeline where dreams come true so you better be damn thankful for the sinnamon roll.

>>89919578
top keks

>>89919578
Where is this scene lifted from? Title please.

>>89920257
Cutbu on tumblr.

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Baby Pidge hurts me.

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Happy valentines day /co/

>>89919218
Yeah Platt is the fat one, Plachu is Keith mouse, Chuchule is pink, and Chulatt is babby mouse.

>>89889994
What's killing me is to know if Shiro always had a dark sense of humor or it's a product of his __ trauma__ .

>>89921337
The small banter we witnessed between him and Keith was enough to tell me he was a highly sarcastic fellow.
Keith already doesn't understand jokes/tones so whenever Shiro says something like
>If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be stuck on this planet, so yeah, you're welcome
Keith took it to heart. kek. It's kinda sad now that I think about it.

I want more of their banter.

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>>89921453
>I want more of their banter.
pre-kerebos is what we all seek

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>>89921453
kek, Keith is such an autist.

>>89921453
>>89921555
Maybe it's a Galra thing. Have you heard any sarcasm from any Galra?

>>89911538
Lance confirmed(yet again) to be straight.

So will Allura ever make it to the Space Mall.

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>>89921931
Nah, Galra-Keith has a good sense of humor. He tells jokes after all

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Question, has anyone seen Voltron toys at Wal-mart? I need to get the fuck out of the house today and also get cleaning supplies but it's a long walk....

>>89888190
Is Lance wearing a Star Fleet sash?

Never saw the original voltron, is mystery of the droods a reference to some other character or an OC?

So Pidge's brother is part of some sort of Resistance Cell?

>>89922527
OC

>>89922706
They could have taken him back to Earth, but we need an emotional scene of them reuniting, so he'll probably be one of the rebels in space. Dad might be dead.

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>>89918983
>>89919174
>>89919218
>>89921283

The colors of the cards could be hints.

Regular Mouse = Red/Pink
Fat Mouse = Yellow
Edgy Mouse = Green
Girl Mouse = Blue

I think they don't represent the current paladins. They represent the previous paladins instead. So if Zarcon was the black mouse, his probably died a long time ago since it wasn't in stasis with Allura and Coran. Or maybe it turned out to be immoral too lol.

>>89923209

>They could have taken him back to Earth, but we need an emotional scene of them reuniting, so he'll probably be one of the rebels in space.

Do the Galra even know where earth is? I thought it was basically a Literally Who planet in the empire.

>Dad might be dead.

Might be a little anticlimatic if he died offscreen and was forgotton about. I'm guessing he's either being forced to make tech for Galra, being used as a guinea pig for quintessence fuckery, or going to be robeasted.

>>89923449
I honestly don't think the baby mouse is a girl. It only made its eyes look girly to emphasize that Pidge is a girl. The pink mouse is clearly a girl.

>>89923449
>Do the Galra even know where earth is? I thought it was basically a Literally Who planet in the empire.

I think so too, but I mean, they did visit sometime, if Keith was born on Earth, and Ulaz knew Shiro was from there. Also, unless selected at random, Alfor picked our planet to hide Blue.

The rebels could be taking people back to their families, or maybe they're forcing freed prisoners to join them, we don't know yet.

>>89923772
I think Ulaz knew Shiro was from Earth because that information was extracted by him or one of the Holts.

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>>89888190
So who is excited for Lotor?

Hoping for the following:
>He's arrogant and sometimes hot-headed and impatient (to play with that Hot-Shot Prince shtick), but has the skills, competence and resources to back those things up
>Is a slick, manipulative mastermind with tactical and strategic acumen as opposed to Zarkon's Juggernaut shtick
>He's a troll that loves to mess with people (depending on the situation, it would be played for laughs or for awesome/gut-punching)
>That despite being evil, he has some redeeming qualities (but not to the point of becoming Space Zuko for the love of God)
>Has his own Galra sub-faction that is more technologically oriented when compared to Zarkon and his heavy use of the Druids and their mysteries
>Has his own harem of girls that he treats well as opposed to his previous incarnations
>Said harem actually is made up of warrior women and scientists that Lotor rescued/helped that make up his bodyguard/research staff (which makes Lance learn the really hardest way when he tries to liberate some of them)
>He gets all the prototype stuff first for field-testing (including a Quintessence Blade that acts like a Lightsaber)
>Has his own custom Galra Void-Fighter
>Usually he's more Altean than Galra, but when really angry he turns into his War-Form that looks more like Zarkon
>Is a skilled and powerful warrior (not on Zarkon's level, but still strong enough to cause some serious damage [think Prince from Prince of Persia])
>When nobody looks, he sneaks out incognito and goes full adventurer prince (also he collects artifacts of various cultures, among his collection are Altean artifacts)
>Hits shamelessly on Allura
>Has a friendly rivalry with the Paladins (Keith even more so due to being a fellow hybrid)
>Comments how Pidge is adorable
>Treats his subordinates a little better than Zarkon does his
>Aims for the throne, but wants to become an Emperor with good publicity

What do you think?

>>89923449
>The colors of the cards could be hints
I think miceanon made that picture, though.

>>89924131

Oh. Well there goes that theory.

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Hot damn this artist really does draw a beautiful Zarkon.

Which paladin gives best handjobs? Pidge looks like she would have the softest hands+they're tiny so it makes your dick look bigger in comparison, but Shiro would be the one most dedicated to making sure you enjoy the ride as much as possible. What do you think?

>>89925259
Keith is the biggest slut, so him.

Wait if Lance was supposed to get Spanish lines but got opted out because Shada can't speak it for shit, why didn't they just get Keaton to do it?

>>89925284
Stop spreading lies

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>>89925580
The chart don't lie.

>>89925580
Get off the internet, Shiro.

>>89925353
Why would he need to have Spanish lines. Spanish probably don't even exist in the Voltron universe considering that English is the only spoken language. Even aliens from 10,000 years ago speak it

>>89925623
Here's your (You).

>>89925259
>thinking the engineer that plays with soldering irons will have softer, smoother hands than Lance

Idiot

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>>89926337
It sucks, but he's right. Pidge, Hunk and Keith wouldn't have especially soft hands. Lance would be a safer bet, you just know he moisturizes. Shiro...I wonder if that arm has a vibrate function.

The person with the softest hands in the castle ship isn't a Paladin anyway. It's Coran with the slipperies.

>>89926460
Keith and Lance are pilots. Why wouldn't they both have smooth hands? In fact, Keith wears gloves.

>>89926485
But he's still a swordsman. Lance is a sniper. I'm not saying Keith has the roughest hands, but rougher than Lance.

>>89926552
That's true, but in terms of best handies, it would be Keith because of his years of whoring.

>>89926578
Well his technique is certainly going to be a lot better. It's like each finger has a mind of its own, moving independently and yet in perfect harmony.

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How did Bara and Throk spend their Valentine's day, /co/?

>>89926485
Lance is the only paladin who was shown to care about face masks. he's the pretty boy that wants to always look good and smell good for any potential ladies

>>89926756
Lance for sure has smoothest hands.

>>89926696
Valentines plans were ruined since everyone's pulling double shifts in preparation for Prince Fuccboi and now that Throk has been promoted he especially is busy. Bara is a good husband and understands that it's not the day that's important but the life they've built together.

>>89911538
At least you're the most popular ship. Nobody likes Kallura.

>>89927959
Poor Throk being worked to the bone. He's so lucky to have such a sweet husband like Bara.

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>>89928113

>>89928111
>Nobody likes Kallura.
I like Kallura.

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>>89928142

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>>89928164

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>>89928111
They have shit taste. Kallura is the best.

>>89928111
Why does the fandom hate Kallura? Is it just because it gets in the way of shit like Shallura and Klance?

>>89928291
Surely you've been in the previous threads about why tumblr doesn't like kallura

>>89928291
>Is it just because it gets in the way of shit like Shallura and Klance?

I think that's what it all boils down too. Others also say that it's "forced." I'm tired of that argument. It's not like it happened in season 4 or 5.

But of all the pairs, they feel the most threatened by Kallura because history.

>>89928349
This is my second thread and the other one I was in was all about how much of a slut Keith is but it looks like this one is about that too

>>89928234
The mice want to get in on the action.

>>89928291
pretty much, it's the ultimate fandom counter-ship
>fucks with Klance
>fucks with Shallura
>fucks with Sheith
>even fucks with Lance's aspirations of banging Allura
I must commend them, I didn't think they'd be madmen enough to do it considering the shitflinging that would come from the cancerous "fanbase"

>>89928460
Keithmouse is so fucking cute.