Perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFP0IoMfsA

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>>89712583

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>>89713119

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Is now cat thread.

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>>89713282

>>89713017
Green Lantern: small dick
Blue Beetle: phimosis
Flash: premature ejaculation
Green Arrow: crooked dick
Aquaman: small dick
Plastic Man: can't keep an erection
Batman: great at everything

>>89713396
that seems to be the gist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Jbttrb3u4

>>89713396
The superhero dating scene is pretty tough.

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It's not the size of the vessel, it's the motion of the ocean!

>>89713396
Green Lantern's dick is not only small but also femenine.

>>89713017
>>89713396
>>89713643
Hal Jordan or Guy Gardner?

>>89713396
They're saying that Green Arrow is a faggot, not that he has a crooked dick

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>>89713633
>tfw they're both getting shat on

King's ridiculous bat/cat thing is still better than murderous mob boss, though.

>>89713679
All the song is about penis.

>>89713396
>Green Arrow: crooked dick
No no no, they are calling him gay

>>89713396
How did they discover all those things?

>>89713750
From experience.

>>89713750
Catwoman has probably fucked all of them single-handedly at some point or another

Selina a SLUT

>>89713643

How can a man's dick be feminine?

>>89713809
Not being manly enought.

>>89713670
in that series the only human lantern shown was Guy Gardner so presumably him

>>89713863
Wasn't Hal at some episode?

>>89713396

Does this mean that Superman's pure since none of those sluts mentioned his pincers?

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>>89713282

No inferior felines allowed

>>89713017
in case this wasn't clear: the mobster with the pencil moustache and white cloak thing is batman

>>89713887
Yeah there was a Star Sapphire episode, but Guy was the one who showed up the most so it was probably him

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>>89713686

Shit taste, my friend.

>>89712583

Don't you mean, "Purrfect."?

>>89714100
That mini run was pretty crap and Selina was a giant bitch in it.

>>89714122
I don't get it.

>>89714100
catbat is good romance.

the fact that king literally has them call each other "cat" and bat" is stupid and forced-feeling.

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>>89713690

>>89718210
UUUUHHHH

Nipple

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>>89718210

>>89718422
>CROC'D

How can Batman even compete?

>>89718602
Truly, croc/cat is the cutest couple in cape comics.

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>>89712583
My secret shame: as much as I respect Cooke and his classy Catwoman redesign, and how good he and Hughes drew it..I still prefer the Balent costume from the 90's. I miss the purple and wild black hair.

>>89713396

What about Superman?

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>>89718665
That's impossible.
Because pic related is so much cuter.

>>89719010
>Implying Selina dragging Waylon to a fancy restaurant where he's 100% completely out of his element in a big suit doesn't have more cute potential

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>>89719047
Yes, because Clark totally fits in at fine restraunts and wears small sized suits.

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>>89712583
Nah, she's a slut.

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>>89719197
And yet

Where the fuck is Catwoman's rebirth book?!?

>>89719373
She's in Batman right now, so NEVER EVER

I want to do something really out there with the character. Like, a space book. A Catwoman cosmic book. Let's go.

>>89719421
What about Selina joining Section 8?

>>89719421
Have her steal a lantern ring and go on space adventures

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>>89719197
>>89719309
Awww yeah

>>89719467
Even I couldn't make that work.

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>>89719497
I miss Guillem March. His art could look real pretty sometimes. Nowadays his variants doesn't have the same quality as his Gotham Sirens/Catwoman Artwork

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>>89719309
Sluts aren't good for you Batman.

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>>89719588
Bats' got a real problem

>>89718344
It's amazing how one little black smudge sends my dick into overdrive.

>>89719373

Tom King is going to kill her off.

>>89719421

Already happened. Salvation Run.

>>89719655
>Getting to feed kitty icecream

I mean, I can't blame him.

>>89719421
>>89719467
>>89719484
I had an idea for one where She's kidnapped by a secret society existing between dimensions. Their leadership is semi-aware from observation of the 'main' universe of the rules it deals with as a comic book setting, though they aren't aware that it's a comic book setting.

Basically an overambitious senator of this mini-civilization has her taken because he believes she's close enough to Batman, who's like the most important man on the planet to get shit done for him while still not being so important that his people will be doomed if she briefly visits. Bad job of explaining it but basically, weird sci-fi fish out of water meta-comic book.

Selina also probably winds up telling the guy to go fuck himself and steals what she needs to leave because like c'mon, Catwoman books need more actual heists

>>89713679
>>89713706
>>89713708
She's saying he's a cheater. Why do you think Dinah gets mad?

>>89719588
Batman's addicted to sluts, it's like his shtick at this point.

>>89719974
It's pretty stupid, but probably not objectively the worst comic story ever written.

>>89713396
>Catwoman is into toys
>Canary is into bondage
>Huntress is into pegging

>>89720146
I thought it meant he was a drunk and had whisky dick so much he couldn't please anyone.

>>89714197
>Villain/ Anti-hero
>Bitch

Hmm, really gets the gray matter a pulsating

>>89718210
Enjoy your B@ faggoli

>>89720276
Why doesn't she have 6 tits?

>>89722118
why don't YOU have six tits?

>I lost a TOOTH!

>>89714039
What? are you telling me Matches is the Batman? You've been reading too much comics Frank, Matches ain't bats, I've seen them together in the Iceberg Lounge.

>>89718821
Superman doesn't date sluts so they don't know.

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>>89718683
I feel the same. Stand proud, my brother.

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>>89723778
I disagree with you but you're not hitler

>>89713790
Stripes > spots, that's a fact.

>>89720279
Huntress is into pegging her DAD. Or did you forget her origin?

>>89726664
which one?

>>89712583
Hughes owes me a commission from SDCC last year. I don't know what to ask for!

>>89714674
Don't worry
He's saving them using their real names for when Selina dies

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My heart.

>>89722195
Would if I could.

>>89719581
>Like Guillem
>Buy his artbook
>Get redpilled on just how much his colourist saved his pieces

>>89714674
I think its adorable.

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>>89712583
Hey Selinafags how do you feel that Harley has a shitload of books and you crappy furry none?

>>89712583
aww man.. I saw the thumbnail real quick and for a second it looked like a long and wild haired catwoman with some white cat ears..
and I was okay with that.

Then I looked at it again and got dissapointed

>>89727717
> a long and wild haired catwoman with some white cat ears..
My dick likes the way your eyes think, /co/mrade.

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>>89727633
Harley is better than Catslut.

>>89714674
batcat a shit, anon.

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>>89728170
What are you talking about, it's ggggreeaattttt.

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>>89728170

Off yourself

>>89728300
For some reason every time they go full romance with Batman I can't help but roll my eyes.

>>89728404
>For some reason every time they go full romance with Batman I can't help but roll my eyes.
That's because for the longest time Batman has rejected love or prevented himself from feeling anything for others; he fears that any love interest would be a weakness for his enemies. He turned his fear of the Bat into a memetic weapon. If he were only to somehow tap into his other fears, such as inadvertently hurting the ones he cared about the most, he'd be more powerful. As he said to Diana in an episode of Justice League Unlimited, "You're the emmissary princess of an immortal island of warrior women, I'm just a guy who dresses up in a batsuit with daddy issues, it would never work." the same episode where he was very concerned about her well-being. read between the lines, /co/mrade.
It could also be because Bruce is portrayed as a billionaire playboy who mingles with many frivolous women as a cover. On the other end of his identity, Batman, is supposed to be impossibly strong and stoic, not needing a woman in his life, which ironically, in turn, attracts more women to him.

>>89713017
Oh Jesus, batfaggotry at its finest

>>89728614
no this is batfaggotry at its finest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHY9USNC_Fk