Can we admit that this was a decent movie? Roger Ebert gave it 3.5/4

>>89649116
>Roger Ebert gave it 3.5/4

Seriously?

>>89649116
Eh. It was marketing schlock. But it was that style of colorful dumb fun schlock inherent to the 90s. Watched it a lot as a kid.

>>89649116
I never understand why co hates this movie too much. It a nineties movie oriented to childrens with M. Jordan interacting with the Looney Toones. It's all.

I saw it when kid. I loved it in that moment.

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>>89651006

>>89649116
>Fun
>Dumb
>Zany
That's everything a Looney Toones movie should be

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Cartoons & sports don't mix.

It's stupid but that's kind of the point and I love it for that.

sooo Space Jam in 2017?

>>89652947
Never ever

>>89651006
who not want?

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>>89652947

>>89650580
Yes.

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>>89649116
>>89652300

It was fucking great.

>>89649116
It was pretty nice. I have good memories of that movie.

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I liked it, hopefully the Lebron sequel isn't shit.
As a Knicks fan I hope they have a Porzingis cameo

>>89652872
Didn't this one only get like three episodes made?

>>89649116
best movie of all time desu

>>89649116
I have a toy a Michael Jordan with a long stretched arm till today.

>>89657536
Why LeBron instead of Kobe?

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>>89661473
>actually needing to ask this

>>89661582
No, seriously, why?

>>89661662
Why was it necessary to have a fuckable rabbit in this movie?

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>>89649116
Roger Egbert also gave pic related 4.5 stars.

Man, maybe film critics really do know jack shit about films.

>>89649116

We know it's a good movie it's just the media that
s trying to tell you, your taste is shit even though it not.

>>89661695
Nothing is really necessary.

>>89662996
Siskel gave Carnosaur a thumbs up.

>>89662996

But revenge of the sith was good. The clones were interesting, so were the CIS, grievous was entertaining if underpowered, order 66 is one of the best scenes in the series, the storm of th jedi temple was intimidating. The soundtrack was on point, this is probably the only star wars movie where all the characters have finally learned how to act for film, and the light saber battles weren't awkward swings or ballet moves.

The only dumb scenes were how the duels ended, such as the fucking high ground one. You could cripple anakin by making him cocky, or trying to move something stupidly large and failing, but no he has to join the paralympics acrobatics squad.

Add that to yoda just giving the fuck up when he clearly had the upper hand after one setback, and dooku not speaking up.

>>89652423
Who is that on the right?

>>89661695
So that sad adults would keep talking about it 20 years later and demand a sequel

>>89649116
Eh not really.

I hate how it does this close up animation thing throughout the movie.
Micheal Jordan ain't that good of an actor.
Why didn't the Looney Tunes think of cheating sooner?
The Looney Tunes show Micheal Jordan can do crazy thing cause of their squash and stretch physics yet still they were able to get physically hurt and knocked out of the game?
And there are plenty other plot holes but it just comes down to it not being as entertaining as it could have been.

Looney Tunes back in action was better.

>>89661617
Kobe was convicted of rape

>>89663956
>Why didn't the Looney Tunes think of cheating sooner?
there wouldn't be a movie then

>>89661695
Worked pretty well for Zootopia

>>89649116
okay fine i admit it

>>89649116
I enjoy it though almost entirely out of nostalgia.
It's not really at all funny without some beers and some friends.

>>89651339
>I never understand why co hates this movie too much.

same reason co hates everything. because it's there.

>>89649116
I'm surprised they haven't made a sequel to this with a new basketball star, people would see it.

>>89663612
>The only dumb scenes were how the duels ended

And the part where Yoda knows Chewie, for no reason other than brainless easter eggs

And the part where Grievous is a crippling shadow of his former self

And the part where Anakin thoughtlessly murders children not 10 minutes after turning to the dark side, which was meant to be a questionable decision

And the fact that Yoda jumps around like a spastic instead of using the force as his ally

These are just off the top of my head, anon. It wasn't a good movie. It was 5.5/10 on a good day

>>89661662
>bunnies are symbols of fertility
>she's not just sexy, she's also a fertility goddess
did you all know that rabbits ovulate on cue? they don't have a time of month. every time you fucked lola, she'd release an egg.

ywn impregnate lola every day for the rest of your life as she begs for you to put bunnies in her oven and drop the newborn kids off at school the next day

>>89663757
That's bob guthrie he used to work at warner bros he's one who claimed to have created lola bunny.

>>89664838
But you're a capeshit fan, why would you think your opinion mattered?

>>89649116
And now he's dead. What does that tell you?

It was better than Looney Tunes: Back in Action.

But that's not saying much.

>>89649116
Judy>>>Lola

>>89669946
Vanilla > Both

>>89664679
Not the same thing. Judy is cute, but Lola is hot.

Roger Ebert has given a lot of garbage movies good scores, most notably that lame Garfield movie.

>>89669946
>>89671744
>>89673763
Found the furfags.

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>>89673820
>furries on /co/
>what are the chances

>>89649116
>>89652300

Holy shit, I think I just realized where my gym shorts fetish came from

>>89649116
Wait, there are faggots here who dislike the film? Literally why?

OK, the Michael Jordan promotional parts were corny, but even he was funny at the baseball game.

BUNNY CUNNY

>>89649116
You mean Roger "I couldn't give it 4 stars because westerns weren't considered art" Ebert?

Just because I think it's fucking stupid doesn't mean I don't like it.

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>>89675910

>>89663211

Still amazes, given that he frequently felt like the very epitome of a tight ass critic who hates everything that isn't pure Oscar bait.

I remember that Friday the 13th triggered him so badly that he gave out Betsy Palmer's personal address so soccer moms could bitch to her (never mind that she was just an actress, not the director or writer or producer; even worse when you remember that after the film came Adrienne King had to deal with a stalker).

>>89661662
that's my doll!

>>89661695
pure xenophile exotism, man and beast must mix

>>89649116
I can admit that it made me love rabbit girls long before I even knew I liked rabbit girls. Because Lola Bunny is damned hot.

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TFW no good action figure of Lola

>>89649116
I liked it.

>>89675938
lost a comma, it's babysitting Cream, beta

>>89669946
>>89671744
Eh they all fiiiiine.

Bunny girls and cat girls are the only furries I fap to.

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>>89649116
>3.5/4

>>89664838
>And the part where Yoda knows Chewie, for no reason other than brainless easter eggs
Meh, not that bad, even if a little on the nose.

>And the part where Grievous is a crippling shadow of his former self
He had no former self. His only other appearance was in the cartoon, and everything was way over the top in that.

>And the part where Anakin thoughtlessly murders children not 10 minutes after turning to the dark side, which was meant to be a questionable decision
Kinda the whole point of the dark side -- it makes you evil and corruptable.

>And the fact that Yoda jumps around like a spastic instead of using the force as his ally
He did use the force during the fight. Also it was a fucking awesome fight.

>>89663612
>such as the fucking high ground one
That speech was the best part of the movie though.

>>89661695
Why wouldn't Bugs Bunny not be in a Loony Tunes movie?

>>89661695
>necessary
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

>>89663612
>The clones were interesting
Not really.

>>89661695
It's classic looney toons stuff to swoon cartoonishly over someone. And without bugs' cross-dressing, or a hot nurse, you need another character.

>>89649116
>He fell for the Ebert meme

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>>89649116
Opinions of Chicagoans including Ebert are disqualified; they worship the cock of M. Jordan. This movie is objectively terrible.

>>89649116
Roger Ebert gave the Phantom Menace a 3.5/4 score, anon.

>>89649116
Ebert didn't like fear and loathing

as far as I'm concerned, the dude's a tool