Where Is Carmen Sandiego? Really where the fuck is she

Last spotted winning the power level threads over on /tg/.

Everywhere and nowhere. She's an omnipresent being from a higher dimension who pretends to steal things so she can teach kids geography.

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I always had hard crush on her

>>89870681
On a date with Waldo.

>>89871569

Well, "on" a date. Each is convinced the other stood them up.

>>89870681
she's loudly banging my mom

:(

Somewhere in San Diego.

Carmen X Ivy OTP

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>>89870681
The edutainment gig didn't pan out, so she ditched PBS and moved to the United Kingdom. Some sort of security job. A real step down if you ask me.

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>>89871625
I fucking love you, /co/.

>>89871821
At least the hormone therapy is going well. Or did she steal her new sex from someone else?

>>89871833
Go away you faggot

>>89871868
ALL THE FAGGOTRY