Alright Batman, this is the Mystery Box. If you can guess what

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>>89707915
?

a lemon

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>>89707915
IS IT CHOCOLATE MILK?

A ball of dried cum?

>>89707915
and orange

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>>89707915
it's a mystery

muh dick

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Nice try Riddler, but despite your japes getting more and more abstract, I know exactly what you're planning on doing.
Something that is edible, round, and orange all in one? Obviously, an orange. A tangy citrus fruit that people often squeeze for juice.
But why in a box? Maybe for storage purposes in the eyes of others, but I can plainly tell that this is no ordinary box. It is in fact a lunchbox.
And why would you store oranges in a lunchbox? So you could eat them!
And why would you ask me of all people about it? Because in reality, you want to share your oranges with me!
But why would The Riddler of all people ask me about your oranges? Because in reality you aren't The Riddler, but instead you are The Joker wearing a Riddler disguise!
Sorry Joker, but your clever getup to share your lunch with me in the bathroom will have to be put on hold indefinitely, because I'm turning you in for identity theft.

>>89707915
Why can't I saw open the box?
>Open the box.
>Say whatever is inside of it.
>Keep it.

>>89708316
Best thing I've read on this shitty site in years.

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>>89707915

its A COOKIE

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>>89708316