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give me rare akus

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give me rare akus
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Here is my rarest Aku. In 1000 years he will become the shogun of sorrow over all the galaxy.
Feed him well.

rarepepedirectory.com
https://rarepepewallet.com/#
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>Based Gendy proving that Aku will remain the same old jokey villain but at the same time be more evil than he's ever been
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>>89813732
Didn't he crush an entire army of tanks in the newest teaser?
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>>89813757
Link?
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>>89813627
A rare Aku wearing sparkly boots
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INB4 Akoogly Eyes
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Now this is a thread I could push to image limit by myself
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>>89813627
Rare thumbs up Aku
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>>89813627
>Rare Aku that simply desires to help society benefit from amazing technology, and must contend with a backwards Jack not appreciating the wonders
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>>89814124
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>>89814128
which issue was this one?
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>>89814152
>rare loki aku
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>>89813986

Where is that from
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>>89814193
>>89814164
http://actionpackjack.tumblr.com/post/16279044886/the-advent-of-modern-technology
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>>89814164
>>89814221
>there are people ITT who haven't read the Action Pack short stories
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>>89813757
>>89813874

Eyup
It's from the same teaser as the Scotsman
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>>89814381
what teaser of the scotsman??
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>>89814428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmR1v-euYqM
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>>89814815
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We fanart thread now I guess
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Aku is very evil. Scary.
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>>89814916
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>>89814921
But he is also very cute. Hilarious
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rare under the spoiler
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>>89815015
What were these from?
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>>89815125
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tfw can't find any aku x lord dominator
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>>89814152
>expiry: End of Time
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>>89815255
I was going to say underage detected but realized there are 18 year olds who were born in 1999.
Fuck I'm old.

Cartoon Orbit
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Theory: Aku is not actually affected by Jack's shitty sword at all. During every confrontation with Jack, he simply plays along because of his his infinite lifespan and infinitely greater boredom
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>>89815347
Lord Dominator is his daughter obviously
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>>89815459
even better
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>>89815447
That's retarded.
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>>89815459
>implying her panties aren't Aku
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>>89815493
DELET
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>>89815482
Is it really? Think back to all the times Aku has messed with Jack for the sole reason that he's bored. The time he agreed to fight him on equal terms in Human Form? The time he transformed into a hot woman and seduced Jack for the express purpose of snatching away a portal when he could have easily done it without going through all that trouble? An all-powerful and immortal being could kill one puny human without a thought, but what fun would that be?
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>89815531
Jack's dad.
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>>89816437
Well, thats AAA (An Autist Aku)
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>>89815352
>tfw killing aku means messing up the time
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>you will never be brainwashed by the evil that is Aku in hat form
why live
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>>89813732
Aku's strength was always how easily he slid between goofy comic villain and legitimately creepy and unsettling evil maniac.
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I thought I had the YOU WILL DIE ALONE one, but I don't.
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>>89817837
it's not a rare tho
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>>89815371
Oh that really old card game which CN hosted.. it had tokens and everything.

Is it still online? Can you get rich off of it just like bitcoin?
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>>89814985
fuck I read that in his voice
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>>89818081
A+ anon
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>>89815531
Those are actually really good points. I've always wondered why Aku, the physical embodiment of evil, didn't just use his dark powers to crush Jack.
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>>89818166
That and Jack actually can beat Aku in a straight fight. In fact most of the times the two meet Aku is sent packing.
Jack is the one person that can defeat Aku wielding the one weapon that can hurt him. And for all his might Aku does not seem to be omniscient.
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>>89818166
All of those points don't mean that Aku isn't actually harmed by the sword.
The entire reason Aku gives a shit is because the sword not only hurts, but is capable of killing him.

In season 5 Jack doesn't have his sword, which makes me think either
>It's broken
>Jack somehow became unworthy of using it
>Aku took it and never gave it back

My bets are on the latter.
>Aku doesn't kill Jack because he wants Jack to suffer.
>To remove the risk of dying by Jack's sword, he steals the sword again.
>He actually gets tired of watching Jack lose his way and starts getting bored by killing in general, since it's just not the same without a challenge.
>Aku keeps the sword like a trophy, and thinks no one will ever be able to take it.
Jack eventually gets his sword back, and Aku may very well be the one who gives it to him, on the condition that he stays in the future to play forever.
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>>89818255
>>89818443
Those are also really good points. Shit man, I haven't seen the show in so long all my memories of it are just bits and pieces. I think I might just rewatch it just to prepare for the premiere.
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>>89818443
Actually the sword has never demonstrated the ability to kill Aku. Merely seal him.
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>>89818775
My guess: Jack will have to decide between staying and keeping Aku sealed or going back to the past
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>>89813732
>MALAIIIIIIIISE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQFLmFaduak
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>>89818775
By that logic I guess you wouldn't know if falling into a woodchipper would kill you until you actually did it.

Pic related because you need it spelled out for you
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>>89819447
And yet all Jack's dad could accomplish was sealing him.
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>>89820450

You forget to take into consideration that he was an old king long past his prime, probably physically weakened by year of peaceful reign and Aku pretty much came out just as strong as he can be. All he could manage to do was seal him away hence why he sent his son to be trained all over the world by many martial art master so he'd be ready for anything. Well, anything except to be thrown into a portal in time before he could strike Aku a final time.
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>>89820450
Jack's dad wasn't trained his entire life around the world for the sole purpose of destroying Aku, like >>89821223 said

Aku is the only person who thinks that "Neither [the emperor] nor the sword has the power" to slay him forever, and "neither does [Jack]" and this is the exact arrogance that's going to get him killed. He gets BTFO so hard so often by Jack because he underestimates his opponent; he always has and always will because he cannot comprehend the things that keep Jack going when all the odds are against him.

Aku doesn't understand emotional and moral duty to other people. Aku doesn't understand selflessness. When he thinks he's going to lose, or if he thinks a fight is pointless, he gives up and stops trying, because he has nothing worth dying for and never wants to risk getting killed, or worse, locked up in a tree for eternity. Nothing is worth more to Aku than his own life, even if safety can get boring; the second he takes it for granted, he's done.

At the end of the day, all Aku knows is pain, and trying to avoid it as much as possible. The sword is significant because it can inflict pain on Aku by burning him away until nothing is left.

As much as I love Aku and hope he lives, the ending will obviously be his destruction and there's no reasonable way of getting around that.
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>>89813627
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>>89821223
To be fair, how could anyone expect that?
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>>89813675
>Samurais get out! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I'll trade you this rare Aku for 5 shirtless Samurai Jack
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>>89815459
>Aku is mother
>Jack is father
>that one time when he shapeshifted into woman
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>>89824720
Here, have the peace signs
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>>89824720
>>89824844
Very nice
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>>89824844
And if we're really going there with cosplays
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>>89825029
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>>89825053
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>>89825076
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so was aku going to fuck jack if he had made a move on him while he was in his girl form
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>>89818081
>EXTRA THICK
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>>89825306
No.
Not without revealing his true self before plunging 5 tentacles into the samurai's FOOLISH ASS
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>>89825484
Anyone who says otherwise clearly does not understand the EVIL that is AKU
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>>89825541
How do you know that Jack would hate that?
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This rare jack and rare aku are free to take.
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>>89825571
I didn't say he would.
I said Aku's intentions would be purely to subjugate, humiliate, and brutally sodomize him.
I can't imagine Jack would enjoy that, but he might endure it solely to deny Aku the satisfaction of completely breaking him.
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I'm surprised nobody has dumped the AkuxBlossom comics yet
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>>89825932
I didn't realize anyone expected them to get posted.
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>>89821607
Remember the episode where Jack fought Alien X.
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>>89826166
Remember when the Hermit showed up and you could clearly tell they told Mako to do Akiro from Conan
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Top right corner
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>>89825932
>>89826159
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>>89827581
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>>89819447
So is there some reason why the gods couldn't just pop down and kill Aku since they seemed to make pretty quick work of his evil chaos blob form? I mean Aku is just a tiny sliver of that, why don't those lazy fuckers finish the job they started?
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>>89827612
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>>89827642

>>89827629
They basically told Jack's father "you made the mess you clean it up human"
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685
STOP THIS
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685

>Aku had sex with Blossom
>Demon dick on super vagina
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>>89827703
No
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827629
>>89827685
Hey here's my picture guys what's goin on in thi-
Oh my
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>>89815015
good times
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what is aku?
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Could Aku defeat Hades?
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>>89828476
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685
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>>89828511
THE MASTER OF MASTERS
THE DELIVERER OF DARKNESS
THE SHOGUN OF SORROW

How can you not know this?
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>>89828550
They're both immortal and I don't think they'd dislike each other.
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I can't decide which one's better.
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>>89829725
That one or this.
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>>89829741
This one, the other one looks worried, not sad
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>>89829725
This one is more confused-looking, since Aku in that moment is fairly bewildered/frustrated/upset, rather than just sad.
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>>89827629
I assume it comes down to the standard "why don't the gods do X" thing. I guess they don't want to really get involved with mortal affairs.

They went and killed the primordial darkness Aku was spawned from but maybe they just see Aku as a little baby darkness blob not worth their time beyond giving Jack's dad the sword.
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>>89821223
But that's dumb. Jack's dad didn't "just seal him". He cut aku down to a literal puddle of nothing and then sealed him. He had already beaten Aku as much as you can beat him and all the sword did was put him inside a tree.

You can't say the Emperor wasn't able to fully beat Aku because of not being strong enough. He was clearly strong enough.
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>>89830433
>>89830466
CHECKED
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>>89814152
I remember this commercial. My elementary school friends and I discussed how Aku might be able to get into a movie theater, and how he got an ID in the first place.
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>>89831568
He went with the rest of his class
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>>89831568
FOOLISH DMV ATTENDANT

DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT I

AKU

EMPEROR OF ALL EVIL

AM OLDER THAN THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH ITSELF

UPON WHICH YOUR PATHETIC

"MOTOR VEHICLES"

MAKE THEIR PITIFUL ATTEMPTS AT SPEEDY TRAVEL

NOW BEQUEATH UNTO ME THE CARD OF IDENTIFICATION

THAT I MAY FINALLY DEFEAT ONE OF MY OLDEST ENEMIES

THE INABILITY TO GET INTO AN R-RATED MOVIE

AND I WISH TO LEARN MORE OF THE UNIQUE BRAND OF TORTURE THESE PATHETIC FOOLS CALL

"WAITING IN LINE"
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>>89831737
NOT BAD
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>>89814816
Took less than an hour for the Ikra card to be pulled.
That long?
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>>89832055
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>>89832071
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>>89832055
The thread theme is RARE Akus
Ikra and Jaku are Common

>>89832071
my fucking sides
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>>89832185
I consider this canon.
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>>89832154
>Wipes awat facepaint
>Sees black skin
>Instantly thinks they're evil

Wow, racist
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>>89832071
That's a good one, anon.
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>>89832302
Genndy pls
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>>89832703
>Wipes away facepaint
>Sees black skin
>Wait who do I know that has that skin tone and a history of dressing up as sexy ladies
Com'on anon
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あく
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>>89834159
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685

This is bad and anyone who likes this should feel bad

Crossover shipping is fucking cancer
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>>89815347
Don't you mean Aku x Blossom?
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>>89827685
Is this the last page?
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>>89815459
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>>89836547
The funny thing is that in such a vast universe this could be possible. We were in a galaxy that had no Earth on it we saw, so Aku could perfectly be doing his thing down there while Wander travels the galaxy saving people.
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>>89836639
>Jack returns to the past and kills Aku, but a shred of him escapes into space
>Jack rules in Japan and his lineage will live on through centuries
>His last known descendant is Professor Utonium who creates the PPG
>Somewhere in the galaxy the essence of Aku undergoes a similar birth process like on Earth and eventually becomes Dominator or one of her family members.
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>>89830433
I agree with this, since Aku has been shown to be vulnerable to higher beings that he not dare fuck with after.

Let the humans deal with it.
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>>89836870
>Aku is Chemical X
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>>89815015
Whoah I remember this shit
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>>89837032
>His nemesis has a green face
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>>89814985
That absurd image made me think...

Because Aku is unnatural to that world, his presence is an anomaly reaching from the supernatural plane.

The same world has been shown to be the same one as Dexter's Lab/Powerpuff girls. But Aku didn't have a presence in those worlds. They would have already been in ruins. Why?

You could say that Jack made it back to the past to finish Aku, but no record exists of their battle.

Or,

Jack never defeats Aku in the past. As an anomaly, Aku is omnipresent in all of spacetime. By defeating Aku in the future, Jack wipes out his existence from ALL time. The entire history of Aku's rule is erased. Including Jack's timeline. So what happens to Jack?

He goes back to the past, and lives a normal life as Aku never existed. The timeline then progresses to the present day where Dexter's Lab/PPG takes place.


And that concludes my daily autistic venting.
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>>89826488
Woah, I've seen that at least a thousand times and I never saw him.
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>>89837251
>lol The Professor is part japanese and is Jack's descendant.
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>>89837251
>>89837277
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>>89826757
>filename
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>>89834159
>>89835678
アク
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>>89832165
You know the best thing about Aku is his capacity for mitosis. Meaning he could be in multiple places at once.

>tfw contrarian patrician
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>>89839677
Aku in every ship at the same time pls
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Alright... how many of you anons are Aku?
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>>89828550
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>>89836547
I was waiting for this

>>89836449
So far yes
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>>89817609
My dad had this
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>>89825076
oh shit was this taken at Nebcon? I recognize that balcony.
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>>89837258
When you have a special interest you can find it anywhere because you're always looking for it by default.
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>>89841214
>I can give you a ride if you-
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>>89837251
Jack defeats Aku and after many years, the event becomes regarded as an ancient Japanese myth. The only remaining relevance is a surviving fragment of Aku, which Professor Utonium discovers and names "Chemical X".
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>>89841844
Get the fuck out of my scripts
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685
I want to see more lewds of that Blossom, but the whole thing with Aku feels just wrong.
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>>89832071
Incredible
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>>89836547
>Daughter of primordial evil and a top tier superhero gets blown the fuck out by a skeleton and orange spoon.

The HATE was just too GREAT.
Could Wander convert Aku?
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>>89844052
I don't know but it would be a trip to watch
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I made a thing.
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>>89844345
SAMURAI GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>89825484
>>89825541
>>89825700
I read all of these in Aku's voice and had a genuinely good time, would recommend
>>
Took me forever to find this
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>>89845297
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>>89846424
Grandfather tries to make him old. Aku is already older that time. Aku shoots grand father with his laser beams.
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Does this count? I mean the horns, both are tree like, the black goo. they aren't that different
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>>89844280
>>89844052
>Could Wander convert Aku?

Isn't Aku literally a being made out of a sliver of the pure evil at the beginning of creation?

I don't think he could be converted, I think he's inherently evil and even if he could be converted I think it would destroy him.
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>>89847634
>Haaa Haaa Haaaa...
>It's time to get uppp.
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>>89847217
>Aku singing opera
The thought of this makes me laugh
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>>89848709
He probably could.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS5f9Hh5XjB1aOt2J9xF6DKCkJ2aZFbMA
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>>89848933
This is amazing
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>>89817694
He would literally be dangerous as a IRL politician
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>>89850125
He would "literally be dangerous as" anything. Every profession has an asshole boss.
ENTJs are the tyrants of personality types, so are Type 8s. Aku is a textbook example of both.
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>>89842283
hi tcb
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>>89850952
hi anon thanks for the (you)
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>>89851559
be honest, how does it make you feel to see other anons circulating your works?
I'm a big fan btw
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>>89852210
Glad I could contribute some Akus worthy of circulation? Pretty surreal
thanksbbiloveyoutoo
>>
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>>89836291
While this is true, the way Teacup draws Blossom gets me diamonds.

It's an unfortunate conflict.
>>
Guys, what if

What if, rather than going back to the past or just staying in the future, Jack creates a splinter timeline that becomes our world? What if his sword cuts the timeline in half
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>>89854283
dumb
>>
Was there ever a aku/power puff girl crossover?

Cause there's a ton of crossover fanart
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>>89854478
Not an official animated one
...yet
>>
Recently started watching Samurai Jack from the beginning for the first time. I remember it being on TV when I was a kid, but I think my mom said I wasn't allowed to watch it because the opening sequence where Aku said "I am the shape-shifting master of darkness" was a no-no for little 7-year-old me.

Holy crap, though, "The Premiere Movie" alone was absolute mastery. Watching Jack grow up, learning all the fighting styles from Africa, and Greece, and Russia, and the Shaolin, and the Vikings, and all that in a dialogue-less 15 minute sequence ending with him seeing his mother again... I knew that I was going to fuckng love this shit.

I envy you guys who have been with this show since the beginning. This final season, almost two decades later, is going to be a real treat for me, but I couldn't imagine how awesome it's going to be for yall.

Hope it's everything you could ever wish for.
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>>89850732
I'm an INTJ, how can I invert that I into an E and become unstoppable?
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>>89856918
You can't, edgelord
https://mbtifiction.com/2015/04/29/xntj-contrast/

>>89856123
That's hilarious. I was also 7 when it came out, but I was allowed to watch it and shouldn't have been.

It's cool when you're a kid, but when you're older, it's fucking incredible and you can really appreciate it on a level that kids just can't comprehend. The premiere movie is insane even to people who have seen it before, so I can't imagine what it would be like seeing it for the first time as an adult.
There are plenty of people who are just now getting into it, especially with adult swim's back-to-back stream.
Doesn't matter how long you've been a fan or how long you've waited; season 5 will blow everyone away equally.
Newcomers do have the advantages of not going in with rose-tinted nostalgia glasses and not growing up with Mako voicing Aku.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the show, anon.
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Am I only one who thinks that with edge Genndy has going on with season 5 he will finally allow Jack to fuck Aku as a part of Aku's nefarious plot
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>>89821691
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Gaaaad deeeeem zat timingu
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>>89859069
Yes. but you aren't alone in hopeing for it
>>
>>89856123
>>89858775
What do people think the 7 in TV-Y7 is supposed to mean
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>>89813627
would you?
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>>89861317
She's green.
Do you take me for a fool?
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>>89843586
>>89854097
Who dares to cuckold the master of masters, the deliverer of darkness, the shogun of sorrow, AKU?

sorry
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>>89861317
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>>89861549
HEH
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>>89814128
Fuck you, Jack. There's nothing wrong with the Internet.
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>>89861549
Wasn't there a bigger version of this?
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>>89832165
Wait, Aku did appear in the old PPG cartoon?
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>>89861549
KEK
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>>89861982
You never saw that episode?
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>>89815015
>release date:2003-03-10
What the fuck, has it really been this long?
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>>89862209
Yeah man

Sometimes I think 2003 wasn't that long ago, nah, it was 14 fucking years ago.
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>>89862191
Never sadly. Not in my country. Which episode was it?
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>>89832904
This. It isn't even the first time that Aku has used this exact honeytrap.
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>>89829725
This one is funniest. he looks disgusted/upset/confused all in one.
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>You can run but you cannot hide cause I can smell your blood!
>>
>>
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>>89863516
>Ohh Samurai! Where are you, Samurai?

I don't know why that creeps me out so fucking much.
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>>89813627
K
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>>89827685
WHERE IS THE NEXT PART ?!!!
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>>89864370
BLEEDMAAAAAAAN
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>>89814128
>My ears are burning!

kek
e
k
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>>89827581
>>89827612
>>89827642
>>89827685
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>>89825306
>>89825484
>>89825541
>>89825700
Someone Screencap this
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>>89863233
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>>89866260
Yeah I knew how you guys would react to that.
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>>89864370
>>89869039
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>>89832165
>>89862191
Can someone elaborate for me?
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>>89870115
It's not an episode, its an old ass bumper, I think CN city era if I remember right
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>>89837251
I think Jack will decide to kill Aku in the future because he does not want to wipe out the reality he's lived in, and the people he's met.
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>>89872655
CHECKED AND R A R E
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>>89813627
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>>89872861
That makes no sense. If jack doesn't go back, it means he's doomed his father to die as a slave, the ruin of his country + 100 of years of suffering for the planet. If he goes back though, all of the people he's met will never have been enslaved and exploited by Aku. Jack not going back is nothing but selfish, if he goes back he saves EVERYONE, not just people he's met withing the past 50 years.

The reality Jack has been in is miserable compared to the one before Aku enslaved earth.
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