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ITT: Things a character has NEVER recovered from

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His anus will never be the same
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>>89812497
Jean and muh phoenix.
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The ur-example.
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>>89812566

Not Batman?
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Hal never recovered from having the race card thrown at him. But he even tried the "But I have a black friend" line didn't work
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>>89812674
I blame Millar for bringing that shit back in the Ultimates.
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Peter getting molested he still hasn't shut up about it
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>>89812640
Batman's origin never implied that he was at fault. Bruce might feel guilty, but in the end he was just a helpless kid. Peter genuinely fucked up.
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>>89812895
Holy shit
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>>89812917
>Spider-Man just just loudly talks about the time he was molested while he's saving people and fighting bad guys
Sounds like it'd be a better distraction than the quipping.
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>>89812497
Holy crap that bit was so fucking bad.


John suddenly decides J'onn is going to get in the way, so he puts him in a construct, he is then stymied by the neckbeard painting the bomb yellow.

It was retarded, even ignoring the fact that J'onn should've been able to escape the construct because intangeability.
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>>89812497
Never forget
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>>89813208
In all fairness the cure for cancer did get weaponized.
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>>89813274
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>>89812674
Good god it still pisses me off when people refer to Hank as a wifebeater.
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>>89813755
That man knows what it wants from life, how many of us can tell the same?
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>>89813208
I feel like Marvel scientists are to busy trying to cure sentient bacteria that willingly culls it's own population in order to kill humanity. I'd love if Reed and Hank were primarily focused on that, but some asshat 9/11's your building to get a hover board that hasn't been fully tested.
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>>89813390
Gwen is such a fucking whore.
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Hell never get over it
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>>89812895
Wait was this shit still cannon?
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>>89812895
>>89812917
>It all happened in Spider-Man & Power Pack #1
Shit I was gonna read that this weekend.
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>>89816874
The heart shaped cloud should have alerted you!
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>>89813036
>Sounds like it'd be a better distraction than the quipping.
I can just imagine him blurting it out at length while fighting Electro or something, and them taking a second or two to register what he's saying then just stopping and going, "wait, what the fuck?"
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>>89816874
Wait did she spike his drink with a potion that would give him super-cum?
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>>89818401
Wouldn't you?
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>>89812895
>>89812917

Well, they just tried to teach the kids back in the day a lesson
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>>89812546
>onlygoodfaggot.jpg
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>>89812603
One punch is Guy's destiny.
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>>89820703
The older I get the more I like GG as GL. Kyle is a whiny bitch, Hal is a stuffy wanker and Johns a ni-nice guy but really boring to read. Guy gets in and gets shit done...just not in this instance.
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>>89820799
He is the perfect GL in a team setting. He is annoying, and brings the worst out of everyone. It is a pleasure to read.
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>MUH KATMA
>MUH XANSHI
>MUHRINES

That is John now, that is all he'll ever be.
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>>89816312
I'm sure he'll be fine. Just give him a few months.
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>>89820703
This scene literally saved guy from obscurity. Batman punched him into the future.
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>>89820887
>sniffs his finger
How does Guy get away with so much shit? No one except the other Earth GLs like having him around yet everyone else is somehow forced to tolerate him.
>>89821095
Maybe it'd be best if John was killed off, it's clear no one wants to do anything interesting with him and he'd at least get to be with Katma in that GL afterlife.
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>>89812497
So, what happened here?
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>>89821285
Maybe he's just that powerful...the other heroes don't want to run the risk of him going villian, so they put up with his shit, I dunno
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>>89821095
>frames are reversed

LAAAAAAAME
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>>89821374
John and J'onn are trying to save a planet, John decides he's hot shit and locks up J'onn to save the day by himself, John gets meme'd on by a fatass with several buckets of paint.
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>>89821487
for fucking real?
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>>89821487
The bomber was white.
This is the white mans fault.
>everytime
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>>89821562
>tfw you're black but you still kek'd
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>>89821487

That's fucking HILARIOUS. Especially that panel, with the fat greasy guy just looking so smug. I love it.
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>>89821487
Not bad.
BTW, how does he fight Chinese then?
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>>89812917
>Goblin hears this
>contacts Skip
>reveals to the world Spider-Man's true identity
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>>89821487
So wait, what exactly was "it"? were they going up against a supercomputer or something?
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>>89812497
>>89821095
>>89821487
This is one of the most ooc things I have EVER seen.

You'd expect behavior like that from Guy or maybe even Hal but John would have--should have been the guy punching either of them for even having the notion.
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>>89821662

Huh so that's how Hobgoblin will one-up Norman.
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>>89821652
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that guy was a caricature of the original comic's colorist, a meta-joke.
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>>89821656
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>>89821656
Why do you think the Chinese didn't make a knock off GL for their knock off JL?
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>>89813810
I just find it strange since we have more on counts of Reed beating Sue and Cyclopes basically abandon his wife for death. Then there was Stark with the dead gf. Really most Marvel men have been bigger shit bags to their girls then Hank ever was.
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>>89821747
John used to be more of a arrogant hothead, but then that became Guy's thing
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>>89813755
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>>89813274
>at least 2 people have Canonly found the cure to cancer, and they aren't even the smartest people alive
>people dying of cancer is still a thing
>whor is still dying of it
i hate the marvel universe
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>>89820703
There are times when its hard to tell the inflection and tone of characters in a comic.
This is not one of those times.
>Good afternoon everybody, how are we all dois that Guy on the floor?
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>>89821995
Hate the writers. Other books at least understands that if you inject real world shit into your universe that it either breaks suspension of disbelief or makes the heroes look more unhinged and crazy then wanted.
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>>89821995
Cancer being a thing in the Marvel universe is outright insulting. At least a third of their heroes have at least some sort of genetic mutation, and even though they were "accidents", that kind of thing should have been figured years ago.

I blame fucking Captain Marvel.
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>>89812497

Bishop, one of the most popular non white Marvel characters, one who was popular without being forced, has been completely unusable for years because Marvel had him commit the genocide of billions to kill a baby.
Their idea was Cable is the time traveler from the future, who thinks Hope Summers will save mutants, and defends her, while Bishop is the time traveler from the Future who thinks Hope Summers will be Hitler and tries to kill her, even if he has to kill millions to do it.

And I am afraid they will do something like that to Emma Frost in IvX.
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>>89822236
>I will become Hitler to stop Hitler
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>>89812745

did they gangrape him or what?
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>>89822417

they went full retard, and I am not sure if one the last things they did to Bishop was deleting his memories, which still hasnt been enough for him to become usable again.

they were irresponsible imo.
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>>89822117
>I blame fucking Captain Marvel.
Captain Marvel did 9/11
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>>89821423
Why was he upset again?
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>>89821747
Where did you get that picture? I'm pretty sure Ted Kord killed himself.
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>>89821285
Guy is the one green lantern willing to use all his power to prove a point.
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>>89821747
>still mad
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>>89822236
>tfw you actually liked Cable vol 2 even though it entirely shat on Bishop.
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>>89823193
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>>89816874
>a new Alexander
So he'll inherit Bruce's fortune and toys, fuck around aimlessly with it for a few years, then die without a heir, after which his companions ignore his will and kill each other over the inheritance?
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>>89822438
The context is Robin: One Year Later, where Cassandra Cain was turned into a talentless, dragonlady, murderous villain hack, who gets dropped by Robin saying something stupid.

She used to be a person with a stronger code vs killing than Batman did, to the point she'd broken into a prison to rescue a man on death row. She was also objectively a better martial artist than Batman, capable of repeatedly fighting Deathstroke to a draw and defeating Shiva at her peak. She was on the Justice League for cryin' out loud. And then Didunderfuck decided 'nuh, she gon' be a villain, cuz fuck you', introduced a mind control serum that also apparently steals your competence.
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I don't think he will ever recover from this fiasco
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>>89823658
The artist? Shit's horrendous.
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>>89812796
Millar is an omega edgelord who doesn't actually read comics.

>Hank had a mental breakdown which led to him backhanding his wife in a fit of rage, then has an identity crisis and has to find himself
>"So he beats his wife 24/7! Got it!"
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Lady Shiva appearing in Hush for like six pages turned out to be a fucking coffin for her. She said she was doing a favor for the League of Assassins bringing Talia back, but because Hush is such a huge entry-level book, that ended up being a lot of people's first impression of her, that she's a strong evil kung fu chick who works for the LoA.
And now, almost 15 years later, nearly every single Shiva story has her working for the League, either by choice or by obligation, and they all suck major balls. There is seriously not a single good Shiva/LoA story. And the fact that cross-media adaptations like Beware the Batman and Arkham Origins perpetuate this only add more nails to the coffin.
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>>89823689
In the words of a great Anon,In comics death can be undone or retconned but being cucked is forever.
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>>89823783
Between this and her jobbing to Batman while under Grodd's control (maybe???), one gets the impression Jeph Loeb has it in for her.
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>>89823658
Bendis need to die.
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>>89823658
>Arc based on Iceman inner desires being quantified by the essence of apocalypse, including being close with all the girls (females) he has loved
>Gets ignore cause lol Bendis.

This is a true crime.
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>>89822620
That's Zoom, and he see himself killed by his idol
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>>89813274
Wait, what? His plan is to make Deadpool die from too much healing? The fuck?
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>>89823893
I think Loeb just thought of her as really throwaway. She doesn't even have lines in that Superman/Batman appearance. Which only makes it even more annoying that shitty writers took that ball and ran with it.
Hell, Loeb doesn't even explicitly state that she's a member of the LoA. Far as the book goes, she was only doing a job for them. And now we get bullshit like pic related.
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>>89824427
>>89823783
Didn't she job to Harley?
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>>89823658
>Jean mindfucks Bobby into thinking he's gay
Shit like this is why nobody likes you, Jean
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>>89824427
Judge Anon, I'm no expert on Lady Shiva. What was she before a League member
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>>89823691
>The artist? Shit's horrendous.
Not idea what went wrong with his art.
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>>89824514
The fact that she was there when Adult Bobby actually confessed being gay all along makes it seem true.
I hope some writer after Benis retcons that shit away.
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>>89824478
Anon, please. "Jobbing" would imply there was an actual match.
Also, in this arc she was supposed to be the leader of the League. Or at least, like, a part of it.
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>>89824427
My first exposure to Shiva was finding a bunch of issues of O'Neil's Question series in a flea market bin back in high school. Everything else I've read with her now feels bizarre and/or frustrating.
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>>89823658
God, I want to fuck the shit out of teen Jean while she desperately tries to make me gay.
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>>89824588
Back in the golden days of the late 80s and Denny O'Neil's Question run, Shiva's deal was travelling the world looking for either really good martial artists to fight, really dangerous places to hang out in, or really particular individuals that she'd take an interest in and help develop. Usually people that she saw a bit of herself in. But she was always very mercurial about it, very much her own woman, coming and going as she pleased. Which is why the League bullshit pisses me off so much: it eliminates literally all agency from her by reducing her to just a miniboss.
And while we're whining about it: she's supposed to be equally good at healing as she is at killing. Which is something that hasn't been showcased for over a decade.
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>>89822527
But there was a 10% chance someone in the towers would become a thief. So it had to be done
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>>89824782
What the fuck that sounds really cool
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>>89823241
>>89823193
Heh, classic Guy. Don't know what's best, the expressions, or the fact that he's strolling through Hell in a Hawaiian shirt.
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>>89824880
It was. O'Neil's Question is one of the big must-reads in comics.
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>>89824782
It's the same way the question was treated IMO , he was turned from a Zen, Asian magic/martial arts badass who could feel chakra or some shit into a conspiracy nut because of the JLU show
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>>89824837
Not that Captain Marvel, the better one
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>>89824662
It's insane, especially because she's only really in like seven or eight issues of that run, not counting annuals. And those are still light-years away from literally anything else she has ever been in.

>>89824880
It was. All of O'Neil's Question is fantastic, easily one of the best things DC has published. Gritty hard-boiled crime drama mixed with zen/taoist philosophy. Kung fu in the gutters. Great stuff.
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>>89821662
skip was the only person named skip in the world
god what an asshole
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>>89824979
Question's problem to me goes a bit further than JLU. It's a nasty mix of people who want to write Ditko's Question (Miller, Morrison), people who want to write Rorschach and use Question as a stand-in (remember that his first New52 appearance had him straight-up using Rorschach's word balloons), people who can't figure out how to make him work in a superhero universe, and an overall line climate that's veering more and more away from long, low-key character development. In the quagmire of all that, O'Neil's Question sadly gets lost. Nobody wants to use him because it's easier to ape Ditko or Moore, and also because to use him to his full extent you need a long run, a low-key setting, minimal interference, all things modern mainstream comics are sorely lacking. The only other writer who loved O'Neil's Question enough to make it work was Rucka with Cry for Blood and 52. He *really* loves O'Neil's run.
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>>89812745
Delete this and this run
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>>89825231
How long is O'Neil's run and is it collected anywhere?
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>>89825378
It was collected but it's rather hard to find.
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>>89825378
36 issues plus a couple of annuals and a short Quarterly series. It was all collected, but the trades are outta print. That said, Comixology has been uploading the issues for a while now. And if all else fails, there's always torrents.
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>>89825588
Doesn't he read Watchmen at some point in that run?
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>>89825642
Indeed, makes fun of it too.
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>>89821764
Skip should've been one of Hobgoblin's potential identities
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Would it be correct to say Batman/Bruce changed after this?
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>>89812497
>John Stewart messed up which can only mean the writer is racist
That special time when you don't know if the story or the ever sensitive bloggers are worse.
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>>89824979
>>89825231
I think Question and Phantom Stranger were pretty harmed by their N52 versions.

Especially Stranger, he doesn't need an origin story, especially not being Judas of all people.
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>>89825642
Other anon but he complains about how rostarch made it look too easy
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>>89825663
Vic should help Bruce and Barry solve the mystery of the button.

It'd be perfect.
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>>89825642
Yes. It doesn't end too well for him.

>>89825684
Oof, I'd almost forgotten about that. Did they ever even do anything with the whole evil immortal amnesiac Question thing?
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>>89821095
Face it, he's the messiah.
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>>89825673
Not really. Batman's been a mixed bag for decades, he changes between writers all the time.
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>>89822236
didn't he also get turned into yet another bald-headed black guy too?
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>>89821487
Why didn't Martian Manhunter just phase through John's bubble? Or if he can't phase through, shapeshift into something yellow and pop out.
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>>89825816
Not that I'm aware of, they never touched upon it.
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>>89821095
God Bless J'onn, getting fed up of waiting for John to shoot himself
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>>89821487
Why didn't he just throw an I-beam through it?

Or throw the ground it was on into orbit?

Christ, I thought Lanterns were supposed to be creative.
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>>89825840
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>>89825889
Yes, but that had already happened before regardless.

Bishop's hair timeline goes
Intro-Age of Apocalypse - Gericurl mullet thing
AoA-Bishop Solo Book - Buzzcut/bald
Solo Book- Dreads
Post Solo X-Treme X-Men-Decimation(ish) - Back to the mullet
Decimation-Messiah Complex- Back to short IIRC
Messiah Complex-X-Force appearances - Bald evil anti Cable
X-Force- Curret nonappearances - Dreads again.
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>>89826220
>throw it into orbit

It was a bomb to blow up a planet. It was gonna do it's job whether in orbit or not.
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>>89823139
It shat all over Bishop but it was well written and had solid to good art.

Loved that run and most Xmen books around that time.
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>>89826253
Given the average Lantern's abilities, getting less than 100 tons relativistic in a couple seconds should be no sweat.
By the time that bomb went off it should have been out past lunar orbit.

But, I suppose Corps never should have given a ring to a nog
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>>89826242
thanks, that's pretty thorough.
I guess I shouldn't make a big thing of it as he can just change it(though my comment was meant as tongue-in-cheek), but I thought it was a bit of a pity to see one of the few black characters with a distinct hairstyle going for the most over-used look for black guys in comics
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>>89824590
>the diaper and knee hole costume
now look i'm all for sneaking fetishes into comics but have some subtlety, dammit!
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>>89825378
>>89825588
It's probably easier to get it in singles these days than getting the trades, but it's well worth it either way.

They really should just print an omni for it. I'd buy the shit out of that.
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>>89826477
If Hal gets a ring, everyone is allowed to have one.
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>>89826477
>Given the average Lantern's abilities

The average Lantern is an incompetent. Tomar Re let Krypton blow up because he watched a super-nova and it blinded him.
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>>89824376
it's a legitimate plan and why trying to copy deadpool's powers usually doesn't work.
You have to give the person the exact same type of cancer as deadpool or else the person literally explodes. His healing factor was specifically designed to match the rate at which cancer kills him.
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>>89821867
Because the original Earth GL was chinese so it technically wouldn't be a knockoff?
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>>89826626
Particularly when you take into account that Bishop is of indigenous Australian descent rather than African. Writers (and artists) constantly forget that.
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>>89812926
>Batman's origin never implied that he was at fault.
It was Earth 1 Bruce Wayne's fault.
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>>89821487
Was this before the weakness to yellow was only a loser GL's problem?

>>89821747
2004 was a fucking brutal year for the JLI when you consider that I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League was followed by Identity Crisis and Countdown to Infinite Crisis within a few months.
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>>89821487

How do you even fuck up that badly?
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>>89823193

Question. Why doesn't Powergirl smush Guy Gardner into a paste after he makes her do this?
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>>89827945
>implying she could
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>>89827653
>Was this before the weakness to yellow was only a loser GL's problem?
Yes
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>>89827945
She's secretly into this kind of thing.

Or because she had more pressing matters to deal with at the time, being they were in Hell. And if this the story I think it is, she couldn't bring herself to hit Guy by the end.
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>>89824616

Wow.

This would be the equivalent to the Joker shooting Deathstroke in the ass while fucking around.

Man, it's too bad that Lady Shiva has been jobbified. She was once considered one of the most deadly humans on Earth, probably second only to Deathstroke himself, but now she's just a random mook leader #545345345
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>>89813755
See, Sauron has got it all wrong, he should make a cure for cancer that turns you into a dinosaur
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>>89823988
>missing the searing homoerotic subtext in that story
Wow.
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>>89823689
Someone needs recaption this with "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART , OSBORN!"
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Any story involving the destruction of alternate universes

That's not how they work. Even if you built a machine that destroyed every alternate earth you'd only create a new set of realities where the machine didn't work on top of the ones where it did because the term 'infinite' means never fucking ending
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>>89823241
>>89823193

Reminder that Guy also seriously debated raping an unconscious Power Girl during this story.
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>>89829442
I thought it was just coping a titty. Guy is a douche, but not a rapist.
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>>89823783
Nothing comes close to Denny O'Neil's Shiva
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>>89812497
Surprised no one has mentioned tower of babel yet, that story ruined batman for a long time maybe ever. it both solidified bats as a hypocritical controlling asshole to his friends and created the "batman could beat anyone if he had enough prep time" meme.
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>>89829558
Didn't he stick a finger up Mary Marvel's vagina in the same miniseries?
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>>89829558
>>89829905
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>>89829905
Nah. Just a quick swipe across the labia.
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>>89821247
Sure just another month he'll be well adjusted I'm sure
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>>89829945
Was he aware she was just a kid?
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>>89813301
I genuinely don't understand it still. Everyone was a doofy faggot on Super Friends, not just Aquaman.

Acting like Aquaman sucks because he sucked on Super Friends is like acting like Dick Grayson sucks because Batman Forever/Batman & Robin.
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>>89830015
I think Keith Giffen has always written Guy as a lecherous asshole, so maybe. Anyways, that is a pretty awful thing to do
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>>89829792
We may hate it but people at large love it and that's why he's portrayed like that for years, so ruined for us but not for them.

Gotta say though, I like that the payoff of This was Bruce everlarging his family.
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>>89816207
Peter should have gotten a green costume. Just sayin'.
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>>89821673
One of 4 bombs set to blow up 1 of 4 planets.

It's from Cosmic Odyssey
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>>89816312
Funny enough, he DID when Val Kilmer played him.
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>>89812917

I like how they aren't thought bubbles and I like to believe somebody in that building heard the man in spandex talking about how his anus was destroyed
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>>89813390
why does Gwen have a mustache?
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>>89812895
never trust bryan singer
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>>89829792

Between Tower of Babel and Kingdom Come, Mark Waid worked pretty hard to solidify Bruce as a fascistic and overly-paranoid piece of garbage who seems almost as villainous as he is heroic. Of course Geoff Johns with Infinite Crisis supported that as well.
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>>89823320
Alexander had an heir, but he was murdered.
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>>89829442
He did the right thing in the end.
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>>89828117
>second only to Deathstroke himself

Fuck off.
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>>89812497
does anyone else see a smirking face on Manhunter in the first panel?
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>>89825682
Where the fuck are you getting that from?
>That special time when you don't know if the story or the over sensitive alt-right cumgarglers are worse
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>>89831436
It's not that bad, just a joke about how everyone has a passing thought for any situation. Like when you're sitting next to someone on a high ledge and the idea crosses your mind on how easy it would be to push them off and murder them.

It passes, sometimes quickly, other times scaring us at the thought, and occasionally giving us a smirk at the mere idea even popping up.

It passes, and here it passes as a gag.
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>>89831751
Problem with Guy is he entertains them and sometimes it's not a passing thought.
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>>89824692
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>>89821867
They have an academy, at least.
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>>89823988
Remember that the writer of that story later (post getting Jean'd) said that she wrote that story as him being in the closet.
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>>89831555
>That's clearly the outline of his chin, but now that you mention it, screw you.

>>89832127
I wonder how much was deposited into her account for that backtracking?
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>>89822236
Even worse, they had a chance to retcon it but they blew it.
The only way to fix Bishop at this point would be to reveal that the Bishop we've seen since Messiah Complex was a different Bishop from a different timeline (which would also fix the plot hole caused by suddenly changing Bishop's backstory of coming from a future where Onslaught ruined everything), and have the original Bishop come back all horrified, the fake Bishop had left him stranded in another dimension.
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>>89823614
Disassembled was the nail in the coffin, House of M simply made the funeral arrangements. It's why even though Wanda is prominent in the MU, in the comics James Robinson actually had to ask Marvel why nobody was using her and do a solo series himself, and now that the solo is over she's got nothing.
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>>89832943
>she's got nothing.
Doesn't that just mean that Wanda doesn't have an Avengers team at the moment?
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>>89817123
Well since he doesnt remember theres nothing to recover from.
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>>89828999
Jean pls go.
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nigga got ptsd from a clothes iron
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>>89822663
I thought he had a heart attack, also, that's the blue beetle, everyone knows Ted kord and the blue beetle are separate people who just happened to die around the same time.
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>>89825673
Yes, Batman has really changed after that and has become more paranoid.
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>>89834271
Between this and Miller's Dark Knight, Batman has changed forever to grim Batman.
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>>89820703
>that time the writer tried to kill this meme because people found this really funny
No Fun Allowed
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>>89812497
is it true that this was supposed to be guy gardner but they changed it to john for whatever reason
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>>89830015
Probably not.
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>>89830015
>>89830080
>>89835278
She beats him and he eventually apologises.
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>>89830015
>>89830080
>>89835278

>>89836586
>so many reaction faces
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>>89826477
He has 4 seconds.
In a dark room.
With an object he can't touch

Pretty sure the average ring user couldn't open pocket dimensions (besides their lantern one) at this point. So his only options would be bubble around the bomb or somehow bend time to create enough debre to drag it out of harms way.

Best case is the bubble idea does work and forces the explosion to go downward. This effectively blows a hole through the planet if not splitting it in two.
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>>89812497
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>>89836618
>Every one of those panels is drawn completely differently. All the faces (even Maxwell's, who isn't even facing the camera) are clearly unique with no copy/pasting.

This just makes me even angrier at modern Marvel and Bendis in particular.
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>>89831751
Intrusive thoughts. Yeah, they're a bitch.
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>>89829905
>>89829558
Pretty sure he's just goosing/pinching her butt here.

Also, you guys are fucking sick in the head.
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>>89837086
Why did he sniff his finger afterwards if he just pinched her butt?
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>>89813208
i hate this nigger for refusing to cure captain marvel.
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>>89812796
>>89813810
Hank Pym s a lot more interesting as a screwup. That is why all his failures stick to him.
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>>89836618
What is Mary's face trying to convey in the last panel?
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>>89837292
She thinks he's hot.
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>>89837292
she's resigning herself to having to have guy's baby to turn him into a better person
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>>89831441
Good point. Deathstroke's a tool.

Lady Shiva was second only to Richard Dragon.
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>>89816874
This is so stupid.

>I had unprotected sex with her and she thinks a child may come from it...CLEARLY I HAVE BEEN DRUGGED

Shirking responsibility by saying you were drugged...Bat"man" indeed.
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>>89833292
Nah, they imply his soul knows and he's in pain permanently.
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>>89821487
Who is the fatass and why he want to blow-up a planet?. Dude looks like a regular background human
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>>89837762
After all these years this still makes me laugh
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>>89831436
To be fair, doesn't wearing a yellow ring make you more of a douche than normal?
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>>89836618
>>so many reaction faces

Yeah, that's Kevin Maguire for you.
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>>89838301
That story was set pretty close to the start of his solo book, just as he started on the road to redemption from his JLI era total assclownery.
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>>89838301
not at the time
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>>89837543
what a waste of batman peeing himself
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>>89826477
Die racist scum
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>>89831751
It's pretty damn rapey to me... Maybe they should have just gone with a cliff gag..
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>>89824376
>>89826817
I thought Deadpools had cancer not because it is there to halt his healing, but BECAUSE his healing is too much. Since that is essentially what cancer is, anyway.
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>>89831751
>>89839195
Someone groping your unconscious form isn't the height of evil or even worse than some stealing your purse to be blunt.
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>>89831751
>>89831436
To be fair, a woman with a body as good as Power Girl, dressed in a skintight leotard with nothing covering her legs (nothing but her crotch is covered up), lying on her back with her legs open...

It's basically the wet dream for any hot blooded male. And she is unconscious so she wouldn't know if you do tried to cop a feel?

At the very leas, it is a beautiful sight to see, and there's no harm in entertaining a thought. There's no harm in entertaining a wrong thought either, as long as you have the composure to not act upon it wrongly (which is what most people cannot comprehend, and that's why we are getting thought police laws nowadays, but I digress).
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>>89837524
He's the Dark Knight, of course he's gonna act like a black man when faced with possible paternity.
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>>89839540
Yeah, seriously. Half of the "heroes" in cape trash are "reformed" villains with body counts in the thousands but molestation is unforgivable?
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>>89836974
Force bubble could work - it's not the yellow parts of the explosion he needs to contain, just the concussive force or whatever else generates the destruction.
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>>89839195
It strikes me as an Animal House reference, since there's a similar scene and it's just as great.
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>>89836974
The ring can't hold a blast capable of destroying a planet.
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>>89840117
It can do anything you can will yourself to. It should be able to contain that blast if you want it strong enough.
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>>89839770
Are you actually trying to justify rape
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>>89840243
>unable to tell the difference between a thought and an act

That was my point exactly.
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>>89812546
who did the art here? Kind of looks like Burnham
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>>89840268
Try explaining that to the victim
>"Don't worry I only thought of raping you at your most vulnerable I wasn't really going to do it I swear!"
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>>89840420
Are you one of those feminists who think a perverted look equals being raped?
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>>89824616
>"jobbing would imply there was an actual match
...no it doesn't. Stop misusing appropriated wrestling terms, please
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>>89840420
Has someone you cared about never angered you to the point you think about hitting them?
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>>89827653
>2004 was a fucking brutal year for the JLI when you consider that I Can't Believe It's Not the Justice League was followed by Identity Crisis and Countdown to Infinite Crisis within a few months.
Those times particularly ruined comics, but DC took it harder because of those.
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>>89827653
Seriously, that mini ends with it saying "And they all lived happily ever after!" when one month later was Identity Crisis
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>>89840420
But he didn't do it, fag.
There IS NO victim.
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>>89840241
Nah, they have limited due to the charge.
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>>89841620
The charge runs out in 24 hours, it doesn't limit them about what they can and cannot do.
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>>89841684
>The charge runs out in 24 hours
that hasn't been a thing in at least 20 years
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>>89840420
75% of 4chan would be in jail if thoughts were a crime.

Perhaps you should return to your safe space?
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>>89813046
Even funner fact: it was originally GUY GARDNER that was supposed to fuck up and get an entire planet killed off.

Giffen and DeMattieus got wind of what Starlin was planning and basically raised enough hell that they made Starlin use John instead.

Indeed, ALL of the dialogue in Cosmic Odessey between MM and John makes more sense if you read it as MM and Guy.
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>>89841809
>only 75%
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>>89824692
Joke's on her, I like dudes and girls
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>>89816185
Reed actually gets paid HUGE BUCKS to sit on his ass and build super science toys instead of shit that can better humanity/cure illness and shit.

Waid established that in his very first issue of FF, that the reason WHY Reed hasn't fixed anything for humanity with his brain, is that he'd rather take bribe money from major multi-nationals to let humanity suffer than actually make the world a better place
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>>89816334
It's not canon.

The writer of the SM/PP book slipped that in because no one at Marvel was paying attention to it and when they found out about it, they immediately declared it non-canon
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>>89837086
>you guys are sick in the head
Where_do_you_think_you_are.png
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>>89840420
You just proved his point, dumbass
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>>89820703

I unapologetically love Canary's stupid 80s design.
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>>89816207
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>>89821285
Because horrible shit happened to him.

Basically he got fucked over by John Stewart being Hal's fill-in/back-up replacement and when he DID finally get to fill in for Hal? Hal had accidentally damaged his power battery and told no one it was damaged, so it exploded in Guy's face and Guy was blasted into the Phantom Zone, where General Zod and Sinestro basically took turns torturing Guy until he was rendered brain dead.

Then, once they had basically reduced Guy to a mindless shell alive in body but not in consciousness, Sinestro used Guy as a remote control puppet to try and kill Hal, who upon hearing that Guy was dead, started fucking his girlfriend and would have married her had Sinestro not used the braindead Guy to attack Hal.

Guy was put into a nursing home, to spend the rest of his life as a vegetable, until Crisis happened and the Guardians finally got around to finding a use for Guy to warrant undoing what Zod and Sinestro did to him.

They fixed his brain to restore his mind the best they could, but the end result was Guy having ZERO filter (think Sophia on Golden Girls) on what he said or thought or acted. Plus they had to exploit how Hal and John repeatedly fucked Guy over from his destiny to be a Green Lantern/his desire for revenge against the two, just to give him a reason to live as opposed to staying in a state of catatonia.

Basically the universe fucked Guy Gardner over 10 times over, to the point that Hal/John basically have to eat shit and tolerate him because he was having a shitty hand given to him by life.

Of course, the hugest irony though, is that of all of the characters fucked over by Rebirth in terms of having their lives destroyed by Dr Manhattan, Guy fucking Gardner is one of the rare few who's life IMPROVED after Manhattan fucked with the timeline, to the point that Hal ended up gaining a devoted younger sister, a brother who WASN'T an evil shit that wanted him dead, and a dad who Guy was able to tell to fuck off.
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>>89821747
Still pissed the fuck off they didn't use Rebirth to undo this character assassination.

NO ONE fucking NO ONE liked Max being turned evil as fuck. Why the fuck continue with this? I mean, why the hell does DiDio and Johns have a hard on hatred for JLI?
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>>89831697
>Where the fuck are you getting that from?
I am so, sorry that if you didn't read people bashing on the story by imagining racism on the mid-00s it can only be made up.

Also keep it up with le great /pol/ boogeyman, you guys deserve each other. (SHILLS! SHILLS! SHILLS! versus OH GOD EVERYONE IS ALTRIGHT)
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>>89821903
The irony is that hardcore fans actually FORGIVE Hank Pym for Shooter's character assassination, whereas Scott STILL gets shitted on for leaving fanboy waifu Maddie Pryor (or Jean Grey).

It's only casual scum like Bendis and Millar and shit that hate on Pym because they don't care that the entire arc was OOC, so much so that Shooter (who was EiC at the time he was writing Avengers) had to quit the book due to the backlash over the story and basically gave Roger Stern free reign to undo what Shooter did and redeem Hank.....
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>>89822620
He was the biggest Flash fanboy, dedicated his whole life to studying him, finally manages to replicate the accident that gave him his powers, even got plastic surgery to look like him, goes back in time, turns out his idol ends up killing him.
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>>89840420
There's no victim if there was no crime, you faggot
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>>89823861
Except Slott has.

Slott explicitly stated, when he brought Gwen back in Clone Conspiracy, that Sins Past is no longer canon via Secret Wars destroying and recreating the Marvel Universe.
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>>89842443
Source?
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>>89825588
Actually you are wrong there.

Only the 36 issue series has been collected. None of the Question Annuals (and the Detective Comics and Green Arrow comics that crossed over with the Question Annuals, the Question Quarterly series, or the various epilogues (Question Returns, Showcase Presents 1995 #10, Azreal Plus Question) have been reprinted.
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>>89823614

This is a big one. It's one thing to have something just hanging over your head forever, but this straight up kills the character forever. Nobody will EVER give two shits about Scarlet Witch again.
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>>89842202
It's not a bad look! It's just that Leather Jacket & fishnets is simpler, more iconic, and distinct enough to be arguably better.
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>>89821867
Yet.
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>>89825816
He "absorbed the sinful elements of Pandora and Phantom Stranger's souls" then turned into a cloud shaped like a question mark.

That said, the original New 52 Question wasn't THAT bad (John Galt by way of Madam Veil). But the version of Vic Sage that appeared in New Suicide Squad? That salted the earth BIG TIME; Vic was written as a low rent evil Max Lord and killed a woman who liked him and committed treason, with the punch line being that Amanda Waller let the bad guys who manipulated Vic to do their dirty work get away scott free in exchange for letting Vic be the fall guy for all of their crimes.
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>>89825899
This was around the time they nerfed most of MM's powers
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>>89842350
>whereas Scott STILL gets shitted on for leaving fanboy waifu Maddie Pryor
well to be honest that was a pretty terrible thing for him to do

>>89842544
>It's not a bad look! It's just that Leather Jacket & fishnets is simpler, more iconic, and distinct enough to be arguably better.
agreed, same reason why her outfit when she was in the JSA while a good design just wasn't a great fit for her specifically
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>>89826801
That was replaced with a huge fucking space battle between the GL Corps and the Manhunters, where the Manhunters were trying to grab every ship that was trying to escape Krypton (to turn them into super slaves). Culminating in them fighting the Manhunters so they couldn't grab Superman's ship when it left the planet
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What would it take to make John an actual character again?
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>>89842443

If I recall correctly, the whole thing was a last minute plot correction after the editors told Straczynski he couldnt use his original story (that the children were Peter's, editorial thought it would make him appear too old)

It's better forgotten
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>>89830857
Part of that was due to Batman editorial being shitheads.

In the mid-90s until around after Infinite Crisis, Batman editorial were assholes to pretty much EVERYONE at DC Comics. They considered the Batbooks their own little universe and were bitter as fuck at allowing any other non-Batman writer touch the characters. To the point that the Batman editors did their best to erase Batman's ENTIRE Justice League membership after Zero Hour.

It's why Batman was a shithead in JLA and why Devin Grayson had to write Nightwing as a shithead in Titans. The later ended up creating such a backlash that they had to stop forcing people writing Dick as a dick and tripled down instead on making Tim Drake one instead.

(Speaking of which, PAD has stated that EVERY Young Justice story had to be approved by the Batman editorial and several of his stories had to be rewritten because editorial refused to allow Tim to be part of any battle or group activity that happened during daylight hours).
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>>89842286
DiDio thinks the JLA should only be A-List heroes and only B-Listers should be Satellite era folks.

Johns meanwhile is a bitter as fuck Detroit era Justice League fanboy who never forgave the fact that the Detroit era League were killed off to make way for JLI.
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>>89842239
Thanks for the explanation, anon.
Guy is a pretty cool guy.
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>>89842846
>refused to allow Tim to be part of any battle or group activity that happened during daylight hours
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>>89842239
>Hal had accidentally damaged his power battery and told no one it was damaged
It was booby trapped and Hal didn't know about it
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>>89820887
>Mary embarrassed she liked it
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>>89825231
Cry for Blood is bloody fantastic. I just reread it last week, and the art and writing perfectly complement each other. I'll have to check out O'Neil's Question - it always gets good recs, whenever you find someone who's actually read it.
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>>89825260
Haha, the Cassfans are coming, the Cassfans are coming!
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>>89842239
Didn't even mention his dad beating him. Guys had a rough life
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>>89842286
Yeah, I thought they'd use Rebirth to more or less roll everything back to the pre-edgelord days.

>>89842350
I think it's funny that he gets lots of crap for that slap, when in that story Janet interrupted him... from creating an invincible robot to attack the Avengers.

>>89842443
Say what you will about Slott, but good on him if that's true.

>>89842540
Readers don't really blame characters for bendis crap, it's Marvel that insists on bringing it up.
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>>89842239
Okay, I want to read Guy stories now, recommend me some, please, preferably where he's an asshole.
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>>89844073
He didn't, closest he said was "I'm never touching that story".
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>>89842729
Hiring another pedophile.
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>>89813036
And people think Raimi was the one who went too far with his dialogue....
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>287 posts before this showed up
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>>89844094
welp then
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>>89844635
get roasted clark
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>>89832927
Marvel HIRE THIS ANON SOON
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>>89846323
If only he had a gun
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>>89844073
>Readers don't really blame characters for bendis crap, it's Marvel that insists on bringing it up.
Not quite. it's been repeated often enough that there are now people that entirely know Wanda as that genocidal bitch as far as they're concerned because that is the only Wanda they have known. I personally only know anything different because of storytimes and I at least understood she was having a nervous breakdown while everyone else was making it worse by trying to kill her. It doesn't help that X-fans are among the most rabid fanbase.
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>>89840420
>thinking about rape should be a crime

woah
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>>89841836
Shit...it DOES.

I was reading it when it came out & was put off by how weirdly smug Stewart was behaving.
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>>89842239
>Hal and John repeatedly fucked Guy over from his destiny to be a Green Lantern/his desire for revenge against the two, just to give him a reason to live as opposed to staying in a state of catatonia.

Guy WAS a villain for a while. he was legitimately out to KILL Hal & John.
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>>89840117
It totally can. Lanterns, or at least the important Lanterns, aren't wimps.
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>>89840117
Kyle held a sun when it went supernova. You can definitely stop explosions, but John was spilling his spaghetti too much after getting out-smarted to realize he had options. Speaking of Kyle, everything always ends up going back to the fridge.
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>>89844086
Someone answer this anon!
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>>89825260

Good luck.
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they are only just starting to recover, and even then because of based Joss putting them into the MCU
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>>89847937
Speaking of Kyle ruining women, I'm pretty sure his relationship with Carol has tarnished her name forever.
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>>89821487
Thats Saturday morning cartoon villain tier
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>>89848019
Vision sucked before Byrne turned him into nuts and bolts.
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>>89848424
Carol has always been a cunt, except in Marv Wolfmans run and the very end of Johns'. This is nothing new.
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>>89841809
>75%
I want normies to leave.

Bring back that pure 100%
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>>89847937
Why do people like Johns' GL stuff so much? By the time it got to Blackest Night it was fucking brain dead.
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>>89844086
I was introduced to Guy through Justice League : A New Beginning. You'd have to look a while for that. Him on the Justice League is some essential Guy is a douche stories. They r hard to find tho.
He shows up in a lot of Green LLantern events, and is pretty prominent in Green Lantern Corps by Gleason n Tomasi. ( their Darkest Night crossover is pretty rad, Guy gets a red ring)
He plays a big role in War of the Green Lanterns, fun scenes with him and Hal.
That's all I got.
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>>89844086
>>89849402
There's also his "Guy Gardner" series from the 90's. It transitions into "Warrior" after Emerald Twilight happens though, but it's still good.
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>>89849402
>>89849550
Thanks, anon.
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>>89849202
It starts off good and it has some great ideas, but yeah Blackest Night was just dumb spectacle and the follow-up was even worse.
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>>89840311
It's Quitely, you idiot.
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>>89842729
For it to be illegal for anyone in the DC offices to ever type another word about the Marines. Seems like nobody can write a fucking word about John without caps lock immediately SPRINGING TO LIFE AND GOING ALL MAKE HIM CREATE A SNIPER RIFLE CAUSE HE WAS A MARINE AND ALSO HE WILL BARK ORDERS AT EVERYONE IN A CLIPPED MILITARY TONE AND HAVE NO EMOTIONS WHATSOEVER EXCEPT HOORAH.

Hey, remember when John was an architect? Yeah, me neither.
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>>89850387
Building things is lame Anon, don't you know?
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>>89848538
Nope, he even did that shit because he hated Vision, if I recall.

>>89846776
Well, you didn't know the character, right? So it came down to Marvel harping again and again about a shitty run.
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>>89837037
But this is not marvel
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>>89837239
it's only interesting if he's ever allowed to get over them.
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>>89850644
Did you even read what he said, retard?
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>>89823755
That's why I'll never understand people getting upset. There's a difference between unrepentant abuser and hitting someone once in a fit rage.
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>>89839398
That's kinda what irks me about DP. Cancer is basically your body's cells mutating and growing out of control, how would regeneration keep that shit in check in the first place? The guy should've turned into a giant beanbag of calloused viscera after getting Weapon X-ified.
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>>89849202
I fucking hated the color wars shit. I thought the idea was terrible by itself, and the execution was nowhere near good enough to make up for it.

The worst part was everyone constantly jacking Hal off for being "the greatest lantern" while he got taken over by EVERY FUCKING SPECTRUM.
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>>89821747


wait...isn't the blue beetle armour supposed to be a super weapon?
Can it be pierced by a hand gun?
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>>89812674
>this was a mistake by the artist
>most casuals don't know that
The one thing I hate most.
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>>89842729
Gerard Jones, who I suspect was framed with the pedo shit. Check out Mosaic for what I consider the definitive John run.
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>>89851097
That is Ted, not Jaime. Ted was normal and just wore spandex for fun.
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>>89812497

You can see it in his eyes, Martin is damaged for life
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>>89832927
The worst part of it is there's a super clean place to do it too.

Just have him come back from the future he was stuck in during his solo book again.

Hell, change the ending and have him bring Shard along with him, she was okay too.
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>>89821423
Wait, if Zoom's identity is common knowledge, why would anyone name their kid Eobard Thawne?
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>>89852042
It was common knowledge when Zoom was relevant, by the time he was born the name was forgotten.
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>>89849550
>Berganza's in the country illegally!

Damnit, why do they never deport the deserving?
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>>89852042
It's common knowledge in the 20th century.

By the 25th, it's lost to time.
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>>89837013
At least he's not Constantine
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>>89837543


lol this upset so many people

muh batgod would never do that!
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>>89812566
>not being raped by Skip
ONE JOB
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>>89840117

If we go hard sci fi for a moment (Ha ha I know, but they did let Larry Niven write GL for a brief time) then anything that can go interstellar is automatically in the planet busting range, and GL rings can waltz accross the galaxy no problem
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>>89823331
Honestly a good outcome for a cringeworthy Mary Sue waifubait character like Cass. Too bad it didn't stick.
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>>89849202
Because after Kyle's run, anything seems like an improvement. Give me corps wars all day long rather than MUH TORCHBEARER shit.
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>>89837178
Captain Marvel had super-cancer though.
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>>89860062
Did you even read Vol. 3 Anon?
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>>89824782
>>89824880
The Question is a fucking masterpiece
>>
The greatest job in the history of comics
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>>89822527
Captain Marvel can't melt steel beams.
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>>89812650
Nope. Hal recovered just fine.
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>>89860586
Yes, anon. It's where I decided that Kyle was the worst Lantern and his whiny fans have their nostalgia goggles bolted on too tight.
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>>89816874
Morrison at his finest, wow...
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>>89861120
It's no jobbing if you're fighting Mag-fucking-neato, man.
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>>89847937
>Nekron brought the whole fridge back
The absolute madman
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>>89846323
>>89846349
see, bucky had the right idea
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>>89846323
>Captain america rip off
>Black and white color scheme
This is what you get for not paying tribute to the STARS! AND! STRIPES!
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>>89863132
To stop cosplaying as Captain America?
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>>89836618
This artist draws impeccable expressions.
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>>89836618
>>so many reaction faces
It's practically one of Guy's powers at this point.
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>>89837113
I thought he was snickering
>>
Peter Parker punching his pregnant wife, selling his baby to the devil, and being locked in time instead of growing and accepting his mistakes.

Sadly this seems to not matter to most people.
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>>89834428
>Entire point of the page is to BE funny
>NOOOOO STOP MEMEING

Why are so many cape writers retarded.
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>>89863683
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>>89836618
Guy Gardner works pretty well with a sinestro ring
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>>89850773
I think his point is that Marvel has never been good about repeated panels so specifying modern Marvel in response to a DC comic doesn't really make sense
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>>89840420

>victim

I don't have a Costanza iteration powerful enough for this.
>>
>>89851932
Or point out that the part where Bishop really started to go nuts was after Cable doused him with nerve gas. Just make it some Goblin serum derivative the US government was experimenting with or something and you have a perfectly logical explanation for why he went from just trying to kill Hope but barely able to bring himself to do it to nuking the planet.
>>
>>89830071
Batman, Superman, and various other characters got mainstream appearances in other media to show us how serious they could be.

Aquaman's biggest claim to fame was Superfriends. When he appeared in animated Justice League they swung so far into cool to try and counter-act the Superfriends version in people's minds that all it did was remind you that he used to be a huge doof in that show.
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>>89865376
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>>89867715
>>89865376
>that last panel
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>>89831436
>>89829442
>im fucking plying none of you would think the same thing if you were in Guy's situation
Like half of us would have actually gone ahead and done it
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>>89837762
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>>89844086
>>89849402
JLI is funny to read, and Green Lanter Corps until Darkest Hour has one of the best Guy.
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>>89836618
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>>89852042
Kids are still named Joseph.
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>>89841836
i get a kick out of learning that guy is more valuable to dc than john
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>>89829953
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>>89833292
shut the fuck up ,joe
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>>89868262

>I would rape and/or grope an unconscious female teammate
>That means everyone else would do it too!

Seek help.
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>>89863683
>>89869549
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>>89830071
>Acting like Aquaman sucks because he sucked on Super Friends is like acting like Dick Grayson sucks because Batman Forever/Batman & Robin.

TBF, isn't that basically what LEGO Batman is doing to the character of Robin?
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>>89868020
>Flattered to learn he's bound for hell
Best guy, best lantern.
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>>89822417
>I will become Hitler to stop Hitler

Some people would kill a lot of babies if it meant Hitler would've never come to power. Somewhere out there really is someone who would kill six million of them, assuming they're not the wrong kind of babies.

That person probably posts on /tv/.
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>>89869527
John is the least valuable Earth GL, if he wasn't considered part of the buddybuddy group of Hal, Guy, himself, and Kyle he would've been killed off and forgotten by now.
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>>89812497
bump
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>>89870019
>>
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>>89856182
>muh batgod would never do that!
I think it's less "character would never do embarrassing thing" than "first time celebrity writer who's talked a good game for years tries to leave their mark on character instead of playing it straight."

See also: Max Landis
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>>89812497
Pretty much destroyed any of the lore and development Deadpool build.
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>>89832927
I've never really liked Bishop and even *I* see how good this idea is. Please get a job writing for Marvel while there's still a company to work for.
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>>89823658
Why does bendis ruin everything he touches?

And why does he keep getting jobs?
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>>89874320
Duggan and Posehn recovered him nicely though.
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>>89873906
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>>89869619
But he didn't.
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>>89874625
Yeah don't get me wrong I love Duggan's work its just that I really miss his old cast and kinda wish they would interact with the new cast.
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>>89874306
>first time

Kevin Smith already had years worth of Daredevil and Green Arrow in at that point.
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>>89863683
>reaction faces
reading 80's justice league right now. you ain't kidding.
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ok I'm done
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>>89824427
See, the problem here is this is one of those panels that SHOULD be so fucking stupid it's actually awesome. Instead, it's just fucking stupid. I blame the art, partially at least. Dialogue is kind of not great, as well.
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>>89876937
Kevin Maguire (and to a somewhat lesser extent Bart Sears) can basically be summed up as Reaciton Faces: the Artist.
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>>89822620
>>89824090
>>89842389
I'm trying to imagine the museum curator.

>Typical day at the museum
>Some guy walks in looking like a kid in a candy store.
>Bouncing around looking at all the exhibits, some of the other folks are staring at this weird bastard.
>Same nutjob suddenly starts screaming bloody murder while looking at the Professor Zoom exhibit.
>Guy goes fucking nuclear and traumatizes everyone in the place.
>The other visitors are running out of the museum while this autist is obliterating all the Flash displays.
>End up having to close early due to excessive damages.

Fucking tourists. Guy was probably high off his ass too.
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>>89874619
>And why does he keep getting jobs?
Ultimate Spider-Man
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>>89812497
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