I want to go on a romantic date with Chat Noire.

>>89700713
you have to be 18 to post here marinette

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why is he so perfect?

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Will we ever tire of Chat posting?

Will Volpina and Queen Bee be good?

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>adrien browses /co/.jpg

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>>89700976
>Will we ever tire of Chat posting?
Possibly, but with what's coming for the character, both good and bad things, I doubt it'll happen anytime soon
>Will Volpina and Queen Bee be good?
Volpina, maybe. Feels like a slow burn on her, maybe won't even get powered up until the end of S2. Queen Bee, not a chance unless she doesn't become a hero until S3 after a lengthy ass redemption arc which is almost certainly not going to happen based on the quality of the writing thus far.

>>89700713
Rape the catboi.

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Ah, yes.

A Chat thread.

Bring on the plump butts.

>>89701212
I wonder how aroused he would be

>>89700713
Noir*
Noire is feminine.
But i guess that works with you faggots. Might as well say "Chatte Noire" then

>>89701323
Excellent. Thank you, anon.

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Serious Question: Were the French Makers of this series aware that they are portraying a teenager in a suit thats basically Fetish-Gear? Or did they really think: "Well thats how superheroes dress". What were they thinking?

>>89701296
It'd be pretty easy to see through his suit.

>>89701374
Adrien, not Chatte. Twink in civilian clothing and not twink in a sex suit.

>>89701276
Got any more like this? Preferably male cosplayers

>>89701267
Catbois are not for raping!

>>89701341
It's Europe, they don't have a moral panic when they see those sorts of things. It is for sexual, but for them it's not a problem.

>>89701423
They are though.

>>89701400
Well, it depends on how closely you're watching him. Maybe he starts subconsciously shifting the way he sits to accomodate for his growing erection while he bites his lower lip and starts to blush.

>>89701441
Any other little details might we be able to catch the little faggot getting horny, I wonder.

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>>89701434
Non, ils ne le sont pas !

>>89701441
>>89701468
I want to sneak up behind him and watch over his shoulder.

>>89701576
Will you ~poke him~ ?

>>89701585
Sheeit Forgot this wasn't Skype for a second. Fuck it. Sorry.

>>89701341
French fag here, I would honestly say the later really.
However, something being sexy doesn't mean you have to think of nothing but porn. You can appreciate beauty without immediately stroking your dick.

In Miraculous case, both main characters can have some sex appeal without the show being for pedo: you're supposed to want them to happily get together, not to rape teenagers!
It also makes sense for Adrien to get wild as Chat noir considering his life as Adrien.

>>89701560
They are, frenchie.

>>89701585
>Adrien is so absorbed reading lewd comments, fanart and fanfics people make about Chat Noir that he doesn't notice you standing behind him
>Playfully ask him what he's looking at
>He stammers cutely, trying to hide what he was doing
>Wink and say it's okay, you understand that he's looking at all that stuff. You think Chat Noir is hot too.
>His blushing increases
>Say what a slutty attention whore he must be to prance that hot twink ass around in tight leather and how you'd love to fuck that ass until he cums without even touching his dick
>Adrien excuses himself and rushes off to the bathroom, completely failing to hide the bulge in his jeans

>>89702125
Lewd as fuck.
Think someone should follow him in there and give him a nice helping hand?

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>>89701647
>You can appreciate beauty without immediately stroking your dick.
what did he mean by this?

>>89700713
I just want to see Marinette cruel-dom him.

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>>89702125
Cute but I prefer it when Chat is more sexually playful/aggressive.

>>89702375
>cruel-dom
Aggressive and unrelenting but loving is the best way.
She uses him hard until she's satisfied and then they cuddle.

>>89702532
I like that one short fapfic where both him and Marinette are sluts and they get gangbanged together.

>>89701341
That's Europe for you. On the plus side, they're liberal as fuck.

But on the other hand, they are liberal as fuck.

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You sick fucks

Stop lusting after Marinette's boyfriend

>>89700713
Thanks, /co/, for making me bi (for 2D).

Canonically he smells like shit all of the time

>>89702807
/co/ has done more to grow the LGBT community in one year than Tumblr and Twitter have combined.

>>89701341
Yurop don't give a fuck.

>>89702532

That is the best type of cruel dom. whipping his cock with a riding crop and telling him that if he can hold off cumming for 5 more whips, she'll let him blow his load in her mouth, then, afterwards, stroking his head as he cries into her chest, telling him that she does love him so very, very much.

>>89701341

It's france, the country that brought us Totally Spies, the show that launched a thousand kinks into my generation. Seriously, brainwashing, cat-suits, muscle-worship, tentacles, all that good shit.

>>89703087
Alright, but she has to tell him how well he's doing between lashes.

>>89703087
Eh, I'm more into the Dom/Sub part. Helplessness, desperation, stuff like that. Sado/Maso pain stuff is kind of a turnoff for me.

To each their own, though.

Do you guys prefer femboy Chat like in >>89700713 and >>89703416 or more masculine/twink Chat like >>89701276 and >>89702477 ?

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>>89703490
All Chat's are good and stupidly fuckable.

>>89701341
They're legal age in france, why would the french care about sexualising them?

>>89703490
The first is Adrien, the second is Chat.

There is a serious lack of cat bois in this thread and I do not like it

I used to be straight, not attracted to guys at all. Then I came to /co/ and now I'm bisexual leaning more towards gay.

I fucking love you guys.

>>89703490
i want to fuck cute femboy chat noir and want to be fucked by hunky manly chat noir.

>>89702828
>he smells like shit all of the time
Prove it.

Adrien is for tender loving, not for lewds.
You are all horrible people.

>>89700713
I want to molest his feet.

>>89700713
Whens season2 again?

>>89703697
Anon is probably thinking of Plagg cheeses.
And he is wrong, because good cheeses don't smell bad, they stink good.

>>89704662
>You will never suck Chat Noirs musky dick after he spent an entire day doing his thing around paris in his tight leather outfit, sweating in the summer heat
why even live

>>89703669
ditto

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>>89703490
Femboy

>>89703669
>>89705483
Thirding.

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>>89701276
Nice bulge.

>>89701323
What's French for "a trap" in the obvious context?

>>89703087
Then she puts him in a soft but spiked chastity tube and helps him into his new suit - it looks just like his usual one but constructs him like a corset and the tail is connected to a thick, long, soft dildo. And there are blunt spikes in the heel of his boots, he can put them down but it's uncomfortable; it's training for heels.
And it all locks except a short zipper for him to pull his chaste cock out to pee.

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>>89706402
We don't associate traps with feminine boys in French so there's no true equivalent but I guess you could try going with "piège" and most degenerate frenchies would get what you mean true context clues.

>>89706564
Sounds good in Ackbar's voice, thanks.

>>89706623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7A-yDbkVHo

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>>89701647
>However, something being sexy doesn't mean you have to think of nothing but porn
That's true. However, Chat's outfit still borders on the fetishistic and that's hard to ignore. The skin tight latex might be a convention of the superhero genre but combining it with a cat motif is something pretty much exclusive to female characters.

In most (non-pornographic) artistic representations of the human form, the lines between male and female are clear cut. The men are muscular Adonises and the women are delicate but full and voluptuous. Chat blurs the lines of gender in his design. The musculature obviously says male but the smaller frame and even facial structure suggest female, and the hair could go either way quite frankly. Really, smut is the only point of reference people have for Chat.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's brilliantly subversive in its own right. I just wanted to explain why I think it's so easy to see Chat as merely a sex object.

>create literally one of the most hottest character designs of all time
>pair him with a boring girl instead of another cute boy
Is this really acceptable? Getting tired of all these cute /co/ boys inevitably being paired with a girl. Hopefully a male villain who is obsessed with Chat gets introduced soon.

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>>89703490
I'm down to clown with either one.

>>89706757
>borders
I've seen less fetishistic outfits at perv meets. I've _worn_ less fetishistic suits to perv meets, and I worked at it.

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>>89707032
>I've _worn_ less fetishistic suits to perv meets
Well, we're waiting.

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>>89706893

Fags

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>>89708699
Dub confirm thread is fag central.
We would have this no other way.

>>89707087
I'm 3DPD, Anon.

>>89708937
>he sees your dick

>>89709025
So?

>>89706647
French Ackbar has such a pleasant voice.

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bump?

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>>89709426

>>89703490
femboy

>>89703490
a more twink-y look without going all-fem. Defined body, nice shoulders and a bit of hair,not much, but a bit

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>>89706893
idk about that but I look forward to Chat having to deal with 3 superheroes who are all after Adrien

>>89710144
Except Alya isn't into Adrien and has Nino.

>>89710191
ya but she has to try to stop both Ladybug and Queen Bee from getting to Adrien because she needs to protect him for Marinette

so its more like 2 who are into him and a 3rd trying to push her friend on him

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>>89710245
I can only imagine the horrible shenannigans comin' up.

>>89710299
ya, I kinda wonder if they are all gonna maintain secret identities

like Marinette and Chloe probably would because Marinette has an inferiority complex and Chloe probably doesn't want Ladybug to know she is actually a bad person

but Chat has never seemed to care about it and I honestly can't see Alya not jumping at the chance to learn Chat and Ladybug's identity even if she has to trade her own

Could make a cool dynamic with Adrien and Alya trading identities because they are the two that don't have a complex about it, we have Insects and Mammals kinda paired off with the heroes but then Adrien and Alya also become closer as civilians causing all sort of silly drama

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>>89710454
I could see Alya needing to reveal her identity given the last Volpina was a menace, just as a show of trust, likely garnering the responce from Mari to do the same.

In the end you just gotta wait and see.

>>89710543
honestly I think its likely gonna be all or nothing on identities

so my guess is that they will be kept secret most of season two and revealed at or toward the end

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>>89710812
Probably with the Pappilon showing his obvious not-secret identity.

Unfortunately I don't have the comic so this will have to do.

Honestly suprised by the artwork people put together for this series.

>>89710144
>no male character going after adrien
Ree. Not fair.

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>>89702760
But I want him to be my boyfriend instead.

>>89711013
NO HES MY BOYFRIEND

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>>89703490
Something like this. Clearly male, but more boyish than masculine.

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>>89711194
FIGHT ME!

>>89710144
This Nino is a thousand time more easy on the eyes than canon Nino. Something about his in show model just seems off, or at least poorly designed and implemented. And I'm not even getting into the "totally radical" writing.

>>89711550

THING! What are you doing?!

>>89711612
Giving us the crossover we need but not the crossover we deserve.

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>>89702916
>in one year
Hey now.

>>89710299
>that chart
But Chat Noir likes Marinette

>>89700713
>>>/cm/3066780

>>89712425
>>>/y/2301404

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>>89712466

>>89712536
Imagine Marinette stumbling across Chat Noir porn one day.
>never able to look at her partner the same way again
>trying to sneak peaks between his legs to see if a bulge is visible
>now curious to see if he measures up to what people have drawn online

>>89712647
>one day
Ha! She probably has a several gigabyte file of Chat Noir porn. It's her darkest secret. She may love Adrien, but she lusts after her fetish gear wearing sidekick. Even is she refuses to admit it.

>>89700713
I feel like I should watch this show. But my sister is into it so that is a bad sign.

>>89714330
I'll put it to you this way. There's a reason that Chat Noir threads tend to be more popular than Miraculous Ladybug threads. We love this character. The larger show he belongs to, not as much. This is not to say we hate the show. Just that we find it less interesting than this particular character.

>>89714407
But do we find the character interesting, or do we just want to fuck him?

>>89714500
Both

>>89714500
Chat Noir/Adrien Agreste is actually pretty interesting outside of raw sex appeal. He is socially isolated to the point where he desires contact with his peers despite being very shy. Most of his knowledge of other people comes from pop culture and what he sees on television. He has an emotionally distant relationship with his sole parent. Fuck, he's basically the perfect metaphor for his entire generation and the generation and a half that came before it.

And don't get me started on the personality dualism between Adrien and his identity as Chat Noir. Restraint vs freedom. He also becomes more confident while he's in the mask. Just like Ladybug, but it's done better in his case. Unlike Marinette, he can fake confidence well enough when wearing his Adrien "mask," which makes his change a bit more believable.

Also, pretty much all of the plot seem to center around him and his family. Marinette feels relatively shoehorned in by comparison.

And then there's the fact that a pun loving goofball is just more entertaining than a serious no-nonsense "Strong Independent Woman Who Don't Need No Man." Which is what Ladybug is. The fact that Marinette is obsessed with a boy just makes the social message of the main character feel like an unintentional parody.

Tl;Dr version: Adrien is the only character who feels like a real person you could meet in real life. And Chat Noir has a similar feel despite the fantastical elements. This character is basically holding the entire show up. And not just because he is a total sex icon.

>>89702375
>>89702532
Why does it feel like this is basically going to be canon? The relationship between those two gives off a strong femdom vibe.

>>89706509
Best tastes
How often does she taunt him about getting unlocked or not?

How would be your perfect Chat Noir show, /co/?

>>89721688
A +18 rating show, if you know what i mean

>>89721688
Do away with Marinette and give Chat a male love interest.

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>>89722031

>>89722031
She can stick around and run the camera.

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>>89723000
>dat pose
>dat ass
He tempts me and I shall have him.

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>>89723612

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>>89723681

>>89701647

>You can appreciate beauty without immediately stroking your dick.

Mmm, not for American audiences, whose sexual repression were unprepared for this level of kink.

>>89725476
I'd love to see him in a twink sandwich smushed between Jack Frost and Hiccup.

>>89700713
whats this gay twink shit i have yet to watch

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>>89726395
Miraculous

sometimes called Miraculous Ladybug

its basically a superhero/magical girl show

miraculousubs.tumblr.com has links for downloads

>>89726483
sweet thanks

>>89719855
Not often but well timed, but she's a really good kisser and you'd think kissing, hugging and caressing wasn't that kinky except for the guy being in a perv suit. But, chastity and plug.

>>89725476
>He will never call you 'princess'
Why even live (._.)

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Bumpan

>>89701276
>homolust intensifies!
That dude could pull off DIO

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>>89701421

I found one.

>>89726923
And it _does_ come off, regularly, for washing. Everything about Chat is beautiful, she worships him as much as he worships her and she keeps him immaculate. Of course she half-suspends him spreadeagle standing in the shower (heels well in the air) before the belt comes off, and by then they've already cleaned out his ass. Has to be done.
And she does worship him, washing them boath, soapy bodies sliding together. Worships his cock, even, gloved hands teasing and edging, fingers every so often sliding up his ass, milking him, kissing him after putting his come in his mouth.
She doesn't punish him often but when he's dry he needs encouragement to come down so she can put the tube back on. Of course she can't keep her mouth and hands of her darling, beautiful boy and he's painfully erect and quivering.
It's patently unfair but he loves it, and she's working with far more unfair goals in mind.

>>89725476
STOP CORRUPTING ME! I DON'T WANT TO SUFFER FROM GAY HOMOLUST!!!

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>>89728725
ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!

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They know don't they?

>>89728798
They know, we know, it's all good.

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>"Good morning, Kitten."

>>89728967
Sweet Jesus, those eyes.

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>>89728725

>implying this thread isn't just fujos pretending to be gay

>>89729453
Leatherguy here drooling over the ideal twink.

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>>89729491

>>89728967
it's not gay if it is a cat

>>89729498
Also, not posting images that aren't twinks. Well, one twink. Who I'm actually getting a "not for sexual" vibe off but he sure is pretty.

THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

>>89729453
Nope. I'm a closet bisexual filled with social anxieties and insecurities who wants to held and loved roughly by a playfully confident sexy dude who is also kinda girly.

>>89729631
woah, dude. me too.

>>89729631
>>89729645
Insecure young men, unable to cope with pressures of modern society. Crave a simpler life, for someone to take control away from them. Solution? Homosexuality! Many such cases.

>>89729978
>for someone to take control away from them.
That is not true though. I am aggressively pursuing my career.

>>89729996
I'm talking sexually here. Maybe you're insecure or inexperienced, and you want someone else to take charge so you don't have the responsibility of the other persons pleasure.

>>89730058
Ah ok. That's much more agreeable.

>>89729978
OK... just how do you get from someone taking control away to homosexuality?

>>89730126
Dirty little update function. You're a dirty, dirty little update function.
I still find it a bit iffy even in a purely sexual context, though. Not the actual loss of control, but linking it to homosexuality.

>>89730158
I mostly got huffed up because of how my country view homosexuals are subservient, which does not jive with my "fuck you and your horse" attitude.
Blogpost end, 1like=1prayer

>>89730126
Easiest way to give up sexual responsibility and control is being a bottom/submissive. Being the one who GETS fucked rather than the one doing the fucking. The other person can use you to take care of their own pleasure so your perceived lack of skill doesn't come into play.

And since dominant women IRL are rarer than a snowflake in hell, the switch to men is something that comes relatively easy. Traps and femboys as well as dickgirls/futanari are kind of a gateway drug to dick. Casual sex is also commonplace in the gay scene, so it's relatively easy to 'get laid' without all that pesky emotional vulnerability.

>>89730247
Yeah, that's bullshit that I could go on all day long but patriarchy. Wow, one of those circumstances where it's actually appropriate to blame the patriarchy.

>>89730256
Well yeah, but unless you happen to naturally be a bottom you can all to easily fall into just being lazy and a drain on your top. Ob/co/: Think there was an Oglaf strip about this...

I wouldn't say dominant women are that rare; anecdotally I'm married to one (well, both switches but she leans top and I lean bottom) and they weren't uncommon in the local munches when I still went.

Of course all that goes out the window when both run up against assorted shit and support becomes the priority, and where was I going with that? That needy bottom will have bailed by now. Don't be that guy.

>>89730256
this hits uncomfortably close to home for me

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>>89729978
>>89729996
>>89730058
>>89730256
>>89730485

>>89731886
Sorry for intellectualizing when we just want to shag you rotten, Chat.

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>>89732405

>>89731886
Marry me

>>89730256
>dominant women IRL are rarer than a snowflake in hell

Ugh, tell me about it. That is one of the things I wish I could tell my younger self. It would have saved me a lot of trouble. Mainstream culture doesn't talk about this at all, but submissive men are stupidly common. At least in the Millennial Generation. And dominant women, while they exist, are a critically endangered species.

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>>89728665
h-holy shit...

>>89712366
Felix-Chat is a different story from the one we got.