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Gimme back my tree star. Your show is unworthy of it.

Do episodes just get mangled if they're drawn and animated at Rough Draft?

Looking through Raven and Paul's episodes, so many are plagued with off-model issues, but all of them done at SMIP all have consistent good boarding. Granted, most of those done at SMIP are plot-important episodes ("Warp Tour", "Rose's Scabbard", "The Return", "Gem Drill", and "Earthlings"), but "The New Crystal Gems" seems like it was animated there, and it doesn't seem like too serious an episode.

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Gems should make a vlog about their life on earth

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jasper is best best gem

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I need pictures of Steven.

Given that the upcoming graphic novel might explain the purpose of the orb in the moon base, would you guys be okay with certain things not being expanded upon in the show if they were expanded on in other official forms of media? like how Peri and Lapis learned to tolerate each other and eventually become friends?

YDot is endgame.

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>>89780180
I wouldn't mind, but you've got to understand a lot of people don't read the comics.

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>>89780180
it would have to be done well and if it was i would fine with that

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Poly Time

>>89780249
kill yourself

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>>89780261
nah I'm good thanks

>>89780180
Fine if the show doesn't suffer from it. Like, make references to comics stuff later, but as if it was a small adventure that wasn't too important, and not "lmao don't you read the comics".

>>89771313
>Will a section with the comics be added to sug.rocks?
Why not. I'll take a look at that.

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So what are you doing today boys? I'm going to my neighbours.

>>89780318
prepping for a skiing holiday
gawking at some badges i got from /k/

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I love Lapis Lazuli

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I love you guys, even if we have different opinions. Stay happy, my friends.

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lol >>89780093

>>89780249
god i wish that were me

>>89780249
>>89780497
Her wip is barbed. You would be in excruciating pain and bleeding out.

Steven Vs. Amethyst was a great episode.

It still hasn't leaked? Holy fuck

>>89780111
Yeah I hate it when people shit on Raven/Paul even though they produce some of the best episodes and have an overall decent style. A lot of their wonkyness can be blamed on the korean animation studios.

>>89780602
All the better.

>>89780619
They never leak this early. The only time episodes have leaked over a day before they were supposed to air were

>this past Steven bomb (a little under a month in advance by accident)
>Buddy's Book (was uploaded to CN's servers a day earlier than usual)
>Too Far (shown at 2015 NYCC)

We're getting it sometime midday on Friday.

do you guys think the robonoids are ever gonna be used again at some point?

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>>89780249
posting best poly ship

>>89780748
Seems doubtful, unless it was just in the background as homeworld was trying to secure a warp to earth through force or something like that. Don't think Peri can interact with them without her gear, right?

>>89780819
that swim ring aint gonna float your fat ass steven

>>89780748
To fix the Warp Pads, when the diamonds come.

>>89780945
well, they're already disabled and inactive, i was thinking more if the gems would squish any of them if it was necessary that they needed to fix one of the warps to Homeworld or any other gem planet.

If your each gem was a snack, what would they be and why?

>>89780701

Pretty sure a whole bunch of episodes leaked weeks early this summer.

>>89780111
Actually, now that I checked, literally every Joe/Jeff/Colin episode was done at SMIP, except for "Say Uncle" (a gag episode where off model animation is more acceptable) and "Rose's Room" (which has thinner lineart + slightly off boarding). I get that they get preferential treatment bc they're the "on model" team, but it'd be interesting to see how a newer episode boarded by them would look if it were animated at Rough Draft.

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Have we already been *triggered* by this?

>>89781026
The SoS episodes, starting with "The New Lars", would leak anywhere from a half hour to 6 hours before airing. None of them leaked a day or more in advance.

>>89780180
Wait what?? Who said that about the orb in the moon??
Also i would be pissed if its only answered in the graphic novel,given the fact that they focused a scene with it in the show.

>>89780748
Peri did use them already. She rebuild them to attack drones seen in Gem Harvest

>>89781047
Yeah we had a storytime yesterday where everybody sperged out

It does bother me a little desu, just because it seems to be done intentionally by the artist to make a point

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>>89780961
Stand for your brethren, stamp out the Xeno threat.

Pls no leaks I want to watch live with you guys, it used to be so much fun

>>89781047
What the everlasting...

The mental gymnastics required to devise this stilted dialogue is immense. First, this show has no problem calling gendered beings by names that aren't usually applied to people of that gender. Second, up until they considered naming it, they were fine calling it "it", as one does when speaking of nonperson animals of indeterminate sex. Politeness to guard against offense does not apply, even were its sex never to be determined in its lifetime.

So, to believe this dialogue, Steven has to think of it with enough personhood to want to avoid offense, give it a girl's name instead of a gender-neutral name like "Pat", then still use the singular "they".

Dropped from my pull list.

>>89781028
i mean what can you expect from a place called rough draft studios. is that supposed to be an ironic nickname or something

>>89781130
the creator of the comic said they want to 'make it as queer as possible' so this isnt a surprise at all

>>89781071
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Steven-Universe-Original-Graphic-Novel/dp/1608869962/

>"As electric disturbances begin causing objects to mysteriously hover all around town, The Gems travel to the Moon Base and back to figure out how to solve the problem and figure out who is causing it."

There's only 3 known rooms in the Moon Base, one of which was the mural room, and one that was the control room. Unless this introduces some new sections of the base, it has to do with the orb.

>>89781124
But you know Anon, the episode will be leaked before air time.

>>89780135
Lapidirts should fucking kill themselves.

Someone else has theorized that the leaks are by CN and meant to damage SU's ratings right? Some shit about the show being hard to rerun or something.

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I wonder why holly is so popular.

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>>89781412
She thicc

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canon

>>89781441
delusion

>>89781390
Sometimes people are just too desperate to dig for content of a cartoon for children

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>>89781441
I honestly don't get people who ship Steven with people other than Connie

do you just like supporting sunken ships or something?

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>>89781481
connnie bad because poo in loo mary sue whatever the fuck

>>89781047
I get that the artist would want to promote that kind of stuff, but it's kind of dumb to apply it to a bird. Actually have a human that uses "they" if you want to make a point, here it seems forced.

>>89781412
Not that popular, just has new gem smell and isn't as ugly as bismuth

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>>89780611
Agreed. My favorite episode of the Amethyst arc

>>89781562
And we already have that, Stevonnie. And it actually makes sense, too.

>>89781580
The whole arc would've been perfect if Smokey wasn't so ugly.

>>89781611
Why the fuck wouldn't Smoky be ugly?

>>89781161
>wanting to make it as queer as possible
>only "queer" thing in the comic was using a gender neutral pronoun for a fucking bird

Was there even an attempt made?

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>>89781555
I actually like Connie but she needs to learn to share.

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>>89780318
Work.

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>>89781611
Smoky is just fine and looks how a fusion between amy and steven should

Sorry that a fusion between them doesn't look like a model, honestly dont know what you were expecting

>>89781662
My main complaint are the stupid tiny feet but that's more of an artstyle problem

Any word on when the full episode might leak

>>89781611
Smoky scenes are kinda hard to watch. Ugly and obnoxious. I dunno if she should change, but I don't like that smoky exists.

>>89781677

>>89780701

>>89781673
>the stupid tiny feet
That's a problem with every Amethyst fusion. It especially looks ridiculous on Sugilite.

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>>89781662
The problem is the concept art is completely superior to the canon art.

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>>89781611
but Smoky is so fun

and I love her asymmetrical arms

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>>89781758
I blame Raven and Paul

>>89781758
It's almost shocking how much better the concept art is.

>>89781758
But that doesn't even look like steven + amy fusion looks more like an amethyst rose fusion
And why would they be that skinny when both steven and amethyst are chubby/fat

>>89781795
That is chubby. The current design is straight up obese.

>>89781792
Sugar is leagues above her entire crew and it's shocking

>>89781774
Honestly I think Raven/Paul are the closest to capturing her emotional style

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>>89780318
Playing For Honor and if I don't like that/ my toaster cant run it, Dying Light and Forced Unleashed.

>>89781792
Not really, thats not that chubby
Smoky looks like it has steven and amys body type just in bigger form, they may look a little more rounder to. To me it makes sense for them.

>>89781390
>Has someone ever theorized that...?
Yes.

But the ordinary leaks are from on-demand TV service providers which provide previews and screenshots for all shows, it just happens that for SU they are especially spoilery. Out of This World was just someone fucking up and uploading all 5 episodes when it was meant to be only the first one. In any case it's in CN's best interest to keep ratings up, it's not like high ratings forbids them from cancelling a show

>>89781847
Oops this post was meant for
>>89781810

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>>89781758
I didn't like her at first. She grew on me during Know Your Fusion

they're dressed like the crystal gems in the new screencaps (well kinda, lapis has amy's messy hair and peridot's wearing glasses like garnet) but who is supposed to be pearl

>>89781182
that would suuuuuck.
"hey you know that mysterious orb we had a whole scene with in it could have been great? Yeah,we dont have time to adress that.Well just have to talk about it in this graphic novel"
At least make it not canon and that the electric disturbances are being made by an enemy gem.It could be fun and wouldnt ruin the shows canon.

>>89781611
>two fatasses
>both with pig noses and one is legitimately deformed
>WHY DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE A PERFECT WAIFU

>>89781847
The body type in the concept design is the exact same as Steven and Amethysts. If it made sense for them to suddenly combine their weights on fusing, shouldn't every fusion be at least chubby? Steven has been shown dieting and has lost weight over the course of the show. It might just be lazy animation, but he's actually pretty skinny now. Amethyst has a slight visible weight on her waistline. Smokey looks like she's wearing a barrel.

>>89781904
the pumpkin,duh

>>89781904
No one, Lapis went 'ew' at the thought of being Pearl

>>89781761
>>89781774
Where's the porn?

when gems fuse with Steven do they fuse with Steven or Rose's gem?

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>>89781774
Sucrose helped with the current design tho

She said the design also incorporated ideas from Danny, Paul, Raven, Lauren, Hilary, and Kat. So they are all to blame

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>>89781904
>Who would want to be a pearl?

>>89781904
>Connie wearing Steven's shirt
Can they just plow already holy shit
She wants it bad

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>>89781943
Honestly I like how she looks there too, I just hate when they make her a literal ball. What is this shit

>>89781958
See
>>89780111

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>>89781956
That she does

>>89781958
*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP*

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>>89781943
I don't actually think Smoky has a bad design

I think alot of people are just left with that impression because of the questionable to poor quality we have been seeing in Raven and Paul's episodes more recently

Smoky doesn't look bad, everything they draw looks bad, just rewatch Earthlings, Jasper and Peridot look bad too, hell watch Kindergarten Kid

Raven and Paul have been off for a while idk why, they used to be really good

>>89781976
But this is the Korean studio that's supposed to do good boarding transition, yet most of Earthlings looks awful.

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I bet all the anons here are cuties

>>89782012
Hope you didn't bet anything you like too much, because I'm here.

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>>89780111
TNCG is going to be the most important episode of the series, rivaling HtD.
Or it could be an important Lapis episode, she hasn't had her seasonal focus episode yet, who knows.

>>89782012
I'll take that bet.

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>>89782019
>>89782027
don't be so insecure. I know you two are cute

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>>89782023
>TNCG is going to be the most important episode of the series, rivaling HtD.
That's obvious
All Connie episodes are important!

>>89782027
And you're gonna regret cause I'm the best there's ever been.

>>89782062
I'm better than best.

>>89781929
>has been shown dieting

Uh when? And its most likely just the art style, im pretty sure steven is still supposed to be a fat kid, its just the way the boarders draw, considering he still looks fat in some episodes/scenes

Idk I guess I dont see the big deal, smoky looks like a fusion between the two, to me

>>89782023
>it's not peridot that poofs but lapis
she's the only one that hasn't poofed in present time i believe

>>89781958
That was literally just for one scene and like a second long and she looks super round in that concept art soI dont see the issue/ difference here

She looks fine

>>89782096
>she reforms
>no star, but instead has a Steven face marked out on her dress

>>89782108
She looks round the concept art, but not like a beach ball with legs.

>>89782108
There are a lot of times where she looked awful, she looked fucking obese in her introduction scene.

>>89782078
I might be thinking of Steven helping Connie train. But he has been shown eating healthier foods after season 2, preferring to cook soup and fish sandwiches rather than cakes with cheese balls.

Still, even when he's drawn fat, he's still a lot skinnier than he used to be, only usually about as chubby as amethyst is.

>>89782118
>she just reforms with a shirt that has Team Steven written on it
i would like it if she didn't get a star but did remove the diamond

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>>89782023
>TNCG is going to be the most important episode of the series, rivaling HtD.

So like, are you stupid on purpose or just gifted?

Wait, doesn't Peridot already wear glasses? She should have put a box on her head

>>89782196
Could be being sarcastic.

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>>89781573
I'd agree with this. Holly's design is simple, but effective. She's well-proportioned (unlike bismuth), and her color placement is solid, especially with the white on the boots and hair. I'd probably enjoy her character from a visual standpoint alone (and that can't be said for many SU characters).

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>>89781986
Ya I agree with this, she looked just fine in KYF
People who say she looks terrible only keep referencing Earthlings as "proof" which is ridiculous to me

>>89780444
>mega
I absolutely adore her, im not even sure what makes me like her so much, but when she smiles I feel my heart skip a beat and I just want to hug her and make her smile all the time... why cant I feel that way about a real girl.... fuck me...

>>89780819
umm sorry, but I do not think steven will be fat when he grows up.

you can argue the ep so many birthdays but that was based on his current body structure, with all the fighting steven does and all the activity he does, he is gunna be muscle bound and thin

>>89782196
>Implying HtD didn't have the best lore and most important characters

>>89781481
connie is a human, connie will die very soon, steven needs a gem, steven needs lapis, and she needs him, lapis is best gem

>>89782196
I wouldn't say most important but its definitely one of the best episodes in the series.

>>89781645
all pictures of adult steven are fat and flabby

steven is gunna be swoll when he grows up.

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>>89782264
Nah he'll be fat still or at least chubby cause this is a cartoon and its not exactly steven if he's thin

>>89782268
>>89782310
I'm making fun of him for TNCG not HTD

>>89782328
>its not exactly steven if he's thin

This is true, it wouldn't be Steven if he wasn't a fat, happy autist with a heart of gold.

>>89782328
hes not a Hawaiian, he is gunna be ripped and thin

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>>89782334
But TNCG is a Connie episode
Everyone knows Connie has the best episodes.

>>89782348
Pic unrelated

>>89782343
No he isn't.

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>>89782196
Are you legitimately autistic?

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>>89782355
Pic very related. That episode was great.
>PEAK OIL
>don't tell Garnet
>Jasper being a creep
>comfy tea time
>Steven being shit at everything
Also this episode is considered the best in the series by a lot of people and its a Connie episode.

>>89782386
kys

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>>89782348
>>89782377
>>89782386
Bad taste anon.

>>89782389
Make me.

>>89782399
Says the shitty non shortstack Amethyst poster.

>>89782399
I wish Steven would have interacted with them more, they could have been like his bigger sisters.

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>>89782312
Exactly, he can already lift everything. One day he'll have the muscles to prove it.

>>89782399
So yes

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>>89782408
>Defective Amethyst
Sorry, but there's only one Amethyst that's any good and that's the perfect XJ8.

>>89781979
hehe that is funny, it happened to me and my girfriend................ i was the connie

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>>89782486
this nigga right here, he's mah nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCAk9dBeT-I

>>89780111
>Do episodes just get mangled if they're drawn and animated at Rough Draft?
Considering their work on Modern SpongeBob and Zombie Simpsons, that might be the case.

Or they simply can't handle these designs, who knows.

I really hope Blue Diamond is redeemed desu, she's super cute

>>89782386
>Also this episode is considered the best in the series by a lot of people

Conniefags are this deluded

>>89780491
Fuck, no wonder OP's image seems so familiar.

>>89782386
>>89782348
I'm one of the 2 people that like Connie but that episode was fucking awful

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>>89782582
Ditto, I hope her and Steven have a Heart to... well, gem.

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>>89782610
Hell yeah my man, a happy ending would be gotyay

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Where was Rose made?

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I have too many Lapis pics, and I don't even like her.

>>89782696
>Pink Diamond made the Rose Quartz line
>Pink Diamond had one planet
Gee, anon, where COULD she have been made? That sure is a mystery.

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>>89782704
About several months back I was obsessed with her, but re-watching the series a couple of times made me realize how autistic and rage inducing shes truly is.

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>>89782746
But it's the ones that cry that're the best ones

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>>89782704
I just love her beautiful bare blue feet

>>89782582
I want her to go full psycho. If there's anything more interesting than an unapologetical a-hole (YD) it's a bad guy that can't tell what's right or wrong

>If i lock up humans in this oppressive zoo it means I'm saving them!

>>89782707
Fucking autist, go dye.
>>89782758
She's still hot af tho

>>89782780
Dye what? Like a t-shirt or something?

>>89782589
>>89782596
Oh sorry I see where the confusion is
I meant Sworn to the Sword is considered one of the best episodes not gem hunt

NEWTHREAD

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>>89782789
>Dye what? Like a t-shirt or something?
I was referencing your hair, but in case you
don't wanna be seen as a lolcow then just dye a shirt
cuz yer scerd

>>89782771
But, but Iwant her to move on and be happy with help from the CGs

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>>89782704
i'm still obsessed

>>89780946
Fat people are surprisingly boyant. I had to learn my spinal rolls on one. The spinal boarding was less fun as that involves lifting them out of the pool.

>>89782838
>I was referencing your hair
I'll pass

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>That episode where Peridot went around stabbing every townie in Beach City and then explained to the Crystal Gems that it doesn't matter because they'll just reform soon anyway, but then they tell her that they won't reform and are dead forever, but everyone just laughs it off.
Just when I thought this show would be townie episodes forever, Sugar pulled through with this gem.

>>89781555
Oh come on, either a chick's a mary sue or she's an annoying bitch. Connie is fine. Mary Sue was a term devised to make fun of Jean Grey demi-god self-inserts that crop up in fanfiction. Connie is a kid who likes books and has one friend. A mary sue she is not.

>>89781637
When we said we liked gay bird-mom we were refering to an existing gem guys... guys?

>>89780093
She's trapped in a leaf now? Good riddance I say

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Rewatching some of the old episodes, and I don't remember the series ever having as many jokes as it did.

>"Which way to the baby war?"
>"I think this is why aging makes humans die...!"
>Peedee's world-weary, wage-slave shpiel.
>"But which button is my turn signal?"

What's your favorite favorite joke scene/episode, /sug/?

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>>89783107
All of Hit the Diamond

>>89783107
In retrospective
>Do you remember who I used to be?

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>>89781412
because

dem boots
dem hips
dat whip

>>89782958
>That episode where Peedee said an unfortunate racial slur to Mr. Smiley

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>>89782386
connie episodes are always good. and she's hot and everything. but that wasn't the best episode.
giant woman was. it has everything. a comfy atmosphere, adventure, magic, gem lore, a good song and a new character. it summarizes perfectly everything that's good on SU

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>>89783107
The best townie episodes.

>>89783342
It was the best because Lars finally got a slight taste of what he deserves. Then it ruined itself by having Sadie apologize.

>>89783107
Honestly? I got a big kick out of the Lapis as Bob thing in the baseball episode.

>>89783107
I have no idea why but I laughed my ass off at Garnets 'I drink coffee for breakfast'

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>>89783353
>ruined

Sadie caused half the city to burn down, she went way over line and she knew it from the start but Steven just encouraged it.

Like he did in Sadie's Song and Restaurant Wars.

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>>89783107
Anything Pearl in too many birthdays

>Why did Pearl throw the butter out the window...?
>She did WHAT?
>...to see a butter fly!
>Steven... why are you lying to us?

>>89783405
She didn't have to pour half the vial onto the donut; that was on her, not Steven.

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>>89783369
Everybody loves a callback.

I streaming if anyone is interested.
Drawing Blue Diamond

twitch
.
tv/owlsoda

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So, if the theory that Pink Diamond's emergence is behind the huge hole in SU!Russia, due to the relation between it and the real life Mir Mine (pic related), do you think that Rose Quartz gems were incubated there also?

Is it possible that the extraordinary powers that Rose Quartz gems seem to have (floating, healing powers, control over plant life, etc) are because of residual "diamond energy" absorbed from the site where Pink Diamond was created? So in a way, while Rose isn't Pink Diamond, all Rose Quartz gems have some/all of her powers on a smaller scale. Additionally, they carry on her personality traits (curiosity, passion, kindness, love for humans, etc) more than her other gems like the Amethysts or Jaspers.

also if this theory has never been presented before and ends up being true, let it be known that i called it

>>89783412
Steven, are you telling lies?

>>89783445
I'm gonna et be know tnhat you're a retarded fag

How valid is the theory that the hole in Russia is from the Geode and the Geode is a pocket dimension for the warp stream?

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>>89783445
It is a pretty cool theory, but I feel like that's why it won't happen.

>>89781182
The fact that the graphic novel people are allowed to write about the moon base at all is weird. Now that I think about it, TCfS was based on an unused episode pitch, so this almost implies that were..
Done with the moon base?

>>89783107
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU LITTLE FFF......"

*Looks at Sadie*

"Steeveenn..."

Oh, and that Big Donut training video.

" There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods! Because tax exemption is for non-prepared foods! "

>>89783477
the people who make the shitty fanfic comics might not be the same who will be behind that graphic novel,crewniverse members could be working on it instead like with The Answer book/The Guide to the Crystal Gems/that Ronaldo one/etc.

>>89782707
I think he means "Which Kindergarten?"

>>89783477
what is tcfs

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>>89783443
Hey anon.

I like your stuff but I'm not comfortable talking in chat since it's not anonymous sorry for just watching

>>89783543
How should we know that? We've only seen two so far.

>>89783425
It's not like she knows what the substance would do in such a large dose.

>>89783572
Asking questions isn't just for finding answers. Questions can be asked to spread an idea, or start a conversation.

>>89783476
If it ends up being true, it leads me to wonder if the other Diamonds have these sort of gem pet projects that carry on their powers/traits.

>>89781623
Because Steven and Amethyst are both qts

>>89783600
What idea is a question like that supposed to spread? That we know very little about Rose Quartz? Because that's pretty plain already.

What do you think of all the cgs proofing and reforming a whole new series of outfits? I'd personally be most hyped with Pearl's and Lapis's outfits over the others. I think it'll happen when the diamonds arrive and we'll have too much change to keep the old opening.

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>>89783692

>>89783692
>I'd personally be most hyped with Pearl's and Lapis's outfits over the others
ugh

i wonder how much of an abomination a pearl/steven fusion would be

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>>89783682
leave me and my diamond alone,you defect

>>89783721
top right looks really cool

>>89783682
lol that artist couldn't even be fucked to select the text and use a gradient

>>89783721
The more she reforms, the less she looks like a servant. I think her next outfit will lose the bow.
Also Wtf is this?

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>>89783769
What is the problem with how they did it?

>>89783799
nothing is wrong with it hes just an autist

>>89783795
joke blog

>>89783799
it's fairly jarring because it's two lines of the same color. it's cool in the garnet one though, because it's just one line for each step of color.

>>89783692
kys

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there's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fug connie

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>>89783808
They are an autist for using multiple text colors?

>>89783843
bait harder

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>>89783795
a joke fact blog
also those are rebecca drawings

>>89783843
By season 6 she'll be legal and Steven will still look 8

>>89783808
what's wrong with noticing things?

>>89783874
Holy smokes, i just realized Jane was the girl at the counter of the cinema were Steven and Connie watched Dogcopter

>>89783874
>those are rebecca drawings
*Kat Morris drawings

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>>89783874

Underrated waifu

>>89783795
it's a fake blog
also, those drawings are done by the crew but they are so outdated that i cant see pearl ever wearing shit like that again

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>>89783909
holy fuck I'm retarded

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>>89783919
Woops. My bad.

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>>89783993
>>89783874
D E E P E S T
E
E
P
E
S
T

>>89783795
its not even a bow

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>>89783965
>Voiced by Deedee Magno
>Cute freckles
>Nice curves
>Likes my Australian children's cartoons
Jane is pretty great.

I kind of want to be that autist and make a list of all the unanswered questions. That way we can really have something bitch about when the show gets cancelled because CN hates it

Any fags here think Lapidot will happen next episode? Why or why not?

What if the lighthouse gem is Blue Diamond?

>>89784130
I think we could potentially get a Lapidot fusion. Maybe.

>>89784138
GUYS

>>89784130
Definitely, I mean Lapis and Peridot are in the same episode so obviously this means Lapidot is 125% canon.

>>89784103
Probably gets Fry Fluids sprayed on her every night. 0/10 would not even touch.

>>89784130
no
because if it had zuke wouldn't have killed herself

>>89784103
holy shit she's voiced by deedee?
i honestly couldn't tell

Shipping is the cancer of any fandom

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>>89784203
shipping is fun

shipping is only cancer if you take it so seriously that you lose your job over it

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>>89784203

to each their own bro

>>89784130
If they do fuse they'll likely be a permafusion. Think about it, Lapis would balance out Peridot's annoying autistic personality. Peridot would actually give lapis a personality.
But that's IF they fuse.

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>>89784203

>>89784203
It's only cancer when Lapis is involved. I mean, look at all of the annoying shippers this general has seen:
>Lapidot
>Jaspis
>Lapearl
>Lapiven
>Lapithyst
All of them screaming on about their ship being the true canon and all of them have Lapis in them. It's not a coincidence, Lapis is just fucking cancer.

>>89784227
>>89784236
There should be 0 enjoyment in anything you take part in, ok?

>>89784238
Lapis and Peridot aren't going to be a permafusion. Their characters are way too popular for them to be written out like that

>>89784238
was that what you wanted to happen zuke, boy you're even more retarded t

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This will be a Pearl-Peridot fusion. It's Ammolite. Peri's color with Pearl's iridescence. Plus, it fits the whole multicolor thing Pearl's fusions have

zuke's rubber penis

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>>89784302

>>89784265
peridot ships are the only shit ships

>>89784324
Case in point right here.

I think Jaspearl is cute.

>>89784130
I'm more interested in Lapis and Peridot interacting with a human aside from Steven. It's great to see new character interactions.

>>89784130
>Any fags here think Lapidot will happen next episode?
No
>Why or why not?
We have the screenshots

>>89784317
this could be a little funny if it wasn't so poorly drawn

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>>89784265
>Lapearlfags
>screaming their ship is canon

no, we actually have the sensibility to realize our ship is highly unlikely too happen, but that there is hope for it

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>>89784317
>the ending
i shouldn't be laughing
why is this funny

>>89784317
What?

>>89784265
Any fucking ships involving Lapis or Peridot are cancer. This cannot be a coincidence.

>>89784392
>we actually have the sensibility to realize our ship is highly unlikely too happen
I've literally never seen any of your kind say anything remotely like this.

>>89784415
They all screech about parallels

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>>89784357

>>89784265
The only non-cancerous ships are the tongue-in-cheek or rare ones.

>>89784403
Homeworld gems need love too.

>>89784324
Why?

>>89784437
memes don't deserve love, they deserve death

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>>89784403

>>89784415
>>89784423


clearly you guys haven't been here that long

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>>89784429
There's something special about earnest ships that have almost nothing going for them

I bet Peridot does actually get her star, but it's one of those things where she only shows up at the very end as sort of a gotcha moment

>>89784428

We know Pearl has a thing for giant women. Quartzes in particular.

>>89784468
Clearly you're just talking out of your ass. Present seven examples of you faggots doing anything like that and I'll believe you. Until then reality contradicts what you're saying.

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>>89784388
>if it wasn't so poorly drawn

>>89784447
because peridotfags are cancer, and they are the ones who self-insert themselves into ships through an autistic green toddler to be with their waifu and delude themselves into thinking their ship will be canon

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>>89784469

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>>89784388

It'd be hilarious if Jasper gets redeemed and somehow gets back together with Lapis. Could you imagine the salt? It would be glorious

>>89784503
I actually fucking hate Peridot. That's why I want Lapidot.

>>89784492

Fine, link me to an archive

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>>89784533

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I drew a thing

>>89784545
http://desuarchive.org/co/

>>89784559
That's a very big breaking point.

>>89784597
for you

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>>89784481
I wonder if all pearls like 'em big or if she just has a sick fetish

>>89784530
What?

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>>89784509
OTP

>>89784530
becky is a pearlfag but this is still fantastic
waiting on part 3

>>89784605
Blue and yellow diamond serve giants, so I guess it's all pearls.

So, the gem tones pack of crayons has Amethyst, Citrine, Emerald, Jade, Jasper, Lapis Lazuli, Malachite, Moonstone, Onyx, Peridot, Pink Pearl, Rose Quartz, Ruby, Sapphire, Smokey Topaz, and Tiger's Eyes.

Centi is a Nephrite, which is Jade, so we know that. Moonstone will likely be a Pearl-Lapis fusion. Onyx might be White Diamond's personal Quartz soldiers, given it's color.

>>89784606
chui

>>89781047
What? Maybe Steven doesn't know how to tell a bird's gender by looking at it. I thought everyone would be upset by the "can't live without free food and cable" more than this, wtf, I think everyone's doing that "wait for someone to be offended for our entertainment" thing

>>89784530
chui?

>>89784559
Cute.

>>89784702
chui

>>89784702
li cha cha chui chui

>>89784695
Then why the hell not just say "it"?

I think that both Amedot and Lapidot are both fucking stupid.
Anyone with me?

>>89784735
That's not how the English language works.

>>89784768
Eh, I think Amedot is cute. And ironically enough better written than the ship Zuke wanted to force into the show so badly.

>>89784790
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>89784768
ya fuck both Amedot and Lapidot and Lapethyst

its only works when its all 3 of them

>>89784824
Poly is even more fucking stupid.

>>89784768
shipping in general is cancer

>>89784824
>>89784824
that just combines two shit ships into one shit ship that's at least twice as shitty

>>89782760
I'll always love that Dick Squad Lapis became canon. I don't know if it was always in the cards or if the crew heard our prayers, but goddamn was it funny

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>>89783107
Anything Mayor Dewey, he a best

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>>89784317
>>89784530
Yes, this is good.

>>89784820
If it has a gender, it's not grammaticaly correct to say "it" or "they." You're supposed to say "he or she."
This language desperately needs gender neutral pronouns.

>>89784876
>Dick Squad Lapis became canon
lel

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>>89784726
thanks, have a lappy

if you don't like Lapis I can draw your preferred gem

>>89784898
You desperately need to kill yourself.

>>89784768
Amedot had like 2 scenes, I don't see how anyone could give a shit about them when Pearl and Amethyst had like 20 and better writing that was sprawled out through the series.
Lapidot is probably one of the worst written things about SU, and everyone under 15 loves it for some unknown reason. Probably Zuke.

>>89784876
kill yourself

>>89784824
Funny how no one likes Amethyst yet they ship Amedot.
The best poly ship should be the three best gems:
Pearl, Peridot, and Lapis

>>89784876
It's fucking retarded and it ruined her entire character.

>>89784921
I didn't invent the language, I just enforce it.

>>89784898
What are you talking about, "it" is perfectly acceptable to use for animals.

>>89784964
>Implying she had a character

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>>89784946
>Pearl, Peridot, and Lapis

consider suicide

>>89784946
kill yourself

>>89784928
Pearl and Amethyst were never meant to be romantic, their relationship is that of bickering sisters. Zuke admits that she wrote Amedot like someone having a first crush. Though of course it quickly got brushed aside once she saw she the opportunity to ship her self insert with her waifu.

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>>89784993
>>89785004
you're right
fuck peridot

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>>89784946

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>>89785023
because her and the crew ship pearlmethyst

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>>89783682
>>89783799
>>89783850
I drew my own.