JSA Storytime: Wildcats 3.0

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>>89821191
also it's opera night, we bel canto now

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>>89821254
this means bets will be taken on the tenor, who has a written note that can only be described as 'ungodly'

Hello OP.

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DC added more Jones issues.

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>>89821330
HI ANON

>>89821290
Is this how you make your money, OP? Underground opera betting circles?

>>89821351
Boring Cold Friday and that it. You

a few advance solicits http://www.newsarama.com/33122-dc-comics-may-2017-solicitations-preview.html

I can only imagine how dull that Wondy annual will be

>>89821191
>this cover
You were not kidding about the Kot/Casey parallels.

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>>89821369
if only

>>89821376
got some gardening done, fucking finally

>>89821406
Once I realized it, it explained a lot of my knee-jerk reactions to both of them, lol

>>89821191
Hello, Storyteller.

Do you think it's at all possible to fight effectively in a pencil skirt? Asking because costume design can be a bit of a bastard at times.

>>89821420
>got some gardening done, fucking finally
Cool

>>89821391
Evely's art is really gorgeous, but I actually found the last issue bad from the perspective of like "this is what you have to set-up and do in this issue and you had all this possible time for it already?"

Turns out that Tom Scioli's new project is a webcomic, looks like he's still working on Super Powers too

WONDER WOMAN #23
Written by GREG RUCKA • Art and cover by LIAM SHARP • Variant cover by JENNY FRISON
“The Truth” part five! The conclusion to Diana’s search for the truth takes her on a journey into darkness. But the price of understanding may be one sacrifice too many for Wonder Woman…
On sale MAY 24 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
WONDER WOMAN ANNUAL #1
Written by GREG RUCKA and others—Art by NICOLA SCOTT, LIAM SHARP and others—Cover by NICOLA SCOTT
Includes a code for a free digital download of this issue.
The world of the Amazing Amazon expands in a collection of short stories that take Wonder Woman around the globe! In the days after “Year One,” Diana comes face-to-face with Superman and Batman for the first time, as illustrated by “Year One” artist Nicola Scott…and years later, Liam Sharp brings you the story of how their friendship has evolved!
On sale MAY 31 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T

http://www.newsarama.com/33122-dc-comics-may-2017-solicitations-preview.html

Few Solicitations

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>>89821441
very hard, those things are fuckers

>>89821420
Kot is younger and therefore marginally more forgivable, right?

>>89821254
Speaking of opera, who else is looking forward to Nier: Automata?

>>89821474
At least they are adding that digital code to make up for the $2 price increase

>>89821474
>>89821391
>Hal and Barry
thank you DC

>>89821465
Sick. Terminator thumbs up.gif

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>>89821475
so I see Nick Spencer is being his congenial self again about DC, lol

>>89821527
Annuals are always 4.99

>THE WILD STORM #4
Written by WARREN ELLIS • Art and cover by JON DAVIS-HUNT • Variant cover by JASON HOWARD—Variant cover by JIM LEE and SCOTT WILLIAMS
There’s a covert action team out in the wild, and I.O. has proof of it for the first time. This changes everything. The woman who tipped the first domino in this cascade of secrets and lies is on the run. And the other great power of the hidden world is on the scene. Henry Bendix is noticing things from on high, and that doesn’t bode well for I.O., Angela Spica or the planet. The storm is building.

>>89821515
I realised a few weeks ago this is actually going to be a Good Year for Games for me. Have to pick up Nioh, For Honor, Nier:Automata and Valkyria in the next few months.

>>89821515
>looking forward to Nier: Automata?

Too much vidya coming out soon. I still need to finish FFXV

>>89821542
Finally The Flash into his most incredible mission yet: a siege on the 25th century stronghold of Eobard Thawne!

>>89821578
DC has done literally nothing for this

I keep forgetting it even exists and I think the first issue is out this month?

>>89821552

That latest meltdown even got some recognition on reddit

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>>89821508
Tough call. Casey is all "jaded elder who likes to sneer at kids these days", Kot is all "I am going to change the world with my woke comics", they both have their heads up their asses

>>89821608
it's had four-page promos in the backs of books

>>89821608
Every issue for the past two weeks has had WildStorm art and an interview in the back

>>89821475
Yeah, I figured. Elastic straps on the sides, perhaps.

>>89821552
Even Simone was rolling her eyes at him

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>>89821615
Simone and Zirch both smacked him for it

>>89821660
Go for a cheongsam instead IMO.

>>89821441
Not if she's a physical fighter.
Maybe if she's a psychic, who moves through levitation?

>>89821668
Everyone rolls their eyes at him. He's a fucking tit.

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>>89821552
I did appreciate this one, you know? He's SO close to seeing it.

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>>89821676
so Secret Empire is how many fucking issues?

and yet I do think it'll probably be better than the past few Marvel Events, you know?

>>89821722
Even the Outhousers made fun of Spencer's twitter. They call him a full time political commentator who writes comics on the side

>>89821771
#0-9

And half way through they'll say there's just soooooo much in #9 that they'll split it into 2 issues

>>89821753
For years he says. Didn't he only have a few one shots, and a short run on THUNDER AGENTS?

>>89821771
I was vaguely interested but Spencer is giving me event fatigue before we've even started.

>>89821753
>>89821771
God, if each issue is $4.99, there's no way in hell I'll be buying it

>>89821753
Good thing he's at a company with a spotless record like Marvel

>>89821753
>he goes on a tirade right before it's announced he's writing marvel's next big event

I bet he thinks he's hot shit and that DC should regret not giving him every book he wanted lol

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>>89821771
huh the title page goes here?

>>89821813
the thing I saw someone post that made me think was: their thing was all "I thought this would be short and it's a super slow burn and I just want to see how Steve gets fixed", and I find the interest totally opposite

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>>89821856
I read a few scattered issues of the Sam book and can't find myself GAF, but Steve being evil is unpredictable

and you know I'm there for Helmut

>>89821593
It's like Revengeance if you replaced Raiden with a cute robot girl. Please let this be good.

>>89821690
>>89821707
Hm. I guess I could just have her switch outfits. There's a tech thing in the setting that gives you a personal pocket dimension. When in doubt about character design, cheat!

>>89821803
Two Relaunch

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/T.H.U.N.D.E.R._Agents_Vol_3
10 issues

http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/T.H.U.N.D.E.R._Agents_Vol_4 and 6 issues

>>89821918
The Stemo fanfiction is always a highlight. Dat boarding school AU.

It's sort of hilarious that Nick Spencer has pissed off everyone on every side with his Cap books. The Captain Falcon one is pretty meandering - I like some of the beats, wish it tapped different characters, think it'd probably benefit from a different writer (if just for the separation).

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>>89821845
I don't not believe him that Editorial was mean to him, but 1) that's known to happen in comics 2) overcompensation is such a thing

A Marvel back to basics retrenchment would clearly hit him personally where it counts, and what he's staked his position on.

>>89821981
Agree, it's fucking funny to see all the different angles of mad

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>>89821998
how many issues did this one go?

>>89821515
Of course I'm looking forward to a Platinum game.

>>89822023
Quick! Which hot comics property do Platinum most need to make a game for?

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>>89822022

>>89821998
>A Marvel back to basics retrenchment would clearly hit him personally where it counts, and what he's staked his position on
I almost want it to happen just to see how he defends it

>>89822022

12

I do at least like how Spencer builds without overwriting.

Speaking of which how about that New Super-Man?

>>89822046
>Quick! Which hot comics property do Platinum most need to make a game for?
Flash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGs1QcUWsg

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>>89822062
Oh absolutely. "When Marvel does this, it's the best thing! Great decision!"

>>89822108
hnnng

>>89822046
Iron Fist.

>>89822046
Iron Fist, maybe?

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>>89821803
He's more bitter that his Supergirl run was being shortened because DC was deciding to do Flashpoint and the New 52 relaunch. That caused him to walk off and claim he was mistreated. He wasn't singled out in that situation since it was line-wide and he makes himself out to be far too much of a victim.

And frankly, his Marvel work has been mostly subpar. Without hyperbole, his Ultimate X-Men was one of the worst books I ever read. He doesn't get nearly enough shit for it.

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>>89822176
when does the latest Marvel Netflix Dour Hallway Punchup come out?

>>89822134
>"When Marvel does this, it's the best thing! Great decision!"
Nah, I think he'll talk about how it's just for sales and it's a shame, but with wording that's the safest for his job.

>>89822223
No, he'll point out minute differences between Rebirth and whatever Marvel is doing and clarify that obviously Marvel handled it much better without taking such a conservative approach (i.e. Kamala will still be around so they aren't JUST pandering to nostalgia!)

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>>89822205

>>89822223
>Spencer ends up as white house press secretary in freak twist of fate

>>89822205
St. Patty's Day

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>>89822265
cropanons, are you here

>>89822059
>pink hummer
It's weird how tough chicks are usually written devoid of typical feminine traits.

I'd say I like C.C already, but me liking a bad girl is like saying the sky is blue.

>>89822141
>>89822175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct9fs3ULVIo

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>>89821508
hopefully, I want him to do more big 2

>>89822205
March 17th

>>89822223
Nah, he'll try into spin it in marvel's favor
Like point out little bitty differences and say that's why marvel is better

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>>89822341
this is such a Joe Casey page, I'm busting up

(he has a very obvious kink for Secret Service type dudes)

>>89822134
It's an odd trophy, but Wildstorm's juvenile computer geniuses are probably the worst in comics.

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>>89822392
nothing has come close to Tom Taylor's Jimmy Olsen

god I hated that little shitbag, and Wilson made him WORSE

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>>89822436

>>89822327
People keep mentioning that comparison, I'm gonna have to drag out my PS2, aren't I?

>>89822473
You haven't played it? It's pretty damned good, but pretty hard too. It's one of those games that rewards skill because if you're good at it, you're going to have a blast.

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>>89822463
are those douchebag shades, y/n

>>89822108
That was one of the best single issues i've read this year

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>>89822566

>>89822590
I'm really impressed by how it started out as on the face of just a well executed conventional superteen book and quickly ramped up to really develop as a concept but also in what it was pulling from elsewhere. NSM, Deathstroke and Shade are my must-haves from DC right now.

>>89822566
Those are too dorky to be douchebag shades.

>>89822108
That was the greatest final page I have ever seen.

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>>89822634
we've ALL been here

>>89822566
It's a Joe Casey book. All shades are douchebag shades.

>>89822635
Oh yeah, speaking of Shade, I finally got around to reading a bit of Milligan's run, and man does it contain a boatload of information that completely explains Loma's situation. After JSA is done, I might post a picture or two

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>>89822635
I'm a sucker for a book that manages to do a compelling narrative and more high-concept work all together.

>>89822508
I haven't played even half of the games I own, mostly because I'm the kind of nutter who doesn't move on until I 100% a game (or as close to it as I get before smashing something).
The fact that I also like RPGs means it takes a while for me to finish a game.

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>>89822714
...seriously

>>89822702
Yeah. I'm interested in how much of the stuff in Milligan's book is going to get pulled into this one. I'm a big fan of the original Shade book. Apart from anything else the characters are just so enjoyable to watch bounce off each other.

I've been sick and haven't read any comics but anyway hey thread

>>89821254
CC Rendoza and Mister Wax the best.

>>89822763
MOM'S

>>89822763
more offended by that fucking font

I wrote my first ever school essay in that font

>>89822727
I understand. I want to chip away more at Yakuza, but I end up playing Civ 6 or Stardew Valley for hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhgUCLoGnXQ

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>>89822791
Hi anon

comics are fun

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>>89822840

>>89822727
I can't do RPGs, turn based combat is the worst. I have to LET the enemy hit me? Fuck that. I like Super Mario RPG because of timed hits, I'm not forced to take a hit up the ass. Hell, even in Parasite Eve you can still dodge.

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>>89822866
Hah!

>>89822875
Loved Parasite Eve. Barely know anyone else who played it.

For me (different anon) squad-based turn-based things are my jam, not enough of that going around. Jagged Alliance, X-Com, good stuff.

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>>89822901
is this /d/?

>>89822924
I lost all interest in Fire Emblem:Fates in the middle of it and I'm not sure why.

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>>89822934
I like RPGs that don't involve reflexes and shit

fuck the FFX minigames and not in the fun way

why does Joe Casey like annoying little tech shits so much?

>>89822934
Eveything is someone's/d/.

>>89822934
It's not /d/ until he sucks.

>>89822968
The newer FE games haven't interested me as much. Fates is better than Awakening though.

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>>89822981
yeah, but generally speaking, is it /d/ once we get /k/-related content in a kinky manner?

oh joe casey

>>89822968
Because the Super Famicom and GBA games were better tee bee aych

>>89822973
>why does Joe Casey like annoying little tech shits so much?
I'll never understand how people can like Tim Drake but hate Harper Row who's like the exact same crap.

>>89822973
>fuck the FFX minigames and not in the fun way

Fuck chocobo racing, fuck chocobo training, fuck Blitzball, AND FUCK THE THUNDER PLAINS WITH A RUSTED BLITZBALL!

>>89822901
>>89822934
Wax, you douche.

Surname wouldn't happen to be Lord would it?

>>89823023
This scene was unexpected.

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>>89823083
You can reasonably expect this to pop up in any not for the kiddies book he writes

>>89823061
don't forget to fuck the butterflies

>>89822108
always nice when the hypercrisis catches us off guard

>>89823061
Blitzball was great though.

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>>89823116
Also this kind of 'exaggerated whitebread middle-class Americana hiding something horrible underneath it' is very much a trope he likes.

Not as much panache as Graymiotti's Gonzo the Mechanical Bastard, which is an amazing character name/concept/etc.

>>89823173
Don't

>>89823023
I wonder how many married couples actually do this. Yeah, obviously you gotta keep things interesting after several years, but in fiction it's always bondage stuff.

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>>89823173
no

no no no no no NO

>>89823174
>exaggerated whitebread middle-class Americana hiding something horrible underneath it
That has to be one of the most tired clichés in the book.

>>89823058
I think we both know the reason why people don't like Harper that much

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>>89823207
Don't disagree!

>>89823182
>>89823204
It was super great. I mean the actual game was pretty trash as FFs go, why wasn't the whole thing just a weird Blitzball league RPG? Would've been sick.

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>>89823244
Anon, you are dead to me

>>89821191
Hello OP. Have you enjoyed your week away shopping at Nordstroms?

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>>89823191
>I wonder how many married couples actually do this. Yeah, obviously you gotta keep things interesting after several years, but in fiction it's always bondage stuff.
Agreed

>>89823240
>Grifter painted his gas mask
That's so cute!

>>89823191
It's a kink like any other senpai, and it feels like a pretty widespread one? We had someone ITT talk about how you get started with a few spreader bars, and soon you're installing a St. Andrew's cross in the basement and inviting your neighbors round.

I've got some bias here admittedly.

>>89823244
Hey, I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't love a good fantasy sports JRPG, but not Blitzball.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-jKZsMCTQ

>>89821191
>>89821191
Would a Ladytron Debit/Credit card not be likely to cause the card reader to glitch out into a mess of profanity, though?

>>89823280
Is the Blitzball in X-2 as good?

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>>89823283
Hah! They do have great customer service, but too pricey for me, I'm a cheapskate/thrifter, you know?

>>89823329
Jake's sex dungeon was the best

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>>89823360
I remember very little of X-2 and have not replayed.

Yet.

>>89821420
>got some gardening done, fucking finally

Haha. Gardening in February.
HA!
There's gonna be three feet of snow until April!

>>89823435
80 degrees today

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>>89823435
I live in Texas, it was 70 and sunny today, lol

>>89823446
>80 degrees today
Lucky

>>89823446
>>89823449
-30 C, before windchill.

>>89823285
Cute, but I refuse to accept the idea of Peter Parker being a dom.

>>89823244
>>89823339
Blitzball should've controlled like Zone of the Enders, then it might've been less shit. Seriously, how are you locked on a two-dimensional grid underwater?

>>89823339
More and more I listen to the Bombcast just for the how weird the emails can get

> The Australia Saga

>>89823424
I never played it which is weird because 1) outfit switches for powers is right up my street 2) wow more Blitzball, who could pass it up?

>>89823478
>Zone of the Enders
You all have great taste in games, which is coincidentally just like mine.

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>>89823471
D:

D: D: D: D: D: D:

>>89823495
Years after I stopped really caring about gaming, I still listen to Bombcast clips on every lunchbreak. Just years worth of solid gold.

>>89823446
>>89823449
I'm not ready for Winter to end. Mostly because it was only cold for like 3 weeks total the whole season here

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>>89823530
I've been that cold before but I didn't like it and don't handle it well :(

>Carol and Hal couple pack in the shitty DC mobile game

cute

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>>89823554
I think I cut myself on the EDGE

>>89823530
I wonder what happened to Travis Charest

>>89823533
When they hired Dan I didn't know what to except, I've loved that man ever since the egg white story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZveytjmGWT8

>>89823582
Aww, that is cute

put them back together Venditti you fucker

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>>89823586

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>>89823554

>>89823502
ZOE is the shit. Ada is best girl.

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>>89823620
so /k/, what is bondage voyeur dude here packing?

>>89823586
The original Hit-Girl!

>>89823530
It's okay, I work inside, in a building that's heated poorly and requires 24 hour space heater use.

>>89823647
That looks like a revolver with a pistol on it

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>>89823659
I still own all this winter clothing I barely get to wear any more. I miss being able to rock the hats.

I want a pussyhat, too.

look at that fucking bar phone, lol

>>89823695
Truly cutting edge technology! Halo, always ahead of everyone else!

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>>89823719

>>89822132
Just a Flash game period would be nice.

Hell, half the time I was playing through the Arkham games I was thinking "this fight system would probably work just as well or better in a Flash game"

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>>89823741
>page does not exist

>>89823435
>>89823446
>>89823449
I was snowed in! I just watched Diamond is Unbreakable with a buddy instead of storytiming because I left the comics at home.

>>89823756
>"this fight system would probably work just as well or better in a Flash game"

Batman fights with Spider-Sense in those games

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>>89823768
what's out this week

coincidentally, we are off tomorrow night, and then we are on for a bunch of days

>>89822287
Wait, really?

Shit, the rap soundtrack had better have some House of Pain then.

>>89823647
>>89823686
I screwed up, the quote was "Revolver with a handgun"
This thread is fantastic:
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/32846453/

>>89823756
Weird, I was thinking of a Flash game when using the Super Sprint in Saints Row IV.

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>>89823843
This isn't a nice Wesker at all

>>89823756
I cannot comprehend how WB STILL has not leveraged the popularity of Arkham to do games based on all of DC's other properties. In fact, games based on comics are still a rarity. It makes no sense.

The 90's gave us nothing but shitty beat-em-ups and there have somehow only been two Batman adventure games in history before the new Telltale game. Even the one Flash game on GBA is a fucking beat-em-up. You have these characters with unbelievable fantastic powers and you just have them walking around punching gangbangers and robots.

>>89823647
FUCK YEAR AGENT ORANGE

>>89823843
Cave Carson and Mother Panic are coming out, although MP might have been delayed again. Superman Reborn starts

>>89823899
LoSH VN when

>>89823867
There is no nice Wesker.

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>>89822302
I got you, boss.

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>>89823926
don't you have a boulder to punch

>>89823843
Final issue of Night's Dominion's first arc, which is my cue for my last creator-owned storytime before my actual storytime comes back.

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>>89822302
Also this is a less obvious but still usable one.

>>89823911
That is still a really weird idea.

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>>89823942

>>89823971
It's a GREAT idea. Get that shit on Steam.

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>>89823968
Spartan would be a good but scary mod

OP I can't send you whiskey because the shipping from online sellers is exorbitant and FedEx/UPS won't send it unless you're a brewery. I can buy some cheap wine and send that without any legal troubles, so would that be okay?

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>>89824024
Anon, the fact that you researched sending whiskey is a gift in and of itself <3

>>89823936
Pfft. We're calling her 'boss' now?

>>89822634
Hadrian sounds like he's gonna enrobot this guy.

>>89823971
I need to simulate holding hands with Tinya

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>>89824042
(I can go buy plonk at HEB, I'd hate to waste anyone's money paying shipping on it)

Oh no, that poor InjusticeAnon who has been manually storytiminng everything is going to do Bombshells next. Let's hope those threads don't get brigaded too hard

>>89824093
RIP

>>89824093
>poor

>>89824075
>plonk
You have a weird vocab sometimes OP.

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>>89824093
?

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>>89824140
it's both booze and the sound of shoving someone into a killfile, what's not to like?

>>89824144
Marguerite Bennett writes it, she of the "UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL" panel

>>89824093
You'd think our perpetually perturbed friends from /v/ would like Bombshells because it's 1) casual-friendly like Injustice and 2) full of sexy pinup models but they're likely going to shitpost without even reading.

>>89824177
I just mean where you picked it up. I don't think of that as a US term.

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>>89824193
Well, yeah. And her approach to historical issues in it is kind of eyerolling, but it's probably not SoP stuff.

>>89824194
NGL Barda with Dr Light triggers me harder than dead pregnant Lois Lane.

>>89824194
'member when they created Vivian James just to prove they totally don't hate women, you guys.

>>89822924
>Loved Parasite Eve. Barely know anyone else who played it.

I think I gave up when I got to disc 2 and realized I didn't have enough ammo to beat the game.

>>89824216
It's weird when you do the modern-but-not thing but then still have the values of the time. People definitely like the Harvey & Ivy in it though.

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>>89824210
Unsure, except that it has also always been the sound of someone going in the killfile.

>>89822934
No, but the gun up the guy's ass on last week's episode of Chicago Med was!

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>>89824290

>>89824251
>Barda with Dr Light triggers me
why didn't they just gender swap Scott???

>dead pregnant Lois Lane
The only reason this bothered me is because Taylor felt bad about it and we got stupid fucking RoboLois

>>89824193
At the risk of starting shit (as if I care) why do people get so angry about that line?

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>>89824310
O___o

>>89824360
yeah, he took all his overcompensation out on E2

SPEAKING OF E2 is it finally fucking dead yet

also, one more Foolkiller

>>89824366
Outrage culture. Personally, it doesn't piss me off, just annoy me, since it's obviously a post-ironic joke but it doesn't really make sense and it's not funny. It's also way too specific to be universally amusing (she's making fun of Bill Willingham).

>>89824360
>why didn't they just gender swap Scott???

because that would have made sense

>>89824402
I think only like one more issue.

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>>89824366
It didn't make me mad but it made me kind of roll my eyes because I felt the fourth-wall breaking of the book was cheap and largely unearned

>>89824366
Angela was a really messy book.

>>89824366
I have no horse in this fight but I think it's split between: People upset at the bad writing of it (not realizing that Bhor is not really saying that), and of course, the Esjayws

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>>89824441

>>89823446
>80 today
>60 yesterday
>60 tomorrow
>next week 50
standard weather in texas

>>89824402
>SPEAKING OF E2 is it finally fucking dead yet
one more issue, I think?

at least Worst Dick might be dead

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>>89824496
I think we're gonna read at least one more after this because I think there's another intermission

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>>89824528
kill it all

who is this one asshole in the audience who had to shout through the entire ending of the aria, goddamn

>>89823554
When Vancouver had the Olympics, they did a torch relay stop in town, and I forgot my gloves going to it.

It was like 35 below, and I was there for like 2 hours. It wasn't super fun for my hands.

>>89824581
KILL HIM OP
KILL THEM ALL

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>>89824581
horns get a free pass

>>89824581
>hecklers in opera
That's a thing? Why is that a thing?

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>>89824641
it's not a heckler in this case, it's the one motherfucker who can't wait for the end to shout 'brava'

>>89824042
>researched
I actually bought the stupid thing and found out when I tried to ship it. Now I'm stuck with it because I don't drink and the only person I know who might have been interested is a reformed alcoholic. Also you didn't say no

>>89821845
>I bet he thinks he's hot shit and that DC should regret not giving him every book he wanted lol
If the Marvel Rebirth rumors are true, I'd say the opposite. He's been railing on about Rebirth's bread and butter approach and he likely feels threatened that Marvel is doing the same and likely minimizing him after this event. Especially with his Cap and Falcon books not doing so hot, he's probably feeling a lot of loss of control and lashing out. The election didn't do much to help with his tirades either, but that's another subject.

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>>89824665
>>89824675
...oh shit, I'm sorry

Ummm. Hmmm.

>>89823801
True, but the way time slows down to let him bounce around 30 different enemies before they can actually react feels like super speed.

>>89824675
I feel like either way you're giving whisky to a reformed alcoholic m8

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>>89824710

>>89824632
>Sho 'nuff!
Okay, no. Shut the fuck up, you piss rippingly annoying wigger piece of shit.

>>89824024
>>89824042
It's because we to handle it REALLY carefully, you know? I mean, some people do it (I packed up two boxes of wine once), but it's still delicate.

>>89824714
OP isn't "reformed", unless she's "reforming" into an owl.

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>>89824745

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>>89824752
hoot hoot

>>89824745
lol

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>>89824822

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>>89824857
this is a good aria, too

>>89824745
>piss rippingly
What?

>>89824402
>O___o

I think medical shows struggle to come up with novel medical emergencies.
Only watched because it was on after Powerless, which needs to improve soon or get dropped.

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>>89824883
chibi Ladytron is so great

>>89824887
Famous Oxford don, writes about cultural appropriation in post-imperial societies.

>>89824915
That first panel looks suspiciously traced.

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>>89824913
having a relative with lupus, well, you know...

>>89824932
LOL

>>89821856
Makes me think of Cowboy Bebop

>>89824193
Oh yeah, Batwoman and Wild Storm are also starting next week. I'm not looking forward to the shitposting in the former

>>89824800
Oh excuse me, clearly I'm being unfair to the 90s Eminem fan here. How dare I get annoyed at the oh so charming antics of this classic character. That whole feeling myself dying with every word out of his mouth is just mean ol' Cranky at it again. What a fucking killjoy I'm being.

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>>89824950
ugh, open workspace

>>89821552
DC is truly the hottest woman in the comics industry. Every creator has some aspect about it that they're OBSESSED with working on, everyone working there seems to be really chill, everyone not working there anymore seems to be in a constant state of sad pining for them (Waid) or "Look at me! Look at how good I'm doing without you! You ain't getting any of this anymore! Oh God, please look at me!" (Spencer). And like every hot woman, every other woman (Marvel) is more obsessed with saying how much of an ugly bitch they are rather than working on improving themselves.

>>89825046
Well... at least it's not a food analogy.

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>>89824685
there's this moral smugness aspect to Nickypoo that you can't underestimate, too. They've been Doing The Right Thing, and any retreat from that?

>>89825046
I see your analogy but let's not necessarily go with the ladies hate ladies thing?

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>>89825112
Casey was very perversely proud of stickin' Griffles in the wheelchair, and I have to say, it does make for some good comedy because he hates being grounded so very much

Spencer's mad because he dealt with legendarily shitty editorial

>>89824964
You know, just once I'd like someone to do that, only for you to react "What, that wasn't me, I was cool with that."
Like the time we found out there were two Genis-fans when they argued over if it's cool to hate Atlas.

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>>89825141
so who are we hoping to see in Wild Storm who hasn't been spoiled/confirmed via character sheet

>>89825197
That's too funny to actually happen.

>>89824964
You know, just once I'd like someone to do that, only for you to react "What, that wasn't me, I was cool with that."
Like the time we found out there were two Genis-fans when they arguing with eachother over if it's cool to hate Atlas.

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>>89825197
that was amazing and I loved it

Did anything particular set Spencer off or did he just decide to go on a dumb twitter rant today out of the blue?

>>89825204
Majestic would be cool,even if it's just a hint. And I mean the REAL Majestic...not whatever that NU52 version was ..

>>89822383
>I'm not going to pretend that Daddy didn't fuck me

>>89825197
>>89825238
Damn phone lag.

Am I crazy, or has this run not been as interesting as it should be?

It's starting to feel like it's spinning its wheels. Like, can we just get to big reveal about Jack already?

>>89825204
I haven't really seen the previews but Caitlin, Jenny, Jack, Kev

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>>89825245
BTW someone wrote Agent Wax/Griffles fic, it's on AO3

>>89825247
You mean besides it being a day ending in Y?

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>>89825255
I have to expect Madge down the line given all the Team One shit Ellis is running with

supporting cast for mai waifu is fine too

>>89824745
But Ramon is a spic, he can't be a wigger.

>>89825278
Any more smut you wanna rec OP?

>>89825204
CYBERNARY

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>>89825323
There's so little, sadly

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>>89825361

>>89825204
Ladytron and Madge

maybe Winter and some other non-Authority folks (although I would like to see Jack again)

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>>89825386
aha!

he's the juggernaut?

>>89825204
If Ellis is going into deep conspiracy territory I think Wax and the NPS fits in very, very well.

I'm not being ironic either, I genuinely want a new Cybernary, especially by that huge transhumanismfag Ellis.

>>89824822
>Jack Marlowe is the latest model

Kek.

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>>89825412
Seeley's Ladytron can stay around in the DCU, too

I still want my 'Ladytron and her mechanical junk' black comedy mini, dammit

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>>89825488
yes, let's fuck with the FBI

sigh

>>89824950
>having a relative with lupus, well, you know...

My condolences to your family for being the victim of non-Wooster and Jeeves based Hugh Laurie memes.

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>>89825517
famous last words

>>89825536
I don't think he watches TV/has been exposed to the meme, but it's still kind of "really"

>>89825536
wait lupus is real?!

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>>89825549
shout out to the NPS

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>>89825639

>>89825204
John Lynch, talking to an empty chair.

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>>89825687
HMMMM

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>>89825718
shall we leave it here and be back Sunday?

>>89825278
How non-con was Cole's involvement?

>>89825768
Sure

>>89825361
Ah, Thundercats.

I don't think they'll ever reboot you successfully.

>>89825768
OK

Nite OP

>>89825794
I will never not find the VA outtakes a fucking riot

I watched that show first run

>>89825773
dub, not non

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>>89825794
The Return was particularly awful.

>>89825768
See you then, in that case.

>>89825863
That looks like it ought to at least be stupid sexy fun bad?

>>89825592
What, you think Seinfeld and House independently made up a disease?

>>89825905
>In the WildStorm/DC Comics mini-series, Tygra marries Cheetara after the two are raped by mutants over the course of some years and Cheetara ends her unexplained relationship with Panthro

>>89825942
someone upload it and we'll read it

>>89825942
Sounds like the inspiration for the NS Thundercats series...

>>89825967
Thundercats - The Return 1-5 (2003)
https://userscloud.com/ni63294je4fu

>>89826029
THis better be good suck and not boring suck

>>89825768
Cheers, mate...

>>89825204
War "Cocaine goooood" Blade

>>89825933
No, I thought they were both referencing a disease Aldous Huxley made up.

>>89825905
>furries ITT
A bridge too far.

>>89825863
where are his goddamn nipples

where are her nipples even
shouldn't there be six

>>89823058
I'll never understand how people can hate Tim Drake so much. Not like him? Sure. But the levels of hate I see on here?

It's just bizarre.

Also, Tim Drake isn't someone's fucking Poochie, that's why.

>>89831612
Everyone is someone's Poochie.

>>89828579

>>89831612
Same here, but for Kyle Rayner.

>>89833961

>>89835947
Kyle I cab understand why some (read: HEAT) people would hold a grudge.
But at worst, I'd say both Tim and Kyle have been cursed with a dull lack of direrion since, like hell, Infinite Crisis.

>>89822661
I finally had a chance to read it, and holy shit, you are pretty right.

That was a full on Ho-lee Shit moment.