Red Sonja #2 Storytime

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That's all for now. Thanks for reading!

>>89763376
>not showing the nipples
For what purpose is she nude then?

Thanks OP

Thanks OP. What other Red Sonja is worth reading? Not familiar at all.

>>89763748
Gail Simone's run is arguably the most famous.

Red Bump

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>>89763748
Roy Thomas and Frank Thorne

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Was Frank Thorne the Frank Cho of his day?

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And is Hamill our guy?

>>89763105
> "This idiot needs a lesson in respect"
FOR FUCKING WHAT?
"Honey" is not a fucking insult.

>>89763571
Because its sexy as fuck regardless.

>>89768429

Being an unattractive man talking to a woman is considered offensive by 21st century standards, didn't you know Anon? I hope you haven't been talking to women without wearing a mask and apolgising every sentence.

>>89763184
God damn she looks great

>>89763376
The funny thing is I never thought she was "hot" before now. The same thing happens with every single cheesecake character that runs around with no clothing on. Its meant to be super sexy so it has no effect. But now that shes in the "real world" and people are reacting to what she wears it becomes sexy again.

Its weird

>>89762841
Thanks OP for the storytime.

Not to be suspicious, but is this story away too similar with Beastmaster II Through the Portal of Time movie, so far?

It's basically the same plot, starring Sonja instead of Dar, as the barbarian cames to our world:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpyDJzBp5Fk

>>89763376
>didn't let her use the bed
disgraceful

>wasn't alpha enough to manage to have her "share" the bed with him
a fucking shame

>>89767360
that covers so cozy

>>89762841

>>89768429
Probably for his tone and body language, SINCE SHE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

>>89768489
You need to jack off more; it'll calm you down.

>>89763376
So they did not sleep together, right??? What is wrong with him???

>>89763440
His stepfather is cuban or from some other caribean country, I mean he is black but he is Reyes.

>>89763376
......saved

>>89771542
Nope, he was too surprised by her nudity. She probably just decided to get butt naked while he was sleeping.

>>89769871
He didn't want to disturb her in the morning when he went to go cook her some eggs.

>>89769008
Same here. I never liked Sonja that much and am not a huge fan of blatant cheesecake characters but this issue is sexy as fuck.

>>89771761
> I never liked Sonja that much and am not a huge fan of blatant cheesecake characters but this issue is sexy as fuck
it's funny, I feel the exact same way. I never really cared for Sonja before....another blatant almost-naked action girl, right? yay for pandering.
and here I am surprised and interested and aroused. What the shit, man

Sonja in a leather jacket is sexy as fuck. Hope she keeps it when she gets home.

Thanks

bump for booblets

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>>89762949

>>89776306
dat booty

>>89776368
Is Perfect

>>89776495
>That cop grabbing her waist

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The end

bumping for bootay

>>89777011
This

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been trying to find this Marvel Team-Up for a long time, Spidey teams up with Mary Jane who is possessed by Red Sonja, drawn by Byrne

Looks like Dynamite is finally hiring pencillers that are not total shit.

Totally unrelated, but anyone know when the next issue of Red Widow/Red Skin/Red One by Terry Dodson is out?

>>89778010
... Doesn't she also fuck him before leaving MJ?

>>89768429
It's not about calling her honey, it's about underestimating her strength.

>>89763376
Normally something like this would mean they fucked.
I don't remember what Sonja's stance on sex was, but I remember she didn't like being added to harems.

>>89763748
I found the original Red Sonja pretty good.

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>>89763748
Mike Carey did a cool run.

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>>89778010
I've got it but don't have time to post it right now.

>>89776280
>wearing chainmail bikini armor with jacket
Sexy as fuck

>>89779601
Cool

>>89780242
>Sexy as fuck
Agreed

>>89763748
Volume 2 is okay. The original... I think they fucked up on her origin; she used to be a rape victim and dressed like that to 'attract evil men' or something like that, so she could dispense Justice (or was it to find a worthy man?). On the next run, she just likes sex, and even dress slightly better from time to time. The stories also make her more human; beatable.

Bump. New to Sonja but this was cool for more than just cheesecake.

>>89782577
>Bump.

I initially thought the idea for this run was stupid, Red Sonja in modern times? How can this be good? But hey, .25 cent issue is hard to pass up and then Campbell covers after, and I find myself enjoying it a ton. It's very fun, very different from what a Red Sonja tale usually is, but its so fun I can't not grin and (enjoy the side dish of cheesecake)

>Amy Chu
>This comic about a hot woman being naked in public is written by a woman

Muh dick.

I honestly jerk it thinking of female creators of sexy and porny stuff more than the actual sexy stuff itself. Think about it, they must be total slots and demons in the sack if they're making that stuff by choice.

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>>89776035
>big
>pendulous
>just a hint of sag

muh dick

>>89785369
She wrote Poison Ivy: Cycle of Life and Death, did anyone here read that? I just kinda assumed it was SJW emphasis of Ivy being a lesbian or something. Am I wrong and its actually good?

>>89786141
It Was Pretty Decent mini.

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>>89780001
I'm back bitches!

>>89777011
Is that the plural of booty?

>>89763376
Max you disgust me you pathetic fuck.

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>>89788607
It's the Jive version.

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>>89788613
Sonja is not for lewd.

oh hey this thread is still up

>>89788607
https://youtu.be/3n0ZQ6JiMZg

>>89788658
Tentacles a Claremont Signature .

>>89788959
Don't you give me any wannabe rap shit, boy.

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You're just asking for some fish to swallow that amulet Pete.

>>89789091
Wizardfish is going to wreck havok on Atlantis

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>>89789261
Or, ya know, Manhattan which is the center of the universe.

>>89789500
That was one gruesome annual. Good times.

>>89790733
Annual? It was X-Men 190-191

>>89792456
I'll just blame it on the way it was published in my country :) Anyway an awesome story.

>>89788929
I know right

>>89789067
This

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This thread reminds me of that one time Conan found himself in Manhattan, immediately beat the shit out of anything he came across, gathered a gang, stabbed the shit out of Captain America and then proceeded to call him a bitch in Conan speak.

>>89796939
Canon or not canon.

I love having Red Sonja back. I lost hope when that cunt put regular armor on her and turned her into a mouthpiece.

>>89798429
Luckily Dynamite quickly ended their SJW runs of the classic pulp heroines and even gave .25 cent 0 issues as an apology to entice readers back.

>>89799511
Good job.

>>89763184
Assuming those are 24 oz mugs...that's 6696 oz of beer. Approx 3.25 kegs

Nightbump

>>89788586
>Supes cameo
Heh.

Is it true Red Sonja stinks really bad? Why?

>>89803402
Yes. >>89763502
You'd smell too if you bathed once every month or so, exclusively in cold lakes or rivers.

>>89762841
Bump for later scientific research

>>89798297
No, Conan. Jeez, anon, they spelled it right there in the post for you.

>>89778010
Sonja possessed MJ in TWO different occasions.

>>89805010
Kek.

>>89807590
Never mind Crappy Motion comic.

>>89804159
Cool

>>89799511
How's their new Vampirella? I've heard it's still SJW

>>89769008
>>89771761
>>89771863
I'm the same, I never found those cheesecake / "bad girl" comics interesting. Just not my thing, I guess. Ironically I started appreciating them, and the talent that went into creating them, after all the recent anti-cheesecake SJW hubbub started, and it got me interested in this part of comic history.

>>89785369
Patrician fetish, anon. From experience, they're not sluts but definitely demons in the sack

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>>89808955
I've always liked Frank Cho's pinups of her, though

>>89808838
Not really... the greatest amount of SJW is two guys and a girl being into a polyamorous relationship with each others, but they die in the fist issue, so...

>you will never have a cloak that baller

It hurts.

>>89809107
I see.. Does she still wear the swimsuit?

>>89798429
which one, Simone or Bennet?

>>89808838
I havn't checked out the Vampi because I saw they still werent giving her back her classic outfit. While clearly better then Leth, I also assumed it had some SJW holdover. If someone can storytime the new Vampi that would be great.

Anyone have a download for issue 1? I missed it. I wasn't even aware a Red Sonja series was being started again so soon.

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>>89812124

>If someone can storytime the new Vampi that would be great.

sure

>>89789500
The Scarlet Witch's costume didn't even change did it? Or the Vision for that matter. I know Spider-Man was kind of unaffected if I remember right, but weren't they hit too?

>progressive 30-something white cuck and his white gf in an "open relationship"
>the other dude isn't black
You had one job

>>89789500
>dat storm
BUENO

>>89812316
She reminds me of Bayonetta

>>89812788
>>89812770
>>89812733
>the Kate Leth reboot costume literally dissolving into dust
lol

>there will never be a good Red Sonja movie

I don't understand why this is so hard.

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Thank you for reading, and good day.

>>89762841
Is Red Sonja still Mary Jane's ancestor

>>89812962
Its kinda hard to make a convincing female action hero who has half the mass of a male action hero. Also that chainmail bikini wont work in live action.

>>89763105
>American Beer
>Tasty

>>89812972
>Thank you for reading, and good day.
Thank you anon.

>>89763571
Nipples will turn our children into homosexual animal-rapists

>>89812864
>Vampirella
>covering up
Dynamite, when will you learn

>>89812972
Thanks for the storytime anon, but gotta say, that was fucking boring.

>>89812639
they are in a three-way relationship. Each of them love the other two

>>89813210
Didn't see the dudes kissing

>>89813135
it IS cold out there.
She still has her costume under.

I kind of miss the Trautman one, though... but in general the best idea is having Vampi wearing her classic costume under various clothes that get regularly thorn away.

>>89813276
you might want to read their dialogues

>>89813307
>Vampirella
>covering up
>even if it's cold

>but in general the best idea is having Vampi wearing her classic costume under various clothes that get regularly thorn away.
That's a fun idea, but not for Vampi. Her costume isn't underwear

>>89813022
>Also that chainmail bikini wont work in live action.

Yeah but it would be fun to try,

>>89778010
There should be a universe where MJ gets some form of spider-powers (even if its just like those IM spider suits that a few people had) while also wielding a sword which influences her with the skills and personality of Red Sonja, and team up with Pete as a hero duo

Could call herself Red Widow or the like

>>89813449
next time on Renew Your Vows?

>>89813358
Vampi has tons of reason to wear clothes over her costumes, depending on the situation.

>>89768429
She can't understand him you dolt, that's said it doesn't matter, they bro it up and they passed out together while drinking a lot of beer.

>>89813560
Well as a disguise maybe

>>89812992
Probably not unless Sonja does crossovers with Marvel or maybe she unofficially is.

Not like it matters until Sonja is involved

>>89813389
>Yeah but it would be fun to try,
True

>>89812316
I really like that cover
>>89812962
>almost no actress would bulk up enough to look like >>89808987
>You can already hear the cries of sexism based on her chain-mail bikini, and the origin if the writer decides to go that way
>barring LotR, medieval fantasy isn't exactly popular so no one will fund it, and it isn't political enough to attract the GoT crowd
>Moreso after John Carter
The only way it'll get made is if most people involved want to make it for fun, which i would totally do, if i had the disposable income.

>>89815854
Too bad the cover is the most interesting part of the book

>>89763184
>$3 a beer
>$837
>279 beers

>>89816295
You forgot tax and tip.

>>89815854
>>You can already hear the cries of sexism based on her chain-mail bikini, and the origin if the writer decides to go that way
>>barring LotR, medieval fantasy isn't exactly popular so no one will fund it, and it isn't political enough to attract the GoT crowd
>>Moreso after John Carter
Animated Movie could Work.