/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Gems should think of dirty thoughts like hugging, holding hands and pure love

OP has been updated a bit again

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soon

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>>89644726
Or mating dances??

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>>89644726
Lapis has tons of impure thoughts about holding hands and hugging Steven,
Peridot just leaves her dry.

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>>89644745
Peridot in a dress? No thanks forever
Now a peri in underwear...

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Steven is for hug not fug.

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>>89644766
Why does Lapis want to fug Steven?
What does she see in him?
What does Steven have that Peridot doesn't?

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>>89644759
>implying Lapis's isn't a huge slut

I bet she think of hugging them both at the same time.

Gems, in order of largest to smallest bust size:

Rose>Holly Blue>Zoo Amethysts>Jasper=Amethyst=Carnelian>Garnet>Lapis>Peridot=Skinny>Steven>>>>>>Pearl

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Why don't Steven just pray the gay away?

I can't be the only one mad that Blue Diamond was shown in sharp Shiva-esque slender and angular silhouettes and effigies, but ended up being a round-faced "What if Greg was a woman and also a gem" thing

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>>89644853
>Lapis
>Any tits at all

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>>89644853
WRONG

>>89644859
Why doesn't Steven just kill the Joker?

>>89644699
>>89644743
The links to the bomb shouldn't be in [EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA], especially since we already have a link to sug.rocks/dl.html bellow. I guess it's better to just remove it for now.
We could add Marebucks as "Streaming" in the list, tho.

I've updated the template in that way, whaddya think? https://sug.rocks/op.html

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I love Lapis Lazuli

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>>89644872
it's not a lot but she ain't a poil

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>>89644869
i dont know why people were/are sperging out that they dont looks the same, looks pretty similar. also they werent sure how she looked under the hood when they did 'the answer'

>>89644869
fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian

turns out she was the dolorosa, mourning virgin mary

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>>89644916
Why are the koreans so bad at their job?

>>89644912
Thank you rockman.
See in you /trash/ next time, least we actually get that episode.

>>89644953
>fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian

What
I'm just mad that she's not an angular bitch-faced slender thing
I couldn't care less about her implied race

>>89644925
Her nose was different, shaped more like Connie's

IMO they should have never shown her in the answer. Her reveal would have been immensely more powerful in Steven's Dream.

I prefer her new Leiji Matsumoto look though it's clear she underwent a design revision from The Answer to Steven's Dream.

Daily reminder that Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.

>>89644963
She's more angular in her new design?

>>89644925

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Dashing Donny Doober and Handsome Hank Hanckleschmidt best ship

>>89644984
they look like Lisa characters

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Townie polyship posting is still ship posting

>>89644998
Wow did the crew just forget about these guys entirely

It's not like Townies are innately bad it's just the crewniverse thinks up the blandest fucking plots for them.

>>89644925
Never noticed they'd kept those weird hand-sleeves.

>>89645006
They were in Three Gems and a Baby.

>>89645006
This. It's kind of insulting when they have nice characters but make their episodes boring as hell.

How do they expect people to look forward to those episodes if they're not putting the effort into them?

>>89645020
In Season 1 they managed to blend in weird gem stuff into the townie episodes but at some point they just gave up and now we get stupid shit like 'Steven resolves Kiki's stress by telling her to TALK to her sister!'

>>89645020
I liked all the townie episodes... :(

>>89645020
I normally like Onion episodes but Onion Gang was so fucking boring good lord

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Why is she so perfect?

>>89645059
Wow I was just about to post this same opinion

Who boarded it, Lamar? He needs to get shit on like Zuke.

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>H-hey... Yo, uh, S-steven?
>Yeah?
>Would, uh, would you like to see my... Robot... Uh, Dawg?
>A Robot dog? That sounds amazing!
>No, I mean... Uhm, you know what... Never mind, her name is Gwendolyn... I think you'll like her and stuff.
>Oh... OK!
>Just remember to, you know, wear protection, I had to learn that one the hard way, so just like, keep that in mind...
>Oh it's OK, I have a shield!

>>89645037
>How to get over a bad break up normally
>Yo man, you need to forget about her, she wasn't worth it
>Yeah, i guess you're right
>How to get over a bad breakup SU style
>ALRIGHT RONALDO I'M GONNA GO INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS AND DEFEAT THE EVIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT WON'T LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT TWO EPISODE CUNT
>Steven that's the most absurd and overcomplicated thing i've ever heard.

>>89645006
They refuse to have the Gems interact with the townies and show us why they care about protecting the Earth. Honestly that, combined with the little jokes the Gems make about humans all the time, makes it seem like they don't really care for humans all that much.

What do I do
With all this money
When all I wanna do is you

>>89645108
I could seriously see this happening don't jinx it

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>>89645109
After half a seasons worth of stupid, useless, and over all filler townie episodes back at the start of season 3, i wouldn't care for their ungrateful asses.
Mixed with the fact they're more harmful to Steven then the gems are on their missions, it just leave people to HAVE a reason not to care for literally half of the normal cast.

>>89645039
The only ones that were kind of boring were Onion Trade, Onion's Gang, Joking Victim,

>>89644912
looks good, i'm wondering why we don't have a straight link to https://sug.rocks/ near the top of the OP. any objection

I'm the guy who started threads >>89610126 and >>89632809 in an attempt to update the OP since most thread starters just copy and paste without a care (at least it's better then the time we had [Embed][Embed][Embed] youtube links)

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Tounges

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why did peridot call Pearl "fancy"?

>mfw "polish your gem at least twice a year" is a référence to masturbation.
th-thanks uncle grandpa

>>89645189
She had a sash.

>>89645196
>Thanking UG
>Ever

Gem masturbation was around long before his show was even created.

Most of the shit that episode meta posted about was there before he shitposted about it

>>89645189
It's obviously because she's a Diamond's Pearl. Probably Pink Diamond's.

Other rare gems like Sapphire are able to have Pearls, but Diamonds get the fancier ones.

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>>89645205
couldn't pearls just change their projected clothes to add a sash?

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>>89645189
because shes beautiful

>>89645219
They could. If their masters wanted to.

>>89645213
you do know that UG is older than SU right?

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>>89645218
>Fancier pearls

>>89644958
Well, we're going to stay until march here, since there are new episodes!

>>89645154
Thanks you for the threads, Anon.

I don't want to "force" people to just paste my website at the top of the OP for no reason. Also, adding the domain a third time is meh.

>>89645230
>He thinks i'm referring to "just" SU for gem masturbation

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>>89645227
>>89645218
Then why would there be "fancier" pearls? wouldn't all the pearls have a sash? Diamond's pearls don't as far as we know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of5QYM0uYso

>>89645241
Based on zap2it..
Dates aren't ever accurate with that place.

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WE

>>89645250
The Geekiary confirmed the episodes for the whole month, tho.

>>89645243
It all depends on aesthetic choices. Some masters would prefer more minimalistic designs, while other more compex and "fancier" ones.

>>89644699
>Rocknaldo
>it's a Ronaldo sings rock episode
please no

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What's going to happen once Steven hits puberty?

>>89645269
Yes, but if how "fancy" a pearl is can be assessed by what her projected clothes are, wouldn't that mean minimalists are getting inferior, less fancy pearls?

http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/156792882453/the-oldest-demo-for-whats-the-use-of-feeling

Oh, it sounds great without those annoying Pearls that ruined the song.

>>89645292
That *supposedly* ruined the song.

>>89645283
Pearl is going to rape him so savagely he'll retreat into himself and wonder how someone he trusted "could do that to him."

>>89645283
He gets to play with blue-feeted sea birds, apparently.

>>89645286
As I said, it's all about the aesthetic choice.
It's like choosing between a simple yet elegant black dress, and a fur coat with a scarf and a wide-brim hat.

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>>89645319
did someone say A E S T H E T I C ?

also dude, you're not getting the point, in a caste system where there are set parameters for each gem, "fancy" means "better" or "rarer" or simply "of better value"
What makes Pearl like that, fuck if I know, she's much more similar to all the other pearls we've had contanct with until now, so maybe if there's some kind of reference for less fancy pearls, it'll show

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>>89645283
Nothing because Stevens never going to age and will stay a pure good little boy for all eternity.

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>>89644699

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Steven's big, beefy bara cuddles.

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>>89645356
>changing the font color scheme outside of changes of background palettes
NEVER
EVER

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>>89645356
STOP! Jasper Time!

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>>89645387
Jasper is dead.

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Post something awful.

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>>89645283
A lot of conflicting thoughts, with the Gems trying to do their best to relieve him of his urges.

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>>89645400

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>>89645400

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>>89645400

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>>89645400
Bullying is wrong.

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>>89645368
How cuddly do you think Bara Steven is?
He's so beefy and strong but also so cuddly and warm.
How can gems resist his hugs?

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A Giant Pearl Orgy

Imagine

>>89645344
Dunno, mate. That's how I interpreted that scene. Peridot was eyeing the sash and said that Pearl was wearing a more elaborate, i.e. fancier appearance modifiers.

>>89645430
>How can gems resist his hugs?
They can't also very, very cuddly. He gets it from his parents.

>>89645408
Why is that awful?

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>>89645442
Yeah but she is a kindergartener, she makes gems, she can even tell you how good a gem is by the mark she leaves on her exit hole, she probably knows what makes a pearl better, and she addressed her as fancy because of that

Literally, what did she mean by that?

>>89645469
What I think she meant, I said earlier. What she truly meant, we'll probably know around when Pearl's origin episode drops.

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>Filthy half-breed freak

>>89645494
>Bullying Steven.

I will raugh, when her master gets Murdercock'ed

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>>89645493
>Pearl's origin episode
NEVER
EVER

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>>89645430
Do you think the gems ever get that tingly feeling down below when they see bara Steven come out of the shower?

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>>89644699
>Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems

Oh I'm going to hate this

>>89645546
No. Pearl would, if he wore a pink wig.

>>89644964
I think its suppose to show how different she is before and after Pink's death

now the real question is was the answer Pinks dying because I can see here trying to stop rose because a Sapphire told her Pink was going to die and Pink is too much of a stubborn shit to listen

>>89645068
because she's a dark souls boss

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https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-peridot

Why is Peridots theme so good?

New episode leaks when?

>>89645598
after the last ones never it looks they things might be tight for once

>>89645439
Once White Pearl shows up then we will have Pearls Night Out

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>>89645546
Why do I love the idea of people mistaken Peridot for bara Stevens kid.

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>>89645628
>Bara Steven and Peridot go around Beach City.
>Almost everyone they come across mistake them for a father and daughter.
>They soon start to roll with it.
Peridot holds onto Stevens large hand everywhere they go.
>Peridot has to call Steven "Daddy."
>She blushes everytime she says it

>>89645109
I'm pretty sure they don't. Except for Amy. I think Pearl just does what Rose wanted and Garnet probably just knows it's the right thing or something moral yet cold based entirely on her relationship to Steven and not her relationship with humans. That's why I can't wait to see Pearl date Human Rose, she'll finally have her own reason to protect Earth.

>>89645196
In what way?

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>>89645616
>Once White Pearl shows up

>>89645657
I have a friend whose ex-girlfriend was very short and a little childish. They would pretend in front of strangers that she was his little sister ("brother... can we buy this for mommy?"), and then they started to make out in front of them. It was funny.

>>89645669
>pearl enjoys 60 or so years with human rose
>dies again

>>89645109
They only care about protecting Earth because Rose told them to, its pretty clear as to that.

>>89645669
I think its going to blow up, dating someone because they remind you for your ex isn't a good foundation

>>89645703
>Implying shes not Pinks via a gift
>Implying White wouldn't just make a new Pearl
Imagine Pearl meaning her near total copy only much younger in a weird anti-pearl (like W Pearl fucking LOVES her role)

>>89645720
>pearl enjoys 60 or so years with human rose
>learning from rose, she somehow gets preggo from her to put an end to her misery
>they both die the same day and a turbo-lesbian human-gem hybrid is born to continue their legacy

https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-no-gem-wars-at-the-table-crewni?in=aivisura/sets/steven-universe
As much as I didn't like Gem Harvest, this is a really nice song.

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>>89645707
Jesus that sounds kind of hot.
Pretend incest is a fetish I never knew I had.

So wait, there's actually not been any episode leaks this time? Inconceivable.

>>89645707
Kek that's hilarious and messed up in a good way

>>89645283
He'll reach it at like age 23 because it'll be on half-elf rules rather than human rules. He'll either be happy with himself having had much more time to learn to be ok with himself or he'll be the opposite. Either way Connie will learn of this somehow and immediately try to hanky panky cause that bitch has to be thirsty by that point. She'll probably help him through his awkward phase for a year before she heads back to college for something cool and smart. I imagine they'd spend a lot of time fused. Amy would then bring him to all her weird parties that she totally has on the back burner and he'd be a fuse slut for awhile till he settles down and marries Connie.

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Flowery

>>89645749
well i doubt we'll get a leak on the level of the entire bomb a month in advance anytime soon.

>>89645744
while the writing and animation might have its ups and downs, not once did i think that the music of an episode is bad. aivi and surasshu know what theyre doing

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MY DIAMOND
YOUR DIAMOND

Someone post some lewds , im horny.

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Melons

>>89645824
>The New Crystal Gems

>>89645839 meant for >>89645831

>>89645744
I never noticed it before but for a short moment you could here a tiny bit of Peridot's theme in there. It starts playing around the time Amethyst and Peridot started to joke around and Peri says:

>"What if I just come to this table and started colonizing it, cause I'm a Homeworld geeeem"

I love these tiny details Aivi and Surasshu always put in their music. And yeah in general it's a nice song. Very relaxing and cozy.

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>>89645824
ok

plz no ban

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>>89645880
Christ, does the term 'blue board' mean nothing to you?

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>>89645824
>>89645880
>>89645900

>>89644745
That's not a bad design.
I'd be okay with that.

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Show me the plagiarism?

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>>89645906
Well... Technically...

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Did Blue Diamond come to Earth because she had a Sapphire predict that Pink Diamond was going to die there?

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>>89644699
WHAT'S THE USE OF EATING,
WHAT'S THE USE OF EATING,
WHAT'S THE USE OF EATING, GLUE?

Give some requests

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>after a mini hiatus and 5 fantastic episodes the first episode we get afterwards is a connie episode

Anyone else not feeling any enthusiasm for a recount of the meme team's shenanigans?

>>89645990
Sapphire being spanked

>>89645906
I feel like Peri's canonically been depicted with boobs. Maybe no nipples, though.n

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>>89645973
Haha, it makes my tummy feel funny, Jelly Dimwit!!

>>89644915
You're a funny anon.

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>>89645990
Dancing Armstrong?

>>89645831
I'd love to get my hands on those melons.

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>>89646016
She's got a pretty good little bust for her frame.

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What would Blue Diamonds and Greg's kid look like?

>>89646030
*Bed Mutant

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>>89645991

>>89645990
Steven in a virgin-killing sweater.

>>89645087
>Implying Morty would share his wife.

>>89646039
Like a greasy smear of carbon atoms against the cold black of space because Yellow Diamond will legit vaporize Earth into vapor if it takes another sister from her.

>>89645356
this is fake or not?

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>>89646085
Totally real

>>89644699 (OP)
>>89644912
New format is good, but what's going on with that ET/PT? The times are in EST so just put that down

>>89646081
G U Y S

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>>89645990
Lars asking his mom and dad why they're dressed like this.

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>>89645990
Pearl teaching Jasper sword fighting and going full Syrio on her.
Jasper: I'm a Quartz.
Pearl: Pearl, Quartz... You are a sword. That is the grip. You are not holding a battle-axe. You are holding...
Jasper: A toothpick.

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What if Connie became the Hulk?

I have to many jasper pictures

>>89646179
Yeah, any amount more than zero is too many.

>>89646081
that explains everything

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>>89646179
You, too?

>>89644916
Peri's are bigger though

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>>89646191
YOU'RE NOT HELPING

>>89644699
>Another Ronaldo episode
WHY!?!?!?!?

>>89645283
I find it disturbing that this seems perfectly in character for her

>>89645766
If this show had those realistic urges, I can see Steven speeding up or slowing down his growth subconsciously just to fuck Connie. So really its all dependent on her.

>>89645735
Naw, Pearl's kid has to be an extremely gay dude.

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>>89646170
Oh fucking damn it!
Gwenpool, Spider Gwen, and now they're pushing another fucking Gwen spinoff?

>>89645749
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>89645990
Pearl interrogating a nervous YP

What if you were a gem all along

>>89645068
>big
>blue
>weepy
>thicc

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I've started to figure out why people enjoy Pearl so much. She's emotionally unstable, so it would be relatively easy to romance her if you showed legitimate interest in her. Pearls are canonically pushovers and perma-victims, so showing affection towards them would likely get their attention. Once that's out of the way, then you've got the ease of 'fun'. Let's assume their holograms obey some of the laws of body composition; she'd still be exceptionally easy to pick up and manhandle. Considering how Pearl would likely take well to being a sub, combined with her innate flexibility, I can imagine it would eventually devolve into the kinkiest fun one could dream of.

]But I still prefer Lapis.[/spoiler

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>>89645990
Y6 and this zooman sitting happily on this Amethyst's flexing arms?

>>89646282
nice

>>89646282
Your gem would have to be in your ass to not have noticed this entire time.

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>>89645991
But Connie episodes are always the best
>Gem Hunt
>Mindful Education
>Sworn to the Sword
Sorry that you have shit taste boyo.

>>89646095
is this ok
Feb. 10: "The New Crystal Gems" at 7 p.m. (EST)

I'm British so i don't really like having to deal with timezone stuff.

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>>89646282
I'd be pretty pissed because all the unhealthy habits I have been practising for years to kill me early will all have been for nothing.

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>>89646301
I like them both

>>89646301
That cosplay is too good. It's creeping me out.

>>89645292
>he didn't like the Pearls

Get a load of this guy

I've been thinking

What if White isn't an iron fisted tyrant everyone doesn't dare to talk about out of fear

But and emotionally weak (if she is suppose to lack emotions she wouldn't have ambition or courage ect) push over the others dumb all the trash work they don't want to do on her. and they don't talk about her because they forget she exist unless they need something.

And Pink was the only one who noticed she had feelings and care what she wanted.

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>>89646315
You mean the episodes where everyone only ever talks about how great Jasper, Garnet, and Pearl were in them and never once mention her respectively?
Even in Connie Episodes no one likes them because of Connie, she's shit, get over it.

Anyone have any Yandere Lapis art? I feel like I don't have enough.

>>89646361
Gayyyyyy

Really though, how could she suck if she controls Homeworld?

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>>89646332

>>89646370
Actually, she's the only human character besides Greg that actually does anything.

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>>89645356
WHEN?

>>89645059
Same

Onion Trade was okay, kinda dumb but kinda funny, never got the hate. Onion Friend had the two best moms

>>89646380
running a planet doesn't mean you don't "suck" it means you're a paper pusher

plus Homeworld is in a terrible state because yellow and blue arn't helping

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>>89646370
>being this wrong
Its okay its okay its okay its okay its okay
You're a fag you're a fag youre a fag youre a fag you're a fag

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>>89646282

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>>89645292
She~it taste~
She~it taste~
She~he~he~he~it taste~

>>89645075
Yeah, he also voiced Garbanzo because the episode was rushed and bare bones as hell.

>>89645749
They come out around four days before the episode newfag

>>89646438
That perfectly describes anybody who liked this shitty part of an otherwise good song.

>Pear looked down at Steven frozen in… Some sort of emotion
>His muscular quartz hands were under her armpits, gently holding the little weight she possessed.
>A massive smile that warmed her heart was painted on his face, his mahogany brown eyes lit with stars that outshone the Cosmos.
“Pearl, I missed you!”
>All of a sudden, Pearl felt herself dragged to Steven’s chest, where she firmly lay under his chin.
>His strawberry smelling, brown hair rested around her as Pearl heard his strong heartbeat.
>It was like an orchestral roar, as the gem blushed, The way Steven could so easily manhandle her, yet the way he treated her with love and adoration.
>Pearl knew she had a taste in Earth Quartz, but this?
>Steven ticked all of the boxes, he was soft, he was big, he was from Earth… He was even a Rose Quartz.
>The hat dropped, the sand stopped as Pearl realised something… She loved Steven.

>>89646316
Yeah, cut down on the messy stuff though.
Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems at 7pm EST

>>89646453
What's it like being so wrong in your life?

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>>89646399
Train and do nothing but call for help in fights? Face it, she's nothing but fusion fodder for Steven and even then Stevonnie episodes are shit too.

>>89646480
I'm just glad Steven didn't wait on her so she could come along for the space trip to save Greg.

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>>89645400

How's this?

Did anyone think whats the use in feeling blue was the worst song that's ever on the hower

>>89646480
>WHY DOESN'T SHE EVER DO ANYTHING HERSELF
>has an episode where she does stuff herself coming up
>GOD I FUCKING HATE CONNIE EPISODES
You're just bitching to bitch anon. You don't care about the character and no matter what argument you're presented with you'll do a leap of logic to say Connie is SHIT SHIT SHIT.

>>89646510
*show
sorry

>>89646510
As long as the Cookie Cat rap exists, no.

>>89646510
Not the worst, but it definitely felt out of place.

>>89646474
alright, sweet, though no garentee i'll be here for the next thread

>>89646510
>>89646524
Your mind may try to repress it but I'll do my duty and remind you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UViYKBlpFbc

>>89646510
I liked it

>>89646536
I hated this episode, but I kind of liked this song. It's bad, but in a cute way.

>>89645059
That's because they took a character who is based on being destructive and weird and made him really sad that his friends left, even though they already did the whole "Onion is venting because he's lonely" thing already with him missing Yellowtail.
Onion Trade already did the humanizing Onion bit much better because it still retained his creepiness intact while showing that he did want Steven to be his friend.

Also the va's did a poor job and made it seem like Steven actually believed they were actually hurt instead of playing along with the prank and humouring them like he clearly was.

>>89646519
She's had plenty of time to do something, you're right anon, because she's been nothing for so long I no longer care about her part in any upcoming episodes because in my eyes it's just a waste of time that could be spent with other interesting characters or fitting in some more jokes.

>>89646361
I don't think so. At least outwardly she will be regal and strong.
The Diamonds are immortal matriarchs. They just don't do weakness like that.
Even Blue went immediately full queen-mode when she wasn't alone with Yellow.
I can see White as dispassionate and slow to anger but a terrible force once in motion.
She is a tyrant only because she does not care for individuals while Yellow rules with a quick temper and immediate response and Blue wallows in regret that makes her lash out.
So when Yellow is angry she a bunch of Rubies to deal with shit and basically forgets. Blue harbors a grudge and White makes a note to assemble a war host to obliterate the planet. In a few years or so.

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>>89646536
I like this episode despite the flaws. Greg going to lengths to spend some more time with his son since he realised how dangerous his missions were was really sweet. Also when he realised he fucked up by lying instead of being honest and tried to make amends by fixing the container despite it about to go nuclear was a pretty good indicator of Greg's character, he's a screwup sometimes but he tries to do what's right.

>>89646352
That cosplayer was also a pretty good artist that did draw requests here.

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>>89646575
>literally proving my point
You are bitching that she is an underdeveloped character and then turning around and saying because she is underdeveloped she shouldn't get development.
God damn I hate arguing with stupid people.
Don't reply to me or my son ever again.

>>89646536
It's not a bad song.

>>89646472
Did she not already know him? What weird Alt-Earth did this take place on. Go home timeline. You're drunk.

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>>89646631
Your son wore woman's clothing!

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I'm gona go eat some chicken

>>89646536
t. someone with repressed daddy issues

I'm sure he'll love you one day. You know, as soon as you stop being a disappointment

>>89646480
On the contrary Anon, I find Steven annoying as fuck unless Connie is toning down his spassy outbursts.

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But what if Steven went back in time and Rose wanted to fug him?

>>89645189
I wanna boop beep's bupp.

>>89646504
What is that face?

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Post em

>>89646548
>>89646624
>>89646633
>>89646667
People actually dare to say YD's song is bad after praising this completely off-tune shit?

>>89646697
I never said YD's song was bad.

>>89646697
I like both

>>89646631
I just said you were right man. There was a window in her introduction where I cared about her development but after so long I just think time could be better spent on some other characters in need of development like Garnet or someone.

Hell use the time spent writing Connie episodes and instead use it to write episodes like S1 which blended gem monsters and artifacts with townie episodes so that the normally boring human characters are pushed to their limits with stress and their issues instead of just having them be flaccid like Sadies Song where there's only personal drama to focus on.

SU drama is at it's best when it's being forced to the forefront due to a terrible situation brought on by gem fuckery.

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>>89646697
I never said it was bad, I loved it. Where'd you get the idea that I thought it was bad?

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Remember that time Ronaldo almost sacrificed Lars to a dark god underneath the lighthouse?

>>89646769
Yeah, I still wish he had finished the job.

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>>89646688

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>>89646772
Same.

>>89646769
Ronaldo really is /ourguy/

>>89646680
Two giraffe faces

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>>89646688

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>>89646655

I am sorry, did you have something to say, Laramy?

>>89646680

What indeed.

>>89646772

Yeah, people who are unhappy jerks deserve to be fed alive to demonic monsters.

Glass houses...

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>>89646797
>not a rapist

Does anyone have that one post the crewniverse or Ian (I think) made on how to draw gems? It included the basic shapes they were made of.

>>89646688

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXwSMHr4Pxw

Italian Pearl is so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8a2qtLtE8

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>>89646811
Not gonna lie, he would have been pretty cool if the last thing he did was be eaten alive by a demonic manifestation of an alien that took over most of the land around the lighthouse.

Funniest moment in entire series (in your opinion)
When all the zoo retards are crying.

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>>89645990

>>89646869
say uncle

>>89646869
>When all the zoo retards are crying.
That scene reminded me of when Trump won the election.

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>>89646869
Why would you want to see these beautiful things unhappy?

They're so fucking hot man, holy shit.

>>89646927
>tfw you'll never trick a zooman into sucking your dick on a daily basis by making them think it's a game

>>89646927
Sexualizing them is like doing so for Steven or Peridot. Basically small children. It's fucked up.

In the episode where peridot allspice yellow diamond a clod, yd was 17 feet tall.

In the latest bomb, the diamonds are 51 feet tall.

Given a few assumptions.

All pearls are the same height. Pearls are 67 inches tall, based on Pearl's realitivery height compared to Steven's fridge. Fridges are usually 70 inches tall. 1 pearl is the length of a diamond's hand from finger tips to wrist. Diamonds have same proportions as a tallot lanky female huranium. So diamonds are the same number of hand lengths tall as lanky human female.

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>>89646869
meh I thought it was funnier that all Amy's are inherently trolls

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>>89646936
>child-minded, cute/buff grown ups deepthroating you on a daily basis
muh dick

>>89646890
meant to reply to >>89645999

>>89646964
Oh, I know. That's why I know it's so fucked up.

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>>89646941
They must be taught about Earth sometime, who better to take care of them then anons who love them?

>>89646869
>Now we're gonna BURY you.
>Ahh! That's not how grounding works!

>The loop-the-loop sequence in Kindergarten Kid

>Oh Steven, you don't have healing tears. You'll never have any REAL magic powers, and we don't want anything more to do with you!

>Garnet, you have to pretend to be my mom for Connie's mom!
>Hello. This... is Mom Universe. The children are playing swords. Sorry - playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
>Sorry, I panicked.

>>89646903
This. Say Uncle was comedy gold.

>>89646860

How would that make HIM cooler??

>>89646905

Is that how you see liberals? As innocents who subside on love and joy?

>>89646936

>Implying you would have to trick them

Dude, that one guy choosened Greg with zero hesitation. I bet they are all fully functional bisexual.

>>89646944

Well, gems can easily change their body size and proportions and the effect does not necessarily affect humans in the same environment viz. 'Adventures in light distortion'.

>>89647011
People with ACTUAL BRAINS.

>>89646941
Everyone is basically a small child for you people

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>>89647027
It wouldn't, but it'd make the memory of him cooler.

>>89647036
>everyone is basically a small child
Maybe that includes you?

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>>89646890
>>89646987
Thanks my man

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>>89645922
>Both copied from Bebop
Naruto copied first.

>>89647054
Were you trying to be clever? Because, yes, "everyone" does include me, but we're only talking about your notion of "everyone" so that's not really an insult.

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>>89647028
Our hearts and penises can think enough to make up for our shortcomings.

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>>89647087
Why follow the delusion of emotion from the heart or the clouding libido of the dick if you can become a superior being with the power of the mind?

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>>89645990
This with Y6 but he's saying silly instead?

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>>89647114
If I did everything my mind told me to I'd probably kill myself. I don't want to do that because my heart tells me there's my waifu and the zoomans to live for.

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Soooooo I've been thinking.

>gem bodies are hard light projections
>white is a reflection of all light off a surface

Maybe White Diamond's gems aren't white, but a mixed palette of colors. Maybe Bismuth is a white court gem. Pearl might be as well. Mite b kewl.

And a lewd gift for you, /sug/, from a geologist. Here is an opal with jasper inclusions. Jasper deep inside opal. Just for you.

>>89647212
Wrong. Killing yourself is ignorance. The mind is made to become a superior being, not to end your existence. There is nothing to follow. Your life and opportunity must be unleashed.

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>>89647247
Technically there is no mind, there's only the collection of bacteria, cells and mitochondria that make up the body and create the illusion of self so you would avoid bodily harm consciously to ensure their survival.

Or I could be talking out my ass, Parasite Eve might be a bad source of information.

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>>89644859
because he doesn't use a good enough transformer

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When will neko Pearl and Lapis molest neko Steven?

>>89647285

Pottery.

>>89647247
>The mind is made to become a superior being

Horseshit.

Not that you shouldn't strive to be.
But to suggest it was some implicit purpose is silly.

>>89647221
Completely ruins it, just the real Jasper ruined the show while he was still alive.

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HOLY BLUE

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>>89646030

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>>89647344
Love that blue.

>>89644859
Because the only alternative for Gems would be miscegenation, so nothing is won for him.

>she said "When I served...Homeworld"
>that fucking pause
White Diamond confirmed.

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Sorry for the big delay, the thread I thought I would post it on got image capt, and then I went to sleep .

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>>89647348
I heard that Armstrong is ripped. That Armstrong is fucking shredded.

>>89647414
*Bed Mutant

>>89647380

>When I served... Emerald

>When I served... my mistress

>When I served... coffee at the intergalactic house of pancakes because I belong to a Gem rental agency

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>>89647348
Cute as fuck, the shirt is a lovely touch.
Also damn, those are some nice hands man.

>>89647403
Quality stuff.

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>>89647380
Or maybe she just doesn't like remembering when she did whatever Rose said because she was meant to.

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This is my Diamond. There aren't many like her, and this one is mine. Without my Diamond's guidance, I am useless, but she doesn't necessarily need me. I will serve my Diamond and make myself useful to her so that I will be able to approach her elegance and import, and maybe even earn her favor.

>tfw I finally watched up to That Will Be All

That was a rush.

The Amethysts and beta Jaspers were all qts I want to rumble with them

>>89647535
I bet Skinny and Carnelian would be down for whatever. Maybe they could fuse and make a regular-ish Jasper

>>89646530
I thought it did a surprising good job getting INTO place. That distortion in the beginning and end really tied it into the scene. At least that was my impression of it.

>>89644766
Dirty little snuggle quartz.

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>>89647535
When you say rumble do you mean fight or fug? Because they'd probably be down for both.

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>>89647337
It looks like a nebula in a field of stars. Your shit taste must ruin all kinds of things for you.

Fuck yourself with this amethyst and milky quartz.

>>89647586
I'm not picky.

>>89647586
I'm sad we'll never get sisterly bonding with the famethyst and Steven.

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>>89644766
But can Steven GIVE fug? Because Peridot, for instance, is a friend, and the gift of fug would be a great thing to give to a friend.

>>89647586
Just think

in this universe you would have this many chances to get with a gem after Famethydemtion.

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>>89644766

>>89646811
This would explain why Lars is such a bitch

>>89647595
Oh whoops I meant smokey quartz. Didn't see the gray in the thumbnail.

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>>89647634
I just want every gem to get redeemed and then I want to hang out with them all. Why does real life suck so much?

>>89647595
what is this? a Gem dick?

>>89647672
Because when you imagine impossible things, everything sucks by comparison.

Plus we're stuck in the ~5000th year of humanity. We haven't had time tonnage cool shit.

Seeing as how the Gems are an artificial race, I think it's safe to say that the Diamonds are the only ones with reproductive organs.

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>>89647720
And I will be the first and only human to use hers!

>>89647720
I want to worship Blue Diamond's gigantic cock

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are there ore pics like this?

>>89645990
Y6 sucking dick please.

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WTF is a 'Walla'?

>>89647799
It's a last name.