To explain more, we are joined by Mr.

Blasananinsk-Grope

>>89719149
Bognadov

>>89719149
Carmalizeon

Blizabetunabasheduhannafiglitz.

>Small knew saying these names pissed Hamill off, so he kept making them longer on purpose

>>89719149
My favorite is and will always be Dr. Twinkletits. Twink-let-its

Lance Hardwood. Pornography hall of fame curator.

Come on people, you have to come up with a title too, you know how this works.

>>89720025

Well, whats he an expert on?

Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm

Here to tell us more is our Naming Expert, Professor John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

>>89719149
Bogdanov, Master of the Illuminati and Heir to the Holy Roman Empire

>>89719267
>>89721048
Who are you referencing? Could you maybe give me a quick rundown on them?

>>89719961
That's just cruel. I'm still trying to say that one in a sentence without either fucking it up or laughing. Saying it on its own has gotten easier at least. Just gotta break it down into parts.

>>89724130
Small wanted him to have screw up a name/crack up and use it for an episode, but Hamill wanted to be really professional about it and would always keep working at it.

Jackson Galaxy, cat behavior consultant.

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Mayor.

>>89719149
Lucialoysius-Vannivilani, leading expert in the field of microbiology.

>>89719961
>>89724130
>>89725553

10 to 1 Mark went to someone behind the scenes, and that's the real reason Dethklok is no more.

>>89726094
I think Mark was a good sport about it

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Quentin Reichstraz La Sanbandiru, warden at the Gehenna Supermax facility for troubled canines.

>>89719149
BILGAMAMMYWOMBO JONES

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Albergacey Wainefishskeitt, Ringmaster of the Binglebarnham Circus.

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Colonel Jallianwalabagdyer, commander of our peacekeeping forces in Papuapunjabistan.

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Forcastrigeistre-Scrant, expert on celebrity occultism and secret societies.

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PAJAMA WEARIN'

>>89719149
>Snrub...yes, yes that will do nicely

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Our expert on Dairy Products, Professor Hans Fillanubahanaseenawishiwashibillybollyhendrickson.

>>89719149
Thela-Hunginjeet'macTarq

OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA

>>89719149
Fun fact: Brendan would get the names by smashing his hands on his keyboard.

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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

ohann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schiltter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumeraber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

>>89719149
Bhitfernlidwijbiqsev, soda expert.

>>89719149
Mz'TaQplzxix, foremost authority on Wiccan mathematics.

Our expert on tribal dance music, Professor Joanna Oheeakahoonamannatooieanafooiemanna(three clicks and a gulping noise)mutambo.

Eritwarito Bosire Mong'are Mpenda Raha na Raha Ika Mpenda, Cocoa Butter Consultant

>>89720544
His name is my name too!

>>89731128

Heh, picture Crozier or Selacia saying that.

>>89731259
Followed by 3 minutes of silence

>>89729743
Shut the fuck up Boco

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Fellujepfeiffer-Guohuojuttestein, veteran Sasquatch hunter.

>>89720389
>>89729694
At first I thought this name was full of shit. But, the fact that it was repeated makes me realize it isn't. I watch Metalacolypse on occasion and now I'm going to have to listen out for when that name comes up.

>>89738141
It's from Monty Python, not Metalocalypse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzn0tIy3dzM

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>>89719149
Shyamalamadingdong.

>>89738178
Oh, okay, good. I've seen my fair share of Metalocalypse. Pretty sure I've seen every episode, and I didn't think that I heard that one before.

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Hachimotosuke von Wunderbar VI, inventor of neo-traditional Persian folk dancing.

>>89719149
Johndinglejingleheimerschmitt, which ironically is my name too. Whenever we go out, the people always shout. There goes Johndinglejingleheimerschmitt.

Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru.- Honored Monkey Elder of the Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider San Bun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta San Bun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raa-yuu Yuuteimiyaouki Mukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru clan.

>>89738436
You haven't heard of Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm?

Bob Loblaw, law expert of Bob Loblaw Law Blog's fame.

>>89740457
No, I-I am afraid I haven't.

>>89720123
Curating pornography hall of fames

>>89740732
Well you should know about Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm. Johann Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crass-cren-bon-fried-digger-dangle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelter-wasser-kurstlich-himble-eisen-bahnwagen-guten-abend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwürstel-gespurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittleraucher-von-Hautkopft of Ulm was a funny skit.

>>89740464

Se habla espanol.

>>89719149
Carlos Alejandro Fernando Enrique Cortes Juan Jesus Jamalapeno, Esq. PhD. Foremost expert on urban taco truck warfare etiquette.

>tfw metalocalypse is kill
>tfw galaktikon ii still isn't out

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>>89719149
Hellstrom.

>>89740464
lobbing law bombs

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Dugsfrumpthroorvarmumpsfjordheimer, nine time Acountassasindrome champion, now retired.

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Mr.

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...Mind, Evil Human Resources Consultant.

>>89748647

"I get pissed, you get mist".

>>89740732
Thank you, I'll make not of that.

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>>89748647
Clever.