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>>89627325
>>89621609
>>89678915
>>89685513
>>89703918
Year Three is the GOAT year
We magic now
>>89710474
Year Three is when the story goes "Hello delivery? One order of crazy please"
>>89710647
It's my favorite yearmostly cause of Constantine
Sorry but my Internet went down, using Mobile now so if I make any mistake please tell
>>89710892
>No, not how did you pull the coin from behind my ear, that's magic, I know. Where did you get a five pound coin? Who even uses those?
>>89711235
I wonder what the actual temperature is like there
Okay, situation obligues me to stop here, posting via mobile data is difficult so I'll resume once my Internet is functional
Thousands sorry for this
>>89711648
No worries
It's been fun so far
Detective Chimp is best part of this Year
>>89711648
Thank you!
>>89711648
Thanks OP, been enjoying it so far, will keep an eye out
>>89711648
>People hate Injustice
It's so fun!
>>89711825
People don't hate Injustice.
They think it's shit.
And it is, it's wonderful, wonderful, shit.
>>89711969
>They think it's shit.
But it isn't. Stuff actually happens.
>>89711996
>Stuff actually happens
On account of almost every single character being monumentally stupid.
The highest honor goes to Hal "Gee, that Sinestro has really turned over a new new-leaf, no deceit or duplicity here" Jordan.
And who could forget the glorious random piece of debris. Slayer of Nightwing.
>>89712257
>The highest honor goes to Hal "Gee, that Sinestro has really turned over a new new-leaf, no deceit or duplicity here" Jordan.
Hal has always been dumb
>And who could forget the glorious random piece of debris. Slayer of Nightwing.
He broke his neck landing on a rock
Well, looks like my Internet was fixed and everything is ok. Sorry for all of this, deeply sorry
>>89712547dormammu ive come to bargain
>>89712849
One of the best panels ever
>>89710474
Year Three is also my favourite
Has there been a Constantine comic in recent years better than Injustice.
OP, thank you. I've been having a rough couple of days and these storytimes have been great for letting me forget about stuff for a bit. Keep up the great work.
I've been reading this comic (trying to catch up on it) recently and I just read a chunk past the parts being posted here yesterday.
All I gotta say is that I fucking love this stupid comic. Even though all the characters are dumb. So much keeps happening that makes it constantly entertaining.
Also OP you're really great for story timing so much of this. Kudos!
Sorry, one million sorries for this but my Internet connection keeps breaking, hoping I can at least storytime this last issue of the day
>>89713590
Glad to know that. Makes me happy that I can brighten someone's day
>>89713746
>>89713776
Literally how much more OP can you get?
>>89713822
Is there a smug Sinestro count?
How many smugs are we at?
I only know a little bit of info about Kyle Rayner, but the way Sinestro killed him really pissed me off.
>>89713899
Yes, he's no scrub. He's a guy who endured being the solo green lantern corps for like ten years himself
I'm wondering where exactly Superman went past the point of no return.
>>89713993
Killing Joker
>>89714027
But The Joker murdered 11 billion people!
>>89713993
It was when he formed a private """peacekeeping""" force of enhanced humans. He was sliding down the slope before that, but that was the moment where he really was like "we dictatorz now"
>>89713993
Killing Billy.
Everything else was just the result of being in a gigantic clusterfuck of idiots surrounding him.
>>89714027
t. Batman
Joker had it coming, I'm surprised he didn't gut Harley too considering she aided Joker in the nuke.
>>89713993
I never got to the point in the story but when he killed some civilians was probably it I think in year 5. Everything else up to that point was all Batman's and others fault for being huge moralfag retards.
>>89714358
>Killing Etrigan
Injustice confirmed shit universe once more
>>89710064
What's up with John's hair in this?
>>89714382
dont worry, youll see
>>89714358
>>89714382
The worst weakness ever.
An inconveniently long chant.
Shazam's got the right idea.
>>89713993
Killing Oliver
>>89713993
Murdering Ollie and not being apologetic at all.
>>89714409
THE RIDE BEGINS
>>89714132
Shit.
I thought so too, except I can't actually remember how/why Billy was killed. (I think in the video game Superman killed him right? I haven't played it in ages.)
And later in the comic whenthe Greek Gods show up to fight against Superman. It looked like Zeus was the one who killed Billy.
But maybe I missed something.
My memory isn't that great.
>>89714358
What are Erigan's powers? What was he expecting to happen?
>>89714508
1. Ollie deserved it
2. He clearly tried to apologize at the funeral
>>89714528
ALL ABOARD!
>>89714771
Shit sorry. I realized posting an image in a story time was stupid.
>>89714746
>1. Ollie deserved it
He shot an arrow which ricocheted into someone else because Supes wanted to do the whole "Projectiles bounce off of me" thing.
In what way did he deserve to be beaten into paste.
>>89714746
>He clearly tried to apologize at the funeral
With a non-apology.
So do Superman's parents ever tell their kid to stop doing this shit?
>>89714813
Shooting an arrow is reason enough to kill someone. Especially when it hits someone you care about in your own home. Not to mention he was with a group that just tried to kill him. People crying about Oliver are like black people crying when their friend is killed breaking into someones home or committing some other crime. But comics have no logic so all the characters act like it was so evul omg how dare you defend yourself when it was totally lawful anyways.
>>89714844
That doesn't make sense. He tries to apologize and bitchface Dinah throws a fit. Shes lucky Superman is so kind because i'd have ripped her head off right there.
>>89714846
Yes, Human AND Kryptonian.
He just doesn't listen. He goes off to fight Batman and Alfred while leaving the arrow still stuck in pa Kent's bleeding shoulder.
>>89714409
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>89714943
Because everyone in the comic is retarded except for Superman.
>>89714943
>Kryptonian
but their planet sexploded
>>89714792
Don't worry I stopped since my Internet connection have been unreliable today
>>89714973
The only way you could argue that Injustice Superman isn't retarded is by saying that he wanted everyone to hate him, because black armoured stormtroopers beating people up to enforce curfews is not a good PR move. It never is and it never will be. The only thing it will do is incite dissent. Which he's been having a problem with recently.
>>89715012
Memory-hologram.
He apologized to the Kent's for sending Kal to earth, and the Kent's apologized back for fucking up so hard when they raised him.
>>89715067
Was that in a previous thread? Also wow his parents are cold
>>89715121
First one linked in the OP, I think,
And he did just murder a former friend in front of them over their protests because of an accident. Then head off to beat the shit out of anybody else who stood in the way of his world conquest.
I'd be a bit disappointed in my kid too.
>>89715121
Here >>89633481
Wow, this comic a lot of fun. I really should've gotten into it earlier.
>>89715252
Damn that is a nice page, so do his parents ever show up again
>>89712849
This is hilarious
>>89715425
I can tell you whos parents don't
Batman's
>>89715471
Why doesn't superman take their bodies and put killer robots in them to fuck with bruce
>>89713861
We're reaching maximum oversmug
>>89714563
Jason Blood is two people.
Jason and Etrigan
When he says the oath, Etrigan, a demon of hell replaces him.
It's like Captain Marvel/Shazam. Except with a demon.
>>89714973
Injustice Superman isn't retarded
He's just an emotional manchild who is having a global level tantrum about loss
The only one truly retarded is Hal.
Batman is autistic.
Wonder Woman dreams of being Eva Braun
Aquaman is xenophobic
Billy is just a kid.
Flash has no spine
And Cyborg is a robot
Will superman ever realize that what he is doing is wrong
>>89715673
Maybe in Injustice 2
But then again, some of the intro dialogue we've seen so far has been "I just want to restore my government, gosh"
>>89715638
>Billy is just a kid.
I thought he was adead
>>89715744
Well that comes later.
>>89715638
>Wonder Woman dreams of being Eva Braun
She did nothing wrong
>>89715638
And the thing is that Superman ends up friendzoning Diana, so everything she did for the Supercock was basically worthless
>>89715857
>Superman ends up friendzoning Diana
No, they fuck in the game.
>>89710959
You get them sometimes as novelty commemorative coins (It's precisely the kind of twee small-c conservative middle-class stuff Constantine would hate) but I've never seen one used as tender.
>>89713993
When he murdered Oliver. That was just uncalled for.
>>89718353
I was talking about this
Has Thawne showed up in this twisted universe yet? He would be so dope.
>>89713856
>>89713884
Strapped down in a room with nothing but Harley talking, while you can think at the speed of light? I can't imagine anything worse
In fact when I was first imagining what Hell was that was an early nightmare, a huge dark room filled with endless people, suspended, held perfectly still in the dark, completely conscious of every second
Just gonna bump this
>>89715471
man
so bad it's good
boop
>>89711537
I've only read the first volume of Hellblazer, so I'm sure I'm an idiot.
I've read some of the DCYOU series and some of the rebirth series.
But Injustice Constantine seems just about the most Constantine in a long time.
>>89712849
beautiful
>>89714508
Well, you saw what he does to Billy later. An actual child kind of. Superman didn't give a fuck. At that point he's Freiza with an 'S' on his chest.
>>89714938
>Dinah
How does she die? Does Supes follow through on his warning to her personally?
i started reading the whole 5 years again thanks to your storytime thread two days ago op. fuck you i'm already halfway through year 3 now ;_;
>>89723214
Do you think that Taylor can write decent Constantine?
>>89726722
>How does she die?
Supe gets a yellow lantern ring to remove the kryptonite bullet she shot in him then he heat visions her.
guys, does somebody have injustice tpb? please link
>>89711557
it's metaphysical. It's Chicken Nuggets and Puppies degrees
OP HERE
Let's continue was I left off yesterday. Today is gonna be a normal day since I don't think my Internet is gonna fail me now
>>89729399
Thanks for coming back. Been following your ST dumps for the last few days. Getting real hype for I2 now. So much so that I'm playing the first game doing the extra single player stuff I never did before.
>>89729626
Then I guess I did something right, I felt like /co/ (or at least the Injustice General) wasn't up-to date with the Injustice story, either their forgot most of it or simply haven't read the story.
>>89729599
He just Guy Gardner'ed the crap out ofJohn
>Best Harley
>Best John
>Best Supes
>Best Sinestro
>Best Canary/Arrow
What a great book. Shame year 4 had to ruin it all...
>>89729855
Nah, The second half of Year Three is what ruined it all. Basically Booch started to write Injustice seriously instead of a one big joke, it was obvious that he didn't know what to do with the story
>>89729883
savage
>>89729907
>>89729924
Good Cop/Bad Cop from Superman and Sinestro
Jesus what a day that would be
The only thing in injustice more based than Constantine is Plas. What a shame he only showed up for the annual...
>>89712849
>Hey Fred, did you know that there's a bunch of cavemen in the car?
>>89713993
>I'm wondering where exactly Superman went past the point of no return.
When theyput him in a coma and he dreamed about his life as if Lois was still alive, his child grew up, etc. Then he woke up, and was so pissed off that he stopped holding back.
>>89714543
>I can't actually remember how/why Billy was killed.
In the video game, about 2/3rds into the story, he points out to Superman that he is so far off the deep end that he is talking about destroying cities because they did not side with him.Superman then heat visions a hole in his head.
>>89712880
>Explaining the joke.
Anyone have that joker picture about the issue with that?
>>89730693
Billy died because he said the L-word in front of Superman, it wasn't because Billy was against destroying cities and other universes
>>89730734
Bruce is a cunt.
>>89729720How would Myx not be able to instantly tell where everyone is?
>>89730734
Horny Batman .
>>89730636
remember when we thoughtthe Jokerhad become the spectre?
>>89730935
what the fuck does this guy have against NAAAARGHs
>>89730859
who does it end up being?
>>89730988
A certain imp from the 5th dimension
>>89729510
One a scale from Condiment King to Darkseid, that's pretty pretty high up there on "Guys you don't want to have trying to kill you"
>>89729907
I just love how Sinestro is unrepentantly evil in front of everyone and they're all just going along with it.
>>89730116
Deadpan Dr Fate is pretty funny
>>89731027>Myx playing Spectre is fucking with a particular Batman.
>Bat-myte doesn't come to save him.
WHERE IS HE? WHAT'S HE DOING?
>>89730794
He doesn't want to?
Just playing a game with Supes
>>89730859
I thought theEclipsoidea was going to be right.
But alas
Is Taylor still writing this?
I know you're cutting off the covers for a more seamless storytime, but could you tell us when he's replaced?
>>89731225
>Ragman
UNCLE /POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>89731260
Taylor is getting replace after issue #14, the dream of Superman, so I guess in 7 more issues. Still I will tell when Booch run begins for those not in the known
>>89731219
I think Booch was the one with theMxyreveal, because I don't remember Taylor teasing him for the comic. I still remember the solicits for post-Taylor Injustice still having Taylor as writer
>>89731320
>Taylor is getting replace after issue #14, the dream of Superman
That really makes a lot of sense
>>89731290
Hey look, it's Doomsday
All these plans to overthrow Superman don't feel worth investing in. Mostly because of the plot armor everyone has so the game can happen
>>89731382
Is it just me, or does Lex kinda look like Rosenbaum here?
>>89731529
You know what, I'm glad shazam gets killed
>>89711648
>>89731171
>Detective Chimp and Ragman
I never expected to get my Shadowpact fix in an Injustice storytime. This is great.
Why couldnt the games roster be as wonderful as this?
>>89731603
Where are his socks?
>>89731554
>But he's Superman!
Damn it, Billy
>>89731726
Constantine curse strikes again
>>89731864
>that face
>>89731702
I spoke too soon.
RIP mate. It's still better than appearing on Arrow.
>>89732408
>NAAARGHH
>>89732765
>so were you
oooh, that's a nasty burn.
>>89732765
rekt
>>89732450
>helps Constantine
>dies
Yep
See you all next thread!
>>89733028
Thanks mate.
That's a good place to end off too
GG post anon
>>89733028
Rocks better watch the fuck out.
>>89732994
>>89733028
>dead dick
>>89730094
So whose DnD game is Klarion actually from?
>>89730732
The joke is that Batman needs the joke explained to him
>>89731124
Sinestro is a master manipulator
>>89732994
B A S E D