"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead"
>Jeffrey Katzenberg being fired by Disney and founding Dreamworks
"Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun"
>Jeffrey Katzenberg funding Shrek to get out and make fun of Disney status quo
"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
>Shreak was a smart movie in concept, but created a even dumber status quo for animated movies
"Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid"
>What they said to Myers after Chris Farley death
"And all that glitters is gold"
>Don'r matter if it sucks, it makes money so it is gold
"Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
>Murphy and Myers carrer falling, Shrek sequels are the only thing that keep then alive with the money
"You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ"
>Meteors became shooting Stars... When they faill
"Only shooting stars break the mold"
>The Shrek franshise is the star, it will only end when a meteor faills on earth, when the world ends
toasting in an epic bread
They originally planned five movies, dingus.
>>89887390
Nigger the previous film was called "The Final Chapter"
>>89887124
Oh boy this is legit sad
>>89887405
Because they changed their minds then, retard. And look, they changed it again and are doing the fifth movie.
Idiot.
>>89887405
>everything must be taken literally!
No. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is a selfproclaimed 5 book trilogy.
There is a shrek 6? I didn't even saw the 5.
Pretty clever op.
But do you know when the series will beOgre?
>>89887466
>they changed it again and are doing the fifth movie.
source?
>Eisner brings in Katzenberg
>they loot Walt's corpse and both get stinking rich
>oh but Mikey's so mean to poor Jeff
Meanwhile the Disney staff couldn't stand either of those pricks and mocked them both relentlessly. But they at least didn't make a feature-length film calling their boss a fuckwad just because he hurt their feefees.
Fuck (((Katzenberg))).
>>89887886
Look it up, they've been talking about it for like 2 years now.