General WTF Thread

>>89763308
What...

SERIOUSLY WHAT!?

>>89763308

This is one of the truly weirdest /co/ related things that I have ever seen.

>>89763308
Take note dogfucker, this is your next arc

>>89763749
This is a photoshop.

>>89763817
What's not to understand? Sabrina is a godless heathen and so the lord's creatures instinctively murder her.

>>89763857
Nope just a phrase no one uses anymore.

>>89763308
>>89763612
>>89763827
>>89763843
I don't get it

>>89763087
Every time I see this I think "Man, I could go for some grapefruit right now"

>>89763308
Alan Moore, everyone

>>89763857
Nope
"solid dick" was slang for the hard truth or unvarnished truth

>>89763817
fun fact: Dan Parent drew quite a bit of Archie v Sharknado on the plane to a convention. The fucker's trying to break Kirby's record for "only stops to shit"

>>89764053
which explains why "DICK" is made entirely from characters already on the page 20 years before digital lettering was possible

yes truly you are the rusemaster here

>>89763957
I wanna fuck his puckering arm hole
But that's just me

>>89763906
You're a moron.

>>89764115
The spacing is all janked up, too.

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>>89763087

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>>89763087
>Aku's got special boots for storytelling

>>89763930
A sentient mathematical equation that can enter you and erase you.

THAT'S THE WHAT.

>>89763906
>>89764053
Fuck off, /tv/. Nobody else would fall for this shit.

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>>89764617
..Wait, it's a Heroic Anti-Life Equation?

>>89764689
I wouldn't go that far, but it seems as something like that.

>>89764479
nani?

>>89763231
The Venture Bros. had a lot of source material to draw upon it would seem.

>>89763722
This absolutely HAS to be an edit.

>>89763780
Ha.

>>89764689
An equation that is anti-life, yes

>>89764232
plorp plorp plorp plub.

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>>89764596
That's how Injustice should've ended.

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>>89764876
Man, you newfags just cannot appreciate the depraved majesty of the Silver and Bronze Ages.

>>89764467
Oh snap!

>>89763087
I'm reminded of that one scene from Flapjack.

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>>89764747
Aku's gotta stave off boredom any way he can. Even if it means tricking Jack in the cruelest of ways twice

>>89764479
So... shapeshifting death lords get bored the comic?

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>>89765088

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>>89765113

>>89765088
Come on Jack, falling for the same trick twice?

>>89765088
>>89765113
>>89765144
BALLS DEEP, SAMURAI.

>>89765144
That's a dysfunctional relationship right there.

>>89765225
Aku should just profess his love already.

>>89765088
>>89765113
>>89765144
Come on Aku, just admit you've got a thing for the quiet but dangerous types. We won't tell.

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>>89764617
Well, there are also sentient, teleporting transvestite streets in the DCverse, so...

>>89765452
The hell were they smoking when they came up with this?

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>>89765540
According to morrison he stopped taking drugs before he started writing for DC. He's obviously lying.

>>89765824
Morrison's reached Salvador Dali tier. He no longer takes drugs, he is drugs

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Child endangerment! It's not a true comic without it...

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>>89765540
It's supposed to be based on a Pun for a real life Drag Queen Performer, Danny La Rue. Which is french for "The Street."

Also, sadly Brick Bat does not kill people by beating them to death with that brick, always sort of disappointed me. Instead the Brick just sprays poison everywhere, because why the hell not?

>>89765540
It's actually not as crazy as you think it is. Danny The Street is a pun based on noted Drag Queen Danny LeRue, which literally translates from french as "Danny The Street.".

So it's not a lol-so-random drug idea, it's just an incredibly literal pun.

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>>89766022
>>89766183
>>89766230
Darn that's crazy.

>>89763857
What's the original, anyways? I've never been able to find out what it was from.

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>>89766183
Somehow "just sprays poison everywhere" is infinitely funnier to me

>>89763843
Do you ever get tired of insulting me for no profit?
Also
>next arc
>Costanza
that was mathematically derived condescending sarcasm.

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>>89766183
>The Batman
>but in a suit
>carries around a single brick everywhere
>is called "The Brick Bat"
>signature power/skill is spraying poison everywhere
It just gets better and better

>>89763957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6oI1ruo7A

>>89763231
Wh-where did he hide the flashlight?

>>89763087

...Dave Bautista?

>>89763087
I think what gets me the most is that his arms don't detatch at the point where the color and texture dramatically shifts.

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>>89763689
Here's the full panel

>>89766117

Why is Iron Fist wearing an 80s gym teacher uniform?

>>89763183
Holy shit, is this where that weird flattening porn came from?

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>>89765144
tsundere/ yandere fusion? mastermindere?

i like it.

>tfw no girl will ever manipulate you into loving her

>>89763087
Anyone have that 'Supergirl pimple'. You know the one...

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>>89768454

>>89768172
>just blast the baby in the face to see what fucking happens

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>>89768503

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>>89768523

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>>89768541

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>>89766807

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Try to beat this I dare you mother fuckers!

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Trying to explain this only makes it more confusing

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>>89768762

>>89768762
>>89768795
Is that a wormhole? Is Superman literally using his hands to bend space-time?

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>>89764467

>>89768809
That's a Boom tube, and yes, he is bending it with his bare hands.

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>>89765026

Do you think Clark and Lois race play?

>>89764467

The most (you) s I've seen for a non get post.....

>>89764467
Thanks i way waiting for someone to screencap that

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>>89763183

>>89763689
That is most definitely not how you go about telling someone you like them in "that way"

>>89763087
why does he wear a penis hat?

>>89763749
Obviously the only WTF thing there is the Iron Nose

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>>89768695
Seanbaby is cheating

>>89769352
>>89769376
what

>>89768809
Of course

He's Superman, retarded powers is his shtick

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>>89763087
How about this?

Retardedly, it makes perfect sense in context

>>89769620
>Mare-men
No, those are the transgender fans.

>>89767992
This does not make it better!

>>89769620
>mancolters

>>89769539
Millar

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>>89769121
Today I will remind them

>>89763817
honestly that's something that really bugged me about both the Sharknado and Predator crossovers, how quickly they get rid of Sabrina, since they know the story can't work with her around(which should make it obvious not to do the story in the first place if you can't have it work without a copout like that, which is an issue a lot of what if and Elseworlds style stories in comics fall victim to)

>>89769512
This whole thread makes me miss Seanbaby.

>>89769368
He's a big dick

>>89765113
>AKU!
>WHERE?
fuck this guy

>>89769620
Isn't that that one dude on Fox News?

>>89770054
That's either /pol/ or /b/, in any case, it's cheating (still impressive tho)

>>89763114
Kilowog?

>>89766117
30 second grenades. For those times when you want to blow up the enemy but give that guy who fell out of his wheelchair enough time to crawl of the blast radius.

>>89769376
IF THIS UTERUS GOES UNDER 55 MILES AN HOUR IT'LL EXPLODE

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>>89771580
Kryptofuck doesnt sounds so imposible now

>>89771520
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW, KIRBY

>>89771158
atrocitus

>>89771580
when did titano stop being a live ape-thing

>>89765225
>LOOOONG AGO, IN A DISTANT LAND
>I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF SEMEN
>MADE A FOOLISH SAMURAI UNLEASH AN UNSPEAKABLE AMOUNT OF CUM

>>89763308
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>>89763843
>>89763930
>>89764617
This might be a reference to the Hitchhiker's Guide where there's an alien race that is just described as being "a sentient tone of blue"
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Hooloovoo