Tonight's episode: "Chapter Three: Body Double"
>THE GIRL WHO CRIED SHOTGUN — After new information surrounding Jason’s death comes to light, Cheryl (Madelaine Petsch) finds herself under a cloud of suspicion and forced to come clean about the last time she saw her brother. Meanwhile, Archie (KJ Apa) makes a tough decision that puts a major strain on his relationship with Miss Grundy (guest star Sarah Habel). Elsewhere, Betty (Lili Reinhart) decides to revive the school newspaper and asks for Jughead’s (Cole Sprouse) help in investigating Jason’s death, while Veronica (Camila Mendes) and Ethel (guest star Shannon Purser) work on exposing some of Riverdale High’s football players after rumors of a "shame book" begin to circulate. Finally, after getting grounded by his dad Fred (Luke Perry), Archie must figure out a way to make it to the Taste of Riverdale event where Josie (Ashleigh Murray) and the Pussycats will be performing a song he helped write.
Streams.
>Stream 1.
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/live-tv/the-cw-live-stream.php
>Stream 2.
https://www.arconaitv.me/tcw/
>Stream 3
http://livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main
30 minutes to showtime.
>>89795322
Will there be bondage?
"Body Double" (1984)
"A young actor's obsession with spying on a beautiful woman who lives nearby leads to a baffling series of events with drastic consequences."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086984/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Who's creeping on the main cast?
>>89795393
It's totally about thetwo sides of Betty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Double#Plot
look at those jugs
Are you ready for the amount of dominant dark Betty stuff that's going to come from this?
>>89795590
>Are you ready for absolutely nothing
Sure senpai
>>89795563
Almost as big as my head
Bring me Veronica or bring me death.
>>89795808
betty is best girl
>>89795808
>>89795861
Your both wrong.
Josie is best girl
>>89795808
Ronnie Vult
>>89795934
series josie nope
movie josie maybe
My dad's pissed we're watching Riverdale.
>>89795322
Time for dark betty
LESBIANS OR I WALK
inb4 incest
"I'm guilty... of lying"
:^)
>>89796078
My dick is not ready for this goddess to grace our screens.
>>89796070
He'll get over it soon
we fugged
Didn't he have sex with cheryl?
The gun shot is actually peaking my intrest
She does not look good worried. Dem forehead wrinkles
>>89796130
In the Afterlife comics, not necessarily this show
>>89796107
Why do you say that?
>>89796169
That's right! I think in issue #7 it's semi hinted.
>>89795322
Way not to be a pussy archie, good man.
>>89796181
Worst girl is getting blacked but dark betty arrives with her dark 'betties'
My gay associate thinks Betty's mom killed him.
>Betty calling him Juggy
You can cut the sexual tension with a knife
Hell yeah, they're bringing Chuck into the mix. Muh token boy!
>>89796242
do gaydars work for murder?
>>89796150
A spoileranon said Dilton fired the gun illegally training his scouts.
Vegas is a stupid dog name.
>>89796267
and that spoileranon seems accurate, compared to the other guy who was pretending to spill beans
Luke Perry actually does age nice to know
what does being grounded even mean in the age of the internet
BLACKED
Theeeeeres Chuck! But, where are his drawings and art book?
I wish Jughead was on screen at all timea.
>>89796311
Lots of masturbating?
>sticky maple
wew
Looks like Riverdale has its own Felicity
>Sticky Maple
>canadian hotgluing
I guess we know who's getting boiled tonight
WHAT A TURN
We do not need another King Kong movie so soon.
why does she hate maple syrup so much
Was Chuck always an asshole?
>>89796399
Aren't they trying to do a kaiju shared universe thing
>>89796402
>why does she hate maple syrup so much
Because it's not Ginger Stallion's maple syrup.
>>89796243
You could also cut a burger with a knife.
>>89795956
I would any of them
HAhaha, CW really hates black people. also I'm not touching Veronica again, tucking getting blacked
>>89796421
Yes, that's why Kong is the side of a mountain now. Skull Island is a set-up for Legendary's remake of King Kong vs. Godzilla.
HOW'S POLLY?
For people who are curious, this is Chuck. The girl is supposed to be is girlfriend and the coach, his dad. Basically a jock, nerd, all around good guy.
>Make Betty a mudshark just so Shitskin variant Veronica can be back to being best girl
>>89796402
It's empty calories
Veronica, she escalates things quickly
>>89796431
How's RONNIE!
>>89796432
>cutting a burger with a knife
post veronica
Smash his face with a hammer!
BETA UPRISING
>>89795322
I just watched the cringy producers promo
>We want the show to be the Twin Peaks of this generation
>We want the show to BE THIS GENERATION
Dude, is just Archie
Burn the coal pay the toll
>>89796468
>Riverdale is making people act out of character and amping up unnecessary drama
No fucking shit Sherlock
>>89796473
except veronica is mudshark hunter boyo, betty isn't.
>bulldog territory
>having to wait all season for Sabrina to clone Jughead so he can end up with best girl
Jughead's the real hero.
Archie you faggot, bang her
What would you wish for?
>did you see a
>WEIRD MYSTERY?
>>89796502
well archie is going to do some colonizing so here we go
>except for my body
I can't think of anything.
>>89796421
Yes. The 'MonsterVerse'.
Godzilla - 2014
Kong: Skull Island - 2017
Godzilla 2: King of the Monsters - 2019
Godzilla vs. Kong - 2020
Ar hie gonna get blacked?
You would be friends with Cheryl you cunt.
>>89796481
If it's a big enough burger and you like cutting it in half so you can have half now and the other on takeaway.
>it's a cyber bullying episode
Chuck went after Ethel? Damn nigga keep it in your pants
>>89796547
>Josie
>not Val
Still don't get this bullshit. Archie could still get blacked with Val.
>>89796557
It's a lying episode brah
>SLOPPY SECONDS
Is that Ethel?
>>89796556
No you fag. Man up and grab it with both hands
Wait? Is Ethel the actress who plaYed Barb on Stranger Things.
My god, Cheryl, get over yourself!
BOYS WILL BE BOYS, CHERL!
I hope Cheryl gets shot in the head too.
>>89796601
Yeah that's Barb
There's the CW we all know and love
KISS HER CHERYL IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Veronica is really annoying, this episode kinda sucks.
I'm getting a distinct feeling the writers are Veronica fans
>>89796625
>she tells it how it is
>she's the bad guy
It's the same problem women have with not taking responsibility for themselves.
>locker room banter is harassment
TRIGGERED
>>89796529
maybe some Chilling Adventures In Sorcery?
I remember when Veronica Mars had this sub plot. That show even a Betty & Veronica reference too, ha.
Ah man this thread's going to be shit isn't it
Veronica is HOT when she's alpha. Dear god.
Anti-tobacco furry commercial
>>89796651
Locker room? I remember hearing chads talk about this shit in art class. In middle school. And that was in the pre-Lewinsky days.
>>89796692
Her actress is built for femdom and the camera focusing on her ass is heaven
>>89796685
Yeah, /pol/ and /r9k/ are infesting already.
>>89796594
>Man up and grab it with both hands
That's what he said
>>89796651
No it's weirder when it happens closer to home, my cunt of a step sister fucked two dudes on my football team and they posted her nudes on the cork board as you walk in locker room.
Sometimes the universe delivers karma in person.
Damn Jughead, that's an indirect kiss
Beta Uprising confirmed
>>89796635
Daaaaaamn Barb.
>>89796594
If it'll get your autistic underoos out of a bunch then sure, just have your mom grill it up for me in the morning.
Japery and anonymous trash talk aside, not everyone eats so fucking big and I'm a fat fuck whose trying to cut back. Also I just wanted to make a burger reference to a sexual tension comment on Jugghead because the way of Jugghead is to eschew romance and pursue burgers.
You know what, fuck cutting back. Pursuing burgers.
Also, fuck man that cherry scene and Dilton being fucking crazy.
Jughead needed another ice cream sundae.
>Divas of color
Who the fuck writes this shit?
Oh no it's real
Where is Riverdale anyway? Which state?
Colonization orgy incoming?
CW hates blacks so much.
>>89796814
>Woke writers
>>89796781
OH FUGG
>It's a white guilt episode
t-thanks CW
At least the bandmates think she's full of shit.
>I quit the football team because the toxic masculinity was too much
Big Ethel is a cute. Oh my.
Kevin please
>>89796756
...What's right about posting someone's nudes?
>>89796848
ha hahaha
>>89795956
the cheer choreography is so bad on this show
>>89796820
The great state of Canada
>>89796843
Not really, Josie's the bad guy. Did you see how Melody and Val acted when she walked in the room
It's almost like Kevin is gay or something.
I'm pretty sure Cheryl is a sociopath.
Also, Barb. More Barb.
>>89796651
>Posting fake shit online
>Locker room banter
You know, I can understand the sexual bullying plot in a high school drama.
It's the kind of thing that type of show would have as plot fodder.
But not during a murder mystery.
>>89796855
Didn't you read? His step-sister is a cunt, therefore it's justified. That's how that works, right?-_-
HOW'S POLLY?
>>89796855
The fap material
I don't know, writing this expose and showing it all over the school would really fuck him up.
>>89796855
On merits? nothing but she is a cunt. I argued with myself whether to remove them or leave them up.
Ultimately she's her own woman, she made her own decisions.
>it's a feminism ep
Oh boy. I hope /co/ doesn't get triggered too much.
going full dark
Is it bad to post the nudes of a dead girl or does that count as revenge porn?
>>89796885
I'd forgive something like this if it was mid season, but it's too soon for a shitty filler plot like this
So Cheryl killed her brother, right?
>>89796912
I don't think the people who would get too angry about that are even watching the show
>>89796928
I mean Marylin Monroe's nudes are still out there
>>89796912
Too busy being triggered by and fighting over hamboigahs.
>>89796933
Isn't this season like 13 episodes?
The writing should be tighter for a murder mystery.
>>89796871
They inadvertently turned Josie and the Pussycats into Destiny's Child.
>>89796928
I used to enjoy fapping to dead pornstars. To be honest once picture is on the net, who knows what happened to the person so does it really matter?
Human empathy developed along the lines of tribalism.
>>89796957
>13 episodes for a murder mystery
Unless that leads to something bigger that would be fucking tedious.
>>89796801
This proves knife fags are autist
>>89796933
I wouldn't say it's all filler.
This plot brings dark Betty to the surface.
>>89796912
Not even close to triggered.
>>89796974
>inadvertently
This is pretty obvious
>>89796977
Not really.
I mean, you have a larger teen cast.
And you want to seed character development to build a foundation.
13 episodes is serviceable.
But shit...this is a filler plot for a genre this show is not.
>mommy wipes off her lipstick
>covergirl product placement
That scene was just a commercial
This feels like a bad idea.
POLLY WAS A GOOD GIRL AND SHE KNEW THE REASONS WHYYYYYYYY
What ever happened to those old diners? I miss gettin my burgers and milkshakes from them. :(
>>89797044
cost.
Betty's mom is really emotionally abusive.
>>89797044
The one near me burned down because some idiot left the grill on.
>>89797044
They're still around. You're not looking hard enough.
>>89797038
I remember being in high school and listening to MSI
Oh boy
hot tub, eh
>eating cheese curds alone at a diner at night
JUST
B U S T E D
>>89797044
There's still some here and there. I know of a few within an hour of where I live.
Unfortunately the one within walking distance is a Five Guys now.
Wait. Barb's house has a pool! And Betty and Chuck are gonna do the entrapment thing, and Ethel's not gonna hang out at the pool again, right?
>>89797067
HERE IT COMESBROILED
>>89797067
The boiling is coming!
God Luke Perry is such a fucking buzzkill.
>POLLY
Groundhog Day as a teen drama?
>>89795322
It is a lot harder to make a career out of music than it is for sports. They have a traditional structure that tells you if you can make it or not, so its more of a sure thing.
I think that is why people would respect it more, and not to mention getting into college on sports, a lot easier than music.
>>89797098
>>89797099
Do you mind?
>>89797136
as a teen horror drama
BRILLIANT
>>89797136
>Groundhog Day as a teen drama?
I'd watch it
>>89797136
Groundhog Day meets Final Destination?
>>89797142
Okay dad I get it.
>>89797159
Is anyone else seeing the At&t rape shower commercial?
>>89797177
OH SHIT. You're right. I forgot those shitty movies existed.
>>89797201
But you don't get it Archie.
Is this show just porn now?
Even Veronica is a little scared
Ronnie has cakes
Dark hair Betty has no boobs.
>veronica's girl boner
Goddamn it Betty, that looks terrible compared to your normal look.
>>89797256
>implying she wasn't getting wet
So are they just going to kill this man by making all the blood run to his boner or what?
>>89797254
Wrong pool.
Holy fuck it's going to be The Graduate in reverse!
>>89797273
Well, it's a thin line
There is not Betty, only POLLY.
>>89797301
>between wet and getting wet
>>89797298
>>89795322
dayummmm... I thought it was Veronica in those low quality WEBMs
You can only have one as your eternal waifu
Ronnie
Betty
Josie
Ethel
Evil Betty
Grundy
They're not good at all, and these songs suck.
>>89797234
The fact that I'm a ginger and get into weird mysteries but music is your breaking point.
Getting some Twin Peaks vibes from the first few minutes in episode one. Am i correct or is it's own thing?
>>89797338
Ronnie without question
>Luke Perry is the Joe West of Riverdale
Grundy, you are manipulative.
>>89797364
CW has the best dads
>>89797364
Who's the Det. Lance?
>>89797364
Human death flag?
>>89797358
It tries to be the teen segments of Twin Peaks.
But it fails for the most part.
>>89797338
Josie. She's a musician and I like musicians
THIS IS RAPE!
Seriously, Betty's mom is evil.
>>89797367
Even though she had every reason to steer him away from music, she was pretty honest with him and supportive.
>They're drugging Chuck
HOT
They should have gone with the newspaper article.
>>89797382
Does Kane count as a dad? Because the shit that that guy has gone through, christ
> That's what they call it when sluts get shamed.
Daaaaaaamn.
Wait, isn't shooting a normal part of Boy Scouts?
>>89795956
booty game is weak
Fuck, Noir Jughead is the only good part of this show.
THY'RE GOING TO MURDER HIM
>>89797413
>they're boiling chuck
Mmm time for hamburgers..
Polly gonna drown this fucker!
LOBSTER POT
>>89797425
Maybe they have to be at a range, or at least a designated shooting spot
Chuck in handcuffs and burning. Wow CW. Wow.
>Dom Betty
god damn
Dark Betty's freaking me out
this is my fetish
>>89797425
not near lakes with boats on them
Oh no, not maple syrup!
>for what you did to me
what
>Syrup
Just when I thought this was a klans meeting
Domme Betty in a bob cut of my god. Crazy but Daaaaamn.
>Femdom
My fucking dick
>>89797458
bruh, CW had people getting crucified last year on another show
What the fuck it's syrup not battery acid.
>>89797476
>Boiling water making you feel like you're suffocating and then getting dumped sticky shit all over you
she would be good at torture.
Betty should've farted on him too.
>Blonde Blue Eyed woman putting a nigger in their place
CW knows their audience
>>89797499
BOI, I'm talking about River-Fucking-Dale. I am triggered.
Best dad
>heel pushing him into boiling water
....
>>89797561
>it's everwood 2.0
>>89797462
polly was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
she was a good girl and it felt great to be a liar
>>89797565
I came
>>89797399
Is it any good then?
Doesn't seem like this episode is just flying by? I hope the next episode isn't this lackluster.
>>89797456
Yeah, Dylan is...Dylan is being an irresponsible fuck with this. And probably in violation of local and state ordinances.
>>89795322
>Janus god reference
>>89797597
I say wait for the inevitable supercut of Jughead's scenes.
Cause they're the only things working right now.
...and Pa Andrews
Girl power!
Alphas are going to get some revenge?
Betty was a good girl
>Justice for Ethel
I see what you did there
STOP SAYING HASHTAG CHERYL I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS!
>Destroying the evidence
Fucking idiots.
>Cheryl apologizing for her brother
It's like they're the same person
>>89797656
Girls are smart though brah
"Flying North"
I missed some of the episode but was that chick supposed to be Big Ethel?
So when did you guys realize Polly and Betty were the same person? I didn't see any hint of it in the previous episodes
What if Polly is actually pretending to be Betty
Spoileranon was right
What other leaks did we get?
Oh no. OH NO DOLTON.
>>89797685
The fact that they kept talking about her and never showing her didn't help.
>Grundy really was old
lmao
>the real Grundy is dead
So, she is Fake Grundy and real Grundy who died years ago looks like comics Grundy.
Time for Portlandia.
The REAL Grundy! ABOUT TIME. Fuck.
>>89797685
They're not. Why would her mom play along?
>>89797705
There was a second set of leaks, but they are not as trustworthy because they didnt mention some things that legitimately leaked, in a clip from the 8th episode
>>89797729
>comics grundy is best
>best grundy goes on the run after being hot fem fatale grundy on archie dick edition
damn.
>>89797727
>the leaker was right
get comfy
Welp
I'm glad to have witnessed Dark Betty almost boil something
Time for Ice Fantasy.
literally not muh grundy
I missed the ending what's with Grundy now?
>>89797756Sabrina is coming..Time for crazy shenanigans.
>>89797742
you ever try to straight up tell a psychopath they're a psychopath?
>>89797771
Stop posting my g/f, anon.
>>89797756
>>89797727
>>89797756
>>89797776Rosemary's baby Sabrina tooNever seen the movie what does that mean?
>>89797774
it was just preview for next episode. Spoilerbro was right, fake grundy stole real grundy's identity to hideout.
>>89797797
More demonic
UPCOMING EPISODES
4. Chapter Four: The Last Picture Show (February 16, 2017)
>HOLDING ON — When Jughead learns that an anonymous buyer has plans to tear down the local drive-in, he fights desperately to keep it open. Betty finds her friendship with Archie on the line after stumbling upon some startling information she’s uncovered about Miss Grundy’s past. Elsewhere, Veronica confronts her mother Hermoine about a suspicious meeting she witnessed between Hermione and a shady member of the Southside Serpents, a dangerous gang that lives and operates on the fringes of Riverdale. After uncovering Betty’s diary, a vengeful Alice finds the perfect opportunity to destroy Archie’s golden boy image.
5. Chapter Five: Heart of Darkness (February 23, 2017)
>THE HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES — With Jason’s funeral around the corner, the Blossom family moves forward with last minute preparations – and a secret agenda. Meanwhile, Archie’s attempt to refocus his energy on football comes to a halt when an opportunity to work with a new music mentor presents itself. Betty dives deeper into her investigation of Jason’s death and unearths some dark revelations about her family. Elsewhere, after uncovering secrets about her own family, Veronica forms an unlikely friendship with Cheryl, who is having a tougher time with Jason’s impending funeral than she lets on. Hermione turns to Fred for help after receiving a cryptic message from the Southside Serpents.
>A younger hotter teacher replaces an older teacher who died mysteriously.
Just keep reusing those plot points Sacasa.
>>89797797
some real satanic shit
I want to cum in Veronica's ass.
Also, I hate that this show is a huge fucking SJW propaganda piece.
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
>>89797764
Wait, you switching over to Netflix now or is there somewhere in continental North/South America along the east coast where the CW or another carrier is broadcasting Ice Fantasy, the 52 episode or so long Chinese live action western style fantasy with Wuxia and elemental elves, on syndication on the TV?
I missed the ending about Grundy? What this about her being fake and does anyone have links or recap to the leaker!?!?
>>89797814
We 'Chilling Adventures' now
>>89797756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt9vnmDxj5A
>>89797833
>She comes back as a zombie
>archie gives her the afterlife D
>>89797797
fyi that's a different leaker to the original.
The original said they'd seen the first 4 episodes and couldn't confirm the Sabrina thing.
Nothing the Sabrina leaker said has come true yet.
>>89797797
It's about a cult making a woman give birth to the anti christ.
>>89797797
Spooky Sabrina. Probably in the same vein as the current horror comic...but more teen dramatic and her less being the character struggling with being good.
I also hope this means they dust off the old Salem puppet.
>>89797826
Sorry, is that supposed to be bad?
>>89797835
East coast Canada, on a channel called Omni 2.
>>89797879
The creepy sabrina info came from interviews with the showrunners. Not from leakers
>>89797897
If they got Salem, they need Harvey.
Their broship made the show
>>89797897
So... Sabrina wouldn't be a good person then? Well that fucking sucks
>>89797836
Original Leaker (who has so far been right, don't click since they are unmarked):
>>89699975
Second set of leaks (that have been BS so far):
>>89689464
Dead link to a tumbler post about a clip from episode 8 that has SERIOUS spoilers in it:
>>89698591
Spoilers for clip:Betty and Jughead are a couple,
and Jason knocked up Polly
>>89797929
Woops. I'm mixing up the leaks from last week with the showrunner comments.
My bad.
>>89797897
>Salem calls Archie a gingerfaggot
>your face when
>>89797920
Jealousy, sir. Jealousy. I'm only a few episodes in.
>>89796903
Did she decide to post the pics?
>>89797951
Sabrina is good but being a witch means she's one of Satan's wives and sacrifices shit to him
>>89797951
Well, it's weird. Horror comic Sabrina is very morally grey to start but the fact that she's half mortal and has free will plays into her transition as she realize just how fucked up her world is.
And Salem, like in all things, is the best an has got her back even in the face of her kind of terrifying aunts and her father's ex witch lover out for revenge.
She'll probably be no more evil than Cheryl or Betty. She'll just be spoopy.
>>89798016
The dude she fucked and took pics with is an asshole, or at least he was, this was years ago.
I know guys like to think they'd white knight but our house was on river with lots of land, she's literally a rich girl playing wigger. As evidence by hundreds of dudes that got a chuckle out of it, some people get their just desserts.
So is "the edgy adventures of Archie that don't involve zombies" any good?
Should I bother watching the other episode(s)?
>>89797952
>Hot Japanese girl
There was a hot japanese girl in Archie? is she in the show yet?
So the BS Leaker with all the Super Natural stuff is confirmed fake I guess?
That's a shame because I really would enjoy seeing Sabrina
>>89798025
>sacrifices shit to him
So she can sacrifice the characters we hate?
Can they crossover with Arrow so she can sacrifice Felicity in a bloody painful ritual while Salem calls her out on all her BS.
>>89798072
I'm going with Fake for now, because they did not mention the gigantic spoilers that were in a clip from the episode
>>89798025
>Satan's wives and sacrifices shit to him
Wait, that interpretation of Witches was in Archie Comics? Holy fucking shit.
>>89798144
Go read the Archie horror comics dude they're great. 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina' and 'Afterlife with Archie'
>>89798144
>Bringing the delicious goat interpretation into archie universe.
The only way the Polly/Betty split personality thing could work is if only like a few people acknowledge or reference Polly. If I remember correctly the only people to mention Polly are the parents Betty and the Blossoms so maybe it's just a personality that comes out between them (but ooutside of that it's a stretch). Hell in the episode 8 spoiler they're talking about throwing Polly a baby shower so that basically kills the possibility unless they pull some bs where there's only one of them on screen at a time. They could pull a Laura Palmer/and her cousin with Polly and Betty being portrayed by the same actor but once again that's a stretch.
>>89796481
Anyone else find it hilarious that CW likes to have racial implications to all their shows?
>Blonde girl puts a black man in his place and soft-tortures/drowns him and makes what his character in the comics is (a good person) to being absolutely horrible
>Black Pussycats need a white man to write their lyrics better because they're to dumb to do it or not intelligent enough
>>89798178
where's this Betty/Polly thing coming from?
Like, I watched this episode, I definitely think Betty is fucked up and is developing dissociative identity disorder, and I think it is both possible and a potentially good twist for Polly to be Betty's other self, but why does it seem like so many anons are acting like it's already been confirmed?
>>89798200
i'm with the black kid. fuck bane and all that shit, the real issue is that bruce eats his hamburger with a knife and fork.
>>89798350
This is bothering me too, it's like people knew already even before the show came out
>>89798200
I remember this trash. Either Bruce is dedicated to keeping up his persona or Batman really is shit tier
>>89798350
>>89798368
I am convinced that Polly literally is another person. Betty might think she can be Polly to pretend to be someone else, but Polly totally exists
>>89798178
From what I can tell, Betty has a split personality caller Polly, created due to the grief from her actual sister called Polly being sent to a mental institution.
>>89798401
It makes more sense to me that Polly exists. In which case the second personality is just Betty's idea of Polly.
Also, I really hope we get spoopy Sabrina in this season. That would be some good shit.
Are we ignoring that someone has already been cast as Polly?
>>89798450
Totally. Polly is the more assertive/dominant sister, and Betty channels her when she goes all Dark Betty
What if Polly and Betty swapped places?
Betty was sent to the mental institution and Polly was forced to believe she's Betty.
The actresses are actually playing the opposite characters.
Okay, I think I've been watching too much Pretty Little Liars on Netflix with all it's wacky plotlines.
>>89798350
idk. I think it's possible but we hardly have enough to go off of.
>>89796814
They're kinda pissing me off. I know they said theyre divas but they seem so damn stuck up. Mostly Josie of course since the others are always quiet. She needs to get an attitude correction
>I'm going to go Scorched Earth
badass line
>>89798583
>>89798484
This is the CW. They've pulled dumber/wackier shit.
However-
>>89798450
Something more along the lines of this could be passable.
>>89797409
I was so damn happy when she got slapped
>>89798066
What did she do, cheat on him?
I mean that hurts, but I'm like 85% sure that's a sex crime.
Full dark no stars is a good reference
>>89798852
What is it referencing?
>>89798928
book of short stories by Stephen King a few years ago
I don't really remember it but in two of them girls get revenge on guys and kill them
>If you could change one thing about the show what would it be?
Before the show even started I thought for comic relief it'd be great if Jughead was the only character unscathed by being brought into a modern adaptation. Like just regular old complacent trickster Jughead surrounded by all these brooding teenagers and adults.
>>89798980
who is the comic relief now?
>>89798980
More lesbians
>>89798928
>>89798967
What the fuck? Big Driver, aka the story with the author who got raped by a giant man and left for dead, was turned into a Lifetime TV Movie.
The other story is a fictionalization of the real Bind-Torture-Kill murderer, called A Good Marriage
>>89799054
get some
>>89799023
There isn't. I just thought it'd be humorous and if in the midst of all the murder and scandal Jughead would be off in the distance hunting down burgers. It'd be a simple way to keep some of the original Archie charm intact.
So Betty went insane and shot Jason while she was "Polly", right?
>>89799535
Probably. And I'd bet that her mum knows and is trying to pin it on someone else.
>>89799704
>>89796814
Middle-aged jews.
>>89799736
>>89799819
>>89796814
>I was gonna call it "NWP: Niggas With Puppets!" Catchy, ain't it?
>>89799855
>>89798980
Get rid of Kevin, or tone down his faggotry levels.
>>89799890
>>89799924
>>89799855
I'll be in my bunk
>>89799915
I agree with this. Gay characters can be gay without being hyper-sexualized flaming flamboyant faggots. They'd have the dude suckin dick on screen if they could.
>>89799948
>>89799978
>>89799996
>>89800024
>>89800046
Mrs. Lodge...
>>89800024
Mahou Shojou Veronica
>>89800091
>>89800119
>>89800142
>>89800167
>>89796447
>I'm not touching Veronica again
Does it matter whether or not the individual in question is a walking stereotype or have we just dropped that pretense altogether?
>>89800201
>>89798203
>>89797830
>>89800228
This thread is getting creepy
>unzips
Guess I have a new fetish now.
>>89800268
>>89800291
>>89800317
>>89800344
>>89800368
>>89800394
>>89799025
More than 0 you mean?
>>89800275
Wait, what's creepy? All these damn pics? They're unnerving, but not creepy.
>>89800428
>>89799297
>tfw this scene will never be in the show
>>89800456
>>89800476
>>89800490
>>89800522
Ms. Grundy a cute.
>>89800553
Jughead a cute.
Where are this weeks Ronnie ass shots?
>>89800586
>>89800610
>>89800275
Yeah, this thread took a turn for the....weird
>>89800650
>>89800712
Wrong thread.
>>89800728
Riverdale needs a capeshit intro.
>>89800756
>>89800822
>>89800933
>>89797093
RIVERDALE IS THE UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE INHABITANTS OF UPSIDE DOWN'S POINT OF VIEW
BARB GOT REBORN INTO ETHEL
DEMOGORGON IS JASON BLOSSOM AND THE INHABITANTS OF STRANGER THINGS' UNIVERSE WOULD SEE HIM AS A MONSTER
>>89800977
>>89799819
>>89799948
>>89800428
>>89800456
>>89800822
What is this thread, holy shit. There's so many.
>>89801064
>>89801214
>>89795322
>ethel says one guy lies about her
>she's in the book like four times
>>89801178
This will be every thread
>>89801788
I loved Afterlife with Archie but this is taking a lot of it. Could live without Dilton being whatever he is.
Presumably Mama Lodge is going to die and Hiram's going to make a big appearance.
>>89801892
What does it say in parentheses after "back to kissing"?
>>89798096
I think the other spoilers are real. They kind of match up with the episode descriptions we have and set up Archie's mom for a short appearance which we know is most likely since she's too famous to be a regular. The episode 8 spoilers were probably just a minor subplot and the leaker just wanted to give us the points about the main story.
Anyone have webbums of pool Ronnie? I can never find an HD source for this show.
Also dat Frankie Valdez comment.
watching this still makes me feel like a trashy bitch. like junk food for my eyes
>this is playing in an early scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GUnwlXqP4
>guy gets boiled later in the episode
>>89801928
think its
gonna score
something soon
here's slightly more
>>89801892
>13% of females...
what
>>89801971
Does it feel good, anon? Does it feel good being a trashy bitch?
>>89802066
Betty, take your Adderall.
Why the fuck were the adults so catty? Is it menopause?
>>89802141
t. can't handle the bantz
>>89797897
>updated evil scary sabrina
>still has the old salem puppet
I hope for this. with mjh playing an aunt
>>89801988
Dude, so far the episodes titles are based off old movies, and mostly seem to have some connection to the plot. I haven't seen Touch of Evil in a while, but the other two were connected to the plot (Body being found on a river bank, and double Betty)
>>89796861
That is realistic for high school.
>>89802337
Do you think she'd play Hilda or Zelda?
>>89802403
The pathologist said Jason's body had the "touch of evil", referring to the marks of torture I guess. Closest thing in Touch of Evil would be the Janet Leigh character's captivity.
>>89802477
>Do you think she'd play Hilda or Zelda?
both
I need fics of Dark Betting domming Veronica
>>89802552
I'll probs be making a fic or two about the show. You can read them eventually.
>>89802484
As separate people, or a 2-for-1-Betty deal?
>>89802664
yes
>>89802061
It said "13% of females responded to Moose"
>>89802735
Was Midge on the banglist I thought I saw her name but didn't bother going back.
>>89802669
I'll probably write one too.
hahahah chuck got wrecked
>>89803051
Yep. He got really wrecked. I almost feel bad for him.
Except they hurt Ethel. It's not smart to hurt the person who helped you with math.
>>89797952
normally i love spoilers but now that we know who killed jason i feel like i ruined the show for myself :(
>>89803051
Pretty redpilled desu
>nig is exploitative primitive subhuman
>Ronnie burns the coal and then pays the toll
>victim complex Pussycats
so "sticky maple" is TV-friendly speak for cum on the face, right?
>>89803153
I am unconvinced about that second spoilers, mostly because the cast is actually still filming the show this week. I would highly recommend not looking up that clip from episode 8 though
>>89803205
Nah, negro cum is a light brown colour like maple syrup and the "sticky maple" is referring to one of them cumming into a girl's vag then making her walk around as their brown syrupping goo gets their crotch and thighs all sticky dripping out while he and his pack chant "OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA STICKY MAPLE STICKY MAPLE!" The girl is then made to squat over pancakes and squirt out the brown cum onto them and eat them. It's very common, especially in countries like Sweden.
>>89798851
honestly I don't even remember, a buddy from second string came up to me in shop class and told me about it and went down to lockroom and it was there, with a crowd of guys checking them out.
and this was like back in 03'/04' so if it is..well I guess cops could try to track him down but honestly by now he's probably done something much worse. A good chunk of dudes on my team became delinquents of one variety or the other. Jail for anything and everything you can think of.
>>89803388
>this and that autist who posted those snap filters on screenshot
oh boy this thread
>>89803388
I knew that, good thing you cleared it up.
>>89803167
Ronnie isn't even white here. Plus I thought this show was "SJW propaganda"
>>89803527
It's more feminist propaganda than anything since most of blacks got screwed over, so it must be a new kind of sjw thing where they empower women and shit on another minority group.
Real Talk
I give literally zero shits about any messages feminist or otherwise, this show has had a 3D Ronnie in a swimsuit and someone shoved Reggie through a vending machine window. 12 year old me is dancing with joy.
>>89803339
Already saw it, too late. I'm a sucker for spoilers.
>>89803100
But seriously though, I don't feel bad for him at all. If he was fucking stupid enough to fall for it by thinking with his dick he deserved it.
>>89795322
Okay, I enjoyed this, so I guess I'm committed now. Something about the show is oddly comfy. I now look forward to it every week.
Please god don't turn to shit like pretty little liars, but I did unironically enjoy most of pll so idk
>>89797424
That dialogue was so horrible I have to think that Alice intenationally was being annoying.
>>89803553
>It's more feminist propaganda than anything
Chuck talked shit and got hit. He reaped what he sowed.
>>89796099
That shit was so lame
>>89796242Betty's mom manipulated dark bettyinto killing him for her
>>89796311
>not grounding with wifi cut off
>>89796417
No he was a negro who knew his place and only date black girls
>>89796311
>>89803976
back in the day my dad used to ground me by not letting me read books, since it was the only fucking thing i did until high school.
>>89796820
Its in the state where springfield is
>>89797338
V for sure. The girl's perfection.
>>89797338
Ethel, clearly her family is loaded and she isnt too bad looking herself
>>89797425
You need a permit and shit, Dilton likely ddnt have it. Which is why he is worried about the misdemeanor
>>89797338
If you pick Betty, surely you'd get Evil Betty thrown in for free?
>>89797777
Nice quads but Jason, Cheryl and pretty much everyone Betty talks to has known Poly
>>89797338
Where's Cheryl?
>>89797823
>After uncovering Betty’s diary, a vengeful Alice finds the perfect opportunity to destroy Archie’s golden boy image.
Who the fuck is Alice?
>>89804221
Betty's mom
>>89798025
>implying they will adapt it that way
>>89804221
Alice Cooper.
>>89799023
>>89799142
You can argue Kevin is the comic relief with his literal gay shit
>>89804156
Ethel is very qt.
>>89804190
Yep. Would be worth it
>>89801892
>Midge (yeah moose!)
>>89795322
Looks just like Larkin Love but smaller tits
That bra is way too big and too padded, makes her tits look weird for pushing them up so much.
>>89804241
>Alice Cooper
>Syd Barret
What is with this trend of comic shows naming female characters after rock stars?
>>89804868
Archie comics have been around since the 1940s, they had the Alice Cooper name first.
>>89804241
That must be the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
>>89804905
Did they name Bettys Mom in the 40s itself hough
>slut shaming. it's what they call it when sluts get shamed. (I'm talking about your daughter btw, she's a slut)
what did she mean by this?
Where can I find the episode?
>>89805295
She means that Veronica is sexual pernicious when it comes to black male football players.
>>89804923
Not sure about the 40's, but well before Alice Cooper the singer appeared anyway.
>>89805736
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Damn, that promo
No wonder she's only listed in four episodes
Is she the harrison wells of Riverdale?
>>89807669
Riverdale is the Flash of CW teen dramas
>>89807669
well we're getting worst actresses being left over so..
>>89807700
this so much
>>89798484
She's cute.
>>89801965
If a torrents up i got you
>>89797159
>It's always February 2nd and I can there's do about nothing it.
What did he mean by this?
>>89801965
I gotcha senpai, I don't have the webdl version though
Sheett, I gotta start watching TVD again.
It's the final season now
Can we get a webm of Dark Betty pushing the Chad into the hot tub with her heel?
I need it for personal reasons
>>89808189
and the maple syrup torture
>>89808189
I wasn't expecting a femdom episode nor a nod to Stranger Things
>That Barb peeking out from the door and she didn't even go near the pool
>#Justice for Ethel
KEK
>>89808204
The Guest soundtrack playing in the background was dope
>>89808523
>>89808691
my FUCKING DICK
>>89808691
>>89808732
Has the CW gone too far?
>>89809006
NOT FAR ENOUGH
I REQUIRE DARK BETTY TO CHAIN ARCHIE TO THE BED WHILE SHE'S SAYING "YOU LOVE ME NOW, BITCH?"
>>89808053
>including the nig
shit webm desu senpai
>>89802016
YEAH MOOSE!!!
>>89796912
My first thought after watching was to come to my misogynist image boards toshitpost about it
We're about to hit bump limit. Riverdale isn't perfect but I'm actually glad it's doin okay among the /co/mrades.
>>89797338
Jughead
>>89797654
#Hashtag Shut The Fuck Up
>>89808691
wtf I love this show now