That Feel When Blue Edition
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[NEW RELEASES]
>New weekly episodes
Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems
Feb. 17: Storm in the Room
Feb. 24: Rocknaldo
http://thegeekiary.com/sug/41241
>? Mar. 03: Tiger Philanthropist ?
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/episode-guide/EP01616432?desc=on
>5 page preview for the new comic that releases on Wednesday
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/02/steven-universe-comic-exclusive/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Steven Bomb 5 "Out Of This World" (episodes 11 to 15)
Direct/Torrent: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Marebucks: Starting from https://marebucks.com/sun/112
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, Soundtracks, 720p Episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw (abandoned?)
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
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>Archived threads
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Gems should think of dirty thoughts like hugging, holding hands and pure love
OP has been updated a bit again
soon
>>89644726
Or mating dances??
>>89644726
Lapis has tons of impure thoughts about holding hands and hugging Steven,
Peridot just leaves her dry.
>>89644745
Peridot in a dress? No thanks forever
Now a peri in underwear...
Steven is for hug not fug.
>>89644766
Why does Lapis want to fug Steven?
What does she see in him?
What does Steven have that Peridot doesn't?
>>89644759
>implying Lapis's isn't a huge slut
I bet she think of hugging them both at the same time.
Gems, in order of largest to smallest bust size:
Rose>Holly Blue>Zoo Amethysts>Jasper=Amethyst=Carnelian>Garnet>Lapis>Peridot=Skinny>Steven>>>>>>Pearl
Why don't Steven just pray the gay away?
I can't be the only one mad that Blue Diamond was shown in sharp Shiva-esque slender and angular silhouettes and effigies, but ended up being a round-faced "What if Greg was a woman and also a gem" thing
>>89644853
>Lapis
>Any tits at all
>>89644853
WRONG
>>89644859
Why doesn't Steven just kill the Joker?
>>89644699
>>89644743
The links to the bomb shouldn't be in [EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA], especially since we already have a link to sug.rocks/dl.html bellow. I guess it's better to just remove it for now.
We could add Marebucks as "Streaming" in the list, tho.
I've updated the template in that way, whaddya think? https://sug.rocks/op.html
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>89644872
it's not a lot but she ain't a poil
>>89644869
i dont know why people were/are sperging out that they dont looks the same, looks pretty similar. also they werent sure how she looked under the hood when they did 'the answer'
>>89644869
fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian
turns out she was the dolorosa, mourning virgin mary
>>89644916
Why are the koreans so bad at their job?
>>89644912
Thank you rockman.
See in you /trash/ next time, least we actually get that episode.
>>89644953
>fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian
What
I'm just mad that she's not an angular bitch-faced slender thing
I couldn't care less about her implied race
>>89644925
Her nose was different, shaped more like Connie's
IMO they should have never shown her in the answer. Her reveal would have been immensely more powerful in Steven's Dream.
I prefer her new Leiji Matsumoto look though it's clear she underwent a design revision from The Answer to Steven's Dream.
Daily reminder that Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.
>>89644963
She's more angular in her new design?
>>89644925
Dashing Donny Doober and Handsome Hank Hanckleschmidt best ship
>>89644984
they look like Lisa characters
Townie polyship posting is still ship posting
>>89644998
Wow did the crew just forget about these guys entirely
It's not like Townies are innately bad it's just the crewniverse thinks up the blandest fucking plots for them.
>>89644925
Never noticed they'd kept those weird hand-sleeves.
>>89645006
They were in Three Gems and a Baby.
>>89645006
This. It's kind of insulting when they have nice characters but make their episodes boring as hell.
How do they expect people to look forward to those episodes if they're not putting the effort into them?
>>89645020
In Season 1 they managed to blend in weird gem stuff into the townie episodes but at some point they just gave up and now we get stupid shit like 'Steven resolves Kiki's stress by telling her to TALK to her sister!'
>>89645020
I liked all the townie episodes... :(
>>89645020
I normally like Onion episodes but Onion Gang was so fucking boring good lord
Why is she so perfect?
>>89645059
Wow I was just about to post this same opinion
Who boarded it, Lamar? He needs to get shit on like Zuke.
>H-hey... Yo, uh, S-steven?
>Yeah?
>Would, uh, would you like to see my... Robot... Uh, Dawg?
>A Robot dog? That sounds amazing!
>No, I mean... Uhm, you know what... Never mind, her name is Gwendolyn... I think you'll like her and stuff.
>Oh... OK!
>Just remember to, you know, wear protection, I had to learn that one the hard way, so just like, keep that in mind...
>Oh it's OK, I have a shield!
>>89645037
>How to get over a bad break up normally
>Yo man, you need to forget about her, she wasn't worth it
>Yeah, i guess you're right
>How to get over a bad breakup SU style
>ALRIGHT RONALDO I'M GONNA GO INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS AND DEFEAT THE EVIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT WON'T LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT TWO EPISODE CUNT
>Steven that's the most absurd and overcomplicated thing i've ever heard.
>>89645006
They refuse to have the Gems interact with the townies and show us why they care about protecting the Earth. Honestly that, combined with the little jokes the Gems make about humans all the time, makes it seem like they don't really care for humans all that much.
What do I do
With all this money
When all I wanna do is you
>>89645108
I could seriously see this happening don't jinx it
>>89645109
After half a seasons worth of stupid, useless, and over all filler townie episodes back at the start of season 3, i wouldn't care for their ungrateful asses.
Mixed with the fact they're more harmful to Steven then the gems are on their missions, it just leave people to HAVE a reason not to care for literally half of the normal cast.
>>89645039
The only ones that were kind of boring were Onion Trade, Onion's Gang, Joking Victim,
>>89644912
looks good, i'm wondering why we don't have a straight link to https://sug.rocks/ near the top of the OP. any objection
I'm the guy who started threads >>89610126 and >>89632809 in an attempt to update the OP since most thread starters just copy and paste without a care (at least it's better then the time we had [Embed][Embed][Embed] youtube links)
Tounges
why did peridot call Pearl "fancy"?
>mfw "polish your gem at least twice a year" is a référence to masturbation.
th-thanks uncle grandpa
>>89645189
She had a sash.
>>89645196
>Thanking UG
>Ever
Gem masturbation was around long before his show was even created.
Most of the shit that episode meta posted about was there before he shitposted about it
>>89645189
It's obviously because she's a Diamond's Pearl. Probably Pink Diamond's.
Other rare gems like Sapphire are able to have Pearls, but Diamonds get the fancier ones.
>>89645205
couldn't pearls just change their projected clothes to add a sash?
>>89645189
because shes beautiful
>>89645219
They could. If their masters wanted to.
>>89645213
you do know that UG is older than SU right?
>>89645218
>Fancier pearls
>>89644958
Well, we're going to stay until march here, since there are new episodes!
>>89645154
Thanks you for the threads, Anon.
I don't want to "force" people to just paste my website at the top of the OP for no reason. Also, adding the domain a third time is meh.
>>89645230
>He thinks i'm referring to "just" SU for gem masturbation
>>89645227
>>89645218
Then why would there be "fancier" pearls? wouldn't all the pearls have a sash? Diamond's pearls don't as far as we know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of5QYM0uYso
>>89645241
Based on zap2it..
Dates aren't ever accurate with that place.
WE
>>89645250
The Geekiary confirmed the episodes for the whole month, tho.
>>89645243
It all depends on aesthetic choices. Some masters would prefer more minimalistic designs, while other more compex and "fancier" ones.
>>89644699
>Rocknaldo
>it's a Ronaldo sings rock episode
please no
What's going to happen once Steven hits puberty?
>>89645269
Yes, but if how "fancy" a pearl is can be assessed by what her projected clothes are, wouldn't that mean minimalists are getting inferior, less fancy pearls?
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/156792882453/the-oldest-demo-for-whats-the-use-of-feeling
Oh, it sounds great without those annoying Pearls that ruined the song.
>>89645292
That *supposedly* ruined the song.
>>89645283
Pearl is going to rape him so savagely he'll retreat into himself and wonder how someone he trusted "could do that to him."
>>89645283
He gets to play with blue-feeted sea birds, apparently.
>>89645286
As I said, it's all about the aesthetic choice.
It's like choosing between a simple yet elegant black dress, and a fur coat with a scarf and a wide-brim hat.
>>89645269
>>89645319
did someone say A E S T H E T I C ?
also dude, you're not getting the point, in a caste system where there are set parameters for each gem, "fancy" means "better" or "rarer" or simply "of better value"
What makes Pearl like that, fuck if I know, she's much more similar to all the other pearls we've had contanct with until now, so maybe if there's some kind of reference for less fancy pearls, it'll show
>>89645283
Nothing because Stevens never going to age and will stay a pure good little boy for all eternity.
>>89644699
Steven's big, beefy bara cuddles.
>>89645356
>changing the font color scheme outside of changes of background palettes
NEVER
EVER
>>89645356
STOP! Jasper Time!
>>89645369
>>89645387
Jasper is dead.
Post something awful.
>>89645283
A lot of conflicting thoughts, with the Gems trying to do their best to relieve him of his urges.
>>89645400
>>89645400
>>89645400
>>89645400
Bullying is wrong.
>>89645368
How cuddly do you think Bara Steven is?
He's so beefy and strong but also so cuddly and warm.
How can gems resist his hugs?
A Giant Pearl Orgy
Imagine
>>89645344
Dunno, mate. That's how I interpreted that scene. Peridot was eyeing the sash and said that Pearl was wearing a more elaborate, i.e. fancier appearance modifiers.
>>89645430
>How can gems resist his hugs?
They can't also very, very cuddly. He gets it from his parents.
>>89645408
Why is that awful?
>>89645442
Yeah but she is a kindergartener, she makes gems, she can even tell you how good a gem is by the mark she leaves on her exit hole, she probably knows what makes a pearl better, and she addressed her as fancy because of that
Literally, what did she mean by that?
>>89645469
What I think she meant, I said earlier. What she truly meant, we'll probably know around when Pearl's origin episode drops.
>Filthy half-breed freak
>>89645494
>Bullying Steven.
I will raugh, when her master gets Murdercock'ed
>>89645493
>Pearl's origin episode
NEVER
EVER
>>89645430
Do you think the gems ever get that tingly feeling down below when they see bara Steven come out of the shower?
>>89644699
>Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems
Oh I'm going to hate this
>>89645546
No. Pearl would, if he wore a pink wig.
>>89644964
I think its suppose to show how different she is before and after Pink's death
now the real question is was the answer Pinks dying because I can see here trying to stop rose because a Sapphire told her Pink was going to die and Pink is too much of a stubborn shit to listen
>>89645068
because she's a dark souls boss
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-peridot
Why is Peridots theme so good?
New episode leaks when?
>>89645598
after the last ones never it looks they things might be tight for once
>>89645439
Once White Pearl shows up then we will have Pearls Night Out
>>89645546
Why do I love the idea of people mistaken Peridot for bara Stevens kid.
>>89645628
>Bara Steven and Peridot go around Beach City.
>Almost everyone they come across mistake them for a father and daughter.
>They soon start to roll with it.
Peridot holds onto Stevens large hand everywhere they go.
>Peridot has to call Steven "Daddy."
>She blushes everytime she says it
>>89645109
I'm pretty sure they don't. Except for Amy. I think Pearl just does what Rose wanted and Garnet probably just knows it's the right thing or something moral yet cold based entirely on her relationship to Steven and not her relationship with humans. That's why I can't wait to see Pearl date Human Rose, she'll finally have her own reason to protect Earth.
>>89645196
In what way?
>>89645616
>Once White Pearl shows up
>>89645657
I have a friend whose ex-girlfriend was very short and a little childish. They would pretend in front of strangers that she was his little sister ("brother... can we buy this for mommy?"), and then they started to make out in front of them. It was funny.
>>89645669
>pearl enjoys 60 or so years with human rose
>dies again
>>89645109
They only care about protecting Earth because Rose told them to, its pretty clear as to that.
>>89645669
I think its going to blow up, dating someone because they remind you for your ex isn't a good foundation
>>89645703
>Implying shes not Pinks via a gift
>Implying White wouldn't just make a new Pearl
Imagine Pearl meaning her near total copy only much younger in a weird anti-pearl (like W Pearl fucking LOVES her role)
>>89645720
>pearl enjoys 60 or so years with human rose
>learning from rose, she somehow gets preggo from her to put an end to her misery
>they both die the same day and a turbo-lesbian human-gem hybrid is born to continue their legacy
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-no-gem-wars-at-the-table-crewni?in=aivisura/sets/steven-universe
As much as I didn't like Gem Harvest, this is a really nice song.
>>89645707
Jesus that sounds kind of hot.
Pretend incest is a fetish I never knew I had.
So wait, there's actually not been any episode leaks this time? Inconceivable.
>>89645707
Kek that's hilarious and messed up in a good way
>>89645283
He'll reach it at like age 23 because it'll be on half-elf rules rather than human rules. He'll either be happy with himself having had much more time to learn to be ok with himself or he'll be the opposite. Either way Connie will learn of this somehow and immediately try to hanky panky cause that bitch has to be thirsty by that point. She'll probably help him through his awkward phase for a year before she heads back to college for something cool and smart. I imagine they'd spend a lot of time fused. Amy would then bring him to all her weird parties that she totally has on the back burner and he'd be a fuse slut for awhile till he settles down and marries Connie.
Flowery
>>89645749
well i doubt we'll get a leak on the level of the entire bomb a month in advance anytime soon.
>>89645744
while the writing and animation might have its ups and downs, not once did i think that the music of an episode is bad. aivi and surasshu know what theyre doing
MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMOND
Someone post some lewds , im horny.
Melons
>>89645824
>The New Crystal Gems
>>89645839 meant for >>89645831
>>89645744
I never noticed it before but for a short moment you could here a tiny bit of Peridot's theme in there. It starts playing around the time Amethyst and Peridot started to joke around and Peri says:
>"What if I just come to this table and started colonizing it, cause I'm a Homeworld geeeem"
I love these tiny details Aivi and Surasshu always put in their music. And yeah in general it's a nice song. Very relaxing and cozy.
>>89645824
ok
plz no ban
>>89645880
Christ, does the term 'blue board' mean nothing to you?
>>89645824
>>89645880
>>89645900
>>89644745
That's not a bad design.
I'd be okay with that.
Show me the plagiarism?
>>89645906
Well... Technically...
Did Blue Diamond come to Earth because she had a Sapphire predict that Pink Diamond was going to die there?
>>89644699
WHAT'S THE USE OFEATING,
WHAT'S THE USE OFEATING,
WHAT'S THE USE OFEATING, GLUE?
Give some requests
>after a mini hiatus and 5 fantastic episodes the first episode we get afterwards is a connie episode
Anyone else not feeling any enthusiasm for a recount of the meme team's shenanigans?
>>89645990
Sapphire being spanked
>>89645906
I feel like Peri's canonically been depicted with boobs. Maybe no nipples, though.n
>>89645973
Haha, it makes my tummy feel funny, Jelly Dimwit!!
>>89644915
You're a funny anon.
>>89645990
Dancing Armstrong?
>>89645831
I'd love to get my hands on those melons.
>>89646016
She's got a pretty good little bust for her frame.
What would Blue Diamonds and Greg's kid look like?
>>89646030
*Bed Mutant
>>89645991
>>89645990
Steven in a virgin-killing sweater.
>>89645087
>Implying Morty would share his wife.
>>89646039
Like a greasy smear of carbon atoms against the cold black of space because Yellow Diamond will legit vaporize Earth into vapor if it takes another sister from her.
>>89645356
this is fake or not?
>>89646085
Totally real
>>89644699 (OP)
>>89644912
New format is good, but what's going on with that ET/PT? The times are in EST so just put that down
>>89646081
G U Y S
>>89645990
Lars asking his mom and dad why they're dressed like this.
>>89645990
Pearl teaching Jasper sword fighting and going full Syrio on her.
Jasper: I'm a Quartz.
Pearl: Pearl, Quartz... You are a sword. That is the grip. You are not holding a battle-axe. You are holding...
Jasper: A toothpick.
What if Connie became the Hulk?
I have to many jasper pictures
>>89646179
Yeah, any amount more than zero is too many.
>>89646081
that explains everything
>>89646179
You, too?
>>89644916
Peri's are bigger though
>>89646191
YOU'RE NOT HELPING
>>89644699
>Another Ronaldo episode
WHY!?!?!?!?
>>89645283
I find it disturbing that this seems perfectly in character for her
>>89645766
If this show had those realistic urges, I can see Steven speeding up or slowing down his growth subconsciously just to fuck Connie. So really its all dependent on her.
>>89645735
Naw, Pearl's kid has to be an extremely gay dude.
>>89646170
Oh fucking damn it!
Gwenpool, Spider Gwen, and now they're pushing another fucking Gwen spinoff?
>>89645749
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
>>89645990
Pearl interrogating a nervous YP
What ifyou were a gem all along
>>89645068
>big
>blue
>weepy
>thicc
I've started to figure out why people enjoy Pearl so much. She's emotionally unstable, so it would be relatively easy to romance her if you showed legitimate interest in her. Pearls are canonically pushovers and perma-victims, so showing affection towards them would likely get their attention. Once that's out of the way, then you've got the ease of 'fun'. Let's assume their holograms obey some of the laws of body composition; she'd still be exceptionally easy to pick up and manhandle. Considering how Pearl would likely take well to being a sub, combined with her innate flexibility, I can imagine it would eventually devolve into the kinkiest fun one could dream of.]But I still prefer Lapis.[/spoiler
>>89645990
Y6 and this zooman sitting happily on this Amethyst's flexing arms?
>>89646282
nice
>>89646282
Your gem would have to be in your ass to not have noticed this entire time.
>>89645991
But Connie episodes are always the best
>Gem Hunt
>Mindful Education
>Sworn to the Sword
Sorry that you have shit taste boyo.
>>89646095
is this ok
Feb. 10: "The New Crystal Gems" at 7 p.m. (EST)
I'm British so i don't really like having to deal with timezone stuff.
>>89646282
I'd be pretty pissed because all the unhealthy habits I have been practising for years to kill me early will all have been for nothing.
>>89646301
I like them both
>>89646301
That cosplay is too good. It's creeping me out.
>>89645292
>he didn't like the Pearls
Get a load of this guy
I've been thinking
What if White isn't an iron fisted tyrant everyone doesn't dare to talk about out of fear
But and emotionally weak (if she is suppose to lack emotions she wouldn't have ambition or courage ect) push over the others dumb all the trash work they don't want to do on her. and they don't talk about her because they forget she exist unless they need something.
And Pink was the only one who noticed she had feelings and care what she wanted.
>>89646315
You mean the episodes where everyone only ever talks about how great Jasper, Garnet, and Pearl were in them and never once mention her respectively?
Even in Connie Episodes no one likes them because of Connie, she's shit, get over it.
Anyone have any Yandere Lapis art? I feel like I don't have enough.
>>89646361
Gayyyyyy
Really though, how could she suck if she controls Homeworld?
>>89646332
>>89646370
Actually, she's the only human character besides Greg that actually does anything.
>>89645356
WHEN?
>>89645059
Same
Onion Trade was okay, kinda dumb but kinda funny, never got the hate. Onion Friend hadthe two best moms
>>89646380
running a planet doesn't mean you don't "suck" it means you're a paper pusher
plus Homeworld is in a terrible state because yellow and blue arn't helping
>>89646370
>being this wrong
Its okay its okay its okay its okay its okay
You're a fag you're a fag youre a fag youre a fag you're a fag
>>89646282
>>89645292
She~it taste~
She~it taste~
She~he~he~he~it taste~
>>89645075
Yeah, he also voiced Garbanzo because the episode was rushed and bare bones as hell.
>>89645749
They come out around four days before the episode newfag
>>89646438
That perfectly describes anybody who liked this shitty part of an otherwise good song.
>Pear looked down at Steven frozen in… Some sort of emotion
>His muscular quartz hands were under her armpits, gently holding the little weight she possessed.
>A massive smile that warmed her heart was painted on his face, his mahogany brown eyes lit with stars that outshone the Cosmos.
“Pearl, I missed you!”
>All of a sudden, Pearl felt herself dragged to Steven’s chest, where she firmly lay under his chin.
>His strawberry smelling, brown hair rested around her as Pearl heard his strong heartbeat.
>It was like an orchestral roar, as the gem blushed, The way Steven could so easily manhandle her, yet the way he treated her with love and adoration.
>Pearl knew she had a taste in Earth Quartz, but this?
>Steven ticked all of the boxes, he was soft, he was big, he was from Earth… He was even a Rose Quartz.
>The hat dropped, the sand stopped as Pearl realised something… She loved Steven.
>>89646316
Yeah, cut down on the messy stuff though.
Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems at 7pm EST
>>89646453
What's it like being so wrong in your life?
>>89646399
Train and do nothing but call for help in fights? Face it, she's nothing but fusion fodder for Steven and even then Stevonnie episodes are shit too.
>>89646480
I'm just glad Steven didn't wait on her so she could come along for the space trip to save Greg.
>>89645400
How's this?
Did anyone think whats the use in feeling blue was the worst song that's ever on the hower
>>89646480
>WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER DO ANYTHING HERSELF
>has an episode where she does stuff herself coming up
>GOD I FUCKING HATE CONNIE EPISODES
You're just bitching to bitch anon. You don't care about the character and no matter what argument you're presented with you'll do a leap of logic to say Connie is SHIT SHIT SHIT.
>>89646510
*show
sorry
>>89646510
As long as the Cookie Cat rap exists, no.
>>89646510
Not the worst, but it definitely felt out of place.
>>89646474
alright, sweet, though no garentee i'll be here for the next thread
>>89646510
>>89646524
Your mind may try to repress it but I'll do my duty and remind you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UViYKBlpFbc
>>89646510
I liked it
>>89646536
I hated this episode, but I kind of liked this song. It's bad, but in a cute way.
>>89645059
That's because they took a character who is based on being destructive and weird and made him really sad that his friends left, even though they already did the whole "Onion is venting because he's lonely" thing already with him missing Yellowtail.
Onion Trade already did the humanizing Onion bit much better because it still retained his creepiness intact while showing that he did want Steven to be his friend.
Also the va's did a poor job and made it seem like Steven actually believed they were actually hurt instead of playing along with the prank and humouring them like he clearly was.
>>89646519
She's had plenty of time to do something, you're right anon, because she's been nothing for so long I no longer care about her part in any upcoming episodes because in my eyes it's just a waste of time that could be spent with other interesting characters or fitting in some more jokes.
>>89646361
I don't think so. At least outwardly she will be regal and strong.
The Diamonds are immortal matriarchs. They just don't do weakness like that.
Even Blue went immediately full queen-mode when she wasn't alone with Yellow.
I can see White as dispassionate and slow to anger but a terrible force once in motion.
She is a tyrant only because she does not care for individuals while Yellow rules with a quick temper and immediate response and Blue wallows in regret that makes her lash out.
So when Yellow is angry she a bunch of Rubies to deal with shit and basically forgets. Blue harbors a grudge and White makes a note to assemble a war host to obliterate the planet. In a few years or so.
>>89646536
I like this episode despite the flaws. Greg going to lengths to spend some more time with his son since he realised how dangerous his missions were was really sweet. Also when he realised he fucked up by lying instead of being honest and tried to make amends by fixing the container despite it about to go nuclear was a pretty good indicator of Greg's character, he's a screwup sometimes but he tries to do what's right.
>>89646352
That cosplayer was also a pretty good artist that did draw requests here.
>>89646575
>literally proving my point
You are bitching that she is an underdeveloped character and then turning around and saying because she is underdeveloped she shouldn't get development.
God damn I hate arguing with stupid people.
Don't reply to me or my son ever again.
>>89646536
It's not a bad song.
>>89646472
Did she not already know him? What weird Alt-Earth did this take place on. Go home timeline. You're drunk.
>>89646631
Your son wore woman's clothing!
I'm gona go eat some chicken
>>89646536
t. someone with repressed daddy issues
I'm sure he'll love you one day. You know, as soon as you stop being a disappointment
>>89646480
On the contrary Anon, I find Steven annoying as fuck unless Connie is toning down his spassy outbursts.
But what if Steven went back in time and Rose wanted to fug him?
>>89645189
I wanna boop beep's bupp.
>>89646504
What is that face?
Post em
>>89646548
>>89646624
>>89646633
>>89646667
People actually dare to say YD's song is bad after praising this completely off-tune shit?
>>89646697
I never said YD's song was bad.
>>89646697
I like both
>>89646631
I just said you were right man. There was a window in her introduction where I cared about her development but after so long I just think time could be better spent on some other characters in need of development like Garnet or someone.
Hell use the time spent writing Connie episodes and instead use it to write episodes like S1 which blended gem monsters and artifacts with townie episodes so that the normally boring human characters are pushed to their limits with stress and their issues instead of just having them be flaccid like Sadies Song where there's only personal drama to focus on.
SU drama is at it's best when it's being forced to the forefront due to a terrible situation brought on by gem fuckery.
>>89646697
I never said it was bad, I loved it. Where'd you get the idea that I thought it was bad?
Remember that time Ronaldo almost sacrificed Lars to a dark god underneath the lighthouse?
>>89646769
Yeah, I still wish he had finished the job.
>>89646772
Same.
>>89646769
Ronaldo really is /ourguy/
>>89646680
Two giraffe faces
>>89646688
>>89646655
I am sorry, did you have something to say, Laramy?
>>89646680
What indeed.
>>89646772
Yeah, people who are unhappy jerks deserve to be fed alive to demonic monsters.
Glass houses...
>>89646797
>not a rapist
Does anyone have that one post the crewniverse or Ian (I think) made on how to draw gems? It included the basic shapes they were made of.
>>89646688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXwSMHr4Pxw
Italian Pearl is so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8
>>89646811
Not gonna lie, he would have been pretty cool if the last thing he did was be eaten alive by a demonic manifestation of an alien that took over most of the land around the lighthouse.
Funniest moment in entire series (in your opinion)
When all the zoo retards are crying.
>>89645990
>>89646869
say uncle
>>89646869
>When all the zoo retards are crying.
That scene reminded me of when Trump won the election.
>>89646869
Why would you want to see these beautiful things unhappy?They're so fucking hot man, holy shit.
>>89646927
>tfw you'll never trick a zooman into sucking your dick on a daily basis by making them think it's a game
>>89646927
Sexualizing them is like doing so for Steven or Peridot. Basically small children. It's fucked up.
In the episode where peridot allspice yellow diamond a clod, yd was 17 feet tall.
In the latest bomb, the diamonds are 51 feet tall.
Given a few assumptions.
All pearls are the same height. Pearls are 67 inches tall, based on Pearl's realitivery height compared to Steven's fridge. Fridges are usually 70 inches tall. 1 pearl is the length of a diamond's hand from finger tips to wrist. Diamonds have same proportions as a tallot lanky female huranium. So diamonds are the same number of hand lengths tall as lanky human female.
>>89646869
>>89646869
meh I thought it was funnier that all Amy's are inherently trolls
>>89646936
>child-minded, cute/buff grown ups deepthroating you on a daily basis
muh dick
>>89646890
meant to reply to >>89645999
>>89646964
Oh, I know. That's why I know it's so fucked up.
>>89646941
They must be taught about Earth sometime, who better to take care of them then anons who love them?
>>89646869
>Now we're gonna BURY you.
>Ahh! That's not how grounding works!
>The loop-the-loop sequence in Kindergarten Kid
>Oh Steven, you don't have healing tears. You'll never have any REAL magic powers, and we don't want anything more to do with you!
>Garnet, you have to pretend to be my mom for Connie's mom!
>Hello. This... is Mom Universe. The children are playing swords. Sorry - playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
>Sorry, I panicked.
>>89646903
This. Say Uncle was comedy gold.
>>89646860
How would that make HIM cooler??
>>89646905
Is that how you see liberals? As innocents who subside on love and joy?
>>89646936
>Implying you would have to trick them
Dude, that one guy choosened Greg with zero hesitation. I bet they are all fully functional bisexual.
>>89646944
Well, gems can easily change their body size and proportions and the effect does not necessarily affect humans in the same environment viz. 'Adventures in light distortion'.
>>89647011
People with ACTUAL BRAINS.
>>89646941
Everyone is basically a small child for you people
>>89647027
It wouldn't, but it'd make the memory of him cooler.
>>89647036
>everyone is basically a small child
Maybe that includes you?
>>89646890
>>89646987
Thanks my man
>>89645922
>Both copied from Bebop
Naruto copied first.
>>89647054
Were you trying to be clever? Because, yes, "everyone" does include me, but we're only talking about your notion of "everyone" so that's not really an insult.
>>89647028
Our hearts and penises can think enough to make up for our shortcomings.
>>89647087
Why follow the delusion of emotion from the heart or the clouding libido of the dick if you can become a superior being with the power of the mind?
>>89645990
This with Y6 but he's saying silly instead?
>>89647114
If I did everything my mind told me to I'd probably kill myself. I don't want to do that because my heart tells me there's my waifu and the zoomans to live for.
Soooooo I've been thinking.
>gem bodies are hard light projections
>white is a reflection of all light off a surface
Maybe White Diamond's gems aren't white, but a mixed palette of colors. Maybe Bismuth is a white court gem. Pearl might be as well. Mite b kewl.
And a lewd gift for you, /sug/, from a geologist. Here is an opal with jasper inclusions. Jasper deep inside opal. Just for you.
>>89647212
Wrong. Killing yourself is ignorance. The mind is made to become a superior being, not to end your existence. There is nothing to follow. Your life and opportunity must be unleashed.
>>89647247
Technically there is no mind, there's only the collection of bacteria, cells and mitochondria that make up the body and create the illusion of self so you would avoid bodily harm consciously to ensure their survival.
Or I could be talking out my ass, Parasite Eve might be a bad source of information.
>>89644859
because he doesn't use a good enough transformer
When will neko Pearl and Lapis molest neko Steven?
>>89647285
Pottery.
>>89647247
>The mind is made to become a superior being
Horseshit.
Not that you shouldn't strive to be.
But to suggest it was some implicit purpose is silly.
>>89647221
Completely ruins it, just the real Jasper ruined the show while he was still alive.
HOLY BLUE
>>89646030
>>89647344
Love that blue.
>>89644859
Because the only alternative for Gems would be miscegenation, so nothing is won for him.
>she said "When I served...Homeworld"
>that fucking pause
White Diamond confirmed.
Sorry for the big delay, the thread I thought I would post it on got image capt, and then I went to sleep .
>>89647348
I heard that Armstrong is ripped. That Armstrong is fucking shredded.
>>89647414
*Bed Mutant
>>89647380
>When I served... Emerald
>When I served... my mistress
>When I served... coffee at the intergalactic house of pancakes because I belong to a Gem rental agency
>>89647348
Cute as fuck, the shirt is a lovely touch.
Also damn, those are some nice hands man.
>>89647403
Quality stuff.
>>89647380
Or maybe she just doesn't like remembering when she did whatever Rose said because she was meant to.
This is my Diamond. There aren't many like her, and this one is mine. Without my Diamond's guidance, I am useless, but she doesn't necessarily need me. I will serve my Diamond and make myself useful to her so that I will be able to approach her elegance and import, and maybe even earn her favor.
>tfw I finally watched up to That Will Be All
That was a rush.The Amethysts and beta Jaspers were all qts I want to rumble with them
>>89647535
I bet Skinny and Carnelian would be down for whatever. Maybe they could fuse and make a regular-ish Jasper
>>89646530
I thought it did a surprising good job getting INTO place. That distortion in the beginning and end really tied it into the scene. At least that was my impression of it.
>>89644766
Dirty little snuggle quartz.
>>89647535
When you say rumble do you mean fight or fug? Because they'd probably be down for both.
>>89647337
It looks like a nebula in a field of stars. Your shit taste must ruin all kinds of things for you.
Fuck yourself with this amethyst and milky quartz.
>>89647586
I'm not picky.
>>89647586
I'm sad we'll never get sisterly bonding with the famethyst and Steven.
>>89644766
But can Steven GIVE fug? Because Peridot, for instance, is a friend, and the gift of fug would be a great thing to give to a friend.
>>89647586
Just think
in this universe you would have this many chances to get with a gem after Famethydemtion.
>>89644766
>>89646811
This would explain why Lars is such a bitch
>>89647595
Oh whoops I meant smokey quartz. Didn't see the gray in the thumbnail.
>>89647634
I just want every gem to get redeemed and then I want to hang out with them all. Why does real life suck so much?
>>89647595
what is this? a Gem dick?
>>89647672
Because when you imagine impossible things, everything sucks by comparison.
Plus we're stuck in the ~5000th year of humanity. We haven't had time tonnage cool shit.
Seeing as how the Gems are an artificial race, I think it's safe to say that the Diamonds are the only ones with reproductive organs.
>>89647720
And I will be the first and only human to use hers!
>>89647720
I want to worship Blue Diamond's gigantic cock
are there ore pics like this?
>>89645990
Y6 sucking dick please.
WTF is a 'Walla'?
>>89647799
It's a last name.
>>89647799
multiple talking background voices
>>89647751
No, no. YD and PD were the ones with cocks. It's in the supplementary materials.
>>89647672
>Why does real life suck so much?
It doesn't really except compared to the amazing fantasy worlds we create in which everything works.
When total immersive virtual reality becomes practical, I suspect a lot of people will opt out of real life altogether.
>>89646057
>>89646890
>>89647348
Damn Anon, you got some sorta blog you keep your stuff at?
This is good shit.
>>89647821
...Thank you.
I'm sorry, I mean 'THANK YOU!'
>>89646941
>sexualizing them is bad
>when the choosening is specifically for breeding purposes
>>89647871
Ok?
Has Holly got some junk in the trunk?
>>89647929
She's got a fleshy ol' granny booty
>>89647799
It's a Muslim variant of "I swear to God" but it's more of a "In God's name", to say that they aren't lying.
>>89647848
>Billions of people will live in another reality, unaware and detached from the world around them
I wonder if I can rob people while they're busy with their virtual life.
>Greg just gave up free pussy
>>89646510
how could anybody's taste be this bad
If saph is the plankton, who's the ruby?
>>89647849
Thank you so much!
>>89647992
Mr Krabs
>>89647992
Krabby Patty
>>89647992
Mr. Krabs
>>89647897
Well, I was really confused about it and then I thanked you in the way Peridot would have.
>>89647968
..I learned something new.
>>89647971
No, I am sure they will be in sealed 'house pods' with no room for anything except the facilities to keep them alive.
>They exercise in the virtual world
>Keeping their real body healthy enough to survive
Of course, hygiene might be an issue. Would logging off for eight hours every day be made mandatory? Rich people would just hire personnel to clean them.
>>89647992
Karen.
>>89647799
>Jay-Ten is Shantae
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THOSE HIPS
Anyone else feel a bit jelly of the Zoopeople? They live a pretty blissful life. They don't have to worry about disease, violence, hunger, or thirst. Their days seem to be pretty eventful, and you don't even have to look for a mate.
I wonder how long they live for, probably a long time considering Gem technology. Plus they're all really attractive even the men. Except for maybe that one black chick that got paired off with Thor.
You guys know how we've never seen Homeworld? I'm betting it's a lot like Cybertron: No greenery anywhere, maybe multiple suns nothing but crystal architecture.
>>89648022
>>89648040
Correct!
>>89647348
>>89647414
Priyanka/Armstrong OTP
>>89648182
Hey, Doug or whatever should at least get a fusion waifu, too. Let's be fair here.
>>89648208
He can have assface.
>>89648182
M...M...More?
>>89648229
Sorry, it gets NSFW from there onward.
>>89648226
Eh, give him a couple of those arm guys, too. I don't remember if Assface has arms.
Or he could have one of the peetles. He wears a pilot jacket.
ah, Japser redemption at last.
>>89648208
>wait for the cluster to finish sorting itself out
>shrink it down to a manageable size
>ultimate waifu
>>89648271
>actually believing that title card is real
>>89648280
That's acceptable. Let's do this one.
For one thing, just imagine the size difference.
>>89648296
Its been confirmed on twitter that Jasper is coming back in some way or another. Redemption fags are delusional though. Redemption would ruin what little character she has.
>>89647799
I wonder if the 'Little Voice' was just some automated recording or an actual gem?
>>89648160
I betting you have a cute feminine dick
>>89645387
FINALLY
>>89647337
More jasper deep inside opal.
>>89648355
I still think it's Pink Diamond.
>>89648414
MORE? Ok.
>>89647799
Wait. Lamar voiced the hottest zooman?
>>89648421
It's not. Sugar is voicing Pink Diamond.
>>89648355
Possibly some bored Peridot, looking over at a ball-peen hammer every sleep cycle, tired of playing the nurse maid to a bunch of mental/emotional invalids and is just counting the days when Holly's bullshit convinces her to shatter herself.
>>89648456
I hope he gets his drawing hand crushed.
>>89646081
oh my god
this explains EVERYTHING
I've been gone since July, yet I finally come back, and this place has barely friggin' changed. God bless. I guess I've got a lot of watching to do if I wanna keep up now.I wonder if Jim is still around?
>>89646847
Perfect song for this dub.
>>89646179
Over 150 and counting, breh
>>89648355
Probably just some Peridot or Amethyst in charge of making sure the humans are happy and don't accidentally kill themselves. Must be a mushy job.
>>89645189
she has more than one color
>>89646847
Holy shit!
>>89648522
Who's the sponge bob? Steven?
>>89648492
Hey man its me. Jim.
Kill yourself for liking Lapis. Your taste is shit.
>>89645400
>>89646847
Italian Sausage isn't no slouch neither.
Zoomans will never need you to comfort them.
>>89648554
Nice try, imposter.
>>89648522
Greg as Patrick.
>>89646869
>WE'LL BE FREE
>>89648589
good
>>89648382
You guyyyyys! I wanna talk about lore
>>89648522
Connie as Sandy?
>>89648557
I love you, Peridoodley
>there were no children nor elderly in the human zoo
What did they mean by this?
>>89648492
Hey! What have you been up to man? Do you still watch the show? I remember explaining to some anon who you were a few months back, people were asking about you. Glad to see a familiar Lapisfag, hope you're here to stay
>>89644699
>Feb. 24: Rocknaldo
I hope you guys are ready for one more Ronaldo-theories-that-actually-become-true-at-some-point-later episode
>>89648638
there WERE
>>89648589
Look at that weirdly buff Pear
She could break the president in two.
>>89648638
Take the kids away to be fucked by rough gem cocks and pussies.
There's a few elderly people there.
why do you guys want japser redemption so much
>>89645006
I thought the one where they convince steven to hijack the escape pod was the best
>"He expects me to act all responsible, just because I'm the mayor's son! He can't talk to me that way, I'm the mayor's son! ....wait."
>"JUST LET HIM BE A DJ"
>>89648595
>>89648550
>>89648629
Sorry, didn't make these, just found them onleddit
>>89646941
How is Peridot a child?
>>89648719
Because she is small.
Also most likely younger than even Amethyst.
>>89646936
>Implying they wouldn't be down for Edenistic orgies already.
>>89648734
That's not how it works retard.
>>89646198
Prove?
>>89645087
>All these artists biting on the star eyes style
I get that star eyes are Rebecca's thing and it happens in a lot of her art but why does every piece of fan art have them?
>>89648778
>every piece of fan art
Stop using hyperbole
>>89646950
I really like how not okay Peridot still is because of her betrayal of Homeworld. I just wish she could interact with other characters more.
>When the Amethysts were consoling the sad zoo people
I really missed this show.
>>89647874
They at least made the choosening sort of cute. The lewds are just fucked in the head.
Which gem should I BLACKED?
>>89644967
Steven, why are you lying?
>>89648838
>>89648838
Blue Diamond will console herself with a black zoo human because he is the only one big enough to pleasure her.
>>89648697
I'm sure it's mostly because they want to fuck her. Partly, I want her back for that reason as well. Mostly though, I want to see her interact with the cast. I want to see how she confronts them, then how they overcome her barriers and build friendships. Kind of like what they should have done with Lapis.
If there has to be filler episodes they need to include ones where it's one or two gems interacting with Jasper or Lapis. Amethyst has been doing that with Peridot. Garnet had her whole fusion thing with Peridot. Pearl battled Peridot and won her respect. Why haven't we had that with Lapis? I really hope they do it with Jasper.
Mite selfishly though, I simply love gruff buff women like her. Hell, I'm shitposting between sets of squats in my home gym. I'll get as buff as her if it kills me, even if I'm more amethyst size. Fug.
>>89648762
You're the retard, """Jim"""
It's the only way they can justify Stevidot on Wumblr
>>89648697
>TFW space
To complete the Neo Crystal Gems: Oh God What Are We Doing edition, I guess. /freaks/ have it rough.
>>89648655
Chek'd, and i stopped for a while, but I felt that familiar pull towards the general again, i guess. Hiatus is balls nasty.
I kinda miss doing the newsposts.
>>89647011
That's like that argument for pedophiles to work in child care. It's like asking an alcoholic to guard your scotch.
>>89646769
>>89646772
>>89648838
Nobody. This shit is played out.
>>89648838
Please please please do Pearl.
>>89647855
j-the-drawfriend.tumblr.com
>>89648916
>heck
kek
>>89648883
I don't know she looks kind of scared.
>>89648994
This is awful.
Do Pearl instead please.
>>89648994
Her chin could double as a can opener.
>I put this stone into water
>It didnt formed into cute blue girl.
What the fuck is wrong with my lapis?
>>89645059
Easily the worst SU episode IMHO. Whoever wrote that shouldn't write anymore.
>>89649094
it was an unusual low point in su, fucking garbanzo
>>89649092
She has autism
>>89647027
>How would that make him cooler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_rRmkbA9I
The last thing an object or character is used for defines them. Hence, the over-usage of the heroic sacrifice.
Mindful Education was the best episode this season, PERIOD.
>>89649092
It might be cracked. Spit on it. The Peridot in my class ring was the same way.
>>89649094
>>89649129
Every SoL past season 2 has been garbage or ill-timed.
>>89649166
It wasn't cracked.
>>89645283
b u f f
s t u d
>>89648994
It looks like he's handing me her.
>Ey, man. You a pretty cool nigga. Have onna deez, on da house.
>>89647212
Your heart pumps blood, your brain houses your sex-drive, and wanting to kill yourself is often caused by chemical imbalances.
>>89649178
Internal damage? Or maybe she just needs incentive.
Try giving her the ol' Las Vegas shower.
>https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-whats-the-use-of-feeling-blue
Wow this sounds really different
>>89649129
Townie episodes in geeneral are such a waste.
In S1 they served a purpose. They usually explored some gem concept while world building in Beach City. Now it's like Sugar has a townie quota every season that the boarders don't even try to integrate with the fantastic elements of the show. We are developing characters that don't even intereact with the gems. It's like two different shows who share a protag.
>>89649014
There you go anon
>>89649147
>>89647247
The mind may be the superior being on this here oblate spheroid but it's purpose was never to become so. In all likelihood we have large brains because of a deformity in our past that became our superior brain.
>>89649251
Thank you. See, this one works better.
As a black man, this is useful.
>>89649243
not really, it just sounds better since we didnt have a good source for the episode. and even then, all the songs sound better in the su soundcloud.
>>89649147
/sug/ will never redeem themselves from that day. We took the shitposting too far.
>>89648697
Because it'd be interesting and add to the plot.
Jasper's an interesting character and getting more interesting the more we learn from her. She could provide insight into the HW mindset and I want to see the mental struggle with identity she goes through with the redemption arc, needing to accept that the HW values she's followed all her life are, in fact, wrong.
The themes of learning to accept who you are and learning to love yourself, flaws and all are touching to me and would fit right in with the general themes of the show. It'd also serve the "there are many sides to everything" narrative, showing that just because someone is a fierce opponent doesn't make them a villain, things can seem to make sense from their side too.
I just think that Jasper's too interesting and layered to just leave her as a rude brute one-note villain. I think the crew's put too much thought and effort and development into her to just leave her a villainous jobber - it's much more intriguing to take her from a brutal enemy to a vulnerable, even sympathetic character to eventually an ally.
>>89649284
>as a black man
Shouldn't you be in jail?
>>89649297
that image is ruined forever for me
>>89649308
I'm in the greatest jail of all.
Having a white personality due to my adoptive upbringing.
>>89649299
>Jasper's an interesting character and getting more interesting the more we learn from her
She isn't. She blew her entire load with the PD shit and the writers have no idea what to do with her.
Its Rei all over again. There is no logical progression for her character from this point.
>>89649297
>holding /sug/ accountable for a minority
Dumbass
>>89649297
It was all in good fun. No sane person takes episode speculation seriously.
>>89648734
so a 70 year old midget is considered a child to you?
>>89649344
>minority
It was the entire thread and you know it
>>89649344
>not holding /sug/ accountable for a minority
oh my sweet summer child
So what was the use in feeling Blue?
>Steven trying to redeem Jasper.
>Has to show her one piece of Human culture that could turn her over and make her realise how wrong HW was.
What does he show her?
>>89649380
>>89649396
If it was the entire thread it would have drowned in that shit.
Thin skinned pussies.
>>89649297
>>89649344
>>89649380
>>89649396
what happened? i'm new to su
>>89649408
penis
>>89649408
War!
>>89649370
>implying midgets are people
Lower than manlets
>>89647285
The mind is a collection of cells is a more accurate way to put it. That, in and of it'self, shouldn't be a reason to forgo an attempt at self-actualization. Although it may shape your methods in that endeavor.
Interestingly, neuroscience has discovered that habitual activities and thoughts can shape the physical structure of the brains. In a way, our obsessions do consume us. Learning actively shapes the physical properties of our being.
>>89649422
>>89649422
/sug/ was 'convinced' mindful education was going to be about connies period. much laughs ensued
>>89647325
Whenever you draw it?
>>89649493
sounds fun. what's with the minority thing?
>>89647333
>Pottery
This isn't a reference to Isaiah 45:9 is it?
>Artists all mistakenly give yellow and blue pearls coloured skin
>Pearls all have white skin and it's only the lighting or flashback artsyle that makes it seem otherwise
>latest bomb proves this beyond a shadow of a doubt
>Artists keep doing it.
I am upset
>>89649526
Niggers and Chinks tried to invade the thread and we had to use what we remembered of the basics of CQC to fight them off.
>>89649545
Thats false. Blue pearl is blue. Yellow pearl is yellow. Deal with it.
>>89649526
the anon was trying to say that it was only a handful of people while in reality it was lots of em
>>89647348
Is this what happens when Mr. Murdercock meets a clusterling?
>>89649547
If Snake Eater was your first game, you're underaged.
>>89649561
You are wrong.
>>89647395
She doesn't seem too perturbed, that look says;
>Let's see where this goes.
>still is
Actually you see she's gradually being more and more okay with it. She was mostly scared to get shattered by YD but it seems she's not thinking about that anymore either. Sure she does get homesick sometimes but that's understandable. But regretting her betrayal is not issue anymore
>>89649562
*It was only 3 of them
>>89649581
Or someone came late to the franchisebecause it's shit and clunky as hell.
>>89649597
Oops meant to reply to >>89648812
>>89648355
I bet it was a recording of Pinky's voice.
>>89648456
Evidently. And why not?
>>89648638
They're clones. That's why there is no race mixing: they're cloned, kept in a tube to grow up, sterilized when sexually mature and released into the population. They get slow when they're about 60, and one day they just fall asleep and never wake up. A few years later, they return. This happens over and over again to all of them. The ages overlap so you meet your friends time and again at different ages.
>>89649581
Not him, but how defensively retarded do you have to be to out-of-the-blue accuse someone of that?
>>89647403
Garnet has her work cut out for her. With all these damaged goods it's a wonder she doesn't open up a thrift store.
Swole.
I want more cute Blue Diamond art.
Please, Artismos, help me.
>>89649545
I think either
>It's easier to differentiate the Pearls easier that way
or
>The Pearls have a a lighter skin tone, with a tint of blue or a tint of yellow. Not as intense as some artists render them, but just enough to say "She's blue" or "She's Yellow"
>>89649604
>>89649562
Remind me why either is bad? It was just good fun.
>>89648663
...Not a lot of facial hair there...
>>89648719
I bet she was made specifically for the Earth mission. Notice she never talked about anything else. She could easily be about a year old.
>>89649334
Like Cleveland!
It's funny to think that the right information would destroy Steven, not some super weapon, an army or the cluster...
Just information.
>>89644699
1080p anon here with a refresher on why the mega hasn't been updated further:
>>89642730
>>89649644
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>89649762
Idiot ass sources.
One of us could easily buy that shit and do it for their lazy asses.
>>89649778
HOLD UP
DID YOU JUST...
>>89649762
fucking itunes better release them in 1080p now or ill commin sudoku
>>89649794
Why don't you do it then?
>>89648306
Imagine if it goes the way of the lighthouse gem and takes the Earth as it's body.
>>89649828
If that's all you have to say you can quit now.
>>89649408
Uh. The rememberance plaque at Thermopylae?
GO TELL THE SPARTANS PASSERBY,
THAT HERE OBEDIENT TO THEIR LAWS WE LIE
>>89649534
No, but it would be oddly... heh... poetic in the context of SU.
'pottery' is /co/speak for 'poetry'.
>>89649595
She could rip it like wet tissue paper. So.. she's playing at being helpless?
>>89649861
>ywn fuck the Earth
>>89649799
>All I wanted to do was live a peaceful life with Rose.
>>89648345
Depends how they do it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING PROMO CN
YOU AIR A PROMO FOR TTG FUCKING 3 MONTHS IN ADVANCE
BUT FOR SU YOU CAN'T EVEN GRANT IT A FUCKING WEEK'S WORTH OF PROMOTION
OBVIOUSLY YOU PIECES OF SHIT ARE TRYING TO KILL AN ACTUALLY GOOD SHOW WHILE STILL CLINGING TO A FUCKING SINKING SHIP
I WANT MY FUCKING PROMO
>>89648382
What would a feminine dick even be?
>>89649867
Yeah, didn't think so.
>>89649897
I wish Sugar would have went to Disney
>>89649753
It's hardly funny to think what a 'destroyed' Steven could become.
>>89649707
I doubt it. She mentioned she missed the pitter patter of full sized gem soldiers, bragged about how "a real kindergartner" gets it right, and how she could retrieve all kinds of data etc. To me that sounds like she had experience with different Peridot related duties before she was send to inspect the Cluster. She's definitely young though, but I can't imagine her only being an year old.
>>89649920
Like a hyena's vagieyna
>>89648454
Yeah, that's the stuff.
>>89649689
No, the pearls have white skin. All three of them have the exact same skin tone. There's no tinting.
>>89649921
What?
You expected me to say more for a stupid reply like "lol u do it faget"
>>89649924
from my understanding they dont treat their shows much better
>>89649882
>>89649924
The hiatuses would be worse and it'd be sent to that paywall channel they haveXD. The only good option is now Netflix.
>>89649697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb2S3RvC6gg
>>89649956
As long as it aired all 3 FULL seasons in the span of 1-2 years it would have been much better
>>89649957
THIS
>>89648522
Is it a reference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpQ_FwoPAU
>>89649924
>>89649956
I think almost all cartoon related channels treat most of their shows pretty badly.I remember freaking The Hub treating their shows with more care. R.I.P. The Hub
>>89649920
A dick accompanied with a vagina.
>>89649949
Oh?
>>89649957
>>89650091
>implying his stand isn't summoning him
>>89648734
So? Gems are born as complete beings fit with advanced reasoning skills and understanding of their role. Children are emotionally and mentally undeveloped. Messing with them can actually screw with their heads permanently.
>>89649957
those thicc fingers
>>89650063
I'm glad we got to see Blue Pearl in a normal daylight setting. I liked the whole theory about Pearls all having the same skin tone and only changing their hair color to match their owner, but I also like having a definitive answer more.
>>89649964
problem with netflix is they vomit out seasons whole. hard to build a fandom like that
>>89649975
>4chan and Tumblr are both the results of nigga-synthesis.
>Every collision between the two is a Nigga Moment.
>Every collision between the two is a Complete Motha' Fuckin' Disaster.
>>89650161
Voltron at least seems to be doing pretty well for itself, it's not much different from these fucking bombs.
>>89650161
Anon
May I direct you to Voltron: Legendary Defenders
>>89649147
It was pretty good, too bad Steven's PTSD was BAM the fuck out of nowhere.
>>89650200
well with netflix we wouldve had shit tons of budget, and thus better animation
>>89650220
didnt hear a lot about it, guess i wasnt following it
>>89650263
Can someone get budget info from CN and Netflix so we can compare this, i want to know how hard Sugar dropped the ball.
>>89649964
Netflix's big issue is the hiatus between seasons and the 24 min format. Do you really think some episodes of SU could support 24 minutes?
I'm sure they would allow short-format, but still.
>>89649284
Do you feel validated seeing people of colour represented in this image?
>>89650257
It's not too unreasonable, considering the amount of terrible stuff that has happened to him recently.
>>89650257
You mean Connie's. Connie's PTSD was obviously a throw away plot point they used to segue into Steven's issues. If not for the Stevonnie song and the animation I would be salty about that.
Would Steven watch Samurai Jack?
https://youtu.be/QKD6Pp0yqx0
>>89645906
more like this
>>89650313
>Connie's PTSD was obviously a throw away
Not really. She isn't a main character but it still carried over from Gem Hunt into Mindful education that she is just a normal kid dealing with crazy shit and its kinda fucking up her life a little.
>>89650318
looks a lot like lonely blade so yes
>>89650257
Steven Suffering is a treasure.
>>89649334
Yeah that must suck. As a white dude that tans like an Arab I know your pain. During track season I'd find myself surrounded by "brown" people who suddenly related to me despite me not changing my behavior in the slightest.
>>89649398
They had to make that pun.
>>89650353
BS. No way in hell a kid would just break someone's arm because they bumped into them in the hall. It was a shitty contrived segue that will never be referenced again.
has anyone made a background like this? (without pearl of course)
>>89650436
I've been flipped by a friend on accident before.
I hugged him from behind and he fucking judo flipped me on instinct thinking he was being attacked.
It might have been a bit exaggerated but its not impossible or even unlikely given what she is going through.
>>89650477
Is your friend actually a little Indian girl?
>>89649439
War films!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE
>>89650552
No and I'm not a little mexican boy shorter and lighter than the little indian girl either.
>>89650573
>not a little mexican boy
Then what good are you?
"If you don't sleep with me Anon, I'll tell the gems you tried to hurt me."
>>89650460
>>89650606
1 minute into Steven Universe and chill and he gives you this look
What do?
>>89650606
"No way, fag"
*runs away to Homeworld*
>>89650606
Gay faggot.
>>89649459
>>89650573
Steven is Italian confirmed anon
>>89650606
And what are they going to do? beat me up?
Jokes on you, that's just turns me on
>>89650692
Fuck his "sisters/aunts" while he watches.
It's what Rose would have wanted.
>>89649707
>1 year old
This doesn't matter with Gems, they pop out of the ground knowing most of what they need to do their job.
>>89650667
Nice, thank youhold on, the filename means I'm dumb and didn't realize there as a frame without her, right?
>>89650606
>Sorry, Steven can't come to the phone right now
>Please leave a message after the boop
Prepping new thread under guidance of >>89644912, >>89646095, and >>89646474
>>89650844
No, I just put a few frames on top of each other with Pearl at different parts and erased Pearl from each one. I was too lazy to rename it.
>>89650882
Not if I beat you to it faggot. Fuck your changes
>>89650825
>implying they won't beat you down then fuck Steven in front of you
They won't let anyone who isn't at least half-Gem fuck them.
>>89650894
Oh. Thank you again, then
>>89650908
They will if that's what Steven wants.
He likes making other people happy, after all.
>>89650905
ok then, you can make the thread. I'm tired.
>>89650905
>inb4 he is a an autistic waifu or shipper fag racing to create a general before page 10
>>89649094
>>89649129
This and fuck everyone who says that's just what townie episodes are like, I'd take a million Sadie's Songs over that shit.
>>89650318
Now those are two series that mesh very well...
Especially since the respective villains are opposites.
Steven is Chaotic Good and Jack is Lawful Good.
Post dead as fuck ships
>>89649940
Thanos?
>>89651130
>>89649943
Probably at least 50.
>>89651130
>51130 ▶
>File: 1479710236230.png (563 KB, 1414x1381)
>Post dead as fuck ship
jfcklv;bhj
>>89650318
That's a fucking teaser if I ever saw one.
>>89651100
I did like the joke where they "flashed" people with a camera flash
>>89651123
Steven is Neutral Good though.
>People in this thread "feeling" for the enemy
>People in this thread, feeling bad over the Gem's leader.
Traitors to your species.
>>89649944
I am not looking that up. There's a limit.
>>89650833
True. Mind you, it means they have no experience, which would explain a lot about Peridot.
Plus it gives Steven an excuse to organize a birthday party.
A grownup one!
>>89651100
>I'd take a million Sadie's Songs
Any excuse to watch Steven in girl's clothes!
>>89651202
>always meddling when things displease him, but has good intentions
Steven is good, but he doesn't handle things the right way.
>>89651210
I don't give a shit about my species, you could all die for all I care, just don't take me down with you.
>>89651210
BD is our ally. She wants to save the human race and give us all waifus.
>>89651141
More like Jasper.
Except with a vastly more scary powerset.
>>89651202
...Yeah, I'll go with that. Maybe I am seeing too much in his playful nature.
>>89651216
Female hyenas' clitoris basically grows into a penis. Giving birth is no picnic for any mammal, but for a hyena it's a real trial. Female hyenas are also bigger than the males. Nobody knows why.
>>89651261
t. Cypher
promo for the new crystal gems is out
>>89651130
anyone with Jasper really
>>89651362
GUYS
>>89651242
Steven is ultimately a do-gooder. He would do the thing a good person would thing is the best, regardless if it goes against the law or not.
>>89651261
...Okay, that's good to know.
>>89651210
I can feel compassion for someone even as I realize they must die.
>>89651362
OH SHIT
>>89646769
What was the point of rebuilding Lars and Ronaldo's friendship in that episode if they weren't going to do anything with it at all?
I thought Lars would at least join Ronaldo on supernatural escapades again, but that didn't happen.
>>89651382
>regardless if it goes against the law or not.
Steven isn't a filthy lawbreaker like Pearl. Steven is pure.
>>89651413
Townie episodes don't have points, they're just useless filler to give CN stuff to rerun.
>>89651362
SYUG
>>89651210
I am no heretic!
>>89651210
I'm with the other guy. Blue Diamond is our friend.
>>89651362
G U Y S
>>89651382
Lapis: Steven shut up, you dont get it, I do bad, I AM at fault, jaspers not only the one to blame it was also my fault cause I wanted someone to be a prisoner
Steven: Na im a do gooder, I forgive you
Lapis: No I-
Steven: na, forgive and forget
>>89651362
>Connie is still alive
>>89651362
>They made a special opening for this one episode
>WE
>'RE THE NEW CRYSTAL GEMS
>WE'RE GONNA SAVE THIS DAY
>AND IF THINGS SEEM MESSED UP
>IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
>SO, PLEASE, NOW, PEOPLE OF THIS TOWN
>BELIEVE IN
>CONNIE
>PERIDOT
>Eh.
>AND LAPIS!
>Whatever.
>>89651413
Cause the crewniverse doesnt want to actually put any effort into their townie episodes anymore
Its a shame cause I thought that was a good episode and could lead to some interesting stuff involving them but nah
>>89651509
>anon is still alive
>>89651210
You are out of order!
Third best character.
>>89651577
Agreed, Steven is third best character.
>>89651592
you mean first.
>>89651592
>implying Connie isn't third and Steven isn't FIRST
You have no right to be here.
Why is it called a 'city'. How many residents could it have? Why do we so rarely see any of the other residents, or tourists?
(A tourist episode would be cool. "This town is fucking CRAZY!" "You get used to it." "Actually the preferred term is WEIRD!")
And when are we going to find out what's in that cave?
>>89651607
Well who else could he be talking about? The only other character there is Connie and she's the worst character.
Does Sugar have the balls to make BuckCream canon? I don't think it'd feel too out place if it were to happen.
And this show doesn't have any gay humans so far.
>>89651622
no, we need an x-files episode
>>89646769
Yaaa
I love Ronaldo.
Its a shame we dont get more episodes with him that are like horror club
>>89650309
I'm just saying, it certainly took it's time to manifest.
>>89651627
Maybe the series only has 3 characters
>>89651577
Connie as the matriarch of a new human age? I am all for it.
I know two Hindi women. I like neither of them on a personal level, but they get shit done.
>>89651627
>this is what waifufags actually believe
>>89651639
>And this show doesn't have any gay humans so far.
>Who are Smiley and Frowney?
>>89651639
>And this show doesn't have any gay humans so far.
>Mystery Girl
>>89650318
Like you need to ask.
>>89651639
>gay humans
Why did you specify? Gems can't be gay
>>89651663
Keep your filthy hands of my pure Stevan. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>89651622
fuck the cave, i want to know about the boat
>>89651662
Best character on her respective show.
>>89650436
Connie has been mutated by Fusion, she has the strength of 2 and a half Connies.
>>89651639
Just thought i'd remind everyone that if ANY post is talking about humans, its a shitpost 99% of the time.
>>89651671
How are Smiley and Frowney gay?
>>89651722
That's surprising when most of the shitposting is from gem waifu posting.
>>89651715
>those flags
>>89651732
its subtext, steven
>>89650736
Think very carefully about what you just said.
>>89651716
You mean Steven's spit. The nanomachines in Steven's spit has not only cured Connie of all ailments, they have made her stronger and faster.
>>89650905
>page 9
>>89651767
Problem, Marsfag?
>>89650866
Sapphire why?!
>>89651760
That's why human shitposting never happens.
The better part of the show is really the only thing discussed here since humans are cucked in every aspect, potential, development, or just any direction they could possibly go in is of no use anymore as we now have to reach the endgame before a certain amount of time.
>>89651800
THIS IS THREAD IS ALMOST GOING DOWN
>>89651518
I think
>LAPIS
>LAZULI
>PERIDOT
>AND CONNIE
works pretty well.
I really really hope Sugar shells out to do a cute alternate intro, but she may just use the budget for more one-off fusion celebrity voice actors that will never appear again.
>>89651866
WHAT ABOUT ALMOST LAPIS
>>89651622
By the way, Rehoboth Bay is real...
Now I am wondering how many people are named after just names from the area.
>>89651874
THERE'S SOME TIME, BUT I'M NOT GOING FOR HER.
>>89651316
I like the idea of him forcing Bismuth to make him gloves with the Crystal Gems inside of them.
Connie has never met Peridot and the one time she was came in contact with Lapis Lapis was still miles away and tried to drown her.
>>89650318
New Steven universe
New samurai jack
Nintendo switch release.
Horizon release
Payday
Good day March 3rd
>>89651924
If Connie does not mention that Lapis tried to kill her, I'm going to be so mad.
>>89651870
>Their intro is just them attempting to do the regular intro and failing miserably
>>89651639
Yes we need some gay humans
>>89651962
We already have Mr. Smiley.
>>89651948
>it looks like a shitty stage production that Connie built herself because she wanted a singing part in the intro
>>89651900
>>89651732
Um... In the sense that nobody gets that hung-up over a comedy act?
They were a couple, dude.
http://lilmizzkrazie.tumblr.com/post/149871407327/my-sister-katiedid92-and-i-got-to-spend-the-day
At the very least Smiley is gay.
Also someone pointed out that mr.Frowney kinda looks like Alan Rickman.
>>89650736
Actually, 'De Mayo' is name more commonly associated with Sephardic Jews - so if anything, Steven is Spanish (but not Jewish, since his mom was an alien gemstone).
>>89651641
Yes, where be the Men in Black?
If there is no synopsis for tiger philanthropist, does it mean itll ne earthings tier of importance?
>>89651941
>Nintendo switch release
Good luck getting one with that artificial shortage bullshit Nintendo always pulls.
>>89651715
She's even better in the books because she get's to curse.
>>89651870
Lapis is never gonna join in that goofy-ass song.
>>89651962
Yeah, but female ones. Like one of the twins.
>>89652032
If believing that makes you feel happy, go ahead
>>89651924
Someone of Stevens nature, surprised he never introduced her to them. She comes down semi regularly to visit so it's suspicious.
>>89652030
they won't let you remember, anon
>>89652046
I have a pre-order already paid for.
>>89652073
Is she Indian in the book?
>>89645243
white diamond had the fanciest pearl
>>89652024
Ocean City?
Also, I checked. There is no point where Rehoboth Bay is open to the Atlantic. But then the geographical details don't quite perfectly match up between worlds...
>>89652030
>TFW Bill Dewey was Agent Dee all along
>>89652024
>It's real
>>89652077
I'm not a jasper fag, genuine question.
>>89651780
That's actually a neat point. Clearly his body must be altered to produce such spit, also, he can survive light+ G-forces. Some of that has to have rubbed off.
I bet their kids will have some abnormalities.
>>89652030
>Gay humans.
>Sci-fi police force.
>Torchwood.
Captain Jack harkness. nuff said.
>>89645243
God I love this person's art style
>>89652024
Well holy shit!
PAGE 10
>>89651130
Pearl would like Mayor Nelson more.
>>89650905
>page 10
Where is... The Thread?
>>89651986
It wasn't blatant enough
We need more
>>89652224
Lol I'm not making.
>>89651622
Also: is it me or is the Big Donut in a really awkward location? Almost like they put it there to keep an eye on the gems?
>>89652032
No, there are plenty of descriptionless episodes before they aired. But it will be boarded by Raven and Paul like TNCG, who are known for making episodes that are amazing or godawful, almost never in between.
>>89652089
Remember what? Do I know you, Anon?
Does anyone have a collection of all the demo versions of the songs to download easily?
>>89652140
>I bet their kids will have some abnormalities.
You have no idea.
>>89652233
I actually kind of like this.
>>89652233
...Wait, when did Kevin and Jamie meet?
>>89652241
It's you. The entire boardwalk to the beach is food shops.
>>89652075
Pure silence during her name part would be preferable desu
>89652240
Then i guess we know who the real faggot was, you liar.
guess it's up to me AGAIN
NEW THREAD
>>89652248
>>89652248
>>89652248
>>89652266
>Garent's form
Is her next form just going to be a big fat star costume?
>>89646510
It was on of my favorites though not the best of the show. It felt very "spacey" and gem like.
>>89646151
>>89652283
It's not on the boardwalk, it's on the very edge of town instead of city center where you'd expect working people to have ready access to coffee and donuts. This way it's almost like it's there mainly to keep Steven provided.
>>89652122
Yes
“They’re all f**king men,” she said.
“Excuse me?” Soren said.
“The generals. They’re all f**king men.”
“I thought Souther was the only—”
“I don’t mean that they all f**k men. I mean they’re all men, the f**kers. How long has it been since a woman was in charge of the armed forces? Not since I came here. So instead, we wind up with another example of what happens to policy when there’s too much testosterone in the room. That reminds me: Get in touch with Annette Rabbir in infrastructure. I don’t trust Nguyen. If traffic starts going up between him and anyone in the general assembly, I want to know it.”
>>89646151
>>89652457
Jasper is fucking right too.
You don't see brutes in any rpg holding tiny asses swords now do you?
>>89649147
Gets me every time anon.
>>89652266
It would be neat if they could float a bit or self-heal. Enhanced strength and survivability would be acceptable as well. Although they most certainly wouldn't be able to make light constructs.
>>89647428Who do you think Emerald will be? If she ever turns up.
>Yfw Blue Diamond joins or helps the CGs due to some plot point relevant to her sadness of PD
>Yfw YD calls her out for being weak due to her emotions
>5 seconds of silence before YD gets bitch slapped
>Yfw