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BRAZILIAN STORYTIME - Senta que lá vem história! 2017-02-12 03:48:49 Post No. 89851743
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BRAZILIAN STORYTIME - Senta que lá vem história!
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2017-02-12 03:48:49
Post No. 89851743
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Although we had many good and even more bad comics, Brazil is not known in the US for our comics, but I'll try to bring to /co/ a new Brazilian comic each month, in Brazilian portuguese.
Brazil can't into superheroes. This is a fact.
Yeah, Brazil usually produces kids comics (Monica's Gang, Disney comics) and humour comics, and currently we have some mature comics like the ones created by the Ba-Moon brothers, but we just can't create good cape comics as capes are something too american and something that doesn't fit the Brazilian reality and mindset.
Brazilian artists usually try, try REALLY hard to ape the american cape comic style, even with the forced patriotism, but fail miserably, falling on the cringe territory.
So I'll give /co/ an assumed parody, a webcomic that makes fun of capes, the failed attempts at creating BR heroes and the nonsense forced Brazilian patriotism. I mean, why the fuck someone would be a patriot in a complete shithole of a nation?
This is Fernando Torelly's "Os Reguladores"
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>>89851743
>This is Fernando Torelly's "Os Reguladores"
And you're Fernando Torelly, I assume.
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I'll try to give some insight on some subjects. This is Cachorro Vinagre, the "Vinegar Dog", known in the US as Bush Dog.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_dog
The character is a mix between Wolverine and Beast, with a military background.
Dr Eneas, here picturated as a the mad scientist and the nation president, is a popular Brazilian politician.
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>>89851743
>Brazil can't into superheroes
But what about all those Brazilian artists (Ivan Reis, Ed Benes, Rafael Albuquerque, etc) who work for the Big Two?
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>>89851813
We like cape comics, we just can't do our own.
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Moacyr Cintra is the spirit of a BR astronaut, "the first Brazilian to die in space"
Concreto Armado (Luizinho Oberbaum) is an psychopathic urban vigilante, and the heir to an construction conglomerate. He brutally kills and maims hobos.
His codename is a pun on reinforced concrete, as reinforced concrete is also known in Brazil as concreto armado, that could be translated as "armed concrete".
Pai Cipriano dos Eguns is a mystical spiritualist afro shaman, a parody of the cultural and religious mishmash that exists in Brazil, in the vein of . His name could be translated as "Papa Cipriano of the Evil Spirits", in the vein of voudou priests.
Bilica is an alien, the "space underage", who cames to earth in search of knowledge but only found crack. Kek.
The image below is a fake ad for Dynavision brand of videogames, actually ridiculous expensive NES clones manufactured in Brazil.
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The very popular "Crackland". The guy on the front is an easter egg. He's Rafael Ilha, member of a teen boyband who became a drug addict known for swallowing batteries to get out of the prison.
Below we have nationalist propaganda. Dr Enéas, the president on the Reguladores reality, is usually associated with nationalism.
>>89851956
It's from a friend. É de um amigo.
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Gurgel was a car manufactured and engineered in Brazil, although built over Wolksvagen Beetle tech.
>>89852039
I hope. Brazil is the world's cesspool.
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Entrante, something like "The Incoming", but also "he who enters something".
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The Entrante is obviously evil and Bilica knows it, but Pai Cipriano had a meeting with spirits who said that he's good and will bring the world to a new era.
This is a parody of the spiritism optimism taken to an extreme.
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The characters on the posters behind Bilica are from old Brazilian kids comics and shows.
>>89852165
With cesspool I was thinking of fossa, pra onde vai o esgoto, porque é o que o Brasil é. Esgoto é muito nobre para nossa gloriosa nação de macacos bárbaros.
But is my english that bad?
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Moacyr origin, he was actually killed by the Entrantes when one of them literally fucked a planet.
No one believed the poor crack addicted Bilica, but he believes him.
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"Chico Cuoco" is Francisco Cuoco, a Brazilian actor known for being hammy as fuck.
Moacyr proposes for them to become Mars pimps to save the Earth. And they'll use videos narrated by Cuoco to promote Mars to the Entrante.
BUT Bilica can't smoke crack during the plan!
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Bilica will need to infiltrate the Entrante's "welcoming party" (as Pai Cipriano convinced president Eneas that the Entrante is a good being) to play the video they produced, and he's doing that dressed as a cop.
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And then he, who's pretty nervous, meets and official. Who then offers him... CRACK.
This is Brazil, crack is our nation's dainty.
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But Bilica's needs crack to clean his body.
>>89852493
Why? You're not funny. Actually pretty pathetic.
Ok, you like Flash, you'll post Flash... and?
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They discover Bilica's plan.
>>89852546
You're the kind of guy who goes to the zoo and tries to cover the monkey's cage because you don't like monkeys?
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>>89852493
>>89852546
If you don't like the thread, or if you don't like the language, then hide and ignore. Don't shit it up for the rest of us.
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>>89852615
He think's he's funny. His humour is posting Flash and saying that he doesn't like the thread, because this is so funny and he's so cool.
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President Dr Eneas gives a pompous speak of how they shouldn't allow Bilica to ruin the Entrante's welcoming party and how he only tolerate's Bilica out of pity.
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But the video start, describing Mars, "sensually wandering through the aether", as a "petite celestial body with moons that can fit on your palm", where "with 1/3 gravity, everything rises easier" and that "if you like something big, there's no volcano bigger than the Mount Olympus".
"Do not waste your times with those STI-ridden worlds, come to Mars and unveils its secrets"
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"Mars waits for you spreading its tectonic plates"
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This is something understood by the entire universe.
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And there it goes...
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...but... will someone be harmed by Mars destruction?
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"I don't believe. Maris is completely deserted"
But here we have Doctor Manhuaçu, claiming he does have the biggest dick in the entire planet.
The end of the first story of the Reguladores.
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Reguladores page, with the amazing looking but still incomplete second story.
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The creator was inspired by the cringeworthy Brazilian cape comics but also by Ty Templeton's Hoverman.
Here's some of the Reguladores enemies, all from Latin America.
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Some characters that still haven't appeared, from the American superteam PATRIOT ACTION.
Denzel Washington Carver, aka P.O.W. and his imaginary friend M.I.A.
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>>89853713
Thomas Jefferson Poniatowski, the Flagpole
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>>89853756
DEFCON
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Celeste y Blaco, the argentinian leader of the South American group Fuerza Boluda.
He's D'kwan-JoneX, a superpowered annunaki born on PLANET X and sent to Earth to conquer the planet and the humans.
But his ship landed on the Rio Negro province, on Argentina, where he was found by Moritz and Maurizia, a kindly national socialist couple who raised him as their own son and named him Albino Weiss Bianchi.
He's the whitest superman.
>>89853814
Defcon name is Hideki Léon Matsunaga-Ramírez
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Moacy Cintra alive.
He's black and gay, a parody of the current SJW trend.
The creator, my friend, put the series on hold, but he says he'll be back to it this year.
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Boy do Ceará and his son, galeguim.
A parody of Brazilian cuckold culture. Yep, this really does exists. Cuckoldry is popular mainly on the northeast region of Brazil.
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>>89854062
Wait, so people joke about Argentina's >whiteness in real life, too?
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Reguladores begginings in the 90's, with Dona Baratinha (Dame Roach, a folk character), Dr Manhuaçu, Pai Cipriano and Cachorro Vinagre
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Reguladores Kids, a parody of the "baby" characters trend.
The old Brazilian injun is Vovô Índio, something like "Injun Grandpa", a folk Santa Claus-type character created by crazy nationalists who believe Santa Claus is a bad foreign influence who taints the nation's values.
True story, this was not Torelly's creation.
>>89854303
Of course.
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President Eneas and his genetically engineered Tyrannossaur.
The Brazilian politician Eneas really believed that Brazil, fuckin Brazil, could be the world's greatest civilization ever in every single aspect, like culture, education and mainly SCIENCE, and this, along with his passionate delirous speaking and somewhat ludicrous gesturing, made sure that he was mainly regarded as a complete joke, until recently, when with the failure of the current left-wing Brazilian government and the failure of every single Brazilian government after the 50's, people got desperate for something new and started believing Eneas would have been a good president. But Eneas was kill just was he was finally elected as a congressmen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efAgr7LKNO0
He was actually a pretty inteligent man and had some good ideas, but Brazilians don't really care about this, they even made fun of his good ideas, they actually just want something different, as everything always fails in Brazil.
Brazilians are always waiting and begging for someone to save them from the current government and corrupt politicians.
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Mãe Gentil (Gentle Mother), the female Regulador (Reguladora).
The source of her powers is a roman Penates coin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Di_Penates
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>>89851767
No.
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>>89854062
fuck, the writer is a channer, we are fucked
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>>89856693
No, he isn't. He doesn't like 4chan and can't understand english well.
The
>Argentina
>white
joke is universal.
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Bump. Is my english that bad, my american friends?
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Translate the scans next time OP, mas valeu!
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>>89852104
Is he sucking dick for crack money?
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>>89863529
Yes.
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>>89860611
I would, but some things would be too nonsense, so I gave up.
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>Brazilians can't into comics
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Maybe there's a reason for that
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>>89869232
>>89869256
Because all of these are from and officially licensed Mega Man comic.
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