It's a chilly night on a poorly-lit sidewalk as Ronnie makes his way to the late night fast foodery. A fan approaches, first with joy, then disdain. Ronnie looks down and notices his warm coat hiding the Hawaiian blouse for which he is known. Like a shy flasher, Ronnie opens the jacket lightly to give the admirer a peek at his flowery shirt. Satisfied, the fan disappears into the night.
>tfw Ronnie is putting up a front of being a sad fat for us
>us
we know it's you, ronnie. it's okay. other creators post their stuff here too.
>>89619829
Yes u got me, it is I, funnyman Ronnie Whomp here presenting my latest comic here on /co/ - the front page of the internet.
>>89619743
Is that random fan a guy or a girl?
>>89619839
LOVE YOU RONNIE!
YOU ARE THE SADDEST!
>>89619743
sometimes i want comics of the hidden text
and by sometimes i mean always
I don't know who told Ronnie we enjoy sad Ronnie. We enjoy Ronnie but would prefer happy Ronnie. Sad!
>>89620115
There's an Earth where the hidden text is the comic, and the comic is the hidden text
>>89620161
Do you think that Earth bullied Ronnie into not doing hidden text?
>>89619901
...did you just assume ž'hýR gender?
>>89619743
>The fastfood shill deceives us, he isn't even really sad!
>>89619743
My life is a lie.
>>89620161
Does it matter?
>>89619839
I do not believe you, your tone is not sufficiently sad enough. The true Ronnie will come along some other time.
haha I hate myself
>>89619839
7.5/10-ign
not enough saddnes
>>89619901
>ronnie having female fans
>>89622388
Ronnie has had more females interested in him than I have, so I guess it's not the weirdest thing
>>89622388
Ronnie is a big guy in real life, with powerful masculine arms to wrap around you, make you feel safe...
Ronnie doesn't even like moe, he's a fraud
>>89622421
yeah I bet Ronnie has had a valentines card signed with a name instead of 'just kidding'
>>89619743
He lives in South Carolina and has the body of a hibernating bear, why the hell does he need a warm coat?
>>89619839
>Ronnie claiming himself to be funny
This is not the sad, drepressing, on the edge of suicide Ronnie we all love
I like Ronnie
>>89625849
This reminds me, has Dobson done anything in recent months?