YOU SEE MARVEL...

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>music hits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r16NjjDPLlc

UHHHH

>>89808576
holy hit, i've never thought about it.
Carol really is the roman reigns of marvel, top kek

>>89808593
IN THIS BUSINESS

Hey Haitch, does the Marvel soft reboot mean you are done trying?

>>89808630
QUITE FRANKLY

Maybe if all you faggots go somewhere else (i.e. here) we can have actual wrestling discussion again

>>89808972
Can't we talk about the rainforests in Seattle instead

>>89808995
But I want to talk about Cena versus Styles without having to wad through 30 posts about ""BBDWTS""" posts and 30 more ""FINNA""" posts for that one other poor bastard to respond to me

>>89808805
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THIS

>>89809280
YOU'RE A B-PLUS PLAYER

YOU CAN'T OUT-DESTROY

THE DESTROYER

>you're gonna go over Tony, but you gotta make Carol look really strong

>>89809828
>Tony
>Letting anyone go over him
Prepare that shovel Senor Jarvis

>>89810301
I think I love this parallel.

How's your territory doing, Todd?

>>89810301
Yeah I know, he's going over, but just make Carol look REALLY strong

>>89810332
Who would the Broken Matt Hardy and Brother Nero of comics be?

>>89809068
BASED BIG DOG WORKING THIS OBESE SMARK INTO AN EARLY GRAVE

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THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION IS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE CAST ME AS THOR

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>/co/ and /asp/

this is a really fucking strange combination, I could see /co/ and /a/, /co/ and /tv/ but /co/ and /asp/...

>>89810907
WWE Studios anon. Scooby Doo and WWE, Jetsons and WWE, Flintstones and WWE, Wavemania etc

>>89810599
>smark darlings who never drew a dime

inhumans?

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OH MAH GAWHD IT'S BENDIS! BENDIS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

>>89808606
> 30th Avenger arrives to deliver the final blow to Thanos
> Rumours are circulating about several characters. That rookie Ms Marvel, that old fan favourite Bucky, Hulk is coming back from his injury, even some are saying they've somehow signed Cyclops on.
> Instead Carol shuffles out to a chorus of boo's in the theatres

On a similar note, Teen Titans Go is CN's Roman Reigns.

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>mfw /co/ won't have sex

>this thread
/asp/ is truly the worst hell

>>89810599
I would say "reinventing the boring washed-up guy always in the shadow of his cooler teammate to become a little insane and the most talked about guy in the industry" would describe Cyclops a few years back.

> BROTHER LOGAN! I KNEW YOU'LD COME!

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CAN YOU SMELELELELELELLELELELELELELELLELELEL

WHAT THE ROCK

IS

COOKEN

>>89808576

BOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>89811337
>King Drexel is Tyke
>Ruby Sky is Emma
It fits

>>89811157
HE'S SUCKIN IT! SUCKIN THAT BIG BLACK COCK BAH GOD! FOLKS WERE IN FOR A GOOD OL FASHIONED SLIBBER KNOCKER TONIGHT!

>>89811295
>"GET A HAIRCUT, HIT THE GYM, GET A CLUE"

Which marvel hero needs this advice?

>>89811556

Teen Cyclops

>>89811556
>HIT THE GYM
I'm not making the DChad joke

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>>89810907
Come on anon, wrestling and comics is really similar when you think about it.

Hell, even you could say that WWE is Marvel while DC is TNA... just without the critical low number of TNA's viewers.

>>89811103
>Hardys
>Never drew a dime
18+

>>89810599
>Marvel's biggest rivals who are getting it right by reinventing themselves.
Broken Johns and Brother Didio

>>89810599
> they go under a "rebirth"

Gee I wonder who?

THE THING IS

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS MARVEL, IS THAT I AM THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN, THE DESTORYER. I AM THE GAME-UUUAAGHH.

YOU COME ON DOWN TO THIS RING AND ILL DROP YOU ON THAT STACK OF DIMES YOU CALL A NECK.

>>89808576
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>YOU SEE WILLIAM STRYKER I'M A GENETIC FREAK

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>GLOOOOOOORIOUS!

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>>89808576
>tfw all this meme has done is make me more sympathetic for Roman fans

>>89808506
Goodnight MARVELMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

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>>89808972
I like both. Fuck you for trying to make it actively off-topic. Open a /wooo/ tab and give my ROH posts some (You)s.

>>89809068
You look finna seething m8

>>89808995
This is going over my head. RAW reference? Haven't caught up yet.

>>89814562
This one's also new. Que? Haven't been /asp/ in a while either.

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>>89810599
VANGUARD 1 WAS RIGHT

>>89810301
So Carol shot on him?
Alpha AF. She really is The Big Dog.

>>89814619
Carter used the word "finna" wrong and got embarrassed so now he uses finna wrong on purpose all the time. It's retarded

>Cm Punk and Daniel Bryan could have been the new face of the company
>Vince goes for Roman fucking Reigns

>Bork Losner beats Undertaker.

>>89814705
>Bork looks like a dork now because old man Goldberg can squash him

>>89814705
Roman Reigns is a draw, you jabroni mark. Cryin Bryan couldn't handle being a main eventer

>>89814705
>Cuck master phil who thought he was too good for the company
>Gets BTFO everywhere else
Wasn't he supposed to write for Marvel too

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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Hawkeye and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another hero , you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Wolverine to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Civil War III, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Wolverine KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Clint, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Civil War III. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Civil War III. See Clint, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Civil War III.

>>89814739
People come just to throw shit at Roman.

I almost feel bad for the guy. Its not his fault that Vince is a tone deaf idiot.

>>89814743
He did write for Marvel. Drax and I think some Thor too.

>>89814760
Was it good?

>>89814759
>People come
Literally all that matters

>>89814759
I felt bad when he won the rumble and the boos were deafening

Then Rock came out and I laughed my ass off

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>>89814739
Pajeet my son

>>89814823
I'd say the best thing Roman could do is turn heel and turn on, and retire The Rock and have heat for the rest of his life.

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You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Baron Zemo and you can that statement is not true.

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>>89814460
Well, it's not Roman's fault that Vince keeps being that stupid over trying to push him as a star.

He has potential to actually be great, but writers, Dunn and lil Vinnie Mac still want his good ol face mastodon, DAMN IT!

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wheres the whores? And Who are these "women wrestlers"?

>>89815084
>Hating on Bayley.

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>>89815069
Oh I never said it gave me sympy for Roman.
Fuck him. At least Carol earned her shot after going through the ringer and coming out intact. He doesn't know shit about hardship.
Plus he's a purebred asshat in interviews.

>>89814691
What's the correct usage?

GIMMIE A FUCKIN MIC

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>>89815337
Now now anon never said i hated bayley if anything shes a family friendly whore also currently best ass on the roster. I just wish she would shake her hips or ass around more like bliss.

Also where were you when bliss supports best ship.

Idu this meme

Can someone link me to a clip or something?

>>89815380
Using it in place of "going to"

>>89814578
SmackDown Live bit. Daniel Bryan was talking about the rainforest in Seattle where his parents lived near. Renee wanted to talk BOUT WRASSLIN

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You see roasties the thing is.....

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I don't get it Hunter.

Why won't our readers accept Carol?

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>>89811347

If WWE was really kid friendly they would have done a HHH/WB/DC vs Rocky/Disney/Marvel Survivor Series by now.

>>89814705
I liked them too but wouldn't go that far. Especially given hindsight (which granted Vince totally lucked out on).
I was even ready to accept Roman as face of the company, right up until that fucking Rumble. I've tried writing why like 4 ties and can't do it justice, there were so many layers to that shitpile. Suffice to say they carnied too far. Waaaaaaay too far.

Sef could totally be face of the company tho. Well, if he doubles-down on leg day.

>>89809068
I'm sorry

>>89815733
This before or after HOG? Bro told me about that part.
Also he ain't wrong. Temperate rainforests are a thing.

So anyone else kinda annoyed by the fact that WWE decided that there's only ONE elimination chamber match and Dean Ambrose isn't defending his belt on a separate match? Or no womens EC match?

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>>89814739
What're the stats this time? Last time I checked /asp/ themselves were lamenting his shitty shirt shales.

>>89815998
Neither of those other titles have had Elimination Chamber matches. It's a major match, for big boy belts only. It's taken HiaC's place, funnily enough.
Although there might've been a tag one once. My memory's hazy.

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>>89809778
>just today realize that Haitch/Joe are slapping Destroyer everywhere specifically to oppose Seth's Architect moniker
>now the match might not even happen
I didn't even want the fucking thing, but when you wait THIS LONG to do it come the fuck on. fuk u papa h u egomaniac

Old school ECW>All.

>>89815968
Before HOG I'm fairly sure.

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>From the attitude era to three jokers making a time machine to fight Vaudeville performers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ojl_hxipr8

Also Michael Cole will forever suck.

>>89816577
Cole was great on NXT Season Three

So is Hulk Hogan still Persona Non Grata?

And when are they gonna wrap up that Benoit storyline? They have been doing it for nearly ten years now.

Bork Laser may as well be a caveman that was unfrozen by Paul Heyman to do his bidding.

>>89816711
Next Royal Rumble

>>89816711
>So is Hulk Hogan still Persona Non Grata?
They've mentioned him on commentary once or twice already. The Rock also forced them to acknowledge a guy cosplaying Hogan in the crowd by going off script once too.

According to Dave Meltzer (Wrestling's Rich Johnson), Hogan will be back "sooner than expected"

>>89816711
WWE has been saying his name currently, so it seems like they're now a-ok with each other.

If he appears, it will be probably at Wrestlemania.

>>89816711
>>89816824
>>89816843
He's nearly 70 years old. He needs to retire anyway.

>>89816815
His middle name ain't Extremely for nothin. He tamed the caveman Rhyno and now Bork

>>89816905
It's not like anyone expects him to wrestle, just to come out and do his poses for a cheap pop.

He's in better shape than the Undertaker even if he's 20 years older and that sack of hip surgeries is still doing his yearly match, anyway.

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The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the SHIELD, because I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, that you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16 - ROGERS 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS! All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Super Soldier Serum and try to get back some of that courage he had in his prime. As the Director of SHIELD, I'm servin' notice to every one of the 'Super Heroes'. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Steve Rogers list, and I'm fixin' to start runnin' through all of them. As far as this position is considered, son, I don't give a damn if it's Captain Marvel or Doctor Strange. Steve Roger's time has come, and when I get the shot, you're lookin' at the next weirder of the Infinity Gauntlet, and that's the bottom line because Captain Marrica said so!

>>89817021
*beats Sharon*

>>89816577
>he's too young for New Generation Era

>>89815592
>best ass on the roster
People always say that but I gotta disagree. Sure it has mass but it has no shape it's like mom ass and not like hot milf ass, Midwestern soccer-mom ass. It ain't worth the trouble if it ain't got that bubble.

Wrestling's fake

>>89818191
_____benis

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN.

So if Marvel is RAW and DC is Smackdown Live, what's NXT?

Young Animal? Image?

>>89821303
Since NXT is part of WWE, maybe it would mean the sleeper hits?
Like Superior Foes of Spidey, Visions, anything Ewing usually writes?

Who is the Roman Reigns of Marvel Comics? Miles?

>>89821303
>what's NXT?
The DC new talent program

Image is NJPW/ROH, it's where the talent goes when they're unhappy with management

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OH, YOU DIDNT KNOW

>"Sam, we need Captain America now more than ever. But Captain America needs a partner. He needs something more than a falcon. He needs...a peacock."
>DaltonWantsItAll.mp4

>>89822414
>ROH

they've been hemorrhaging employees for awhile now

>>89811962
DC is bigger than TNA. They're more like New Japan.

>>89811962
Marvel is Raw and DC is Smackdown.

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COMICFAGS GET OUT OF WRESTLING

FUCK THE JOKER AND CODY RHODES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>89811962
Or anything as entertaining as The Hardy Brothers

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>>89817179
>Sure it has mass but it has no shape it's like mom ass and not like hot milf ass

Well than i must respectavely disagree I will admit her ass in Nxt was not as shaped And her pants are kinda too tight and not flexible enough to really show it off. But she has been doing alot more crossfit And she has gotten more fit and toned than her time In NXT.

>>89816099
I dislike that it's the Pre-Mania PPV because it takes away some of the wonderment of surprise winners like it would in the old December a lot.

Do I see Baron Corbin going to Wrestlemania as champion? HA! Do I see him getting a mini run to the Elimination Chamber? Well, maybe. The main event of the Rumble is the Rumble itself, so you could stick the belt on Mojo and it still wouldn't effect buys that much.

>>89808506
I AM THE GAME

AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

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Normally if you go see a movie you got a 50/50 chance of it being good. But Zack Snyder is a movie freak and his movies aren't normal. So you got a 25% chance of it being good and then you add Gal Godot's Wonder Woman to the mix and the chances drastically go down. The trinity in justice league means you got a 33 1/3 chance of it being good but Avengers Infinity War has a 66 2/3 chance of being good because Ben Affeck knows he can't beat marvel and he's not even gonna try.

>>89812414
This Sunday after rebirth, the idea house Mahvuhl will be deleted.

>>89808576
>how to ruin wrasslin' 101

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Who is the johnny ace of marvel?

>>89814754
That promo needs Amadeus Cho (Buff Bagwell) standing behind Hulk with a chalk board to show Hulk's math is correct.

>>89816824
What does it mean that Hogan and Benoit aren't on the WWE network? Did they cut out the main event of every 80s WWF PPV?

>>89808506
IN HOLLYWOOD THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE THAT THEY SPEAK~