HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND

>>89829384
Congratz! Now you will never be lonely again.

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CURSE YOU MONKEY'S PAW

>>89829384

ANON NO! IT'S DANGEROUS!

>>89829384
I wish my dead son would come back to me. He was mangled in a horrible accid.. Brb, someone's at the door.

>>89829384
one of the fingers should be down after the music meister

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>>89829384
I wish OP never made this thread.

>>89829464
>implying it doesn't look rad as fuck

>>89829384
I wish Homestuck had never been written.

If this ends with the world being bathed in fire retroactively, then that's cool.

I want a turkey sandwich on rye bread with mustard. And AND, I don't want any zombie turkeys. I don't want to turn into a turkey myself. And I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

>>89829384
I wish the Simpsons keeps airing new shows forever.

>>89829574
The paw isn't gonna budge, man. That was gonna happen anyways.

I wish...I wish my life could get much better and I can go forward and get rid of the things I want to get rid of so they wont hold me back! I also wish my family and actual friends will be safe!

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

>>89829557
The turkey's a little dry.

>>89829557
>And I don't want any other weird surprises.

So the Monkey Paw will give you a surprise...that isn't weird.

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>>89829545
you've erased everything remotely entertaining about Homestuck and spawned an even bigger and more obnoxious MSPA series in its wake. The fans are aggressive in their autism and go door to door annoying people like they're Sperg versions of Jehovah's Witnesses. They bang on your door every day and spout memes at you.

You can hear them doing it even if you pretend you're not home. It goes on for an hour every day.

The Odd Gentlemen literally robbed you at gunpoint in connection with the live action movie the series is spawning this weekend.

Also Harrison Ford also died in 2016.

>>89829625
>>89829638
OH FOUL ACCURSED THING! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE?

>>89829640
That's ok. I just won't read it and make sure I exercise my property rights with a shotgun on the deck. I'm out in the boonies anyways. If the Odd Gentlemen want my $5 in the pocket, sure, whatever. Nerds.

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>>89829384

>>89829537
it looks precisely the same as the original, except something feels amiss.

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>>89829724

>>89829728
it looks smoother/cleaner, no doubt

>>89829545
without homestuck, the tumblr crowd never unites around a giant thing and then infests everywhere else, meaning no backlash against them, meaning no president trump

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>>89829744

>>89829384
I wish the Hunchback of Notre Dame cast recording sounded as good as the bootleg soundtrack

and also that they didn't do that horrendous reorchestration of Court of Miracles

>>89829384
DCEU never exists

WB still makes a Superman movie in 2013 to keep the rights but it's not by Goyer and/or Snyder

Make the timeline worse, come at me

>>89829784
Uwe Boll

>>89829797
an objectively bad Superman movie is still a net positive

>>89829784
The movie is good! in fact, it's so good that no one ever dares make a superhero movie again because the bar is far too high.

>>89829824
>an objectively bad Superman movie
but we already have that

>>89829728
>except something feels amiss
It's you. You got old and now you can't enjoy anything anymore.

>>89829784
Josh Trank wants to make a sequel to Chronicle, but the script gets molded into something superman related. Instead of an origin story, the movie adapts Reign of the Supermen, complete with different characters adopting superman-related abilities, and the destruction of Coast City

>>89829834
I mean one that even retarded faggots can tell is bad and won't dare defend.

I wish for an attractive mentally and physically healthy funny intelligent blonde haired blue eyed australian human female girlfriend who loves me but still has agency of her own. Literally what could possibly go wrong here?

>>89829845
You develop a cuckolding fetish.

But she loves you too much to indulge you in it.

>>89829845
>Australian
Does the paw even have to do anything here?

>>89829842
we had those in the 80s

>>89829845
>Australian
you already did the paws work for it

>>89829797
>>89829841
Either would just be a temporary setback like Superman Returns underperforming. MOS was mediocre at best and if it's worse than mediocre it won't make WB double down on the cinematic universe thing.

Plus Trankerman looks too far out and audiences would just see it as an weird experiment instead of a cinematic universe attempt.

>>89829874
and they killed superhero movies for 20 years. Superhero movies still recovered.

I don't think you understand. I'm saying a terrible movie would at least grant the chance of more good Superman movies in the future because WB would have to abandon ship on the DCEU.

>>89829845
she loves you, but life keeps getting in the way and you can never truly be together

>>89829845
she's a lesbian and loves you as a brother. she's only dating you to keep her parents happy. every night she goes out and bangs random club sluts

>>89829860
Anon wouldn't deserve such a girlfriend

>>89829898
if by 20 years you mean 2

>>89829913
Threesomes.

>>89829920
>90s Batman movies
>counting

>>89829937
why wouldnt they

>>89829937
Superman IV came out in 1987, BurtonBat came out in 1989

and before you say Batman and Robin killed superhero movies, it came out in 1997 and X-Men came out in 2000

>>89829841
>>89829891

Oh sorry I missed "instead of an origin story," Wouldn't be too far out then. But still not cinematic universe material, unless they're all found footage.

>>89829931
nope

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>>89829860
>>89829869
>>89829882
HAHA I CANT LOSE BITCHE-
>>89829903
>>89829903
>>89829913
>

>>89829845

You get your girlfriend Anon, and she loves you, but her agency weighs her down and takes up all her time. Soon the job starts to get to her, and you think perhaps she is becoming ill, but she springs back up and you think things are fine again. Eventually her job takes up all her time. You barely see her....but she loves you so much she decides to get a different and better job so you can be together. Everything's fine again...until her obsessive ex-boss shows up and murderers her on New Years Eve.

Your girlfriend is dead. Happy 2018.

I just want a sandwich.

>>89829967
>DC found footage film
>Day in the life of Lexcorp and Daily Planet employees

>>89829898
>killed superhero movies
Superhero movies weren't really a huge genre that could be killed until X-men rolled up in 2000 and kicked off that era of cape movies, which in turn lead up to the dawn of the MCU

the only superhero movies for those 20 years between Superman and X-men were the Superman movies in the 80s and the Batman movies in the 90s

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>>89830022

>>89829841
Sounds pretty hype honestly

One drawback is it could be the civilians over Transformers issue times 100

>>89830000
>implying I wouldnt chimp the fuck out and save her
lesbians and time management are my only true archnemeses anon

I wish for this wish to not come true.

>>89830100
It doesn't.

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I wish for /a/, /v/ and /co/ to merge into one board.

>>89830131
They do.

Also you develop a superpower where the ensuing shitstorm posts all appear in your head immediately.

All of them.

Forever.

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I wish for /co/ to be able to discuss Korean comics and cartoons.

>>89830131
What happens when you use a monkey paw to wish for a bad thing

>>89830188
Worse things for the wish-maker.

>>89829591
smelly monkey follows me out of /a/.

>>89829845
Hit by a bus after she kisses you goodbye at your first date.

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I wish for you to throw that net.

>>89830097

The monkey paw wills it.
You can't change the fate from a monkey paw.

>>89829838
>perhaps it's got to do with the essence of the show being slightly different from the original without being necessarily something bad?
>'n-no, it's just him for thinking of ever thinking of criticizing this soon-to-be masterpiece!'

>>89830058
Loool. Haha. Krystal cant enjoy sammich!

>>89829384
I WISH FOR A HARLEY QUINN SERIES BY THOSE PEOPLE THAT DID THE POWER GIRL ONE!

>>89829384
KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BAD THING IT CAUSES

KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS KILL BENDIS

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>>89830131
It's called a LOL thread, you can find them on /v/ every now and then

>>89829384
I wish Zack Snyder willingly stopped directing DC movies, but stayed strictly on cinematography.

>>89829384
lel

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>>89829384
>I want Fantastic Four back
>Bendis would probably be announced as the writer.

>>89833057
He did say he wanted to write every major character at Marvel.

>>89831043
At least wait for the first episode.

>>89829557
The meat of the sandwich is just a turkey head

>>89829384
Its already tapped out. Someone made a handful of wishes about Marvel