Is he a virgin? Is that the source of his wizard-like power?

He fucked Ikra.

>>89883646
Do you think he got a splinter?

You know if he went around fucking every woman in sight over the past 50 years, he'd have his own army.

Jack is pure. He wouldn't dare waste his precious seed on some alien broad, nor would he masturbate as it's a waste of life energy. Abstaining from the male orgasm shows great wisdom and self-control.

>>89883627
One of the training experiences of African tribesmen is mutual masterbation, circumcision, and semen drinking.

Just saying...

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>>89883627

>>89883799
In that order?

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>>89883754
Isn't he probably like 70 years old at this point?

>>89883799
>mmutual masterbation and semen drinking
Haha good one anon...right? RIGHT?!
I feel...embrassed

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>>89883627
>tfw you will never get to have Jack awkwardly fuck you

>>89883799
African tribesmen is incredibly vague. You might as well say European tribesmen.

Should the new season give him a waifu?

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>>89883627
No

>>89883740
Even the street urchin girl?

>>89883985
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

Dude, just Google african semen warriors.
How have you not heard of this?
Fucking liberal arts majors
Good for nothing


And you're welcome cunt. Now you can sound less retarded

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>>89883627
Powerful Characters tend to be virgins.

>>89883627

He suffers from a severe case of Gary Stu Syndrome

>>89884204
Papua new guinea isn't in Africa, anon

>>89884387

Looks like you don't know what the term even means, dumb dumb.

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>>89883740

>>89884692 wait fuck wrong post shit

>>89884692
BAAAALLS DEEEEEP SAMURRAAAAAAAAI

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He's got no sex in mind. Have you seen how he acts around women? If he weren't a 10/10 hero probably no woman would ever notice him. Samurai Jack spills as much spaghetti as a 14 year old who've never seen a boob in his entire life.

>>89884692
9/10

>>89884099
>anthro celestia

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>>89884495
>>89884204
It's literally in the first fucking line of that page. How do you miss that?

>>89884204
holy fuck you are dumb

>>89884204
>google african semen warriors
How about no

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>>89883627
I still need to rewatch this. I only vaguely remember a few episodes and I'm sure I watched them out of order when I was younger, basically watched whatever Toonami was airing.

Should I just go beginning to end?

>>89883924
Only 5 more years

>>89887911
https://mega.nz/#F!WUMGSAzI!keeuqdcUMo2QcoKY4QW_-w

Might as well.

>>89883627

He is going to do alien mom from the trailer.

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>>89883627
Just a friendly reminder that Jack is Hermes Conrad and Scotsman is Bender.

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>>89888227

>>89886294
I didn't realize those vines were strategically places.

>>89888258
placed*