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Jay and Silent Bob Reboot 2017-02-10 11:36:42 Post No. 89818427
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>This is not a drill! This is an actual image from my laptop! Yes, Kids - Jay and Silent Bob are coming back! Here's the story: Sadly, Clerks III can't happen (one of our four leads opted out of the flick). So I worked on a #Mallrats movie instead... which also didn't happen because it turned into a #Mallrats series. I've pitched said sequel series to 6 different networks only to find no takers thus far. Mind you, I'm not complaining: nobody gets to make EVERYTHING they wanna make in this business (do they?). And I've been lucky to make anything at all, there's so much competition out there, so many much cooler ideas from fresh folks.
>I'm getting eager to play with my old toys again in the inter-connected View Askewniverse I spent the first half of my career creating. And so all last month, I had the time of my life laughing while writing "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" - a fun flick in which the Jersey boys have to go back to Hollywood to stop a brand new reboot of the old "Bluntman & Chronic Movie" they hated so much. It's a tongue-in-cheek, silly-ass satire that pokes fun at the movie business's recent re-do obsession, featuring an all-star cast of cameos and familiar faces! And I already met with the good folks at Miramax and they're into it, so I'm hoping we'll be shooting in the summer! Never give up, kids. You CAN do anything you want in life, so long as you're patient and malleable.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is still one of the funniest movies of the 2000's and I'd be curious as to Smiths commentary on the current state of superhero films.
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I wasn't even supposed to be here today
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>>89818427
>one of our four leads opted out of the flick
WHO THE FUCK WAS IT?
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So who didnt want to return randal or the boring one
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>>89818992
It couldnt have been mewes or smith as there is gonna be a jasb movie
So either randal or dante
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>>89818992
>>89819386
If I had to take a guess, I'd say it was probably Randal.
He's generally been the most reluctant to reprise the role and he was the one who needed the most convincing to come back for Clerks 2.
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I would have been happy a decade ago, but now that's worthless.
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>>89818427
Chances of his daughter playing Silent Bob's daughter/little sister?
Not that I blame him, if I could make my friends money, like Adam Sandler, I would do it too.
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>>89819531
If I recall correctly, Anderson wanted to settle all the financial stuff from Clerks 2 (I think he or some people weren't paid the full amount or something. I assume it was a case of hollywood accounting. Not sure, they were pretty vague about). I could be remembering wrong, because it was from a Smodcast episode from a a couple of years ago.
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>>89819892
Cancel that, if it's a reboot.
His daughter and Johnny depp's Kidd will be the new Jay and Silent Bob. He and Mewes make cameos at some point though.
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>>89819582
I wouldn't have cared then, I don't care now. Yes I'm a miserable cunt who came into this thread for the sole purpose of saying the JaSB are shit, were shit and will ever be shit, and have no redeeming qualities.
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>>89818484
Shit or get off the pot
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>>89818427
Clerks 3 has honestly been my most anticipated movie for years, so I'm fucking bummed. I love Mewes, so it'll be great to see him in a big role again, but Jay and Bob Strike Back is my least favourite Askewniversw film, and given what Smith has been up to, a continuation of it is way more likely to be Yoga Hosers tier than any other continuation. Looking forward to it, but damn
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