Paranatural

>I was also impressed when you jumped through my bus
What did she mean by this?

Welp. This girl vs news chick. Shipping wars go.

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>>89615287
"jump through my bus" is just a euphemism for underage sex

or, she may be referring to this incident

She's fat.

>>89615435
Aliens Be Crazy

>>89615242
Awww yeah more Black mailing

Also Fatty going to get Max good

>>89615520
She looks like the only character that hasn't hit puberty yet in the entire school. Everyone else is proportioned like a baby-adult, you know.

>>89615435
God the lineart was so expressive back then

>>89615689
The heck are you talking about?

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Is she a write-in for Zack's gf?

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>>89615242
>jealous of pic related
She's cute and weird. I like it.

What's her deal though? Is she going to ask Max to show her how to be cool and witty like him?

>>89615242
>Tell me Max, have you ever read, or seen Stephen King's Misery?

>>89615242
Is
Is she a ghost?
No one seems to notice/see her, and her design is a little weird, like she's trying to look human but can't get the details down

>>89615242
>>89617004
I'm theorizing some kind of 4th-wall breaking powers because she's kinda creepy and also I refuse to accept the weak "my character design keeps changing" joke from the previous page

>>89617503
Or yeah maybe a ghost, I could see that. If so, maybe she'd tie in with the plot thread with the ghost kid who lives at Max's house?

>>89615435
I really miss this art style. The current coat of polish comes at too high a price.

>>89618346
>ghost kid who lives at Max's house
jesus christ i'd entirely forgotten about pj
i'm going to die before the end of the school day, /co/

>>89616910
I hope not, those characters kill comics (i.e. Roxy from Homestuck)

>>89618809

Not the biggest Roxy fan, but Homestuck had far bigger problems than her.

If Zack forces this and attempts to damage my maxabell otp I'll shank him.

>>89615778
The dude has a serious hand issue. He should honestly not be drawing because he's making it worse.

>>89619146
Maxabell is never happening. It's too obvious male MC x female MC, and Zack would never allow himself to do that.

Not that this new ship would be any better since it would be Naruto/Hinata.

lmao

https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/827378079391633412

She became fat in three days. Thanks, tumblr.

>>89619146
Bellender only ship that's real anon.

>>89615242
>jump through my bus
>no period
I see your tricks, Zack

>>89615242
Shipped. Your package will arrive in 3-4 bsuiness days.

>>89618346
>>89615778
General rule of thumb. Unless you're here to shit on Zack never look at the old stuff. If you want to enjoy PNat just pretend it was never a homely up and coming story about a quirky town told through soft colouring, dense backgrounds, wordy characters and silent pages. It makes everything easier.

>>89618809
Roxy was best fucking girl, how fucking dare you. I bet you're a Cohen fan.

>>89619146
>max not being with Suzy
Nuke these threads. Make sure three hit. Two just creates more autism

>>89615394
>ywn have 2 crazy chicks trying to blackmail you into a relationship

>>89615242
THICC

>>89615242
>>89615435
She really put on some weight since then, huh.
I wonder why that is.

>the story orihime introduction arc was just being there in the background just like what she'll do forever after it anyway
I wish zack did it on purpose but that's some nice irony

>>89615394
Nah, this is the kind of girl that you can be honest with, that your fucking somebody else and are just using her for base physical needs, and she'll just sort of nod and say "okay".

>>89620304
>and she'll just sort of nod and say "okay"
Before pushing you or the other girl off a building.

>>89619236
It's also a completely shit ship, Max and Isabel work way better as friends (which is honestly how I feel about all the members of the Activity Club).

>>89615242
>adding another girl to max's harem
What did Zack mean by this?

>>89619475
What? Roxy is a fucking Mary Sue, and she continues to be one with Cohen. A lesbian one.

>>89615435
Christ this comic looked so much better back then.

>>89615435
>>89619685
It's been FIVE YEARS
AND NOT EVEN THREE DAYS IN-COMIC
I swear this will end up like prequel

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>people still arguing ships when johnnymax is already sailing at high speeds

Although I doubt Zack will do any romance with the main students, aside from Violet x Jeff maybe.

>>89615242
what was this comic about anyway?

>>89620554
Wacky highschool kids riffing off anime tropes I think.

>>89620474
More specifically, we've spent over 2 years to get from morning to lunch.

>>89620474
>In five years, only about three days have passed in the comic.
What in the actual fuck.

Faces are overdone, but Zack probably finds it fun and it's the only reason he bothers to update anymore

>>89619146
Max is going to prep the Burger for Isabel

>>89620474
My head hurts like a warehouse

>>89619266
This must be the work of an enemy spectral

>>89620474
It's 5 days in the comics already

>>89615242
Bit weird that her name hasn't been brought up yet. Maybe it's important.

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>>89620910
>Faces are overdone

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>>89621107
>name not revealed yet
>really likes science
>interested in aliens
What does it mean?

>>89621107
Thatgal Watzerface
She's having a hard time since she moved from Norway

>>89621189
Clearly she was sent here from beyond the stars to conquer the human race.

>>89619266
>Cadence @EldritchCyanide 7h7 hours ago
More
> @paranaturalzack autistic rep please please please PLEASE I LOVE HER ALREADY AUTISTIC REP

What did they mean by this?

>>89621111
I knew someone would use it, I just didn't expect it to fit this perfectly.

>>89615242
That last part.. is she going to blackmail him as well?

>>89615242
>through my bus
>no period
>Max starts sweating
what does that mean?

You're free to have your opinion but for fuck's sake. We get it. You preferred his earlier, college-era aesthetics and/or writing.

Every thread with you people.

>>89621575
>opinion
they are objectively right.

>>89621575
Honestly I don't mind his new stuff but his old pacing and attention to detail with backgrounds and stuff were better earlier.

>>89621575
If the page doesn't give people much to talk about then that's where most of the discussion goes.

>>89620421
Roxy was one of the better characters, especially after most of the beta kids turned to shit sans John and Jade who got ruined by Cohen. The Trolls are ALL shit. Every single one. The only good ones are so far back in terms of both chornology of story and literal years back in the writing that they don't count.
Of the disgusting mess that was homestuck, Roxy, John, Calliborn and Jade were the only ones who weren't competely fucked over. Dave and Rose are fucking horrible by the end of it.
>dude gay singularity lmao

>>89621575
Well it's so obvious that the comic is far worse that it would feel like we were purposely lying about it to not bring it up.

>>89621673
Homestuck wasn't worth the effort.

>>89621575
Are you saying you don't
>you're free to have you opinion
Yeah thanks for the permission you passive aggressive gutter snipe. Go shatter your wrists on some 'intense' background line art [Z/H]ack. You're not needed here.

>>89621721
No. It wasn't. Neither is PNat 2bh but they both update in serial so you eat your piecemeal serving and forget about it.

>>89621746
At least PNat is easy to and quick to read. The prose in Homestuck was fucking awful, and I suspect it was that way on purpose.

>>89615242
its lowercase to show shes super soft spoken, and mousy.

>>89615242
eyes that wide, why wouldn't she be so observant?

>>89621921
Her eyes aren't wide they are narrowed to a point so fine we can't even see her pupils.

>>89622024
She's Asian?

>>89622040
No she's alien and evil.

>>89615242
>she
I thought that was a boy.

>>89615242
>Zack pushing landwhale acceptance agenda

HACK

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>>89621111
When will we see Max's true form?

>>89622917
She is still growing, man..

The fat belly will be gone, but the fat tits will stay

>>89619266
I think the shyness and creepy stare worked better with the tiny girl honestly. Adding weight to her if anything makes her just kind of bland and cliche.

Like, you can go ahead and add a mix of body types and it's fine. But this feels like a lazy redesign done for no other reason but brownie points.

>>89621378
>This character is autistic so as a self diagnosed autistic I relate to them
Typical stupid shit

>>89619266
They don't even look like the same character.

>>89626033
Hack.

>>89624300
Agreed. Fat unpopular kid is so cliche and offensive.

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>>89619266
>tfw you like the skinny version to the point where you would waifu her but are also disgusted with the fat version to the point of hate
CLASSIC ZACK AMIRITE LOL NO AM LEFT

>>89619266

God damn it's like she ate to the size of a baby Orca.

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>>89621575
I think this post says less about us and more about how the comic has so little substance now that there's almost nothing else to discuss when the comic updates except to laud the page as yet another example of how Zack has gone off the rails

Its a hate-dom now so better get used to it my frienm

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>>89619266
why doesnt twitter allow you to save images from posts that contain multiple images or even allow you to open the images in a new tab so you can save them there

twitter CEO needs to be gassed

>People are angrier over the fact that she's fat than the fact that Zhack's introducing yet another fucking character to this already insanely contrived slow as molasses story with five million plot points that never get resolved and this one doesn't even have any defining features

>>89615242
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, hate how Zack must draw characters constantly mugging and making retarded anime overreactive expressions.

>>89627720
To be fair, this character was meant to be introduced since even before Paranatural started.

>>89627845
That's not an excuse, though. In fact it makes it even worse because he had it planned from the start and somehow after all these years he couldn't come up with a less awkward moment to introduce her.

>>89620463
I think Zack started taking psych meds or was lobotomized or something. Merely being seduced by a fat SJW negress isn't enough to explain the severe degradation in every aspect of his life.

When are we going to get an orgy of Cody x every male character

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>>89627720
desu, the only way this yet-another-detour will make me angry is if the fat-girl also tries to blackmail max. it would just be grating because as you said this shit is fucking contrived as shit and it would be annoying as fuck to have this much time and pages devoted to yet another character that wants to blackmail max

I'm really hoping and somewhat expecting the fat-girl to actually want to try and help max with his black-mail situation since that might be mildly interesting

then again
>tfw the next page isn't focused on max/fatgirl and instead cuts to Ed/Isabella/Isaac
FUCKING
SHOOT
ME

>>89627845
Not an argument. A good writer would have realized his story was getting too bloated and opted to not include her.

>>89627845
>To be fair, this character was meant to be introduced since even before Paranatural started
He waited 6 years the madman.

>>89627947
>Merely being seduced by a fat SJW negress isn't enough to explain the severe degradation in every aspect of his life.
You underestimate their power.

>>89627550
>right click images BEFORE left clicking them
>???

>>89627947
Gigi-x-Zack shippers pls, only undertale dickings now.

What's the significance of Max jumping through the bus again? Was he using his powers or something? Wouldn't Suzy in that case be a bigger problem since she runs the paper? I don't really get why Max is sweating here.

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>>89626033
>tfw Isabella's nu and old design would pass as two different characters to a non-pnat reader

>>89628737
Suzy can no longer black-mail Max since Lisa told Suzy she wouldn't sell any more secrets to the school newspaper if Suzy kept on blackmailing Max

max jumped through the bus because it was the fastest way to chase Johnny who stole his scooter

Honestly I quite like the way max's bus jumping is becoming a major plot point later in the comic, its a nice and organic way to add some drama in. too bad zack is completely stretching out the bus-jump drama to the point of madness

max is sweating because fatgirl might also want to black-mail max and Lisa doesn't have any influence over fatgirl's actions

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>>89628737
This page is almost a year old.

>>89627947
It's almost like you haven't read Homestuck.

>>89628864
>>89628873
Ah, somehow completely forgot about that, thanks.

>>89628911
That had nothing to do with SJWs, that was just Hussie losing all integrity and phoning in bullshit to print money. I think Zack still has integrity and is "working hard" from his own perspective, he just turned into a lazy SJW piece of shit and lost all his talent.

>>89627550
You can do exactly. That. And add :large to the end of its filename for the full size. Remove the :large when saving.

>>89628394
>>89629122
mmm I was thrown off since for single images you have to click on image > view image in order to get the full-sized image... or apparently this how to do it without having to add :large to the end of the filename

twitter ceo still needs to be gassed

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>>89627720
>slow as molasses story
>mfw we will never get to the Ghostbuster Parody characters he promised.

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>>89629365
>yfw we do but they're the sjwbusters version

>>89627843
But isn't overreactive expressions a cartoon thing long before anime was even a thing?

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>>89629365


mfw this >>89629713

I think Hackman's just stringing out things as long as possible for that sweet Patreon money these days.

>>89627947
I forgot you don't need to be 18 to visit this board

>>89628873
>3d ass
I thought this was a comic for kids?

>>89629122
No, add :orig for the true original size instead.

>>89628864
Oh, now I understand why people think Isabel is asian even if she is very clearly hispanic.

>>89629940
Pretty sure she's both.

>>89628737
Yes, I think the jumping through the bus plotline is very silly and I don't understand why it's such a big deal.
Also, it feels weird that it belongs to canon. The tone in the comic, and its characters, have changed so much that it looks weird now. Max is no longer the guy who does unreal acrobatics.

>>89623508
>he even has the baseball bat
Don't worry anon, I get you.

>>89618809
>Roxy killed homestuck
>Not the hiatuses
>Not the shit writing
>Not the ending or lack thereof

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>>89629940
>>89628864
>zack has gone so sjw that he has made one of the characters racial-fluid
>able to change their race depending on how they feel that day

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>haven't read pnat in months
>blast through all of 40 pages in no time at all
Hack should get an artist

>>89630328
>racial
that term is offensive

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>>89630399
i-i won't ever use that word again I swear

>>89628864
Honestly.. i'm not sure which one i prefer. I can see some improvement, but i can see so much left behind..

>>89629940
She is half chinese

>>89630629
>>89629969
>She is half chinese
Source?

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>>89630629
i feel the same
the drawing of her on the cast page is a nice mix 2bh

>>89630394
He needs a writer too.

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>>89630660
Zack's deleted comments section.

But seriously have you seen her parents.

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>>89630030
tfw the current artstyle wouldn't be able to handle the dramatic action scenes because it doesn't allow for dynamic squash and stretch.

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>>89630707
y tho

>>89620528
>johnnymax
good taste

>>89620528
>>89631538
Absolute garbage, and also problematic

>>89627947
>Merely being seduced by a fat SJW negress
You're kidding. Tell me she isn't who he's with. Pics if true. If misfortune has befallen us the least we can do is laugh at it.

>>89632133
Yes they are in fact kidding.

>>89631400
Because his comic is long rambly shit that just spirals out of control on 1000 tangents before tying up one or two of them a chapter. Because his chapters have started to majorly bloat. Because now every character is some witty genuis instead of being written well?
Basically Z/Hack has dropped objectively and substantially in quality on all sides from his shit colouring and meme faces to his marvel tier universal quip offs and fucked pacing.

>>89630660
>Source
Twitter. Half chinese (her mother), and half mexican.

>>89630705
It's like his art had a lot of room for improvement, and after some development.. it just started to become artificial; to go a way it wasn't supposed to. It's like he is forcing his art to be the way it is now; the characters are more round.

>>89632339
>It's like his art had a lot of room for improvement, and after some development.. it just started to become artificial
Blame his girlfriend. His art has been looking more and more similar to hers, and it's not a change for the better.

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>>89615435
As a bus driver this triggers me.

>>89628437
delete this

>>89629940
I thought she was pinoy

>>89632275
The thing is, who's going to tell him? He's written us off and the communities that usually kept web comics in check no longer exist. He disabled comments and has no official forum or seems to care about feedback.

>>89633581
>He disabled comments
lmao what kind of thin-skinned retard does this

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>>89633581
looking at his tweets, he certainly cares about the feedback that imply Pnat is the best thing since sliced bread :^)

iunno, I've been wanting to screencap posts, positive and negative, from these threads & dump them into a collage and send it to him. i might as well try it once just to see if he reacts at all

what's this qt's name again

>>89634298
fatty mcfats

Lisa x Violet

>>89633581
Did he seriously disable comments? What a coward.

>>89623508
This game worth playing?

>>89633790
>>89634460

He did that because people found a way tto post on future pages.

>>89634460
>>89633790
He disabled comments because disqus has a bug that lets you comment on future pages and they were just shitposting with no way to stop it.

>>89634109
He won't even look at it. He's done even acknowledging us and doesn't care about our opinions.

>>89615242
She talks in lowercase because she's autistic.

Autistic girls are cute.

>>89634109
It's been established he gets off on spiting 4chan, since he sees it as some kind of evil hivemind, instead of just unfiltered opinions. Any comment he reads in this format is going to only encourage him to go further in the opposite direction.

>>89629713
no
NO

>>89634548
>keeping a buffer on your site instead of uploading each new page the day of the update
What a fucking dumbass.

Does anybody have Zack's minicomic?

>>89634869
Buffers are great though.
Disqus is shit though

>>89634869
That's exactly what he does. Zack finished the pages and posts them immediately.

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>>89634869
>implying Zack HAS a buffer, in the cloud or otherwise
That's not what happened.

It's a stupid way that Disqus worked. The URL of comments for the next page was predictable, a simple incrementing number, and disqus had no concept of a comments page 'not existing' yet.

The whole system depended on the honor system of users not taking "first!" posting competition to the next level.

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>>89634889
>Zack's minicomic
What did he mean by this?

>>89632814
I was just reading Monsterkind... and holy shit, there were 6 confirmed gay characters in under 300 pages, and zero straight characters. Just like now we have 5 gay characters in paranatural with one chapter. It's just so clear he got that from her.

>>89632931
Parents be like, "It's your fault for not protecting the dindus!"

>>89636049
The solution here is to not have retarded fans.

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>>89631326
There was plenty of that during Hitball.

>>89636683
Yes that's such an easy solution to implement

>>89637232
You've just gotta kill 'em.

>>89636678
>"why didn't you tell them to sit down and be quiet"

Bitch I am driving a long ass vehicle, dodging idiots who think busses can stop on fucking dimes, listening to the CB, answering that six year old who always wants to ask questions, Looking for kids to pick up, aaaannnnd i told those little angel fifty times to sit down and chill out.

>>89637916
- B-but it's your job!

...unrelated, but i once manage to open the door and jump from the school bus.

>>89615242
>Why does she talk in lowercase?

I don't know but it makes me read her lines in fluttershy's ever since her first appearance on the bus.

>>89638033
While it was moving?

Oh wow, this is still going on? I dropped it during the dodgeball part.

>>89638462
Do you think things stop as soon as they exit your sight or something?

>>89638535
>Not thinking your life is the Truman show
You may not be autistic enough to post here.

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>>89638591
>you will never have dozens of people whose literal job is to find ways to make something interesting happen in your life every day

>>89615242
Do the ships need updating? Looks like now it's:

>MaxFat
>Splendabel
>Violent Flavors
>Coddlin'
>Left HandEd aka HandBurger

These are obviously endgame. I'd add an entry for Suzy and Dimitri but I first have to determine that he isn't a homo.

>>89629806
Good one, pussy.

>>89627947
>fat SJW negress
You're not even describing a real person

>That kind of weight gain at that age
She's gonna have big tits when puberty hits, confirmed.

>>89615242
I don't like her design. I hope she doesn't turn into an important character.

>>89639845
Big everything else too.

>>89634109
You'd be better off taking the best arguments here and passing them off as your own and not mentioning us

>>89634483
Yes good plot but very easy unless you play the fan update/retranslation

>>89636632
gf was a mistake

i genuinely like where the comic is going and don't mind the art style changes that much.

still miss eightfold, but flipflop is a nice trade off. his design reminds me of some of the goofier yokai in yokai watch so i'm finding it hard to hate him.

plus this now important character is actually kinda neat

>>89641149
The one thing he might actually care about and be able to work on is his dull layout.

The other things seem to be either things he does on purpose and has a different opinion of, like his pastel art shift, or things he can blame on his wrist (backgrounds/details).

How long until Zack is Mr. Spender's age now?

Two years? One?

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>>89638816
>>Coddlin'
>>Left HandEd aka HandBurger

Ambiguity with Lefty in the cast though.

>>89638198
kys

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>>89644291
It's been 6 years anon. You have to get over the salt sometime.

>>89640910
The kind of girl that can yo-yo that fast doesn't tend to (at least initially) keep a chunky frame.