Why do comic characters get laid so much?

You wouldn't sleep with Doom, anon?

>>89634053
> was actually a Doombot

>>89634053
Because none of its readers do.

>>89634053
GIVE NEXT PAGE.

>>89634053
It wouldn't be believable if they didn't.

>>89634053
Because they are generally an asortment of
>Amazingly good looking
>Phenomenal body fitness
>Dangerous
>Powerful
>Famous

Even the ones that don't sleep around generally have people throwing themselves at them. And you can bet people think about what its like to have sex with a Superhuman.

Superman
>Strength, speed, flight (mile high club?), endurance, Handsome, Powerful, Famous

Batman
>strong, dangerous, famous (Rich and pretty experienced, though thats Bruce Wayne rather than Batman)

Wonder Woman
>>

Power Girl
>>>>

>>89634053

putting aside that it's fiction, normal people get laid regulary.

Unless you are too old/young or you live in a place with not so many people, you should at least have sex once a week with your partner or a stranger on weekends.

But I think 4chan is not a good place to take references.

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Here's an image i saw from another thread

>>89635226
>normal people get laid regulary.
;_;

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>>89634053
>I want you to bring me something. From the future time.
>I do. I bring myself.
>I want something of value.

>>89635193

Wonder Woman
>literally a goddess
>dominating
>kinky lasso if your in for some bondage
>a fucking Amazon

Power Girl
>boob window
>boob window
>boob window
>boob window

>>89635518
Yeah pretty much. I didn't think I needed to spell it out.

>>89635226
>Unless you are too old/young or you live in a place with not so many people, you should at least have sex once a week with your partner or a stranger on weekends.

Unless they're in a relationship, no one gets laid that regularly besides PUA's.

>>89634053
Pandering to their horny audience.

>>89635667

>having girlfriend
>not fucking her once a week

wait, is that kind of relationship where she fucks someone else and you are cool with it?

kek

>>89635226
>Unless you are too old
>implying retirement homes aren't just giant orgies
There's a reason that STDs are a serious problem in retirement homes.

>>89635193
This. It's like the Olympics, except all the time.

>>89635800
>Unless they're in a relationship
Read

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>>89634053
Self insertion.

>>89634053
If you were rich/powerful/handsome/beautiful you might be getting laid too.

>>89634096
The vibration function should have really given it away.

>>89634053
Because most humans who don't read comics have sex.

>>89635389
>You will never invent masturbating and spread your glorious discovery throughout the DC universe

wish fulfillment

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>tfw you will never be hate-fucked by a fanatically zealous werewolf while he spits biblical insults at you

>>89636582
>nipple
RIP Anon

>>89636193

sorry I miss that part.

anyway, PUAs ended a meme like Speed Reading,. You must have game to pull girls, but it's not a magical science that will turn you into harem monster or something.

Normal people can pull it, having game is a mix of social skills and confidence. Things that most people have. It's not hard, you go with your friends or coworkers and do it.

The problem is if you lack social skills and you have never practice your game, it won't happen.

>>89635226
>Unless you are too old/young or you live in a place with not so many people, you should at least have sex once a week with your partner or a stranger on weekends.
Yes that's the wish fulfillment we see in comics

>>89634053
the same reason characters get in fights so much

>>89636135

>wear a condom
>don't fuck slutty ones

there, it's easy anon. I agree thought that some "normal" people are filled with more STDs than a professional prostitute. But you just have to be smart where and who pick up girls.

That's a skill, the only way to get it is to training that skill.

>>89636582
Speak for yourself

>>89634053

It's too show how cool and respected the character is. They're not a complete loser see, so they can have that sex-thing non-losers have.

>>89637412
>wearing a condom when none of the women can get pregnant
MEH

>>89637757

a condom will protect your nono from getting bubu and you will end in a grave.

So Doom does lay the pipe? I always thought that he was asexual.

>>89634053

Because superhero comics are a cheesy, pulpy medium, and sex makes for good pulp.

Because superhero comics are wish fulfillment fantasies, and virtually everyone wishes to have more sex with people who look like 10/10 supermodels.

Because superhero comics are basically soap operas in that the cast, not the plot, is the main draw. This means a focus on character relationships, which generally includes sexual relationships.

Because comics are a visual medium and 10/10 supermodels have a lot of visual appeal immediately before, immediately after, or during sex.

>>89638037
he's like Dio, sex is a tool to manipulate other people. He seduced Morgana leFay so she would teach him the good shit of magic

>>89637908
Anon, they only have like 5 years left to live anyways. I doubt they care very much.

>>89635667

>PUA's.

People that make up stories on the internet on forums where others also make up stories

>>89634053
Power, fantasy and power fantasy.

>>89634053
They're better than the rest of us. That includes in bed.

>>89634090
I would sleep with doomguy

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>>89640408
You wouldn't survive anon.

>>89634053
is the chick supposed to be Morganna LeFay?

>>89640526
>implying he isn't gentle lover who would make you cum 665 times

>>89639915
And you want to spend it with an aggravating venereal disease?

To sell comics to virgins.

>>89640408
>You're huge !! That means you have a huge ass !! Rip and tear, motherfucker !!

>>89640705
Yes.

>>89636582
>yoru time

>>89634053
Because you can't have cool and popular character who doesn't fuck all the bitches.

Cool will always be associated with fucking. Why do you think most of the time when you disagree with someone they immediately say you are a virgin? Because they don't think you are cool, ergo you are a virgin.

>>89636850
nah, its just looks and not being retarded.

>>89634053
Same reason they fight all the time and never go to the toilet. The comic only shows the interesting bits of the story.

Otherwise war movies would be 99,9% about doing fuck all in some remote place between two battles.

>>89634215
this pls

>>89635226
>sex every weekend with a strangers

I almost threw up

>>89634166
Or writers.

>>89635800
>tfw me and my gf have unstable as fuck work scheldues and sometimes it gets as low as once a month

>>89636582

more

>>89634053
Doomed

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>>89635226
They've done studies on this. Most people don't fuck strangers once a week. Which makes since given the majority of the world follows religions with sex guidelines or simply don't spend that much time wooing women.

Fraid hollywood lied to you that everyone but you is fucking anon.

>>89644431

just because you don't get laid frequently doesn't mean other guys don't.

>>89643872
for you maybe...

>>89644461
Anon project if you want. If I told you even some of the crazy sex related shit I get into you wouldn't believe it.

But its a fact that you are more than able to look into. Singles aren't fucking once a week like some sex in the city marathon. More than the robots here? Sure.

Also the original question pertained to the majority of people. Its a no shit sherlock that some people exist that gets more sex than people here.

>>89636180
JLU era Watchtower, or whenever they have big gatherings must have a ton of hook ups.

>>89637412
Would STD's be a problem in the Superhero community?

Given that it seems that a good number of folks are either super-resistant to disease (Wonder Woman, Flash, Captain America) or have outright different Biology (Superman, Thor) or have access to magical/super healing abilities (Zatanna: "ON EROM XOP")

>>89644888
One of GA's fledglings had AIDS

>>89634053
Power fantasy applies to everything

>>89644914
But she had it before she was a Hero, from when she was a literal whore.

>>89644922
I mean, if she fucked someone without a healing factor it would still spread.

Because our society is obsessed with sex.

>>89638037
Only for Gypsy girls with magic powers.

>>89636255
>not becoming a supervillain with your masturbatory powers.
>"This is Batman to all Justice League members, this is a code red emergency. Dr Five Finger Handshake has appeared over Gotham in his flying Porn Palace."

>>89634053
Why do you focus so much on comic characters getting laid?

>>89634166
>>89643867
/thread

>>89636193
>what are open relationships?

>>89644888

not a good analogy but there is no AIDS in Dungeons and Dragons, and you can fuck any tavern wench you find. It's fiction, you cannot get AIDS unless there is a fictional AIDS or AIDS is part of the main plot.

>>89646043
Because we don't.

>>89643736

having no game will fuck you up. Having no money too, but mostly game. But game is not the ultimate weapon that will cure your insecurities, being poor or being ugly as fuck.

It's just one more thing in your arsenal.

>>89644573

>he thinks that getting laid once a week is a nympho thing

I am so sorry you don't get laid, man.

How important is the capacity to get laid regularly and being an eligible, sought-after romantic partner in a person's development anyway?

I thought sex wasn't supposed to be an all that important matter...? Or was that just a normie meme?

Because it makes the readers feel like we don't read stories for obsessed manchildren

Has Morgan le Fay ever been a big deal?

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>>89640408
What about Doctor Doomguy?

>>89636666
It's fine, newfag.
>He doesn't know how nudity works on /co/

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>>89646362
For some, yeah.

>>89634053
What issue is it?
The like the art.

>>89635226
>you should at least have sex once a week with your partner or a stranger on weekends.

fake numbers are fake, the amount of people that actually do that is smaller than most people think.

Specially outside the states with their stupid dick meassuring contest about anything.

>>89636582

This is some cucking shit, isn't it?

>>89646012
>Low Five and Dishonorable Discharge are at large again!

>>89644888

It would be worse. There would be super-STD's.

For example imagine fucking Wonder Woman and learn that your dick turned into a vagina, as a curse from her patron godesses?

Or fuck Superman and learn that your lady parts got some sort of super STD?

>>89646308
sex isn't important but feeling desirable is.

>>89636180
>>89644808
I think part of the reason you don't seem to see it as much is probably based around the audience, or the general "comics are for kids" idea. In reality, adrenalin, superpowers, attractive people? Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of sex happening.

>>89644888
Depends on how far down the "Reed Richards is useless" track you want to go.

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>>89634053
Because all comic chicks look like models with porn star bodies and all male characters look like models with bodybuilder bodies. Basically, they're all 10/10s, why wouldn't they fuck?

>>89635226
> sex once a week with your partner or a stranger on weekends.
>or a stranger
>every weekend

This doesn't happen, not even to "chads".

>>89640729
>Not 777

It's the holy number.

>>89634053
Because people who aren't afraid of other people get laid.

>>89634053

Realism, superpowers automatically make you chad.