What if the Sonichu took place in the DC universe?

>>89881748
More importantly, how would Chris and Sonichu get along with the Justice League?

>>89881748
I would pay to see the joker go wild in CWCville

What if Superboy-Prime was Chris?

>>89881953
Would Joker even want to? Everything is already so topsy turvy in CWCville that there wouldn't be any point to him bringing his chaos there.

>>89881748
>ChrisChan and Sonichu become the new super heros of DC
>They have a warped sense of justice and are more like villains then heros
>The Justice League along with a few others fight Chris and Sonichu because they became major threats real quick
>Chris chan is imprisoned and Sonichu is trapped in some space jail or dead

I am thinking alternative earth here, one of the unexplored earths from the new 52, Chris being the ruler of his own little world and Sonichu being its greatest Hero

Can someone please explain the whole "But during the stone age..." thing please? Yes, I know it's a line from the comic. But what I want to know is what the fuck is Chris trying to reference or whatever the fuck?

>>89882206

>Cavemen are dumb and need to be told things twice.
>Cavemen live in the stone edge.
>Ergo, if you were telling me in the stone edge, I'd be a caveman and thus so dumb you'd have to tell me twice.

>>89882194
>Chris has to power to manipulate reality with his "imagination"
>its limited to his universe though
>entire universe only exists that way because Chris wants it to be like that
>he is unaware of his powers, his adventures are subconsciously created by him and he just rolls with it
>bringing him to any other earth would make him snap out of his fantasy world, thus destroying the universe where he originally came from

>>89882033
Spend hours trolling chris

>>89882145
>Chris is about to get killed by some low level thug while in prison.
>Chris curse-ye-hame-has the fuck out of him.
>Some of the other major player villains take note of this.
>Manipulate Chris into becoming their muscle with bullshit accusations, like "The Justice League is full of male homosexuals." or "Catwoman would totally fuck you if you kill Batman".

The Greeks couldn't have written a sadder tragedy than CWC

>>89882249
I see the logic in it. But for a joke that is dumb as hell.

>>89882336

It's written by Chris, you expect otherwise?

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What if Sonichu was written by Morrison?

>>89882254
Chris achieved CHIM?

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>>89882370
Sonichu is unironically more meta than anything Moore could ever dream of writing. So meta that it's scary.

>>89882283
>They never follow up on their deals with results with Chris trying to backstab them
>it always ends with him getting knocked and sent back to prison because all he can is the cure-ye-hame-ha and beyond that is just a human

Imagine there's an entire arc where chris chan becomes his sonic OC form and is the prime baddie

>>89881766
he'd annoy wonder women to be his boyfriend free girlfriend

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>>89882370
>Chris achieved CHIM?
Well according to current canon he's a hermaphrodite god-king with power over everything.

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>>89882591
Nah, Chris is OP. He basically has any power he wants to have at the time. Also, he has precognition.

>>89882289
Greek tragic heroes are people with mostly good traits but one fatal flaw. Chris is a person with mostly fatal flaws. The Greeks would have thought him to be unrealistic.

>>89882430
Sonichu is probably the ultimate argument against death of the author.

>>89882872
Not unless we're considering young Chris entering the sonic contest to be the start of the story. That's basically when his life started to spiral out of control.

>>89882901
His life was fucked anyway, his parents refused to get him the help he needed.

>>89882783
and yet he can' see that taking expired female hormones wont make a him a woman and a his guiche piercing hated him so much it rejected him just like his mother should have.

>>89882901
That, or the Christopher -> Christian thing with the animation bear which gave him a new identity.

>>89881748
WTF is this. Did ChrisChan pay someone to do actual competent art for Sonichu?

Or was some drawfag here just having a giggle?

>>89882281

>he becomes the lead editor of CWCpedia
>he becomes fat and lazy and obsessed with Chris
>he's driven sane from how much time he spends talking about him

Make it happen DC.

>>89882948
>just like his mother should have.

Didn't she threaten to kill him when he came out as trans?

>>89882989
Someone recreated issue 0 of Sonichu, but drawn well.

>>89882989
It was an actually talented person who redid issue 0.

>>89883027
>>89883031
Anyone got a link? Because I wanna see that shit. That's too fucking funny.

>>89883005
should have smothered him at the first signs he was turning into fat mental fuck that makes a hikkomori look like a perfectly normal person.

>>89883049
http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/gallery/24330410/Sonichu-Remake

>>89883064
Or just let the school put him into a special needs class until he was ready to actually join society.

That's not really drawn by him is it? Did he actually draw so much crap he got good?

>>89882281
>Broadcasts across all of CWCville "JUUUULAAAAAYYYY".

>Replaces all the outfits in CWCville with pickle costumes.

>Gets some magic based character to give Rosechu a penis.

>>89883114
No, Chris is the only artist who actually got worse the more he drew.

>>89883114
Christ no.

>>89881748
The sad thing is, I'd actually want to read this with a cover like that.. Deep down I am truly autistic.

>>89883114
>>89883193
Here: >>89883073

>>89883073
Holy shit this is amazing.

Like obviously the concept is still austit-fanfic at its worst.

And the script is fucked.

But the art actually makes it fun.

Did... did I just enjoy Sonichu?

>>89883255
Check out Rosechu's story.

>>89883227
I'll just storytime it here.

>>89883280
Yes please

>>89883255
>Did... did I just enjoy Sonichu?

You mean you didn't enjoy the original? That shit is interesting, it's literally the world through the eyes of someone with no accountability.

>>89883255
>>89883273
Just in case
http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/85929898301/very-first-page-the-authors-notes-will-be-around
>She's still alive

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>mfw I love sonichu now

>>89883318
Jesus christ ... did someone make sonichu fan fiction?

>>89882992
So he becomes Null?

>>89883307
>You mean you didn't enjoy the original? That shit is interesting, it's literally the world through the eyes of someone with no accountability.
I guess I enjoyed it because of what it was; the literal ramblings of an autistic person.

But with good art it was almost actually interesting.

So any happenings regarding Chris since the "injury that shall not be named"?

>>89883383
this is unironically good

Since Chris turned into a woman woman he'd probably fit in more with Marvel stories :^)

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>>89883401
Just constant bitching about the election really.

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>>89883414
Not even they'd sink this low.

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

>>89881748
Chirs would probrably be Section 8 main villain and not even they would take him serious

>>89883401
It wasn't growing fast enough, so Chris carved deeper into the wound with a knife. Trolls from ED got pissed and forced him to go to a doctor and now he's all better. Chris has also declared that Donald Trump isn't the president of the United States.

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>>89883480
Whether President Trump will go to war over CWCville's apparent declaration of secession is still in question.

>>89883480
>Chris has also declared that Donald Trump isn't the president of the United States
Oh, well now that that's taken care of.

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>>89883544
I also like the implied bestiality here.

>>89883544
>You can have him
What!?

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An early look at Chris' belief that backwards name=evil.

This becomes so much easier to read if you imagine Chris being canonically an omnipotent god

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This is the same face the Zapdos made in the original.

>>89883533
Friendly reminder that in Sonichu canon Mike Pence hanged Donald Trump. Afterwards Marge Simpson threw Mike Pence in jail for beating Hillary.

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That's all they did, which is too bad because the insanity really starts shortly after this.

call me an autist if you wish but i like the idea of Sonic having electric attacks

>>89882719
Vivec doesn't have CHIM, though. Vivec just lied and manipulates shit to make himself look better even though everyone kinda knows he's the biggest shithead of the tribunal. Sotha Sil was the only chill one. Vivec just used a Dragonbreak and the Heart to rewrite shit.

>>89883721
>this whole post
Is Chris making comics again? Please tell me he is.

>>89883852
No, he made a video where he was playing with legos, but he references the Sonichu series, which makes it canon. (starts at 2:50) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVJBoE8fAE4&t=7s

>>89883852
>>89883944
Sauce on him saying that Trump isn't the president. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPVOyfwiGf8&t=1s

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>>89883401
He is making voodoo to try to make Pence kill Trump and then go forsuicide, stalking his old friends for apologies, making fake shiny pokemons photos to get attention on facebook and he even currently triyng to make a skylander OC merchandise projected that was a way to scan money from his fans

The last Skylanders had a phone app that allows you to create and share your character on the Skylanders website and then order a 3D printed statue of such avatar (you know, that amiibo thing) . Crhis created a let's play channel ("Let's play" in silent because he don't know how to use a microphone) where he plays the game with his new tranny-angel-anime-girl OC (Not sonichu related, because this would be smart).

Chris brillant scheme works like this: "Chris is saying 'watch my blue haired character fight in this video, and then pay me to order some merchandise of it through the app'. He says he is not using the app's 'Chirp' feature because 'Chirp' is a way of transferring and sharing his creation. Doing so would let people order his character directly, cutting Chris out of the loop and whatever price hike he has in mind."

>I still don't have the slightest clue about any if this shit means
all I know is that it's made by an autist...

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>>89883323

>>Tails touching

>>89883812
>Chris-chan is mantling Vivec, who is mantling Mephala

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>TFW Sonichu is canon

>>89883733
This was funny (laughing at Chris' style of writing) and enjoyable to read due to the artists work. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>89882872
This is so funny and so sad

He has so much hubris, and none of the talent to back it up

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>>89881748
I don't care what you do. You get all that stuff off of there, tonight.

I always laugh but I always ended up feeling depressed for all involved.

It's really saddening.

Why is he so fascinating to us? My theory is because he is like a warped mirror. Chris is every one of us gone horribly wrong.

>>89885259
At this point I just find it amazing how well documented he is.

>>89881748
You know, with the number of supers in the DC universe, some are bound to be autists.

>>89885259
>>89885694

Chris is a mirror of everything that is wrong with the human being, he is racist and a sjw, a moralfag and a degenarate. His own existence should teach the audience to care more about other people, to get a decent life, to care less about product media and to be more afraid of what the internet can do, but instead created a strawman to every community to use a diferent side of him to attack other communities, when in fact there is a little of Chirs on everyone.

Just see his wiki, all his hates and bias are tracked by down by ignorace and bad parenting, as he said that he is homophomic because he is in fact afraid of being gay, all his excuses and new-snowflack-agenda are a obvious mask of someone who feels the need to be part of something, as he said that he is just pretending to be a girl to wash his past and that he only cares about woman rights in hope to find a girlfriend.

The KiwiFarms cunt will still get doxxed :-)

>>89886228

Even Chris would see the raging faggot that Null is, a lot of the wiki staff are also the worst kind of scum now, treating Chris like their fucking proprietary "MUH LUL COW! Only we talk about him!", is amazing that the quality of most articles is still high!

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wtc sonichu medallion?

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>>89882430
>I would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than ever be a homo
W-was this before or after he actually got one?

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>>89886535
>Chirs will never sell it again

Can you imagine owning some of Chirs merch? Having the pride of showing a meddalion or a amiibo full of Crayola model with a signature and poorly drawed seal of authenticity as important piece of internet history?

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>>89886621
before

>>89886621
Decades before, also:

>Sonichu once said that he had a dream about his father (Chirs) having long hair
>In the homo cure plot (realesed in 2009) is said that magichan would find the cure for homosexuality in June of 2015, the same year and month that same-sex marriage was made legal in all of the U.S.

>>89886700
Also worth to notice that magichan would cure homos by injecting Chirs blood on all the water sources in the world since he nedded "100% straight blood" for it to work

This makes a lot of sense now

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>>89886623
>Buy it and send it to the wayback/internet archive people
Alternatively, you could keep it for yourself and when anyone asks about it, just stare wistfully for a while before saying "Oh, it's nothing..."

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>>89886781

>Keeps it inside of a glass display
>"Grandpa, what is that thing?"
>Ask the kids to sit on the carpet
>picks a copy of "Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)" and sets up the DVD player
>They see a liitle boyof their age playng with pokemon cards in the screen
>"Kids... Once upon a time, in a very shitty city..."

>>89881748
Cwcville is pretty much just Emperor Joker except only on a town level. He even horribly tortures and kills in the same fashion.

>>89883631
Naitsirgh is a 1000 times better name. Less obvious too.

>>89882952
>He changed his name because of a fucking bear animatronic in a shopping mall
This is still funny as fuck to me.

>>89882952
>>89887185

What would happen if we sent Chris a sonichu plushie with a walk-talk inside and then start to pretend to be his imagination talking with him?

>>89886700
What if Chris was driven mad by painful visions of the future?

>>89881748
I want a comic where Chris gets a death note

>>89886700
Hypercrisis is real.

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>>89883357
more or less... it's a retelling of the actual Sonichu stories but from Rosech's perspective and it's also traying to give sense to the adventure.
And by that I mean the outcome in the story is more or less what happens in the CWC comic but it's put so that the actions of the characters come from somewhere and not just CWC wanted so.

>>89883318
>She's alive

And I could'n be happier.

BTW I actually sent her this some time ago and she wants to say thank you to all of you guys.

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>>89881766
Chris would have to go to the Phantom Zone.

They would help Sonichu become a functional person and actual superhero.

>>89883812
Source?

>>89884347
Look up Christian weston chandler and prepare for the ride of your mother fucking life

>>89881748
I am pretty sure Chris could start another Crisis in DC all on his own.

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So Chris Chan is what happens when you combine Pokémon, Sonic and My Little Pony into a single being?

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>>89886864
This picture is so innocent. Why must we always destroy that which is pure?

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>yfw your name is chris and have to deal with the fact chris-chan exists

>>89881748
What is the best Chris-Chan saga?

>>89882952
>>89887185
Maybe that bear told him something else?

>>89890046
Liquid. It was like something out of a cartoon.

>>89883474
Kek so basically Sonic got bodyjacked/absorbed by Pikachu.

>>89886621
Chris didn't get any operation. No doctor would ever approve Chris for HRT besides the fact that he'll never be able to afford it. Chris buys OTC meds for menopausal women and one time tried to cut open his taint where he thought his vagina was growing to help it come out.

Chris...had a hard life. I mean he's basically had a remarkable easy life all things considered, but he got dealt a shit hand by fate.

>>89889743
And Lego, Yugioh, Transformers, Power Rangers and countless ones, any franchise he comes into contact with is assimilated into his fantasy world and added to his powerset (as shown here >>89882783) He has become All The World's Autism, Chris-Chan

And now make the exercise of imagining your favorite show/comic/game being added to the CWCverse

>>89883733
I want the page with Chris sucking the straw dick remade.

>>89890207
There are thousands

>>89882145
They probably wouldn't because Chris holds office and the jl doesn't like messing with politics. Chris would try to join the jl though and they would always deny him

>>89884768
RIP Bob The Lumberjack.

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>>89890056
>yfw the animatronic was actually a CIA plant in a bear costume
>yfw CWC's entire life has been a Monarch-programming experiment
>yfw the Greene County Conspiracy is actually real

>>89883480
Its funny when you realize his trolls are the people who care about him most and would hate to see real harm come to chris since it gives their life meaning.

>>89884197
But chris and pence have the same political views

>>89890182
>and now make the exercise of imagining your favorite show/comic/game being added to the CWCverse
>implying CWCkfu wouldn't be hype as fuck
>implying chris wouldn't be some 7th elia dofus or something and sonichu is actual his fraternal brother
Sign me the fuck up.

>>89890477
If Chris happened today he would be a fnaf fat instead of sonic

>>89891105
>CWCkfu
kek

>>89886864
>Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBcKcD9L6_U

Is this shopping spree the reason he turned out the way he is?

>>89889897
>my mom has the same birthday as chris
I really wanted to do a Sonichu storytime this year on his birthday but then I realized what day it's on

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>>89891366
Man that's sad. An innocent kid turning into what Chris is now, can't help but feel a little bad. I know people have tried to help him in the past but still. It's weird having video evidence of him before he went completely nuts.

Slurm's Mackenzie!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>89891395
It's not on 9/11 or something is it?

Yfw chris retconned sonic and amy into sylvanas projection.

>>89892767
Wat?

>>89883412
>pointy tail
That was a male raichu.

>>89889119
Awesome, I'm glad she did!

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>>89892985
Trying to find a page. He made some retcons to delet sonic franchise from sonichu, he even remade robotnik to new character.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_1#2015_Revisions
Found it.

>>89893833
The amount of work that went into this wiki is kinda impressive

>no matter how much good you make, ywn be as famous as CWC on the internet.

>>89883318

speaking of parady comics I hate that asperchu never finished. The way asperchu slowly started to be a worse person and alienating everyone around him was a nice analog to chris. It ended just before then tranny thing really start up too.

>>89894455
* parody

>>89886864
Oh god that child Chris.

>>89891366
Part of it, he was always doomed to some degree, but that really helped develop the Sonic obsession and the entitlement issues.

>>89892392
It's February 24th.

>>89891366
I think his nanny locking him up in a room with his toys and ignoring him had very much to do with how he turned out. You created a monster because you were too lazy to do your job properly, you bitch.

>>89895532
Honestly, I think a major factor in how Chris turned out was his parents. For one, they were far too goddamn old to be having kids to begin with anyway. Second, his mother was a trainwreck in her own right. Third, they were very adamant in preventing Chris getting any sort of psychiatric help, probably cause they assumed he be thrown in some sort of asylum or something.

>>89881748
I´ve never read sonichu, what exactly does he do and why would he be a villain?

>>89896218
the mind control, rape, and ethnic cleansing is a good start

>>89896303
The sheer hypocrisy and lack of self awareness is staggering. It's almost as bad as the [insert political party here].

>>89886864
>that parental advisory
Dawww, right though my blackened heart... I'm feeling sad now; hold me, /co/.

>>89895532
Assuming that story is even true, it's still his parent's faults.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE

>>89881748
Who plays Chris in the CW adaptation

>>89897158
He's CGI'd. The uncanny valley effect is an intentional symbol of his disconnect with reality.

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>>89897116
>Time playing in the background

>>89893833
>>89894132
>CWCki
>1,685 articles
>daily updates on what chris does
>"Today in Christory" section
>A page about his fashion
>Literal fan art of CWC

Okay, but why. Honestly, why did this happen? Who are these people that keep up the wiki? And why did it catch on?

>>89886228
Null was already doxxed, but the kiwifarms lives on.

>>89882643
>CWC in Themyscira.
>CWC and Section 8

Fund it.

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>It has been 477 days since Chris worked on his paid obligations to make new Sonichu content.

Will he ever finish it? He started it in 2010 and the most recent page was released almost 2 years ago

>>89897486
>Who are these people that keep up the wiki?
You're on 4chan, and yet the bounds of human autism still surprise you?

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>>89883480
>Trolls from ED got pissed and forced him to go to a doctor and now he's all better.
Jesus God, just when I thought those faggots couldn't get any MORE autistic

>>89897486
I have a pal who's kinda like Chris. Several years ago I used to write down some of the things he said because they were plain gold. I guess this is something like this, taken to a whole new disturbing level.

>>89883480
What a weird relationship.

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>>89890614
That happens a lot though. All the lolcows 4chan has ragged on over the years have had people from 4chan trying to extend an olive branch and offer support (Dobson, Chris-chan, etc).

Cycle goes something like this:
>4Chan makes fun of some autist
>Autist responds dramatically, causing more hilarity
>Eventually 4chan tries to offer well-meaning advice so the autist can improve their life in some way
>Autist rejects it dramatically
>Repeat ad-infinitum

It's a shame he can't be arsed to make sonichu anymore (even if he's getting paid to monthly lol). I would love to see how the whole tranny thing panned out from his point of view. Slivana would totally go back to being a dickgirl without question.

>>89898349
can you imagine how soiled diapers that been in a dumpster for x days microwaved smell?

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>>89884600
>/vp/ was sure this would make waves with him
>it never came to pass that i know of

worst part about the SM hype season.

>>89898533

it's not fair. If something as minor as sonic's arm color makes him mace a dude at gamestop Nintendo 'stealing' his character should have made him go berserk.

>>89898115
I had to check if this was true. It is. I never thought he would cut himself like that. I thought he had an infection from a taint peirce

>>89887217
Someone do this.

>>89898043
Someone paid him $1000 to make 100 more pages of Sonichu, of which I'm pretty sure he did like 10.

>>89898615
The piercing healed over months before the cash opened.

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>>89898043
>>89899110

>Chris always dreams of making money off of Sonichu
>Actually has an opportunity to do so
>Still doesn't take it

>>89899200
He still took the money, he just didn't follow up.

>>89899200

Chris is lazy and he got the money up front so...

>9 February - Chris wants to use the power of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis to make his ass fatter, in the hopes of attaining a woman's hourglass figure.
>7 February - Chris declares that CWCville is a sanctuary city.
>5 February - Chris realizes that he is aroused by Sailor Moon music.

Goddammit

>>89883363
>This is his story and nothing else
That's funny considering the comic is clearly just about Chris.

>>89899523
it was sonichu's comic for about 1 issue into chris stole it from him to impress a girl.

>>89898063
honestly, sometimes they do. I don't think there is any purer form of autism than the CWCki

okay, the spongebob wiki might be close

>>89899339
Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis made his breasts bigger!

>>89899855
The comments section on the shipping pages of the iCarly wiki outrank them all.

>>89898349
delete this

>>89899910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNc242mbiUs
The article itself ranks among the higher forms of autism, but look at how many comments there are.

>>89899930
I'm retarded.

http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Creddie

Always take a second to look at what you're posting, kids.

>>89899910
oh fuck I forgot about that

Are wikis the ultimate endgame to autism?

>>89899855
Nah, the most autistic/comprehensive wiki is the Homestar Runner one.

Seriously, there's so much shit I missed that those guys picked up. Homestar's website is like the tip of an iceberg, the wiki is like the rest of it.

>>89899954
And this one's much worse.
http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Seddie

>>89899956
They're probably the peak at the moment, but I'm sure they will be outdone eventually.

>>89883480

whats this unname-able injury what did i miss?

>>89900300
I think it's the one where he tried to cut himself a vagina to become trans.

>>89900300
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

>>89900521
I've seen the photos and i still can't believe that this was a thing that happened in this reality.

>CWC has a patreon to make more Sonichu
>4 Patrons

He'd make more money if he had a patreon set up for making more vlogs.

>>89899989
>the shipping has an official song, gemstone, color, location, animal

I don't even know what to say

Who are these people editing this?

>>89899989
Fuck...

It's literally the size of the Bible

>>89900521

oh damn, i knew about the unclit when it was just a piercing. chris never ceases to amaze, glad he's ok though, that could have been serious.

>>89900776
Or if he actually made Sonichu.

>>89901997

not going to lie if he actually fulfilled his promises and actually made sonichu I wouldn't mind throwing him a couple bucks a month. But of course he's terrible when it comes to actually delivering.

>>89898349
...pamperchu's dying?

>>89902128
According to ED he got Hodgkins Lymphoma.

>>89902084
This.

I've had enough laughs with Chris to last a second lifetime, and would legitimately enjoy seeing him turn his life around.

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>>89886864

>>89882719
*God-Queen

Allison Amber has a picture of Batman on the wall behind her desk... so maybe it already is?

>>89902739
>claremont writes Sonichu

>>89902293

Chris is really his own worst enemy. If he had any work ethic he could easily make a living doing the thing he loved. If he wasn't known for fucking people who give him money over there's no way he wouldn't make a killing on patron or indiegogo selling medallions and drawing comics.

>>89883395
Is that a male Raichu?

>>89903109
Yes. It's been pointed out before. To be fair, that difference didn't exist when the original comic was made.

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>>89903109
Back when chris drew it all Raichus had that tail. When gen IV was released that became the male form.

>>89887073
How about Nate Surge? I think that's even better.

>>89893800
>part two of the clip show
What the fuck does he mean by this?

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Is Barb even still alive?
Or is Chris living with a slowly decomposing corpse to pocket her pension payments?

>>89903849
last time she was on camera was july, chris was asking for money for her meds.

>>89904089
She looked so dead eye'd

Like she knew Chris wasn't gonna spend that money of her at all and was gonna buy dumb shit for himself while she continues to die on the couch

>>89881748
Once you analyze that Chris is a totalitarian dictator with a warped view of right and wrong using super powered monsters to control an entire city, he would probably be put on the JL's top priority list.

>>89903849
well chris isn't homeless so its safe to say she's still alive.

>>89904253
She's lost so much damn weight. I'd feel bad if she wasn't a horrible person.

>>89881748
Replace Billy Batson with Chris. Done.

>>89905188
I'd watch it desu

>>89901039
>>89899989
192k comments

What.
the.
fuck.

Honestly.

What the fuck.

There are almost 200 THOUSAND comments about a specific ship on fucking iCarly, a show made for 12 year olds.

I know we're on 4chan. A place where obsession for a kids pony show grew out of control. But this shit will never cease to amaze and scare me.

This is not what Al Gore wanted when he invented the internet.

>>89906811
I guarantee that it's only at the most twenty dedicated kids. I bet that if you dig hard enough you could find some pre-teenage drama.

>>89907105
There's got to be at least a couple thousand.

>>89907105
>bet that if you dig hard enough
Yeah, I'll take your word for it. I'm not about to get into that shit. The most attention I've ever paid to iCarly was that obviously fake gif of the nipslip

I still watched it several times

>>89907294
Well, iCarly has been on for around 10 years, yeah? Presumably, this means that 20 kids could burst out 200k comments if they made about 54 total daily, or around 2 each.

>>89907576
It started in 2007 and ended in 2012.

>>89907602
Er... Well, we can assume that activity greatly decreased during the five years the show has been off, but I'd still argue that the site was run mainly, by at most, 50 kids.

>>89882783
Could he beat Superman...?

>>89907908
Id say there are a couple hundred unique posters at least. Regular contributors are probably a few dozen though. I'm sure there are some weird conversations buried in there.

>>89907923
Yes

Theme to Chris's life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWStaRmuXzY

>>89907959
Eh, potentially. I might try to delve down there if enough people are interested. It'd be a lot of work to archive, though.

>>89908074
Do it anon, and godspeed.

>>89908074
The definition of "The Lord's Work."

God speed, anon.

>>89908109
>>89908590
If this thread is still up by the time I finish my dark delve I'll report on it here.

>>89908643
We will stand watch and keep the hearth until you return from your quest.

>>89908671
Alrighty. I can't promise I'll return alive.

>>89908712
Thinking about it, the best thing to do to keep this thread alive is to just update what I can find slowly over time, bumping the thread and making sure I don't forget anything.

>The link I started with was the original one posted. It's a ship, ala well, any ship, that engages in shipping wars with the other ships.
>The scary thing about it isn't the comments, it's the dedication to cataloging all of the 'canon' moments of this ship, episode by episode. To put it into perspective, it's longer than the Encyclopedia Dramatica pages for Chris and Dobson combined, which is... a thing, I guess. This is big.
>Biggest contributor to that particular seems to be a person by the name of SlickNickShady, who... holy shit. So, he has a total of over 3000 edits to the iCarly wiki alone... and that's just the start. It isn't his favorite wiki, by far. His favorite wiki is the Rugrats one. I'm.. I'm gonna stay away from that one.
>He seems to be an avid fan of the 'Seddie' ship, to the point where his 'blog' is dedicated to how much better his ship is compared to 'Creddie', which is another ship, I guess. He suddenly stops posting on his blog, only 17 days after the tenth anniversary of 9/11. A coincidence? Almost certainly.
>From reading his blog, I develop a much better sense of the iCarly fandom, if you want to call it that. Apparently, the show has a lot of shipping, and unlike Korra, it doesn't just shoehorn them into the show. Nay, entire arcs are based around these character's love life and as such the wiki developed around these 12 year old's romances.
>I can assume that Nick left because his ship had won, and as such had no reason to stay, as that's what his profile seems to portray in his last couple of photos

That's my first field report, and not my last. I'll be going much, much deeper into this. Just do me a favor, guys. Try not to bug these people. They're not Chris, filled with hate. They're just... People.

>>89886621
the funny thing is that chris thinks having gender reassigment surgery makes him any less of a homo.

>>89881748
I forget. How exactly is Chris Sonichu's father? In Universe, wasn't Sonichu a normal Pikachu that got hit with some Sonic Chaos magic shit?

>>89910266
The funny think is him thinking any doctor would let him have one.

>>89910485
He created him, as in he is the artist, but he is also a character in his own comic. It's kind of meta.

>>89911031
>implying Chris's gender dysphoria is any less legitimate than that of other trans-women

>>89911075
I'm not sure if you're jokingly validating Chris' or saying that no dysphoria is real.

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>>89883704
>Zapdos still has that fucking face

The weird thing about Chris is realizing there's tons of people like him around. Tons of social misfits who make money off of social security disability with mental instabilities and personal troubles alike. And sometimes, I wonder if I'm not too far from becoming someone like Chris.

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>>89911075
That is true.

>>89911637
That is pretty much a requirement for these fancomics.

>>89908074
go joe.