Find a flaw.

Flaw #1: Its a train and not real

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He is easily flummoxed by more modern and sophisticated engines.

He's not Thomas

>>89696960
>stupid name
>stupid colour
>redundant engine

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The railway is out of date, and not much use you know.

>>89697316
harold you ass, kids were gonna drown and all you thought to do was give us coffee.

>>89697115

Diesel LITERALLY did nothing wrong.

>>89698011
Right? That episode taught me that there is NO difference between confidence and arrogance. Fuck you Ringo, Diesel is a beast.

>>89698011
Literally all he did was say, "your worthy fat controller," something the steam engines call him all the time. After Duck yelled at him for literally nothing he was justified in his subsequent actions.

>>89696960
His lips don't move when he talks.

>>89698259
He basically said that diesels exist to take over railways.

>>89698639
He wasn't wrong.

>>89698722

For a while. Then hundreds of his brothers were scrapped because they were useless.

>Tell engine to do something
>Engine gets cocky
>Engine fucks up because they were cocky
Why do they employ sentient trains again?

>>89698989
How else would we know what human meat tasted like? No human is going to want to eat another, but if one of your sentient trains with his mouth literally on his front runs over the pedestrian, the pedestrian gets eaten and you can ask the engine what he tasted like, thereby answering the age-old question.

>>89699064

Are engine's faces made of meat?

>>89699073
One would hope not, being stuck on the front of a boiler all the time.

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>>89696960

>>89699073
Malleable, semi-liquid metal. Just like the Transformers' faces.

>>89696960
His bachmann model costs too much

>>89698989
>>89699064
>>89699073
>Why do they employ sentient trains again?

Its all that fat bastard's doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU

>>89699638
Honestly 'get off my fookin' platform' is the only part of that really worth watching.

>>89696960
He waddles.

>>89696960
There is no flaw! He's my favorite! Every time a thread says "What went wrong?", I'll will reply "Precisely Nothing!" and if it says "Find a Flaw", I will reply "There is no flaw!:

>>89699073
https://youtu.be/UO0_8AuekPU?t=1m42s

Most of you here are legitimate autists.

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Shed 17 is canon

>>89704519
This is /co/ after all.

>>89702320
Trump pls.

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>>89698286

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>>89697058
He is real actually.

>>89710691
Revealed by Awdry, Duck was a 57xx Class, and had an actual number which existed but was scrapped, So the real Duck is probably chilling as a part of a car or as a toaster.

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>>89710970
>duck could be your toaster right now

>>89698286
https://youtu.be/4be73NBz_v8?t=54s
What now, nigga

>>89698745
Diesels aren't actually useless, though. Diesel is cleaner AND more efficient than coal. This was just the creators being autistically prejudiced against diesel fuel.

>>89696960
Green
Rectangle

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>>89712480
u got a problem lad

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>>89710970
This is the real Duck sitting at Swindon ready for scrapping.

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And this is the real Oliver.