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I-i'ts gonna suck, isn't /co/?

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I-i'ts gonna suck, isn't /co/?
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>>89683301
what part of DC/WB can't you get through your fucking skull?
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>>89683301
quite the dildo there
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>>89683301
Probably. I'm just hoping that Aquaman at least is good.
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>>89683301
I'm actually liking Cyborg's designe, really hope he gets blue colored light, I really like the designe of the place where they are, probably superman's fortress?
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>>89683301
Of course it is, what do you still think this many years in they're just going to magically turn it all around?
Get real anon.
They need a clean slate, but despite being crappy and not getting it right they still make plenty of money because super hero movies are hot right now.
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>>89683301
At this point, I have absolutely no faith in the people running the DC movies, so it will almost certainly be terrible.
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it is goodd
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>>89683301
TIME FOR OUR DAILY DCEU DISCOURSE THREAD.
Don't worry if you missed the last one folks, this one is gonna be an exact replica, just like all the others!
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>>89683361
>, I really like the designe of the place where they are, probably superman's fortress?

There is nothing great about the background. It looks generic as fuck.
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I don't want it to, but I've been burned on the DCEU too many time. Don't know if I'll even watch.
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>>89683301

Where this is from?
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>>89683335
LET'S
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>>89683301
I mean, yeah probably.
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>>89683416
>It looks generic as fuck.


Re watch MoS then, there was nothing generic about the designes
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>>89683422
New trailer. Didn't you see the thread?
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>>89683301
Looks kino to me family

Surprise trailer tonight?
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>>89683301
No, it'll be good, but /co/ loves to hate so they'll say it sucked.
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>>89683537
I found them incredibly generic.

Like Ridley Scott's Alien tier.

Asgard on Thor looks more unique.
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>>89683301
Aquaman just kind of blends into the background there.
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>>89683301
Of course.

Wait for Aquaman instead.
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>>89683635
>so they'll say it sucked.
We say DCU movies suck because they have a 0 for 3 track record for making good movies.
When they make a movie that isn't shit, it will be interesting to see how people who pretend the current DC movies are good react to things.
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DCU will either make or break with WW and JL. Sad but true.
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>>89683692
>Wait for Aquaman instead.
Considering Suicide Squad, I'm not sure if any director can make a good DC movie if they have to deal with this amount of shitty executive meddling.
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>>89683537
A "bunch of blue/black/grey metal mixed together in a mess and a bunch of penis imagery" isn't creative or original.

Bay does this, Alien and Predator franchine did this.

It's like Cyborg, that basically looks like a Bay's Transformer.
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I will NOT tolerate any defamation of Zack Snyder OR the DCEU!

STOP IT!
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>>89683725
>0 for 93
ftfy
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>>89683774
DCEU is kinda eh
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>89683774
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>>89683301
looks dope
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>>89683662
how is that not generic and previous images are?
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>>89683662
>Alien tier
>posts generic ass hall
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>much of the early positive reception for Momoaman was from his shirtless tattooed sexuality
>give him Power Ranger armor

Ahh the self-sabotage of the DC Cinematic Universe continues
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>>89683725
>it will be interesting to see how people who pretend the current DC movies are good react to things.
They'll start hating the movies because it was always about contrarianism.
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>>89683301
i like it :)
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>>89683992
>im making shit up to make them look bad!

you just look desperate at this point
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>>89683301
awwww yes. I really enjoy the red/blue of cyborg.
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>>89683892
Because it combines fantastical and sci-fi elements to recreate something similar to the original Kirby's Asgard.
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>>89683992
Why is "it looks like Power Rangers" the go-to insult for everything? It doesn't even look like Power Ranger armor, you need to get your eyes checked.
Also a lot of people bitched that the shirtless look "wasn't" comic-accurate and this is more, and now YOU'RE bitching.
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>>89684020
>making shit up
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>>89683725
>>89684005

>people that disagree with me must be pretending to like this!

you guys are pathetically sad
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>>89683301
It seems crazy to me how DC animated stuff is so top-tier compared to Marvel's lazy shit, but when it comes to their big-screen movies it's the opposite.
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>>89683301
anyone who isn't expecting it to suck at this point is deluding themselves

it might be good and surprise us, but we shouldn't expect it.
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>>89684043
>its not generic because its copying this other thing thats been done a million times before!


Thats a shitty argument, also what Asgard actually ended up looking like in the movies was just generic gold city.
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>>89684043
>this movie design is good because of this comic it doesnt look like!

holy shit kys
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>>89683301
Dammnnn look at all that color, Aquaman has a really nice green/yellow outfit!
Damnn Gal Gadot looks like THAT?
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what'll it get?

anything over 30% is an obvious shill
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>>89684069
pleb detected
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>>89684126
Probably low twenties, although I honestly won't be surprised if it makes it to the single digits.
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>89684069
>DC animated stuff is so top-tier compared to Marvel's lazy shit

not even worth a (You)
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>>89683432
GET TO BASHING BUTTS
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>>89684128
>>89684178
EMH was great but what else have they done? DC's got their weird rebooted stuff going on, but they're not terrible.
Or were you mad because I said DC movies are terrible? Because they have been terrible so far and pattern recognition tells me this new one will suck too.
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>>89683416
>There is nothing great about the background. It looks generic as fuck.
Seriously, this.

Like, the DCU is a place of incredibly memorable and fantastic locations and this shit just looks like discount Giger.
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>>89684122
I think you're in the wrong thread

here this is the one you're looking for >>>/tv/79138228
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>>89684126
I have no intentions of seeing it, but I'd guess somewhere in the 40s upon release, then a slow decline into the high 20s
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>>89683747
>Considering Suicide Squad, I'm not sure if any director can make a good DC movie if they have to deal with this amount of shitty executive meddling.
That's true, but I really like everything I've heard about Aquaman so far. I want to believe in James Wan.

Then again, considering that SS had every fucking reason to be good and that one turned out to be complete shit...
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>>89684259
>they're not terrible
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>>89684289
>implying I'm not in both
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>>89683301

CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>89684089
>>89684110
>shitting on Kirby's Asgard


Snyderfags really are patethic.

You can keep your "blue mess of metal" fortress. Maybe they can even use recycle it again on Prometheus 2!
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>>89684289
What are you doing browsing /tv/?
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>>89684400
what are YOU doing browsing /tv/?
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>>89684367
I don't need to like snyder to think that the Thor movies Asgard wasn't particularly inspired.

Thor was a shit movie but still miles above anything Snyder has put out for DC
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>>89684367
And yet the MCU is focused on making sure Thor is on Earth for 90% of the movie. No wonder no one remembers or cares about MCU Asgard.
I'm one of Kirby's biggest fans and I don't think the MCU adapted his art as well as you are saying (I'm not convinced the DCEU can do it either).
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>>89684449
I'm not.

You linked a thread from /tv/. Why are you lurking there?
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>>89684367

no one was shitting on Kirby's Asgard you sperg, the posts are clearly saying that in the movie it looked very generic and very little like Kirby's Asgard outside of it being gold. Even in that image you posted, the most "kirby" part of it is the throne and even that looks like something out of The Scorpion King
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Why is it so hard to just take the DCAU and make it live action?
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>>89683301
Forcing Cyborg into the JL instead of John Stewart was a mistake
I look forward to this blowing up in Johns face when this movie flops and he'll have to concede sometimes making Hal the main lantern is not the best idea
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So damn disappointed by how JL looks. Can't believe I'm saying this but I'm more excited for Thor Ragnarok than for JL; by a wide margin.
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>>89684522
DCAU sucks just as much
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I still don't know who asked for Cyborg. Has anyone been clamoring for Cyborg?
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>>89684522

Hard to top the DCAU, it's a large looming shadow.
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>>89684244
As well as DEEZ NUTS
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>>89684455
>>89684470


We will have to agree to disagree them, because I think that Asgard.mlvie looked great, and was part of the reason that people wanted the movie to focus there.
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>>89684522
>>89684572
I don't want another universe devoted to jerking Batman off. The DCEU is already pretty close to that as it is, thanks.
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>>89683301
Jesus Christ, every new image I see of Aquaman and Cyborg I hate more and more. Arthur isnt fucking Thor, and what in gods name is in Vic's hand?!
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>>89684560
you and everyone else on the planet

seriously just fucking end this piece of shit don't reboot it just end it. give the rights to fucking Disney since apparently they're the only people who can make a good fucking movie.

but if even oscar winners can't make DC work Disney probably can't either
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Reddit: >>89684560

Kino: >>89683301
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>>89684572
>I still don't know who asked for Cyborg.

JOHNS you dumbass casual.


MoS had cool stuff
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>>89684631
Yeah well despite the batwank, the DCAU was a still a great time which showcased a lot of C-D listers, not to mention gave us a tolerable Batman
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>>89684591
>>89684522
The DCAU is awful if you are a comic fan.


>Superman and MM jobing constantly and having wildly varying power levels
>Bat wank
>rape of the GL corp/GL legacy
>no Flash family
>no teams outside of the Justice League
>hurr durr world of cardboard when there were other times when Superman was alone with Darkseid where he could have gone full power before!


The DCAU does a lot of things well, but it has a lot of shortfalls too. Actually read comics.
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>>89684564
No, it really does not.

Actually, it's honestly probably the best adaptation of the DC universe outside of the comics.
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>>89684693
hahaha no it isnt, see
>>89684690


stay casual
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>>89684693
it really does and thinking any of that shit would work in live action is just pathetic
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>>89684690
Not saying the DCAU didnt drop the ball with Flash family and GL, but you got to admit Lantern shit has gotten one note thanks to the constant color wars
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>>89684682
I don't think we're going to movies that showcase a lot of C and D listers for a while. People just make fun of them for being obscure and we have to get the big ones out of the way first.
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>>89684690
>>89684631

Why Snydercucks hate the DCAU so much?
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>>89684725
Theyre overcompensating for Aquaman because casuals think hes a joke. I hate the casting, and the direction theyre taking him. Which is odd considering Johns did a solid run on Aquaman
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>>89684746
I said it right in my comment that you quoted you illiterate-ass bitch.
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>>89684693
>>89684690
>>89684718
>>89684746


oh also

>CADMUS behind everything
>hurr durr Flash is the ONLY thing stopping them from all going evil
>that pitiful Suicide Squad that was only in one episode
>the needless "will they/won't they" shipping
>Stewart/Hawkgirl romance for no reason
I don't hate the DCAU, I enjoy it. But it does a lot of things wrong and mischaracterizes a lot of people, and to say its somehow more faithful than any other adaptation is retarded.
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>>89684725
>I don't think we're going to movies that showcase a lot of C and D listers for a while
you have an entire fucking cinematic universe dedicated to them
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The Timmverse in 2 easy steps

1) Write Superman moment
2) Make Batman do it instead
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>>89684718
eh not really anymore, read the Humphries GLs or Omega Men, they manage to take the lanterns into cool new places, it just doesnt cell.
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>>89684816
>>89684718
sell*
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My last two digits are the RT score.
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>>89684804
That's cause all of Marvel's A-Listers were out of their hands lol.
Once they got Spider-Man back they pushed Captain Marvel the others out of the way.
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>>89684810
hahahah, this for real
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It'll probably be mediocre then treated like they shit in someone's tracheotomy.
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>>89684746
They get angry because Snyder will never be able to do something better, and that the DCEU will always live on its shadow on the pop culture.

It's funny they complaining about Batwank, when the DCEU is pretty much Batman's playground with 2 spin offs based on Batman related characters.
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>>89684839

>39%

Looks legit
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>>89684810
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>>89684865
DCEU actually revolves around Superman so it negates any Batwank, at least to me.
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>>89684874
?
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>>89684874
>>89684810

kek
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>>89684839
Seems a bit high to me.
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>>89684690
>>89684795
I actually agree with a lot of that and some of that shit is something that's always bothered me about the DCAU.

That said, it's still literally the best version of the DCU outside of the comics. :^)

Get fucked.
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>>89684908
In so far much as superman is the one responsible for everything wrong in this world, while batman is humanitys savior and the one who brings together the justice league. The last bit will always be laughable.
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>>89684908
Only on paper.

In practice it revolves around Batman.

>most of the SS squad are his villains
>completely fucked Superman in a fight
>created the JL
>2 spin offs based on his rogues
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>>89684952
comics suck to so that's not a big accomplishment
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>>89684865
>the suicide squad are all Batman related characters


shit, remember that time Boomerang made Batman into a giant boomerang? Or when El Diablo took over Gotham?


Stay casual,
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>>89684977
wait is Boomerang not a Batman villain?
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>>89684977
Are you insane? Are you dense? Are you retarded?

The post that you are quoting didn't said that
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>>89684952
>That said, it's still literally the best version of the DCU outside of the comics. :^)
Oh wow you sure got me.
Of course a cartoon is going to be a more traditional adaption of comic books than live action movies are, it doesn't have the same limitations or expectations.
I'd say that the Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon is better than the MCU, too.
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>>89684974
Then why are you here? It's not like Snyder's movies or the animated movies are any better.
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>>89684977
You know the boomerang bit was rewritten to include flash and making him be the one to catch him? Originally, batman was the one who put everyone away. They even had an interview with the dude who plays boomerang and he mentioned in an early interview that everyone in the squad hates batman because he was the one responsible for everyone being there. Then came the rewrites and reshoots.
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>>89684961
>>89684968
>Superman is the one responsible for everything wrong in this world


Holy shit you are retarded, he isnt responsible for anything more than he is in the comics. Are you trying to say people have no personal responsibility for their actions?


Also seeing as how Batman's everything revolves around jacking off Superman now, its fair to say the "bat wank" is Superman wank.
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>>89683301
why does cyborg look like a skeleton wrapped in tinfoil
where's the beef
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>>89684336

Did this image do anything else besides change the colors of her eyes and costume? She looks totally different.
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>>89684952
>That said, it's still literally the best version of the DCU outside of the comics.

Fuck you, Batman Brave and the Bold is. You get fucked.
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>>89685013
The DCAU, being a bunch of cartoons, could just as easily have terrible writing like the DCEU movies have had so far. But it by-and-large did not. Actually it still has some of the best writing in any Western cartoon ever, easily surpassing MoS, BvS, and SS.
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>>89685021
>It's not like Snyder's movies or the animated movies are any better.
exactly DC is fucking shit whether it's comics, cartoons, tv shows, animated movies, and regular movies
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>>89685036
>Holy shit you are retarded, he isnt responsible for anything more than he is in the comics.
Yeah, my favorite part in man of steel is when he slowly hops over a giant tanker heading towards a building, and then watches it explode with no emotion. Great stuff.
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>>89685029
>Originally, batman was the one who put everyone away.

No you fucking idiot, it was originally a cop that put Boomer away. Goddamn stop being retarded.
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>>89685071
>like the DCEU movies have had so far

but they havent, they've been great.
>Actually it still has some of the best writing in any Western cartoon ever


ahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah I cant believe you actually believe the shit you type
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>>89685072
Marvel aren't any better either.

So why are you wasting your time here?
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>>89685084
stop defending shit
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>>89684961
Superman is responsible for nothing wrong in the world and Batman is humanity's savior and Justice League founder because he is inspired by Superman and doesn't want to fail him.

>>89684968
>most of the SS squad are his villains
Well Boomerang isn't a Batman villain and the Squad are villains brought together to fight threats such as, hypothetically, Superman (said by people in the movie itself)
>completely fucked Superman in a fight
And he was shown to be in the wrong 100% and had to use special armor and rely on Kryptonite.
>created the JL
See above
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>>89684005
Really now? So one cannot dislike a movie without it being contrarianism?
If anyone is contrarian it's the anons who claim the movies are great, that's the real contrarian stance, to claim that these disappointing moves are anything other than.
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>>89684679
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>>89683301
70 years on and this is still the best cinematic Superman.
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>>89683301
god gadot is so fuking ugly
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>Cyborg is a skinny fourth generation hand-me-down Terminator knock with a penis arm and big fat visible spaces in his fucking joints
This is not booyah.
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>>89685080
>someone else throws a tanker
>superman, not knowing what is inside said tanker since he is trying to keep Zod distracted jumps over it
>somehow its Superman's fault
hahahah get fucked you stupid little idiot, thats the worst argument I've ever seen. It was his very first fight, and Superman never is able to stop ALL collateral damage. I suppose its his fault that Bizarro killed himself in Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow to? Or its his fault that Parasite attacked/killed all those guards in All Star Superman since he didnt stop him? I guess everything in Ending Battle was his fault too?
God you are so stupid.
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>>89685108
>but they havent, they've been great.
They've been absolutely terrible so far. We've literally had about a thousand threads to go over this already. The arguments as to WHY these movies have shit writing should be beaten into everyone's heads by now.
>ahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahah I cant believe you actually believe the shit you type
Name several Western (action) cartoons that have better writing. Go on, do it.
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>>89683301
Cyborg is pretty crap
He should be beefier and less floating cgi face
he's like a terminator skeleton with a human face
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>>89685123
>waaaah I was wrong!

grow up
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>>89685204
>>89685108
>>89685084
>>89685036
I can't even tell if you're being serious or fucking around anymore.
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>>89685212
Fuck off hater.

He is perfect. Everyone is perfect, there is nothing wrong.
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>that guy who wanted to ban DC from /co/ was right
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>>89685254
The snydercuck acts like a cult follower.
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3 out of 3 DCEU movies have sucked so far. I don't have big hopes for this. But it will be an entertaining failure and nice to see some big DC concepts on screen in the same way BvS tried.
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>>89685239
>>89685036
>>89685084
>>89685108
>>89685204
You're really not making yourself look good at all. You literally sound like a petulant brat.
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>>89685205
>I can't actually say why its bad but its just bad!
kek okay


>Name several Western (action) cartoons that have better writing. Go on, do it.


Venture Bros
Morel Orel
Gargoyles
prime era South Park
prime era Simpsons
King of the Hill
prime era Futurama
Samurai Jack
The Maxx
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>>89685298
Nope just one out of three.
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>>89685299
>>89685254
so you guys are just mad you got BTFO and have no counter arguments? What part of that sounds bratty at all? What part of it confuses you? Do you guys honestly thing the DCAU is the best written cartoon of all time? REALLY? You REALLY think everything that happened in MoS and BvS was Superman's fault?


You guys are insane if you think that.
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>Cyborg is sleek and skinny instead of big and bulky

lame
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>>89685296
I'm waiting for him to snap and go on a long rant like the "holy fucking shit dude" guy on /mu/.

It's probably going to happen at some point.
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My last 2 digits are the Rotten Tomatoes score
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>>89684977
was meant for

>>89684968
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>>89685365
not a single DC movie has EVER been good
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>>89685326
>Morel Orel
>prime era South Park
>prime era Simpsons
>King of the Hill
>prime era Futurama

>those
>action cartoons
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>>89685379
Well that's just crazy talk.
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>>89685408
There have been plenty of good DC movies, just none that have come out recently.
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>>89685379
a little too high maybe all of the RT scores combined might come close

but these last two digits are what it'll get
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>>89685375
>sleek

lol no
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>>89685411
>good writing is only for action cartoons


get fucked, thats retarded. but fine, if you just want action cartoons

Samurai Jack
The Maxx
Venture Bros
Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Gargoyles
GL:TAS
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>>89685378
He kind of already has. Like his last 4 or 5 posts start out exactly the same way, dude has to be in his teens or really early 20s at least.

>you stupid faggot retard how can you not like this movie!!11
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>>89683301
Why does Cyborg ALWAYS look like shit?
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>>89685267
>>89685365
>>89685370

>there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, there's nothing wrong with the DCEU, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DCEU, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DCEU, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DCEU, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DCEU.
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>>89685378
>>89685296
>>89685254
>>89685299
>>89685471
>get mad that someone defending a movie he likes is actually talking about comics too while you guys just sit here and shit on someone for liking something

You guys are the cancer killing /co/
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>>89685439
like what? Catwoman? or maybe you mean Steel? Supergirl? oh how could anyone forget that great classic

never had a good movie and never will the comics are just too shitty
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>>89685379
That's ridiculously high for Snyder's version of DC, this is the real number in my post.
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>>89685494
>every argument I post gets proven wrong but I know I'm right!

keep trying kid
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>>89685399
>MOST OF THE SQUAD

>Not all the squad

Are you iletrate?
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>>89685050
Nope, nothing else
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>>89685494
>I admit one of the movies sucked
>LOL STUPID BRAINWASHED IDIOT YOU THINK IT'S PERFECT SNYDERKEK
You don't know how to read, huh?
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>>89685501
>>get mad
Wrong. You can like whatever the fuck you want. The issue is you act like a shitty little brat when someone says what you like isn't very good.
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>>89685379

This guy (>>89685442) is closer, but it'll actually be my two digits.
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>>89685516
well you're quite the optimist aren't you

this thing will have pictures of the cast of fant4stic laughing at it
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In the “New 52” retconning of the DC Universe, Cyborg is a founding member of the Justice League, the token minority replacing the former (imaginary) token minority, J’Onn J’Onzz, the Martian Manhunter, and sitting right alongside the token woman, Wonder Woman. This is no accident. For many white people, diversity and tokenism mean precisely the same thing, but beyond that, they are also looking for a particular brand of marginalized person to include; someone who will not disturb the existing state of affairs, who will operate, essentially, as a white, heterosexual, gender-conforming, middle-class man, but in slightly different drag. In his previous incarnation, it was unclear whether Cyborg was a fully functional, sexual being. In the New 52, it’s clear that Cyborg has no genitals. The accident that turned him into a cyborg has taken every bit of his flesh other than his torso, arms, neck, and head. Thus, it’s safe for him to be around Wonder Woman as he serves no sexual threat and no competition for Superman. (I should note that, at the same time, Wonder Woman loses her personhood to become the prize. Please watch the animated film Justice League: War if you don’t believe me. You’ll see the male members of the team, except Cyborg of course, each attempt to call “dibs” on her—including the pubescent Billy Batson/Shazam.) This, to me, is the comic book version of the historical castrations that white supremacists often enacted against black men, of whose sexuality (which they exaggerated and demonized) they were enormously envious and frightened of. Cities in this country were bombed to oblivion on the word of lying white women falsely accusing black men of rape.
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>>89685519
>kid
You're not even trying anymore, are you.
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>>89685299
>>89685471

>oh-no someone called me a faggot! on 4chan!

go back to tumblr
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>>89685544
what demonry?
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>>89684336
A bit better, but she looks too thin still. She desperately needs to get bigger.
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>>89685528
Deadshot
Harley
Croc
Boomer
Katana
Flagg
El Diablo
Enchantress


only 3/8 are bat villains (and even then Deadshot hasnt been a bat villain for a long time) so no, still wrong. Can you count?
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>>89685574
The fuck are you talking about? Are you having a breakdown right now?
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>>89685542
>having an argument is being a brat

no, being a brat is attacking someone's character when you cant fight back in an argument. Its desperate, its cowardly, and to be offended that someone called you names on 4chan is fucking retarded. Go back to tumblr you shit brain
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>>89685563
true tb h
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>>89685542
>people swearing! On my 4chan!

newfag, get out!
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>>89685544
The DCEU is cursed.

This is because MOS, their first movie, was made just as a big FUCK YOU to the family of Superman's creator.

This cursed the entire universe.
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>>89685204
>>superman, not knowing what is inside said tanker since he is trying to keep Zod distracted jumps over it
He then gets distracted by the massive explosion and Zod tackles him, how much effort would it have taken to stop the truck? Surely not much more than it takes to hop over it.
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Cyborgs Mother Box upgrade was a mistake
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>>89685569
>I know, ill attack his word choice more!

keep crying kid
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>>89685620
I'm not that guy but its pretty obvious what he is talking about. You are being an obtuse faggot.
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How can ANYONE defend this Cyborg design?
>Busy as fuck
>Transformer tier CGI garbage
>Limbs look skinny as hell
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>>89685655
Because he didnt know it was going to explode, id be distracted by a surprise explosion too.
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>>89685656
Cyborg was a mistake
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>>89685466
>Samurai Jack
SJ had good writing. Maybe not enough of it to be better than the DCAU considering that the writing was mostly sparse and used as a means to get to the action.
>The Maxx
Never seen it
>Venture Bros
Haven't kept up with the Venture Bros. since maybe season 4 or 5. Still a great show with great writing though.
>Earth's Mightiest Heroes
Haven't seen yet.
>Gargoyles
Gargoyles had great writing comparable to the DCAU. I don't know about it being necessarily 'better' though.
>GL:TAS
Good show, but no.
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>>89685684
>I'm not that guy
Sure you aren't.
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>>89685693
No, Cyborg is fine, its just that he works as a supporting character because on his own he has next to nothing to work with. His founding league status was premature
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>>89685563
Absolutely true but whitebread /co/ will never admit it.
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>>89685378
>I'm waiting for him to snap and go on a long rant like the "holy fucking shit dude" guy on /mu/.
>It's probably going to happen at some point.
I love when Snydercucks snap and become insane.

Just check it out:

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88265798/#q88265798

It is probably the same faggot.
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>>89683301

Cyborg continues to look like shit. Maybe he'll look better in motion?
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>>89685684
>I'm not that guy
lol
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>>89685501
I'm not mad, I like Man of Steel. I'm genuinely concerned for your mental well-being.
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>>89685762
>Maybe he'll look better in motion?
When has that ever been the case?
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>>89684336
blue eyes does not look natural at all on Gadot. Shit edit.
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>>89684126
Just going by the screens and that mannequin in WW garb they named Gadot, I'm going to say 19% upon release, dropping to 12% eventually.

Aquaman will be the only redeeming factor.
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>>89683301
>Bayformer Cyborg
Yes
Yes, it will.
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>>89685835
Mamoa can not act. He's DC's version of Hemsworth.
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>>89683992
wah, muh fagbait!
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>>89685851
I've seen Hemsworth give better performances than Mamoa. And at least he's charismatic as fuck.
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>>89685835
Mamoa really isn't all that good an actor.
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>>89685851
Hemsworth was great in Rush.
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>>89685917
Well, he doesn't really have much else to offer. >>89685932
Not really. All he really knows how to do is stand around in background shots and smile. Kind of like mamoa, only difference is he makes mean faces.
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>Lego Batman at 91% with 22 reviews in

Does this fanboys will finally stop saying there's an anti-DC bias?
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>>89685828
You're blind my man. It's 10x better. Easily done, but comic accuracy is none of our business I guess
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>>89685970
That the stupid racecar movie? Have to disagree. Maybe he was good in thor 2 or ghostbusters as I haven't see them, but everything else I seen him in, he was pretty terrible.
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>>89685990
>implying they won't find a way to blame Disney or Marvel somehow
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>>89685692
What the fuck did he think was in it? If Zod just threw some plain ass car then okay, but it was a big ass truck that clearly had some shit in it, anyone with common sense would have fucking stopped it.
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>>89685990
Also ignoring the fact that Warner Brothers owns a major share in Rotten Tomatoes.
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>>89685990

Critics want movies for kids and punished BvS and MoS for not being that
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>>89685990

Nothing will ever stop that. If it gets a 90, they'll complain that shills prevented it from being a 100.
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>>89685851
Oh I have no doubt about that. It's not that Mamoa is the best as much as the least worst.

So far we have:
Overcompensating Wannabe Owlman
Manlet Flash on the verge of tears or a panic attack
A female corpse
A mini-Transformer with a black guy's head
Ethnic Man
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>>89685990
Nah they'll just say it rode off Lego movie.
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>>89686041

Wow, I found one, already.
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>>89686041
>Critics want movies for kids
So why is Deadpool certified fresh?
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>>89685692

>he didn't know it would explode

It was a fucking oil tank truck. Had he never seen one?
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>>89686011

Thor 2 was okay. Ghostbusters, left me concerned that his character was in public not wearing his helmet.
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So instead of the awesome "Hero/King pulled between 2 worlds and untrusted by both" we're instead getting the shitty "Fuck the land dwellers" Barbarian looking Aquaman. Fuck Momoa, and fuck WB
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>>89686078
It was a comedy, for kids
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>>89686097
Make even less sense because he worked on a oil rig for a bit.
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>>89686116
>Hero/King pulled between 2 worlds and untrusted by both"

Fuck off Johns
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>>89683301
I make it a point never to judge anything until it comes out.

But it doesn't exactly have the cards stacked in its favor.
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>>89685842
That combined with the usual DC CGI. He's gonna look like shit in motion.
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>>89685990
There is no bias, the movies suck, but the Marvel movies suck as well, both deserve no more than a 6/10
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>>89685655

That could have been solved by Zod kicking the truck, Superman stops it to prevent an explosion, and Zod heat-visions the truck so it blows up anyway.
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Why are they trying to make Gal work as a woman of action?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm0niWTJRDs
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>>89683301
Honestly even if these renditions of the characters didn't suck I wouldn't be all that hyped about the lineup. I'm only a fan of Bats and Flash really.
Shit even the initial lineup of JLI is cooler than the DCEU's and that one was SUPPOSED to be lame. (Actually who am I kidding JLI's lineup is fucking great so that comparison kinda falls apart)
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>>89684677
dubs of truth
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>>89683301
>it's a Snyder is allergic to color episode
The lack of color makes it deep.
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>>89686215

You know the answer, jewish nepotism
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>>89686116

Did you see the trailer where he was feeding the LANDWELLERS?
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>>89686126
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>>89686230
Wow, so fucking grey. Why does Snyder make his films black and white wtf
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>>89683301
I can only predict that Cyborg's full battle mode will look so good in comparison that it will be the high point of the movie.
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>>89685750
First reply to it said it was true you stupid maroon.
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>>89683537

Man of Steel's aesthetics, like most of the decent qualities of the movie, only end up being good because they trashed the entire superman thing of crystals and kryptonite and magic and prophecy, and made something slightly less inane.

Of course, if you keep repeating this, it becomes more generic.

>>89683725

1 to 3. Marvel fan here, and I thought MoS was decent (not fantastic), but certainly better than what came after. It mainly got shat on by fans because reasons above.

>>89685851

>implying he wasn't great in Rush and Cabin in the Woods

>>89686126

They literally spent ten minutes on multiple variants of sex, including pegging. That shit may fly in Europe, but back in puritan America, they don't like being reminded of what's happening after the kid's go to sleep. Makes them feel sinful.
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>>89686285

>my baby eyes can't pick up the use of filters
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>>89686282
The movie was just for adults in america, in all other markets was just for teens, murrikan prudes got mad at the penis and tits
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>>89686282
>>89686330
>They literally spent ten minutes on multiple variants of sex, including pegging
Sure, it wasn't MADE for kids, but when I saw it there sure were a lot of kids in the audience. Parents probably didn't know lol. Mostly kids and edgy adults like Deadpool anyways (and yes I know I just said that I was there but I liked him a lot when I was an edgy kid).
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>>89684839
Nope. Refer to mine instead
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>>89686330
>MoS was decent (not fantastic), but certainly better than what came after

This. They should have stuck with the more serious direction MoS set up. Now that it's basically Whedon-lite I have no interest in the DCEU; none of the jokes from the Justice League trailer were even funny.
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>>89686486
nice try but THESE are the score
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>>89686285
>blue on the costume is just a bluish gray if you check using photoshop.
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>>89683301
>Aquaman is the only one who does't look like shit
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>>89686611
Yeah that's how colors work.
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>>89683301
The shadows behind him make it look like Aquaman is wielding a guitar
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The worst Cyborg suit i ever seen. Green lantern full cgi suit was parodied end of times so what makes them think it works this time?
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>>89683301
Why are they at Ronan's ship?

Is Rocket Raccoon going to crash into them from behind?
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>>89686252
>jewish
But they're thicker than that
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If Justice League fails, Gotham Sirens fails, and Batman fails, what will DC do?

I just want some hope that they will one day start over and do well.
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>>89686891

>I just want some hope that they will one day start over and do well.

If they fail, WB won't start it over again. At most, they will release another new Batman movie.

You can forget about the rest.
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>>89686097
>>89686143
>>89686025
have you guys never seen tankers before? They carry way more things than just oil for fucks sake, in fact most oil isnt transported by truck anymore.


You guys are really reaching to try an discredit a movie over the smallest thing. And the original argument is that everything in MoS/BvS was Superman's fault, and THIS is the example the argument hinges on, ridiculous.
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>>89686258
Village that he was raised in, and he said no to joining the JL, only got involved because Atlantis was threatened. Fuck this
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>>89685769
>>89685728
>There is only one person who disagrees with me! One!

Paranoid much.
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>>89686155
>He didnt like Johns Aquaman
Faggot get some taste. I'll call Johns out on shit like Darkseid War, but his run on Aquaman was great
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>>89685542
Alright, I'm curious. What part do of what he said do you think makes that anon any more of a brat than anyone else on 4chan?
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>>89687085
that's still more than the number of people who agree with him
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>>89685774
>calling people faggot on 4chan is concern for well-being

go back to tumblr
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>>89687075

Why should he agree to help fucking Bruce Wayne?
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>>89686028
owning Rotten Tomatoes has nothing to do with how its scoring system works.
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cyborg looks so fucking shit
all he needed was a practical suit with some cgi
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>>89686285
The fuck does this picture have to do with the new one?
>implying this one is colorful anyway
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>>89687110
so?
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>>89687112
>tumblr
What?
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>>89687110
>implying that means there arent a number of people who disagree with him


dumb dumb dummy
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>>89683301

Why does Cyborg look like he's got a bunch of crushed-up Bayformers glued onto his clothes?
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>>89687124
>DCEU Surface World is threatened
>"Not my problem Wayne"
>Muh Atlantis
>"BARBARIAN RAGE!"
Comic Aquaman gave a shit about both given the circumstances.
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>>89687252
>Posts a page from The Others when Aquaman was going through a fuck everyone phase
>Currently having a hateboner for Manta clouding his judgement
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>>89687074
Why would you not assume the worst though? If recall correctly the trunk even had a yellow caution sign on it, not stopping the truck was fucking retarded and there's no defending it.
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>>89687292

And? We don't know at what stage in his life DCEU Aquaman might be during the beginning of the movie.

Remember, he does eventually help the League and he might change his opinion about the landwellers.
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>>89683361
I guess if he looked like some if his more recent designs, casuals would complain about him looking like Iron Man. Instead they'll probably mistake him for a black Terminator.
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>>89684560
I want this to be good, but I just can't get hype. The first two thor movies were so forgettable.
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>>89687343
I suppose. But it still doesnt excuse casting Momoa and the 90s look hes rocking.
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>>89687344
Is it so hard to take the best design, that comes from the cartoon?

Ipod Cyborg is the best.
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Is there going to be a trailer during Superb Owl?
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>>89687526
This. I'll take blue circuit board Vic over silver robot man no#2525
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>>89683301
SHE ONLY MAKES ONE FACE
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>>89683301
They couldn't have made cborg look any more like a b grade movie monster, could they?

People would shit their pants if that guy was coming at them.
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>>89687570
maybe. WB seems like the kind of people to ruin something great by shoving their shit in it
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>>89687773
Not true.

She also has that "pushing out a big shit" look when she attacks.
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>>89687773
What did you expect from a a̶c̶t̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ model?
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>>89687954
*pushing out a big dic
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>>89687840
>Thinking this one will be good
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im a dc dude through and through. never really cared for marvel beyond spider-man and i especially despise marvel's modern incarnation. that being said justice league will most likely be three hour turd. zack snyder is a shit director and always has been. wb fucked up.
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>>89683301
Is Cyborg going /rulesofnature/ in this movie?
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>>89683301
Stop stuttering, you're allowed to make opinions for yourself that aren't based on what the always right 4chins men say. Tbh I think it's gonna be fucking awful but I'm not you and I don't dictate your fucking opinions, watch it and see for yourself
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>>89687840
we might also get a King Arthur trailer
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>>89687526
>>89687677
These. Whatever happened to smooth, hard plating in our robotic designs? Why does every other Hollywood movie need to go for a Bayformers-type design? Something closer to the TT cartoon or even his nu52 design would be more distinctive and more memorable.
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>>89683301
>Cyborg
>Looks literally like the new Power Rangers
I don't get this shit
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>>89688127
>you're allowed to make opinions for yourself that aren't based on what the always right 4chins men say
how DARE YOU
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>>89683301

I have a feeling DC's movies are going to be the reverse of Marvel's. Marvel lead with one of hte best movies in their franchises and they have had huge peaks and valleys in quality since (most of Phase 1 was shit or only okay). I think DC has lead with mediocre to shit movies and we'll start seeing the good ones in the middle somewhere. At least, that's my theory. They're still finding their footing.

Also, Cyborg looks like Mr. Skeltal.
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>>89683662
>Ridley Scott's Alien tier

Uhhh. How in any way is Giger "generic"?
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>>89685011

No, he's a Flash villain.
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>>89688223
that's the dream

but ya gotta wake up some time
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>>89687526
DCYou Cyborg is the best Cyborg.
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>>89683301
of course its going to suck
just stick to the animated universe like I do
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>>89683301
Well yeah.
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>>89683301
Just saw the GOTG trailer.


I care much more about them than this Snydercuckery full of bad quips.

JL will be everything that Snydercucks say that Marvel's movies are.
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>>89687341
why is it retarded to not stop it when its more effective for Superman to dodge it? Like if he stopped it, it might suffer more damage than if he let it lose momentum. Also why do you expect superman to absorb every detail of the truck? Why are you so asspained that he made a mistake during his very first fight?
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>>89683301
If you had hope for the DCEU after Man of Steel, then you're a retarded

Of course it's going to fucking suck
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>>89687161
>If I continue to pretend to be dumb I'll win!
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>>89688699
I honestly don't know what you mean.
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>>89688679
Because it's a mistake only an absolute retard would make, it has nothing to with being his first fight, it's utterly retarded that he wouldn't stop the truck.
Are you saying you wouldn't have stopped the truck if you were in his position? Because if you are I don't believe that for a second unless you're an idiot.
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>>89683432
HIT
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>>89683301
Was there a doubt?
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>>89688871
THOSE
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>>89688916
SHOWERS
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>>89686738
Kek. Good catch.
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>>89683301
Is it too late to hope there is like a major Flashpoint-esc retcon of the entire movie universe up until this point? I just want to see Superman happy, Batman arguing against killing people, and WW in WW2 fighting Nazi...
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>>89683301
Looks like utter shit, so par the course for the DCEU
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>>89686716
>Green lantern full cgi suit was parodied end of times so what makes them think it works this time?
The only thing I can think of is that people at WB who ought to have been fired just don't get fired. Seriously, the problem with WB seems to be that when they're making a mistake, they just continue making it, even if it damages their brand over time. You don't see that shit at Disney nearly as much. Even at Fox, they've quieted down about the Fant4stic sequel. But WB just keeps making shitty movies and relying on distribution strategies like having the premieres at about the same time all across the world, and recutting a different version of the same movie to re-release a month later and sell to superfans.
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>>89684560
Ive decided then, taking money for JL and instead spending it on T3
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>>89683301
Looks cool to me, are they on an Apokoliptian ship do you think?
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>>89689272
>Ive decided then, taking money for JL and instead spending it on T3

Good man
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>>89683725
Except Man of steel and BvS were both pretty decent, so...
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>>89689877

Both were trash tho
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>>89683662
>suggesting the art direction in Alien was generic

you are deeply ignorant.

The art direction in Alien was so unique and influential that it has been copied and homaged and pastiched a thousand times. Thats the only reason you could think its generic without being a complete mouthbreather.
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>>89689877
Relative to what? Batman and Robin?
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>>89689272
How poor are you that you need to plan an expenditure of 10 bucks 9 months in advance?
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>>89683301
>I-i'ts gonna suck, isn't /co/?
No fucking shit.
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>>89689794
Who can tell? It looks like the same kind of generically giger-ripped design as the Kryptonian ships from Man of Steel, but maybe that's just what DCEU concept designers think "alien" ships are supposed to look like.
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>>89689877
Yeah I rewatched MoS recently and was surprised by how fun it was, and the people who go on about BvS like it was literally heresy are so irritating. People need to not take Batman and Superman so seriously.
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>>89690092
The design for Krypton in MoS was dope though.
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>>89683301
This will be an over budget monstrosity of a dumpster fire the likes of which we haven't seen since John Carter of Mars.
And oh, how I will laugh.
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>>89685851
>its the /co/ Hemsworth can't act maymay
He's perfectly fine. He was great in Rush and Cabin In The Woods.

Momoa has been atrocious in everything and Hemsworth at the very least has charm. Momoa has nothing going on other than minority strongman.
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>>89683301
they should not even be trying.
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>>89690172
>its the /co/ Hemsworth can't act maymay
no one actually believes it it's just something they say so they appear unbiased
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>>89690172
Fuck off dude, Hemsworth has no range to speak of.
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>>89690101
The only ones who take DCEU seriously are the drones who believe that it's high stage art just because Snyder injected some shitty symbolism into the mix.
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>>89690149
>John Carter of Mars.

What was so bad about that movie? It was fine it just didn't make any money. Same goes for fellow disney flop The Lone Ranger. Do people just assume they must be bad because they flopped?
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>>89690101
Yes, people just need to accept that BvS is just a big dumb blockbuster full of plot holes.
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>>89690082
>mfw this time there isn't even a good trailer for DamageControlfags to fall back on
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>>89683301
It'll look great when they finish post-production and apply color. Right guys?
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>>89690122
Yeah, if it's the first time you've ever seen a science fiction film.
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>>89690226
Nah dude, the way some people act you'd think BvS was a literal crime that has done irreparable psychic wounds to an entire generation. It's just a movie.
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>>89690230
>Do people just assume they must be bad because they flopped?
Yes.
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>>89690268
>BvS was a literal crime that has done irreparable psychic wounds to an entire generation
because it is
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>>89690275
Well that's dumb.
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>>89690230
well this certainly doesn't help
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>>89690209
And he doesn't need it. He fits his role well.

Nicholson doesn't have range. He always plays the same type of character. But he's still a great actor.
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>>89690268
That's generally what happens when you have drones going on 24/7 like it's the best fucking movie ever while shouting down anyone who actually dares to disagree with them.

If people didn't shill for DC so much and claim that kino then everyone would've just wrote it off as another shitty movie adaptation like they did with Watchman.
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>>89683301
Well, so far they're 3 for 3 on the "Did it suck?" mark, so it's good money to bet on it sucking.

Seriously, I get the feeling that the people defending it are defending it only out of a sense of "Hating DC films is the cool thing to do and I don't want to just go with the curve."
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>>89690268
>It's just a movie.
Then why are people arguing about it so much?

The movie single-handedly ruined comic book movie discussion on both /co/ and /tv/. For /tv/, I didn't even think that was possible. The whole thing has been going on for almost a whole year.
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>>89689966
this
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>>89683416

seems like a kryptonian airship. It has all the same color all over it, ugly
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>>89690281
Superheroes are a religion for some people, and anything that makes them appear less than perfect is considered an insult. a nearly 50 year old man wrote an article to accuse Zack Snyder of killing Superman.

>http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/03/30/superman-and-the-damage-done

Isn't that insane? And more recently the same website has earnestly asked what Batman means in the age of Trump.

>http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/02/03/what-is-the-role-of-batman-in-the-age-of-trump

He's a cartoon character for fuck sake, get a grip you nerds.
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>>89690382
>Then why are people arguing about it so much?

Because they're nerds. Normal people don't act like this, go outside.
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>>89684259
>EMH was great but what else have they done? DC's got their weird rebooted stuff going on, but they're not terrible.

it is terrible
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>>89690356
>"Hating DC films is the cool thing to do and I don't want to just go with the curve."
Exactly. If the impossible happens and DC manages to make a film that isn't shit, it's going to be fun to see them suddenly flip and claim that the one good movie is actually the worst.
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>>89690411
To be fair, it's hard discussing Superman nowadays between Snyder's fuck-ups and Death Battle's infamous Goku vs. Superman episodes.

I only wish I'd gotten into Superman sooner before it became cool to shit on him.
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>>89690457
It's going to be even funnier when the DC movie that's actually good gets accused of ripping off Marvel's formula when it's actually the one film that's 100% original that isn't influenced by the MCU or Nolan.
>>
What does it feel like living in a timeline where as long as a movie is marketed hard enough and has enough brand recognition it can turn a profit no matter how shitty it is?
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>>89690628
>What does it feel like living in a timeline where as long as a movie is marketed hard enough and has enough brand recognition it can turn a profit no matter how shitty it is?

Well Marvel has made the same movie 8 or 9 times, so it's getting pretty boring at this point.
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>>89690673
>I've never watched any MCU movies, but here's my opinion anyways.
FTFY
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>>89690628
no idea
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>>89690673
what do you think you're doing?

we insult DC and it's "fans" not Marvel
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>>89690693
Literally no one has not watched any of them, and I've seen enough to get the picture.
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>>89690806
Which ones did you see?
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>>89690857
Looking at the list I guess I've seen all of them. I'd only say the first and third Iron Man movies, and the first Avengers were actually good. Iron Man 3 being the frontrunner.
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>>89690937
>I guess I've seen all of them
>Well Marvel has made the same movie 8 or 9 times, so it's getting pretty boring at this point.
At the very least you're lying or this is some bad bait.
>inb4 "that wasn't me."
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>>89690982
I watch them so I can get what everyone is talking about. You don't want to miss out on the cultural conversation on the boards.
>>
>>89691008
Ah, you were trying to troll, I gotcha. Here's one last (you) for the road.
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>>89690982
I'll probably see all the new Star Wars too, doesn't mean I expect them to be good.
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>>89688943
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>>89691049
How is it trolling? I'll usually torrent them and give them a watch once there are decent rips out. I only saw Avengers and Doctor Strange in cinemas.
>>
>>89691049
>no one could possibly not like the bestest cinematic universe evar
>>
Trailer fucking when? I want to be angry about it.
>>
>>89691158
Probably with Kong: Skull Island.
>>
>>89691158
we're angry enough already
>>
>>89691158
I think I'll like it, assuming Snyder is still doing his thing.
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>>89690230
John Carter had an abysmal marketing campaign. The Lone Ranger was bloated and way too effects heavy for its own good.
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>>89691346

I liked both movies a lot.
>>
>>89691158
hopefully never it would ruin an already lousy night
>>
>>89691346
>>89691380
The Lone Ranger is particular was great. That final train action sequence was amazing.
>>
>>89690628
Because casual movie goers will watch anything, as long as they see it on advertised on tv more than 3 times.
>>
>>89691421
t.buttmad pats fan and plebian
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>>89683301
I thought Batman V Superman was going to suck, but you idiots kept saying "give it a chance!"

I thought suicide squad was going to suck, but you idiots thought I was crazy.

You guys are retarded.
>>
>>89691475
I suppose that's what I get for not listening to the pigskin wyzzard
>>
So everybody just gave up on Wonder Woman's movie right?
>>
>>89691500
It'll be okay, Tom.
>>
>>89691585
Looks alright to me.
>>
>>89691585
definitely gave up talking about it on /co/ and /tv/ that's for sure
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>>89684908

Superman's in the fucking ground while Batman and Wonder Woman gather the League, banter with everyone, and become more likeable to the audience.

Batman had more lines than Superman in Batman v Superman. Superman barely got to be a character.
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>>89691689
He got way more scenes in the Ultimate Edition, WB shouldn't have forced Snyder to cut.
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>>89690382
>Then why are people arguing about it so much?
BECAUSE HATERS WON'T FUCKING LET US TALK ABOUT IT IN FUCKING PEACE!
>>
>>89683301
I swear to fuck, I'm trying to be optimistic about these movies, I really am. But the more I see, the more I start to think the mediocrity of MoS is the best snuder can do and we'll be stuck with more BvSs and SSs for the foreseeable future.
>>
>>89691748
Snyder should be more competent to begin with.
>>
>>89691748
shorter movie means more showings means more money

>>89691790
shouldn't have BEEN Snyder to begin with
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>>89691774
>waaaaahhh you are disturbing my safe space!
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>>89691790
The Ultimate Edition is the best cape movie in years, Snyder got cucked by WB.
>>
>>89690382
>Then why are people arguing about it so much?
because for some reason people try to defend these shitty movies
>>
>>89691774
You're not serious anon
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>>89691865
of course not
>>
/co/ liked Civil War so I've learned not to trust their taste.
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>>89691848
It isnt.

Sorry, deluded anon.
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>>89686891

Nah, none of them will fail. DC movies have always made back at least twice the budget. WB knows they can succeed with a low bar of quality, so why bother improving?

You underestimate how little most people actually care if the movies are anything like the comics. Most haven't even READ the comics. The majority of people just want a popcorn flick they can waste 1 1/2 hours on, or something they can show their kids.
>>
>>89691917
oh look another "marvel doesn't make a great movie every single time" shitposter
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>>89691923
Wow, proved me wrong I guess. Should have consulted you before I liked the movie.
>>
>>89691959
More like a "marvel makes a perfectly average to below average movie all of the time" poster.
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>>89692003

It's okay, anon. You'll learn.
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>>89691774
You had the same six months every movie gets. You squandered it pissing and moaning about how nobody understood the kino. If it were really good, you'd let sleeping dogs lie and if you weren't an insecure little baby you wouldn't take obvious bait.
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>>89692003
you should've known not to like the movie

you're lucky you learned your lesson or you could've been banned

>>89692024
a shitposter is a shitposter
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>>89692039

>implying anyone uses kino unironically
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>>89685563
>>89685640
>>89685750
Ah yes, obese Tumblrinas, a, fortunately, endangered species.
You need to be put down for the sake of this planet.
>>
>>89692077
Why do people act like no one is allowed to dislike the MCU? Except for stuff like Iron Man 3 which /co/ hates, and is not coincidentally the best film of the lot.
>>
>>89683301
Oh man I was alright with Cyborg before but the more I see the less I like, that dildo gun just killed whatever hope I had for the movie.
>>
>>89692078
See? Case in point. You could've just not clicked reply, but you couldn't go without taking the bait.

In fact, I'm telling you, man to man, right now, this post you're reading is bait. Don't reply to it. Be the bigger man.
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>>89692129
>which /co/ hates
you probably just had a thread full of /tv/ "kino"posters
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>>89692188
Dude /co/ has been bitching about "NOT MUH MANDARIN" for years now. Why would people from /tv/ even give a fuck about a character no one except comic diehards have ever heard of?
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>>89683301
Let's see if we can figure this out empirically.

>Man of Steel
Sucked

>Batman V Superman
Really sucked

>Suicide Squad
God damned dumpster fire

>Wonder Woman
Has been through so many scripts, directors and backstage controversy that it's basically assured to suck

Yeah, anon. Justice League is going to suck balls. I just hope and pray that it tanks at the box office so we can be done with this whole terrible, unfun series. Why is it that the animated movies, even when they're not particularly interesting stories, understand the characters so much better than the live action movies?
>>
>>89692286
>Why is it that the animated movies, even when they're not particularly interesting stories, understand the characters so much better than the live action movies?

All the recent animated movies have sucked. They look cheap, the stories are boring, the voice acting is comatose.
>>
Finish this sentence:

If Justice league is really good, i'll...
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>>89692330
JL Dark was fucking awesome. You take that back.
>>
>>89683301


Hungry ugly fucking skeleton

Gadot is the most ugly women I ever seen
>>
>>89692356

IT SUCKED!
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>>89692286
That elbow drop at the end was just great.
I can't see gadot pulling off any of that shit.
>>
>>89692351
happily pay to see a Saturday afternoon matinee.
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>>89692351
hop in my hover car and fly back to my private island where I'll talk about how shit it was with everyone else on the internet
>>
>>89692356
No it wasn't, it looked like some Newgrounds shit, the story was boring as fuck, and Batman was just there.
>>
>>89692390
FUCK YOU. Swamp Thing and the shit monster were awesome.
>>
>>89692351
If Justice league is really good, i'll...
...pirate the dvd rip a year after the fact because even if it's good, even if it's the movie of the year, they've still got to make 4 movies I like in a row to break even and earn my trust back.
>>
So no superb owl spot?
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>>89692356
how do you not get it yet

DC IS SHIT NO MATTER WHAT IT IS
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>>89692181
You can't tell me what to do.
>>
>>89692452
>pirate the dvd rip

Do they even put out DVDs anymore?
>>
>>89692463
nope
>>
>>89692463
They already announced there wasn't gonna be one. Probably won't be a new trailer until Kong: Skull Island is out.
>>
>>89692507
blu ray rip then whatever.
>>
>>89692727
Why not just tape it off of HBO?
>>
>>89692756
Because if I pirate it and seed I can help take money from WB and if past films are any indication the joy of pressing delete is going to be the main source of enjoyment I get.
>>
>>89692970
Weird.
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>>89692286

Why did they think that would be a good idea?
>>
>>89693273
██████████████████
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>>89683301
cyborg's looking kind of slim. I always thought his robotic parts would give him a larger body.
>>
>>89688117
You know what's funny? ALL of the cyborgs from MGR look way better than this shit. That game had such fucking great character design.
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Capeshit is more worse
year after year
and this guys don't help
>>
I was promised a trailer

where trailer
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>>89683301

Cyborg would look great if they hadn't made him so skinny. The general idea of the design is good, but the proportions they went with make him look more goofy than heroic.
>>
>>89694515
>I'm a retard who believes things I read on 4chan
kill yourself
>>
>>89684126
It could go a little above 30, depends on if they learned the right lessens after the critical feedback of BvS and SS and were able to rewrite in their tiny time frame before shooting, or during.
They need to fix their contrived plots and give their characters actual character. As they began shooting shortly after the movies were released I don't know that they could edit the script enough to fix major plot issues or anything, and they have to decide if they want to completely scrap the whole "Lois Lane is the key!" because who the fuck wants to see a damsel in distress focused Justice League, especially with this Lois Lane. I would think they don't have to do email attachment cameos either, but maybe they still will because they're retarded. Also dunno if they need better or less cg after the cave troll and wacky arm flailing inflatable enchantress.

If they didn't learn from their mistakes it could fall lower that SS. Critics won't be giving them the leniency of starting a new universe this time around. And the mouth breathers that screamed Marvel bias ignoring the Nolan trilogy and such will simply be laughed at.
>>
>>89683301
>Dat Cyborg
Did they get the same character designer that does Bayformers movie because it has such the same vibe or is it just me?
>>
>>89683301
you know what? 2017 is a year of miracles so who knows
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>>89693273
>Why did they think that would be a good idea?
No, why did they think this was a good idea, the dress is ok, the sword down the back is not.
>>
>>89692351
Wake up
>>
>>89695207

The fact that the sword is the most single important thing for the movie's plot bothers me a lot, specially for a movie about Wonder Woman.

I blame Geoff Johns for this.
>>
>>89695097
No. Literally everyone has said that and you know it.
>>
>>89695269
The sword has the same name of the blade from Johns' version of Cheetah story, so of course it's his fault
>>
>>89695331

I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>
>>89695312
>TFW we find out that Optimus fucked Cyborg's mom and he's Prime's bastard son.
>>
>>89695207

And a skinny woman looks bad in a tight dress
>>
>>89695269
>I blame Geoff Johns for this.


This guy is another Hack, like Snyder
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>>89694515

Wonder Woman and Justice League are so bad they are having trouble making the trailer
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>>89683301
It's gonna suck so hard it will create a vacuum and start the collapse the super hero movie wave. Valiants movies will finish sinking it.
Because destrouing the industry is what Valiant does best.
>>
>>89685608
>>89683301
Karen Fukuhara´s career is dead.
>>
>>89695605
Johns can only do certain characters. He clearly sucks for writing Wonder Woman, and his work on Green Lantern is hit or miss depending on who you ask. That said, I think his work on Flash and Aquaman is top notch. However I wouldnt make him the lead writing consultant over at WB
>>
>>89692545
See the fact that there wasnt a superbowl spot is another glaring red flag for me. I know those spots arent cheap, but WB has kind of dropped the ball marketing after BvS/SS
>>
>>89688808
>only a retard would dodge a truck being thrown at them

I cant believe you actually believe this.
>>
>>89693954
Gadot is a twig and all, but let's not act like a bulky, muscle-y Wonder Woman is the norm.
>>
>>89683301
looks great doh
>>
>>89683301
Cyborg looks so dumb
>>
>>89696181
If that person is basically invincible and has a building behind them, then yes, it'd be retarded to dodge the truck. Are you stupid?
>>
>>89684560
I'm onboard this as well. A new director and seemingly going full cosmic viking weirdness sold me. By all measures I should be more excited for JL but nothing I have seen so far convinces me it's any different from BvS other than a slight touch of humor.
>>
>>89689272
This guy knows what's up.

Thor 3's new director and direction give it way more potential than another probable Snyder letdown
>>
>>89683301
Cyborg suit looks like shit, half being the design. The other half to that CG it's not even bad it just isn't convincing
>>
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>>89683301
Hail, king of Atlantis! You homeless now too?
>>
>>89691848
I'm glad you liked it, but I disagree hard

It fixed some plot holes and gave a little bit of development to Supes. That's it.
>>
>>89696903
See I thought it basically clarified the whole movie and revealed what Snyder was going for.
>>
>>89695269
>character is all about bondage and her main weapon throughout the decades has been the Lasso of Truth
>DUDE FUCK THAT SHE SHOULD HIT PEOPLE WITH HER SWORD
How is she supposed to "help" Man's World again?
>>
>>89684572
>Has anyone been clamoring for Cyborg?

Producer executives who are trying to pander to sjw by adding a nigger. You know, muh racial diversity!
>>
>>89698045
what? a Mideastern european model, a island chimp, a gay guy (who looks azn), and a black guy not diverse enough for then?
>>
this is going to be a modern day wild wild west
marvel wins again because they don't try anything new; they know their audience and tasty burgers and fries so they give them tasty burgers and fries. dc tries to give you ranch mayonnaise pickle chicken tuna sandwich with banana bread.
>>
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>>89698920
>food analogies
>>
>>89698959
Life is a bowl of cherries - Life is good
Like taking candy from a baby - Easy to do
>>
>>89699033
whatever to justify your food posting, fat ass. You're like liberal kids on social media who use Harry Potter, or Star Wars references for politics.
>>
>>89698959
>le analogy is bad because it has food meme
>>
>>89692420
>and Batman was just there.
Sounds like a perfectly good way to describe the DC universe at large
>>
>>89688158
>Why does every other Hollywood movie need to go for a Bayformers-type design?
I don't even understand why anyone tried to copy Bayformers aesthetics. Yes, Bayformers make money, but it isn't because of the spikey bits of metal.
>>
>>89699242
why does it seem /co/ has a aneurysm or or slips into some blind frothing retard rage at the presence of Batman, it wasn't like he defeated the magical big bads.
>>
>>89699281
>he can't take a joke
>>
>>89699281
Because he's in too much shit. We're sick of him, like we got sick of Wolverine.
>>
Major props for making Jason Momoa look dumb. It's like too molded to him

Wonder Woman knows she's in trouble
>>
>>89683301
Jesus Fucking Christ what the fuck is wrong with Cyborg? I can't take my eyes off that disaster.
>>
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>>89690317
>rotten tomatoes
Stop that.
>>
>>89683301

Jesus...Cyborg looks like shit.

Other than that though, not bad.
>>
>>89683662

>Alien is generic
>Thor is unique


What kind of Bizzaro world are you living in?
>>
>>89683725

MoS was great and BVS was ok.

Suicide Squad was shit, I'll give you that.
>>
>>89684043

Kirby's Asgard looks great.

The MCU's looks kinda generic.
>>
>>89684126

I'd say Wonder Woman will get in the 60s; doesn't matter if it's good or not, feminists will praise it.

Justice League will get in the low 40s or high 30s.
>>
>>89684631

THIS.
This so fucking much.
>>
>>89683301

>cyborg thin as a rail
>overblown michael bay cgi suit
>flash looks like a power ranger instead of classic flash

Seriously they couldnt fuck up harder if they tried. I honestly believe Marvel is paying Snyder to derail the DCEU.
>>
>>89699639
I think Snyder is legitimately just retarded. He's the classic idiot savant. He's instinctively brilliant with filmed action sequences, but everything else he's terrible at.
>>
>>89683301
Three strikes, you're out.

I'm not giving this shit studio any more chances.
>>
>>89685505

Marvelcucks are in full force tonight....
>>
>>89685151
This.
>>
>>89684522
The Warner Bros board of executives.

That's why those fucking cunts
>>
>>89686444
Kids don't review movies.
>>
I think that Cyborg looking like a skeleton is a nice touch. He goes from a generic cyborg to a person made of prosthetic. It gives him a sickly look. It makes you feel sorry for the guy.

Also, it makes more apparent that he has no dick. That's important.
>>
>>89684560
Goddamn that looks stupid
>>
>>89699734
Well it is fanmade.
>>
>>89699734

Looks great desu. Going to crush JL.
>>
>>89699693

MOM I said cuck on the internet again :^)
>>
>>89699740
>Well it is fanmade.

No it's not.
>>
>>89699758
I refuse to believe your lies.
>>
>>89685563
What the fuck is this Hotep shit?
>>
>>89699754

Found the Marvelcuck
>>
>>89686028
They sold that 5 years ago along with Entertainment Weekly.
>>
>>89699803

No they didn't
>>
>>89686230
Are you a dog?
>>
>>89692286
Thanks for sharing your *opinion* anon!
>>
>>89688998
Never gonna happen unless you go back in time and kill RDJ
>>
>>89691585
>So everybody just gave up on Wonder Woman's movie right?
Just saw the new trailer. But there was nothing new in it that makes me want to pay for a ticket.

It isn't "bad", but the trailer doesn't grab me. And I don't feel like trying without seeing the reviews.

Note that I did go and see Deadpool after the reviews ended up being good. I am not invested in the DCEU so WW would really need to score high.
>>
>>89689116
Has any Warner Film Exec been fired in the past 5 years?
>>
Thor, Guardians, and Spiderman, Logan, lego Batman, Power Rangers, and Star Wars will all be above JL and WW what the fuck are WB going to do then?
>>
>>89690411
Best part is Faraci the got fired for sexually assaulting someone!
>>
>>89690693
All the Iron Man movies have the same plot to the point that Ant Man is also another fucking Iron Man movie.
>>
>>89691158
Wouldn't it just be easier to put your dick in a blender?
>>
>>89692478
Reddit Letter Media.

That fat autism's 15 minute rant about a chessboard in Hateful Eight should have given him a heart attack!
>>
>>89692478
>RLM
>same people that praised TFA but shat on R1
yeah like I care about the opinions of cringe humor autists.
>>
>>89689877
>maybe
>>
>>89691748
>748
>le ebin synder was not in charge of what got cut meme
the only thing that was forced was the trailer email.
>>
>>89691848
he cucked himself he had no fucking idea which scenes to cut and which to keep.
>>
>>89692286
I want it to at least survive until aquaman
>>
>>89692356
wait its out
how bad was the batman shoehorning and did the runes get in the way after a while.
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