Why do girls not like him?

>>89862862
Furry girls do

He has LITERAL animal magnetism

Its too primal for human women

>>89862862
he comes on too strong, making him seem disingenuous
and he can't take no for an answer

>>89862862
Because that's the premise of the show. If he was treated like any other Chad, what would be the point?

>>89862862
He's just too darn pretty

>>89862862

Because he was a child friendly knock-off of leisure suit Larry.

>>89863024
Oooh, Bebeh!

>>89862862

All the women in his city are raging lesbians. If he moved he'd drown in pussy.

he doesn't have money

>>89862862
Literally no reason. Especially in the early and late seasons when he's not functionally retarded. He might not be marriage material, but there are a lot of girls out there who would love a one night stand with a buff and handsome guy. The joke originally was that he was unlucky in love.

>>89862862
He reeks of desperation. Women can smell the weakness and it repels them.

>>89863862
He doesn't seem desperate, if anything rejection doesn't even phase him.

Its more that he's kind of retarded socially.

Women can sense that he's secretly gay.

>>89863902
Not this one too. Who's next, Gaston?

>>89863902
Only if they go and make a PPG-tier reboot where they would do some nonsense like this in it.

He skipped leg day, he fucks animals, his only friends are a fag, a creepy old bartender and a little girl. He lives with his mum. He can't hold a job or doesn't bother to turn up to his life guard job, he has awful eyes and feels the need to cover them up all the time with shitty shades, he's bipolar, he either a dumb arse or a smart arse, he has bad luck and puts people around him in dangerous situations. He only owns one pair of jeans and shirt and I doubt he washes his clothes everyday, he can't fight for shit. He's got a stupid square head.

>>89863972
>manlet shrieking intensifies

>>89863972
Yeah! Stupid dummie square head! And he smells and has boogers.

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>>89862862
>Why do girls not like him?
What makes you think guys like him instead?
No, Samurai Jack doesn't count.

>>89863972
>He only owns one pair of jeans and shirt and I doubt he washes his clothes everyday,

He may have multiple identical shirts and jeans. And his mom definitely washes them.

>>89864001

>t.Square headed booger and cum eater

>>89863998

Oh yeah, forgot

Wiki article says he's 5ft9 LMFAO!

>>89862862
He skipped the leg day.

>>89864106
Isn't that the average height in America?

>>89864166
That'd be 5'10.

But at the time it was airing it might've been 5'9.

>>89862862

Tried watching this show a month ago, and it really isn't funny or raunchy as I imagined it was when I was a kid or what anons make it out to be.

Same thing with toally spies.

>>89864219
Totally Spies is for cock.

>>89864166
making him a 5/10

>>89864106
This explains the tall hair. But this also makes him into petite women since all of them were shorter than him aside from the amazons.

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>>89862862
Human girls have shit taste

>>89862862
If he wasn't so easy to beat up or thrown he would be drowning in pussy.
He needs to take up a real sport or learn to fight something useful that's not karate.

>>89864678
Its not like he loses real fights, like against that surfer punk at the beach who's girlfriend was using Johnny to make him Jealous? He had no chance against Bravo.

>>89862862
did anyone else used to think that Pops was suppose to be Johnny's dad?

Honestly as a kid I just thought his parents were divorced or something

>>89863972
All things no girl in the show knows before rejecting him

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>>89862862
He won't be able to survive the world we are living in

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>>89864844
I wanted to think that when I was a kid too, but I found it weird that Bunny never aknowledged him.
Also, was Carl supposed to be Pops' son or something?

Well at least he isn't a virgin, like most of /co/

>>89864883
I still can't comprehend the whole making the little powerpuff girls twerk thing, doesn't that go directly against their female empowerment bullshit? Wasn't that their entire excuse for axing the series strongest female character because she was an attractive woman that happened to work for a man?

>>89862862
He was an asshole to her

>>89862862
Did someone make a youtube video with about this or something? Because I'm seeing this type of thread pop up more and more recently.

>>89867017
What? Threads about JB?
Maybe people are just thinking about him since all the other shows are getting remakes or new seasons.

>>89867290
"Why did girls not like him," "Did he ever get laid" etc.

Just seems to be popping up much more frequently.

>>89867431
Is this a jojo reference?!

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>>89867800
Yes, it quite literally is

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He has the wrong pair of glasses.

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>>89867989
I could see Johnny managing to pilot one of those mechs.

They work on willpower and determination right?
Look at how Johnny perseveres no matter how many times he gets knocked back, just picks himself up and tries again.

He'd be humorous supporting cast rather than main character but he could do it

>>89867989
Died a virgin

>>89867431
That "/co/co" in the final panel really ruins the picture.

>>89868270
Anon you faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHeQlwu5M3w

OP confirmed for manlet who never speaks to females.

Girls fucking LOVE Johnny Bravo. He's a lampoon of the sad fucks they deal with all the time: the jock who thinks muscles are all he needs to attract the ladies, the assholes who are only interested in them because of their looks, the guy who thinks he's hot hit, but is actually a loser. JB is a satire on people who think they're chick magnets.

Plus, it's fucking funny.

>>89866934
Feminism is retarded. Something like twerking is seen as both objectifying and empowering.