Civil War II Chronological Storytime Part 2

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I love that non canon teaser.

>>89710782
I forgot about that old teaser, makes me wonder if the teaser for secret empire will be just as misleading.

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>>89710827
It's not like it tell us anything. It's just heroes posing.

>>89711384
Carol bump.

>>89711590
>Cap rider kicking that giant ass thing and it actually working

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>>89710782

>>89710902
Why does Jameson love Deadpool? I don't get it, he's everything he hates about Spider-Man amplified.

>>89711261
>Trull the Unhuman
This thing is so old-school and I love it.

>>89711338
I hope that next time Damage Control shows up they remember Trull.

>>89711543
How does Gyrich keep getting jobs in different admininstrations and different government offices? Dude always leaves every single one of his jobs with scandals and/or corruption.

>>89711631
I do agree that Tony's "unforseen consequences for changing the future" argument is utter bullcrap.
Most of Tony's arguments are kind of crappy, and it'll only get worse.

>>89712221
HAHA time for lesbians!

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>>89712142
It's kind of scary how literally anyone can turn into a Wendigo just by eating human flesh in Canada.

>>89712468
>Excellent. Those SUBURBANITES are never gonna know what hit them.
Why is it that Miles is only interesting when not written by Bendis?

Man, I didn't realize just how many tie-ins took place in the middle of the events of the first issue and before the FCBD issue.

>>89712665
Happier, better times.

>>89712694
>>89712665
>>89712646
That shark is adorable

>>89712845
He just looks so happy

>>89710879
god i hate ulysses so fucking much

>>89713027
>Hydra? I thought Sam just took care of them
Really? SHIELD actually thought that Sam Wilson single-handedly took out ALL of Hydra?
What part of "cut off one limb and two more shall take its place" did they not understand? Old Man Fury is looking down on them with shame.

>>89713141
Well, if you actually bothered reading Sam Wilson's book, yes, he did take them single-handedly.

>>89713237
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>>89711338
These "Choosing Sides" stories don't seem to be about choosing sides at all.

>>89713471
What a waste of a 2 page spread

>>89713727
This doesn't make any sense, that's not Ulysses' powers work.
How can he know that Fury will die if he goes on this mission, yet at the same time know that if he doesn't go on the mission SHIELD is destroyed? Those are 2 mutually contradictory futures, he's never seen anything like this and he never did again.

>>89713607
To be concluded!

>>89713748
To be concluded!
Wait what?

>>89713912
>>89713939
Why isn't Black Bolt in his suit and tie?

>>89713912
>>89713939
Wasn't Melter dead?

>>89714085
>>89714107
I'm not sure this is the right place for this story chronology-wise.

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>>89714148
What do you suggest?

>>89714170
Ms. Marvel shows up with Miles Morales in a later issue of Captain Marvel, that takes place at some point after Hulk's death, and she's clearly still on good terms with Carol. It should go after that.

>>89714085
>profiling is bad
but thats wrong, its been very sucesful

>>89714135
becky is too cute for kamala

>>89714310
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Hijinx STOLE that tank and was driving it around town, enangering people, he's not being prosecuted for something he might have done at all, those are grounds for going to prison. Not to mention all the crimes he'd already committed, being the wanted leader of a crime syndicate and all.
Kamala's sister-in-law is an idiot, this is nothing like stop and frisk.

>>89714325
What exactly do criminals being caught in the act have to be saved from? This has nothing to do with Ulysses or with racist cops or whatever.

>>89714402
>>89714430
Willow fucked that up completely. I don't see how people can blame the tie in for Kamala's slip in sales when the writing in it was clearly the bigger problem.

>>89714463
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>>89714388
When did Roccafort stop making girls cute, His Velocity book was great, but here things look off or man-ish

>>89714085
Wait a minute, how does Carol already know that Ulysses' powers come from super math? That wasn't established until much later.

>>89714541
Carol is soft butch, that's her thing.

>>89714578
Delete this post, then repost it without the image please. This is a very long storytime.

>>89712519
>do you know what you have to do to land a good scholarship these days?
What, in a STEM field? Not much.

>>89714917
I really don't get why Tony Stark thought that going after Thanos was wrong just because they did it based on Ulysses' intel. Yes, Rhodey died on the mission, but that has nothing to do with the morality of using Ulysses. Especially since Thanos did in fact show up and he's a pre-existing threat, not an innocent being Minority Reported.
If they hadn't acted on this intel, Thanos would have stolen a bunch of Iso-8 and killed everyone.

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>>89715062
I love this damage control
>Bendis claims a missile to the tits from War Machine is enough to take out She-Hulk
>Tie-in writer knows this is bullcrap, so has Thanos beat the crap out of her instead

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>>89715403
>I told you this would happen!
NO YOU DIDN'T. FUCK YOU TONY.
The Minority Report scenario you talked about has nothing to do with going after the genocidal monster that is Thanos. Carol saved lives, and Rhodey died helping her, deal with you selfish self-centered prick. And no, being in mourning is no excuse because he's like this the whole event.

>>89715420
>None of you ever play God again!
And how exactly is stopping Thanos playing God? You've fought Thanos several times Tony.
If the GotG had told you that Thanos was going to attack Project PEGASUS would you have ignored them too?

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>>89715420
Where was banner? you'd think with him not being hulk anymore he could come down and help save his cousin

>>89715606
Dicks out for Harambe
How the fuck did Captain Hydra single-handedly take out all 3 Super-Apes in like 5 seconds? The gorilla is as strong as the Thing, the orangutan controls magnetism (Cap's shield is made of metal) and the baboon is a shape-shifter. There should have been more of a struggle is all I'm saying.

>>89715656
because there's barely any good writing at marvel

>>89716043

Even Hydra Cap is inspiring

>>89716362
I never tire of seeing countless ineffectual shield agents in these shots. Acting like they have any effect on the outcome.

>>89713314
Well, he spent 8 months working with SHIELD to get rid of them all. And all that did was give Red Skull the oppurtunity to take over.

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>>89716084
He really seems like the nicest nazi to ever live. He probably doesn't even qualify as a nazi, since racism would seem like a stupid concept for a man as pragmatic and good-intentioned as him.

>>89716437
Medusa is hot.

>>89713489
>suit injects beta blockers and adrenaline
>grants temporary enhanced speed and strength

Wait, wouldn't enhanced abilities actually require a heightened heart rate? Why the beta blockers when you're injecting god damned adrenaline in your system, doesn't that cancel out or at least throw your system out of whack?

I know, lolcomics and all that, but still.

>>89717051
Thanks.

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>>89710782
>>89710817
Pretty sure that when they teased that they didn't even know what the fuck Civil War II was going to be about.

>>89710827
It could have nothing to do with the actual storyline, Marvel always had shit teasers, remember Fear Itself?

>>89713780
CWII is riddled with contradictions and continuity problems. It's pretty clear it had less planning and communication than say, CW1 or Secret Invasion

Since the incoming Hydra War thing has been building a while it might be a bit less of a clusterfuck

>>89714917
>thigh gap
I want to fuck Rocafort Carol

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>>89711052

Sam, your hot mom needs you. Stop being an Avenger and grab the groceries.

>>89714964
This really is the nadir of the event's writing. And it was the first thing published.

First impressions are important, Marvel.