Do you think you could stand up to Zarkon's #2, Farkon?

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>>89765946
I'd rather fight him than Zarkon's loyal companion, Barkon

>>89765946
That really was a 10/10 episode

>>89765946
What about his evil brother, Darkon?

>>89768139
what about his car, parkon?

>>89768170
what about his pen, markon?

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>>89765946
Oh shit Farkon?!

He bringin' that nigga Tarkon?

>>89765946
He's literally me. The battle would be far too evenly matched, neither of us would be able to gain the advantage.

>>89765946
Vrepid Paul Blaart, Space Mall Cop.

>>89768233
Only if it's within the limits of the mall

>>89765946
In bed?

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>>89765946
In the mall?
Fuck no, Varkon is like the Conductor: in his domain, his is God Almighty, beyond match and truly eldritch.

I'd impotently mock him from just outside the mall boundaries like a coward, but I would always know that, deep down, I was merely an ant antagonizing a caged lion. The truth of it would eventually kill me, while Varkon would live on.