Find a human girl that would date him.

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>>89681354

>>89681354
Velma

>>89681354
>human
But, why?

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>>89681354
find a pair of animated girls who would date them

>Johnny never got laid

never understood this. Sure, some girls wouldn't be into his attitude, but a fair amount definitely would.

Pretty any real life woman.

>>89681354
The one gal from the Valentine episode

>>89681463
hot babes

>>89681519
The virgin-seeking Volcano denied him so he does score we just see the failures..

>>89681463
Not GOTH GUUUUUUUURLS!!!

>>89681354
>>89681378
Johnny Bravo x Baby-Doll when?

>>89681519
>never got laid
He got plenty, but none of them were human.

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>>89681354
Mabel, she's such a slut

>>89681624
The pilot could be considered non-canon though as there were two instances in the series where:
>He swallows a diamond a thief is trying to steal, is led back to her apartment, and is shaking the entire time because he's never been a woman's house before
>In a dream episode, he asks an imaginary girl out on a date and she says yes because she is a figment of his imagination, and he replies with, "This'll be the first I date I ever--- I mean the best date I've ever had!".

>>89681519

It's a slapstick comedy cartoon, anon.

>>89681817

Explain. What else would they be besides human?

>>89681936
Antelope, crocodile, moose, loch ness monster, werewolf

>>89681975
and I'm a Gnome!

>>89682049
That was one of my favorite gags from that show.

>>89681354
There was that time a secret agent dated him. I think it was season finale or something. Sadly she had to erase his memory of it, even though she had mutual feelings.

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>>89681402
This.

>>89681597
who?

>>89682561
>Not wanting to fuck that thicc

What the fuck was his problem? Was he gay?

>>89681624
What is he was raped? I feel like that could explain his intense machismo act to compensate for the tragedy.

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>>89681354
>Human

Cmon OP,ferals love him

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>>89681354
This is just how she shows her affection.

>>89681354
My sister loved him.

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>>89681354

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>>89682561
OTP

>>89682561
>>89684094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la82bYtcPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIPtyN7sdw

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>>89681354
>human

>>89681354
Hey if it passes the harkness test it may as well be human where it counts.

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>>89681463
ewww that who he actually looks

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>>89684094
>That box
Best ship of all time.

>>89684339
what were you expecting??

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>>89681354
>No one remembers that episode where Johnny was accidentally sent to a women's prison and all the thirsty inmates wanted a slice of 'Joanie'

>>89684674
some skinny pale a little goth awkward guy

>>89682720
Nigga it's a kids show calm yo self

Gay men.

>>89684736

Let me guess. Soon as they found out it was a guy, they proceeded to be grossed out?

>>89686356
No, Momma and Suzy proved he was innocent and he was released from jail. Him and the girls were both upset.

>>89686356
Actually the moment they found out he was a guy, they swarmed him, asking for dates. Turns out you can get tired of lezzing out

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4dw8ht

>>89684339
Nah the one on the right is CR. Rebel is a spic that has yet to reveal his face I think.

>>89681821
He could have still get laid on school with some fat nerd loser.

>>89686479

Wow, nice. God damn, that was actually pretty good.

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>>89684094
>the glasses never came off.

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>>89681354
>human girl
What did he mean by this?

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>>89688397
>Posting a thumbnail

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>>89688788
>Resident Bravo

Took me a minute.

>>89684025
Poor guy never had a father did he?

>>89688929

he's a momma's boy

>>89688788
Why contain it?

>>89684025

>"God dammit, Johhny, it's 2:00 AM on a Sunday, what the hell can't wait until morning?"

>"Carl! What is sex?!"

>"What?"

>"Sex, Carl! What is it?"

>"..."

>"Carl?"

>"It's that Panty chick again, isn't it?"

Johnny coughs loudly into the phone. Carl can hear the sound of heavy footsteps descending a staircase. When Johnny answers him, his voice is hushed.

>"Look man, she's the only woman I've ever met who doesn't punch me in the face or kick me in the dick!"

>"Johnny, you know she just sees you as a piece of meat."

>"Yeah, yeah, I know. But I see her the same way, y'know? We have so much in common! And you always told me a healthy relationship is built on the things you and your partner have in common."

>"..."

>"Carl? You still there?"

>"Look man, I don't know what to tell you. Just wrap it up and follow your instincts."

>"Okay. But wrap what up with what?"

>"Condoms, Johnny. For Christ's sake, use a condom!"

>"Sure, sure. Condoms. Got it."

Johnny hangs up. 30 seconds later, the phone rings again.

>"What is it now, Johnny? You get lost in there or what?"

>"Carl?"

>"What is it, Johnny?"

>"What's a condom?"

A long pause. Carl sighs. Johnny's ear perk up when he hears the sound of car keys being stuffed angrily into Carl's pockets.

>"Y'know what? I'm getting hungry. I'm gonna run to the gas station by Pops' and grab some ramen. I'll swing by your place on my way back and we can have a pep talk."

>"Thanks, Carl."

>"Uh-huh. Just don't do anything until I get there, okay?"

>"Okay, Carl."

>>89690543
Johnny is confirmed not a virgin though.

>>89684609
>>89684094
>box

I-I don't get it...

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>>89690543
>Carl gets woken up at 2 in the morning
>Has to educate Johnny, one of (if not his only) friend on how to fuck
>Doesn't even care, just wants to help his friend be happy so that he can go on living his own life

Talk shit if you want, but Carl seems like a bro in his later years.

What makes it all the better is that I can see this played out in my head, in their voices, PERFECTLY.

>>89690900
>A dick shaped hole in a box
>"Hey I got a gift for ya!"
Connect the dots man.

>>89681354
honestly I always felt Frankie Foster would be a good match for him, she's already got a high tolerance for oddballs and morons thanks to her job, and she'd probably realize fairly quickly that while Johnny's got a humongous ego and can be a selfish jerk sometimes, he also generally means well and when properly motivated can be a really great guy

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>>89681354

If nothing else, she'd do it just to get away from the house for a while.

>>89681354

>Human girl

The best possible match for him is Minerva Mink though.

>>89692046
I see someone else has good taste as well, also I could see her manipulating him into helping around Foster's in exchange for affection, to admittedly mixed results

also I know someone drew at least one pic of them together, but I can't find it

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>>89681402
>>89682561
>>89684094
>I don't bite
> Velma has practiced on her toys so extensively she can deepthroat cocks with professional skill

>>89682629
They were shown dating in the Cartoon Network adverts. I interpret that as canon and that he eventually came to his senses.

>>89685733
>>89684224
fucking Monster Musume man
it all started here

>>89686608
I usually don't give a shit about what people on the Internet look like, but now you got me curious.

>>89692194

Between their looks and personality, their kid would be Franky from One Piece. That alone is reason to put them together.

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>>89692665
This is allegedly him in the middle. He's not as mexican as I thought but his damned Zone-Tan shirt seems to be pretty solid proof.

>>89692194
>also I know someone drew at least one pic of them together, but I can't find it

The one of them at the drive-in by LHK?

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She wanted him bad.

>>89694861
She was much cuter when she had a big crush on Johnny. I hate that they turned her into a cunt around season 2 and 3 that sometimes got Johnny in trouble or even berated him for doing dumb stuff. Glad Van Partible came back and made her cute again in season 4.

>>89690648
Suzy drugged and raped him.
He wasn't awake to learn how it worked.

>>89693059
>Between their looks and personality, their kid would be Franky from One Piece. That alone is reason to put them together.
that is a good one, at least for what a male child would be like, now I'm trying to picture what a girl child would be like(Panty is one possibility, although not the only one)

>>89694736
yeah that's the one

>>89694903
yeah that redesign was awful

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>>89681354
Mary is your date,
Johnny Bravo.

>>89681354
Weren't there some women in the show that wanted the D but he couldn't get with them for one reason or another?

>>89695431
>that is a good one, at least for what a male child would be like, now I'm trying to picture what a girl child would be like

I can't think of anybody that fits better than Candace. Ducky Momo even works as an Imaginary Friend.

>>89696119

That was a pretty common plot point really.

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>think about it

>>89682720
It was probably some horny literal female cougar. Just overpowered him and cowgirled him.

>>89681821
Going into a woman's actual home and an intimate date are very different things from banging random bar sluts in a dirty bathroom

>>89684094
That's sweet.
>the box
Kek

>>89688788
Complete...
Global...
Saturation...
GNNNNRRR

>>89693518
why is this slut such a drama whore?

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>>89684025

>>89681354
I would

>>89696324
>Johnny hits on Dexter's mom
>Dad shows up and tells him he is gonna kick his ass

>>89688929
your father took your virginity?

>>89697869
I don't think carl advice for sex would work

>>89686676
He was really skinny in high school. Maybe finally getting some was what convinced him to bulk up.

>>89699528
It IS Panty, so...

>>89684094
I can see how this played out exactly.
>After dating for a while Velma asks him if has any ideas how to get creative in the bedroom
>Overconfident, he hypes it up as a surprise, but doesn't actually have any idea what to do.
>Velma leaves in the mystery machine excited about what will be waiting for her when she gets back
>"Aww man! Now what am I gonna do?"
>Walking down a hallway full of mystery movie posters
>"C'mon Johnny think, what's Velmama into?"
>Starts pulling one mystery novel after another off the bookshelf
>"I know there hasta be somthin' she likes"
>Digs through a box marked My Favorite Mysteries.
>"There's gotta be somethin' in here that'll give me a clue."
>Pulls out the creepers head, it growls at him, he puts it back.
>There's another growl, but it's his stomach.
>"Hmm, can't think on an empty stomach".
>Goes and pulls a container of some bizarre food out of the fridge.
>"MMMMmmm, Mama's mystery meat. ...WAIT! What's it!"
>Later Velma returns to find Johnny naked except for a box covering his junk, waving his arms around it.
>"OOoooOOoooh..! What could be inside the mystery box..?"
>Velma tries really hard not to laugh, but can't stop.

>Dennis could be based on Johnny Bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

>>89681354
>Human girl
What was wrong with the lady deer?

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>>89699240
Think harder poindexter...

>... Dexter sounds like a smart name...

>>89681463
Bret confirmed undateable

>>89693518
Honestly I was a bit surprised Bret looks like that irl
His voice doesn't seem to give off the impression he looked quite like that

>>89703326
Idk give him some natural lighting, lose the coat, and some better glasses.

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>>89694861
>Call me again in about 18 years
This show gave no fucks whatsoever

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>>89684433
?

>>89686479
>Turns out you can get tired of lezzing out
Or they're lesbian by necessity? Same with gay prisoners. There's none of the opposite sex to be had, and people still need sexing and intimacy

>>89703537
But that face though
By God does that kid need a shower

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How about this vampire bitch.

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Everygirl can be your date, Johnny.

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>>89692046
She can date frankie in a LBD

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>>89681354
Maybe you can date with Vicky.

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Let's be honest, Galko would be perfect for Johnny.

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>>89681354
>Find a human girl that would date him.
Me. Johnny is the perfect combination of hot and desperate.

>Furries are real
>Doesn't appreciate them

Fuck Bravo.

>>89688788
Fucking Johnny is wesker
>GLOBAL SATURATION

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>>89706515
>implying you'd marry a moose

>>89681624
Reminder that until very recently virgins were specifically unsexed women

>>89688788
>>89696922
I'd saturate her globes completely

>>89681519
He canon got laid offscreen. The joke is that he typically picks up uggos or literal animals because he's a terrible person not worthy of human women.

>>89705477
>vampire
>human

Dracula, please.

>>89681354
Can it be a fat chick

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>>89701189

>>89684736
That warden was the bringer of death I just know it.

>>89706904
I'd WRECK that moose.

>>89681354
I wouldn't

>>89685733
Big bitch wolf

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>>89681354
He was one of my first husbandos

>>89707335
>because he's a terrible person
honestly most of the time he's a decent enough person, most of his terrible moments come out of ignorance instead of actual malice

>>89710541
Bravo isn't gay.

>>89713039
Well, let him fuck a girl.

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I read somewhere that Johnny Bravo was supposed to be 20 years old, and that made a lot of sense to me.
I feel like it was a semi-official source? Like it was supposed to be canon but then they backed off?
Does anyone else know about this?

>>89715039
Is she gonna be Johnny's date.

>>89703638

After having just rewatched all of Drawn Together, I never really understood the absolute unfuckability of Toot.

>>89715624
Their personalities would mesh really well

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She's human to me.

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>>89684094
wait a minute...
>>89688788
>Same color couch, sheet, and pillows
>Same controllers
This went from muh feels to muh dick

>>89681354
Me!

>>89722369

C O M E T O B R A Z I L

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>>89681354
Lori Loud can be your date.

>>89681463
we need to start an epic meme campaign to send immigration forms to his house or whatever hole he lives in right now

>>89706318
well it is her best outfit

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>>89681354

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>>89717706
Nedroid did it better.

>>89681463

lmao I always wondered what his character was did not know it was a pizza delivery OC

>>89717706
Please tell me the diamond joke is just from something else entirely and they didn't just rip Nedroid.

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>>89722369
This, I'd date Johnny. Handsome dude that just wants a girl to love.

>>89692314
I fucked a cute virgin trap once who'd barely talked to people outside of cam shows for three years and he could deepthroat my cock like a pro. I'm not even bragging, most women can't do that (all the gays can, we know cocks son) some actually are hurt by it.

Tldr; horny nerds learn faster than anyone else, besides gays

>>89681354
>Handsome dude
>in good shape
>Comes off as a jerk at first but is funny and has a good heart.
>Loves his momma

If Johnny Bravo was a real guy he would be a pussy slayer IRL.

>>89727107
Oh but if he was ugly you wouldn't because that wouldn't benefit you.

>>89727132
In real life, right now, he'd be kidnapped by feminists, have his dick ripped off, and packaged to his mom.

>>89727192
In real life, with his physique, he could fight off a gang of feminists on his own.

>>89727245
Doesn't Johnny legit martial arts or am I misremembering?

>>89727269
He was somehow able to grind metal into dust with his bare hands, so I'd say he's a legit superhuman freak.

>>89727269
He takes karate classes, not sure how much of the classes he retains.

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>>89727177
Yes, anon, because you would date an ugly girl. Not like you have impossibly high standards, not at all!

>>89727245
Not unless they're male feminists. Guys rarely posed a threat to Johnny, he could even take on wild animals more often than not, but women could still toss him around like paper.

>>89703579
.. would you not?
Hell if some redheaded girl was into me I'd have given her.. 9 or so years. she looks 9-10-ish right?

>>89727326
Wow, way to change that off of you to say "other people are rude and a piece of shit so I just do like them, that's fine"

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>>89727084
It's a fan edit, that happens to rip off Nedroid.

How you doin this morning

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Hey, this thread! Wondered where you went.

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>>89703638

Pretty much Toot, Clara and Foxxy would end up fucking Johnny to death

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>>89681354
Johnny, realistically wouldn't have any problems.

>>89684609
what's the sauce on this? Anon I need the Sauce

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>>89729572
>I want to give head to your father

kek

>>89694861
someone should make fanart of suzy grown up and hot as fuck

>>89706682
So this is what Wesker does when not at work....

>>89688788
The fuck that's wesker and rebecca.

>>89730230
You mean Johnny and Velma, nobody knows who this Wesker and this Rebecca are....
but seriously, they make a perfect couple

>>89682629
Maybe he just wasn't a chubby chaser.

>>89701189
>Velmama

haha.

>>89727354
Pretty sure she was more like 4 or 6.

I would give her about 12 years

Quality thread

>>89688788
>"Like, look out Scoob! Wesker's on our tail!"
>"FREEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

>>89706904
>Automatically have kids that could defend themselves and could even go live in the wild if they didn't get a job
Perfect

>>89682561
Goddamit Johnny

>>89706515
He is a normie, so I understand its just not his thing.

>>89730061
Why do you people have to ruin everything?

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>>89681354
Most women would date Johnny. Only in the bizarro world of western cartoons where women are ultra intelligent prudes and all men are retards is Johnny unable to get laid.

>>89736526
Isn't that what a lot of men say too? Fuck the sluts but marry the good girl.

>>89736745
yes, but you see, it's not okay when women do it

>>89736745
>>89736767
The difference is that women are the gate keepers of sex in western civilization. It is her societal duty to uphold chastity and encourage it in men by denying cads their desires. Men desire, women are desired. The cad, while reprehensible, is not equivalent to the wench. What's more, the woman settles into an environment where the man provides for and serves her and she expects no less.

>>89736745
but what happens wheb you are not that type of guy?

>>89737022
kys you nerd, that's an old and outdated idea

>>89684025
Johnny isn't a virgin though

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>>89684025
>>89697869
>The most canon accurate scenario in this thread
My nigs

>>89706346
probs would be a control freak of a gf tho.

>>89738444

I... can not disagree.

But she'll break his heart to billion pieces.

>>89727269

There is an episode where he specifically brings up a variety of martial arts and dance knowledge and the the two FBI guys he's fighting reveal they're one step better.

>>89738646
Not him but johnny's a resilient guy
He'll be fine in a few days

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>>89690900

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>>89703579
no they did not

>>89713039
I'm implying I'm a grill, anon

>>89737998
>traditional approaches to relationships are outdated and stupid!
>modernity has completely ruined both men and women but hey at least we fuck a lot lol fuck stability!

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>>89739622

>>89692608
Monster Musume doesn't have actual furries. They're MUCH too vanilla for that.

>>89681354
Most real life young women actually would, be a jerk doesn´t matter if you are hot.

Sometimes I think the creator of this show made it as a personal revenger agaisnt chads.

>>89742601
>implying that 60 years ago married couples weren't just as miserable but didn't divorce because "muh religion"

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Anons what is this foolishness? there is only one girl Johnny and her name is Velma

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>>89681354
She looks mostly human, so that sort of counts...

>>89742918
I don't see why, outside of being kind of a jerk and full of himself, and getting rejected by some women, Johnny is a good guy, he's regularly helped people without any real reward, loves his momma, and knows martial arts

>>89742967
They mostly didn't divorce because there's very few satisfactory options in life for a 30-something woman in the 60's. At best, you'd be librarian material, and at worst you'd get to be a fucking hippie.

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>>89684094
I like how there is a continuity accross the board for different artists when it comes to Johnny × Velma art

>>89743433
>>89684094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwCbbMgp3Lw

>>89742967
>implying all relationships are miserable because modern ones are
>Ignoring that older couples have immediately entered divorce

I can safely assume you're a single parent child. You can blast traditional relationships all you want but it seems the vast majority of introverts here on /v/ (and even most men) desire what once was, not a shitshow of thots and chads.

>>89743672
>/v/
Is that a joke or did you fuck up?
I'm not sure

>>89706904
Boy you bet I would. Or the gazelle. Carol a cute

>>89743930
but you are a filthy furry anon, unlike our lord and savior Johnny Bravo

>>89730061
IIRC there was a timeskip episode of sorts about Johnny becoming a horny old man

Suzy wasn't hot in the slightest

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>>89743640
THEY ALMOST LOOK THE SAME HOLY SHIT

>>89701189
This is adorable

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>>89706904
>>89707912

Wew.

Shame there's almost no porn.

>>89684165
Eat shit Dexter

>>89684094
>>89743433
>>89746634
UNF

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>>89748888
they seriously make the best pairing out all the CN characters

>>89749071
definitely up there

>>89743672
That's what happens when a entire generation of American children are raised in broken households by either overly controlling or apathetic parents. Too many kids were screwed up by their parents using them as weapons, or from observing their caregivers trying to relive the glory days of their twenties only to utterly fail. You're not going to produce a healthy adult in such a upbringing. You're going to get messed people obsessed with attaining attention, getting validation from a ever changing and downright uncaring clique, and using intoxicants to escape from their miserable lives.

You know what's the worst thing of all this? Despite claiming they're 'a strong independent wymwnz who ain't need no man,' or 'I'm a redpiller who has gone their own way,' they still end up getting married to someone they barely know. Then they make the same mistakes their parents did and the marriage falls, leaving a entire new generation of screwed up children growing up in a broken home. And the cycle continues.

>>89742918
Johnny's not a jerk. He's the exact opposite, the dude is a total bro trying to be a asshole but just can't quite pull it off.

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>>89729572
ya kniow, i go on this site everyday, and i still don't know if the "women are horrible" meme is true to you guys at all, cause all the girls i meet irl are alright, i don;t know how you guys keep running into the worst women in ever like literally one girl here had the sense and dignity to be like "naw, i'm not gonna fuck a dude i just met", like wtf.

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>>89681354

>>89684165
>>89682561
The only really answer.

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Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Johnny really xenophobic and is turned off by foreign women? especially if they're French?

>>89754053
I have no memory of this, and feel like the opposite is true.

>>89729724
>>89684609
>That sauce
I second this, where is that reaction image from??
Moogle and salsanow.com gives only shit results.

>>89754097

I think there was an ep where he takes French lessons, and does nothing but bitch about the French.

There's been similar scenarios where he bitches about Germans, British, Indians and many others. Though I have no idea if he would reject a woman her nationality.

>>89681402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xd3CGRQXlo

Neat

>>89754133
>I think there was an ep where he takes French lessons, and does nothing but bitch about the French.
>There's been similar scenarios where he bitches about Germans, British, Indians and many others. Though I have no idea if he would reject a woman her nationality.
I don't remember any of this

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>>89754053
>>89754133
Nah. He may hate the country but he will definitely love the girls from there. They're the only exception.

In any case, this is the best Johnny girl.

>>89747001
>dem curves
>dat outfit
It's too much.

>>89754499
only correct answer.

I'm leaving here this Johnny × Velma Fanfic for posterity:
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8434127/1/Whoa-Momma-with-A-Side-of-Jinkies

>>89737022
>>89742601
stfu nerd, we're all human and we all want to fuck no matter what gender or age. Just fucking enjoy yourself.

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>>89706515
>>89706904
>not even best girl

>>89755895
Furries should all be burned

>>89750833
You're right though. I have friends who are girls with fucking standards. One of my friends ranted to me about women today, esp in college, act like they'll be young forever when they should be focusing on their careers. She's a smart ass bitch.

That said there's a whole ocean of basic bitches that will act like cunts though.

>>89706440
Hot. Their kids will be sexy.

>>89696324
Are you suggesting that Dexter's dad is an older Johnny Bravo? They're both blond, have the same voice... maybe I could see it, but damn, married life really changed him.

>>89750854
A man!

>>89755895
>best girl
>uses Johnny just to make ex jealous
To hell with that bitch

>>89754053
Nope
I remember an episode where he tries to flirt with an israeli woman