Riverdale

>Betty hooks up with Jughead
>Veronica hooks up with Chuck Clayton
>Ms. Grundy is a murderous con woman.

Suddenly being Archie is suffering.

>>89676279
This is gonna trigger all those people who want him to be asexual.

>>89676449

I thought it was always suffering being archie

is he a misogynist or a closeted gay?

all dose hamboigahs...

>>89676495
He's likes chicks. He just likes burgers more.

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>>89676472
Exactly.

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>>89676472
I don't care about his sexuality, I want him to eat hamboigas

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this

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and this

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and also this

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Not sure what's going on here

>>89676588
>Cheating on burgers with pizza

Jughead, you were supposed to be different!

>>89676641
He fingered a burger

>>89676588
What order would he eat those in? I don't think he has enough oven space to cook all that frozen food at once.

>>89676472
He's in an open relationship with Whoppers

>>89676279

Jughead's asexual motherfuckers.

>>89676588
>>89676699
It's an orgy of a feast with cupcakes, fishcakes, pies, and waffles in the mix too. How decadent.

>>89677094
Not in the CWverse!

>>89676472
>This is gonna trigger all those people who want him to be asexual.
It shouldn't really. Kisses can be romantic and nonsexual.

And those same types of people always say how you can even have and enjoy sex, but still be asexual.

>>89676472
Those people can asexually suck my dick

>>89676472
Jughead being asexual is stupid.

But I want him to be for hamburgers only. Why did they have to tarnish my pure Jugfu...

>>89676472
I personally prefered his female version.

>/co/ is actually watching this abortion
I'm disgusted by you people.

>>89676472

*burgersexual

>>89677538
Considering how most people define asexuality; burgersexual could be part of the asexuality umbrella.

>>89676279
>Not ZACKED

>>89677536
/co/ truly has no taste.

>>89677536
It's a good show.

>>89677559
>>89677538
>burgersexual could be part of the asexuality umbrella.
We need to start pushing it on tumblr

>>89676575
It's weird to me that SJWs want to protect THAT Jughead.

Do they know anything?

>>89676472
He could be trying kissing girls and decide he doesn't like it:

>>89677658
>expecting logic from the SJWs

>>89677659
Showrunners already said he's not asexual.

>>89677657
Call it nutriolithic or comestible comesexual

>>89677841
Nah, too intellectual sounding for Tumblr. Etymological mutants like "foodsexual" or "burgersexual" are right up their alley

>>89677876
>too intellectual sounding
Never too intellectually sounding enough for the 15 year olds who think they are smart and sophisticated for reading superwholock faniction instead of watching reality tv shows.
Trust me, if you word it right and make it seem over complicated they will just go blank and take it at face value without question because they don't wanna get called out for being dumb.

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>>89676279
>Jughead x anyone
Dropped

Where is the jughead burger ntr porn?

>>89676472
What if this makes him realize he's asexual.

Trigger those who want hi asexual first, then trigger those who want him to be not asexual.

>>89679101
What if it makes him realize he's homosexual. For black men only. And that Milo Yiannopolis is his idol.

Then EVERYONE gets triggered.

>>89678619
>you've got the king of indecisiveness towards two girls
>let me teach you in the ways of love, buddy

>>89679182
>Succesfully stringing along two 9/10s while getting some more pussy on the side

Archie is the master.

>>89676279
thank goodness this show is getting cancelled because no one's watching or people might be upset

>>89676472
Asexuality is just a meme. Like the concept of gender fluidity or black lives matter.

>>89676279
Is this a for real super romantic kiss or is he just trying to make Betty feel better? Jughead would often go as Betty's date to stuff when Archie was with Veronica and Reggie was not in the story. And he would often be a shitty date, but I'm sure sometimes he has done stuff for Betty when she's feeling particularly down.

I'm never gonna watch the show so I'm not gonna follow up, but I am a little curious about that.

>>89676472
That's not really how asexuality works. They still kiss. Some of them even still have sex though they don't like it.

>>89679165
>Then EVERYONE gets triggered.
Perfect. Someone hire you right away

>>89679239
>CW
>Cancelled

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>89679375
Episode hasn't come out yet, but it's probably not a romantic kiss although Jughead is not asexual anymore.

Either Betty is trying make Archie jealous or she's giving Jughead a try and deciding she's into Archie no matter what.

>>89677014
Never underestimate The Jug's ability for food organization. The man's freaking Houdini whenever it comes to food related stuffs.

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>>89676279
So, Juggy is still based in this?

>>89679209
>some more pussy
>some

Understatement.

Is this any good?

>>89681039
Yes, it's fun.

>>89679435
>not liking sex

And people say gays have mental issues.

>>89678619
>tfw Archie x Jughead's been your OTP since the '80s but it'll never actually happen

Feel bad, sempai