RWBY/RT General #1185: Perfect bodies edition

ruby rose is a fictional character and she will never do anything to you these scenarios are pointless just like life

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Best.

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Arkos is best ship!

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>>89610298
Blake looks better.

>>89610364
~Ara ara. Hey Jaune, wanna /ss/?

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I want to give Ruby unauthorized snuggles.

>>89610298
this artist needs to work on their shading

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>>89610356
What about my scenario of Ruby having a loving relationship with Penny and CR?

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>>89610298
>Perfect bodies
>Yang's missing an arm
>Blake has four ears and isn't a futa

>>89610356

what if you posted this on the internet and then everybody called you a no fun allowed faggot and the only thing protecting you from humiliation was your anonymity and then weiss ate 16 bugs

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I want Ironwood to raw me

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Why is she so autistic?

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>>89610508
same

s a m e

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>>89610298
>No Ruby
>No Weiss
>No Neo

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>>89610462
I second this

>>89610521
Because she's a lewd slut

>>89610496
why does everyone make fun of my what ifs reference weiss eating millipedes i never said that a rude man did

>>89610298

I want to rub my face on both their abs and breasts.

>>89610521
She is Remnant's version of a hillbilly.

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>>89610508

>>89610584
>Jaune will become their healer

>>89610584
They could have pulled it off if Ruby knew how to kite.

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>>89610521
She's really not.

>>89610584
Jaune needs to stop fucking around and become the healer already

what if ruby had a show on local public access tv where she talked about weapons and took viewer calls

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>>89610521
She alright amigo, naive sure, but autistic she aint'.

>>89610508
>He will never gently fuck your ass with no lube
>He will never tell you're a big girl and that you can handle it
>He will never use his dick to make you cry
>You will never feel sexy when he compliments you

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>>89610584
>And then, suddenly, a support appears.
>"HEROES NEVER DIE!"
>"The fuck? Did you just revive four fucking people? Bitch that ain't fair."
>"I'M SORRY!"
>"Bitch you gonna get nucked"
>"DAMAGE BOOST ENGAGED."
>"OH CHRIST OH GEEZ OH GOD OH OTHER GOD OH SALEM WHAT THE HELL HER SCYTHE ACTUALLY HURTS NOW THIS IS HACKING FFFFFFFF"

You know, Pyrrha's death would have been a lot more tragic if she was the designated healer, and had just taken an arrow to the chest for Jaune.

The White Mage dying is always the saddest death.

But no. She had to go an die like a Dragoon.

>>89610728
Endgame is Ruby x wolf Faunus

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>>89610743

>>89610521
You only think she is because your view of the word 'autistic' has been warped by your time on 4chan.

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Rubes a cute

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What if your waifu had a tiny feminine dick and she felt very insecure about it?

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>>89610754

Weiss looks so delicate and easy to break.

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>>89610743
why even live

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Just posting some best Katt.

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Reminder that the finale will be disappointing and everyone's favorites will not get screen time.

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>>89610298
> abs edition
The best timeline!

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>>89610785
Indeed

>>89610844
That's their fault for choosing a bunch of nobodies as their favourites.

>>89610794
I'd tell her that futas with tiny dicks is my fetish
You ever seen those women with giant clit? That shit's hot.

>>89610708
Tank/healer dps fighter and rogue.

JNR would actually have some balance.

>>89610949
By bye

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>>89610963
>ywn give Neo the reach around while you bounce her up and down on you dick
Will this pain ever end?

What crossover with RWBY would be actually hilarious?

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>>89610995
Oops

>>89611032
Blood gulch RvB

>>89611032
>RvB

>>89610364
Pyrrha is going to Jail and get her ass kicked by Jaune sisters

>>89610632
fucking amazing Nay

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>>89610584
>Pic related replaces Jaune
How do you feel

what if everyone thought team RWBY fell apart because of the attack on beacon but yang did an interview and said it had been falling apart long before that due to political disagreements

>>89611122
shut the fuck up

>>89611121
holy shit is that a jojo reference

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>>89611149
holy fuck i think it might be

>>89611149
You must be new.

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>>89611141
what if weiss jerked you off and called you disgusting

>>89611184
what if your waifu orbits my dick

>>89610844
I'd be amazed if RNJR don't get screentime.

>>89611176
Better to be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and confirm it

>>89611068

Witch Mercy is a gift from the God of Light.

>>89610364
wasnt there a greentext about this?

>>89611303
yes it was awful

>>89611320
>yes it was awful

So you're saying it was canon?

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>>89611267
Amen

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>>89610364
Its fuckin dead kid.

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>>89611303
Yes.

What if the Nuck has the team beaten really badly and then Ruby unleashes Pyrrha's semblance on it and impales it with a metal bar?

>>89611267
>Got the Witch Mercy skin back in October and the Eidogessen skin in August
>Don't play Mercy
>Have no intention of ever playing Mercy
It's either best boys or nothing for me when playing OW

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>>89611267
>meet Ren's parents

>>89611351
It was a different layer of awful, canon-awful means it would have happened at all because Pyrrha is too beta.

this season is bad

>>89611401
good god this is horrible

>>89611384
I can't believe Jaune married Nora

>>89611440

> it wouldnt have

>>89611425
what if ruby hit your parked car with her ruby car

>>89611459
Bound to happen, what with Ren being gay and all

>>89611513
Ruby doesn't have a license, why would she have a car?

>>89611449
That's a funny way to spell hot

>>89611513
She better have some Ruby insurance

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>>89611548

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>>89611434
>Meet Jaune's parents

Wait a minute, why do they call it Remnant? What do the people of the world consider it the Remnant of?

>>89611585
delet

>>89611459
>Nora took him as a rebound after Ren had sex with Ruby.
>They aren't sure how that happened, either.

>>89611535
Well yeah, but there are other options out there. You don't HAVE to pair off within your adventuring party.

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>>89611583
Oops forgot the transparency

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>>89611428
Who are your best boys TPK?

>>89611585
Are Nora's parents Rein and Sombra?

>>89611643
Its an Anime Anon yes you do.

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>>89611585

>>89610462
need a Neon version of this meme.

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>>89611401
remove now

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>>89611585
You mean these two

>>89611653
No. Rein and Winston.

As for best boys, they're the two Aussies for obvious reasonswith Zenyatta being an honourary member.

>>89610584
>yfw Jaune becomes the tank AND the healer
Fucking clerics.
Everytime.

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What if they don't beat the Nuck

What if it one of them dies holding it off so the others escape?

>>89611753
But Morrison belongs to Gabriel, anon...

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>>89611753
Much better!

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>>89611777
>Dub 1's
>Trip 7's
>Amazing taste
Bruh
Can't wait for more junker skins

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>>89611811

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>>89611811
Good taste

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>>89611811
No, Jack belongs to Hana.

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how good schnee dust i want to buy some

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>>89611806
Fucking paladins, every time

>Am a Human Paladin in our recent D&D campaign with friends
>There's also a Hunter, two Rogues, a Mage, a Sorcerer and a Bard
>Missed the last session due to prior commitments
>We have a rule instated that if someone misses a session their character misses out on loot and experience, but goes off to do their own shit and thus can't be killed
>Learn a few days later that the rest of the party got killed because the Bard burned through all their Cure Wounds and couldn't maintain aggro in T-Rex form
>Pic very related at the end of that 5 minute rant

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>>89611753
Perfect.

>>89611811
No.

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>>89611545
this is a ruby car

>>89611855
Fuck that. I want my Junker swimming skins. At least I have Rudolph Roadhog and Junkenstein Junkrat to hold me over until then, along with Nutcracker Zen and Wujing Reinhardt

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CW2 by the end of the volume

>>89612008
>No.
it's canon and you know it

>>89611587
Yeah, I mean the answer youd get from M&K is a shit-eating grin and SPOILERS! followed by some baboon-like laughter, but it's a fair question. Unless the word Remnant arbitrarily means something different in that world, everyone living there should know why, or at least have brought up the question at some point.

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>>89612034
OH FUCK RUN!!!

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>>89612062
Pic related

>>89612008
You're right. Junkrat's better with Symmetra

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>>89612062
No. Reaper has Widowmaker

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>>89612178
>Widowmaker

>>89612175
I meant Solider is better with Zarya

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Greetings 4chan /co/ board.

Please look at this picture.
This is a picture of Pyrrha Nikos from the hit web series RWBY.
Now, you may be thinking "RWBY? What a silly name."
Well, you're right to think that. Now you're probably pronouncing it as "R W B Y", reading out all the letters one at a time. This is factually incorrect as it is not an acronym. It's pronounced like "Ruby", you'll find that out in the show.
Anywhere, where was I?
Oh right. Pyrrha Nikos.

You see, Pyrrha was killed in the volume 3 finale last year.
"But Anonymous, what does this have to do with anything? She's dead! Her character no longer matters."
Well you see, I happen to have insider knowledge that this lovely red head is going to come back to the show next volume, and be back in a body in volume 6. In addition to this, she will make a brief appearance at the Qrow will die in the next episode and no number of (you)'s will change that get rekt fagits.

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>>89612178
>Widowmaker

>>89611992
>two rogues
>mage
>d&d
Okay, how much of your story is bullshit?

>>89611811
Objectively correct.

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>>89612222
No heavy is

>>89611068
>Blood gulch RvB


>"Hey Ruby?"
>"Yes Yang?"
>"Do you ever wonder why we're here? I mean, we're only here because JNPR has a Hunter Academy and there only here because we have a Hunter Academy."
>"So?"
>"So that means if we leave then they have two Hunter Academies, in the middle of a useless canyon."

>>89610584
>4chan post
>tumblr filename

>>89612265
You mean the campaign story or my one? Because my one is 100% true, whereas the campaign story in places is a bit all over the place.

>>89612256
Who's your source?

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>>89611985
Hana has Lucio

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>>89612408
No, Hana has Junkrat as well

>>89612359
Don't you know? There's a guy who grabs screenshots and puts them into RWBY screenshots because it's funny

>>89612476
threesome?

>>89611985
>>89612408
>>89612476
Hana has her internet boyfriendos

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>All these absolute trash ships
Post real best

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>>89612497
Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner. Have a Rube

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>>89612408
I feel ya but nah. Hana likes more experienced men.

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Everyone knows the best ship is Sarge x Shotgun

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>>89612531
Fine, if you insist

>>89612571
No one has ever denied or objected that

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>>89612061
You really should learn some basic Photoshop. If you did the ears would look a whole lot better.

Here is an online version. Don't get me wrong though, it's a great concept but MS paint isn't the greatest tool to convey your message. I hope this helps.

>There are better shooops but this is free and online so it's a good start.
https://pixlr.com/editor/

>Most photoshoops function in pretty much the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaqnh-55CF7SXBDkzy-BlaN3JYMZtbD1g

Also protip, PNG is the master race of files unless your making a GIF.

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>>89612531
If you say so

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>>89612576
Come on now let's get serious here

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>>89610480
>and isn't a futa
to be fair that would make all the girls better.

All of them

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>>89612576
Wrong pic there, don't worry we all make mistakes. Just gotta learn from 'em ya know?

>>89612620
tbf I did that while hammered, and I didn't think anybody'd be aspie enough to complain about the ears not looking like real ears, but I'll take any advice I can get, so thank you.

>>89612645
>N-no homo

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Hey guys! Anybody wanna hear a joke?

>>89612740
You're not weiss!

>>89612265
I played a campaign with two rogue like characters one was an actual rogue with a prestige as an assassin. Other was a ninja.

We told the first he should go warrior as his build was shit. He couldn't actually perform the rogue functions or do anything. He tried basing it off his wow character from years ago.

Other was some sort of cat ninja was fooling around and ended up trying to do the shit the other was supposed to.

Characters don't have to be built well.

>>89612740
Sure, as long as I get to fuck you afterwards

>>89612740
Faunus Rights?

>>89612740
No

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>>89612680
This guy understands

>>89610794
I'd find a new waifu because I like my futa's to have at least 6-7 inches. Minimum.

>>89611029
>Neo will never give you a reach around while she bounces you up and down on your dick and makes an illusion of herself for you to suck off at the same time

>she will never mass illusion herself to give you a one woman gangbang, Neo style.

lrn2Neo

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>>89612753
>>89612763
>>89612764
>>89612770

Okay okay...Here it is.

What do Snickers Bars and blowjobs have in common?

>>89612819
You love them both?

>>89612819
I feel like I've heard this one before

blake

>>89612819
Everyone dies at the end!

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>>89612730
Your local PhotoshoopFriend is always happy to help, no problem anon.

One of them anyway. I think their's two of us.

>>89612819
They nut?

>>89612788
>she bounces you up and down on your dick
>she bounces you
>on your dick

someone obviously wants to fuck themselves, according to Freud.

>>89612778
>ywn have RWBY, NP, Penny, or any of the vol. 3 waifus send you dick pics in the middle of class to distract you

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>>89612833
>>89612835
>>89612846

I give them both out for free on Halloween.

>>89612868
IT'S

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>>89612845
Barbed catdick.

Wait, this is that first thing that comes to your mind test right?

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>>89612641
That's a yummy Weiss

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>>89612845
Delet

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>>89612897

>>89612855
I do a bit, but busy with college.

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>>89612897

>>89612897
as expected of yang!

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>>89612845
Pet

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>>89612906
>tfw I know exactly where this picture was taken

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>>89612897

Umm...Hi.
I have a joke too...You know...If anyone wants to hear it.

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>>89612974
Looks like a cool water park desu. I love me some waterslides.

>>89610584

There are no healers in Remnant.

>>89613015
SURE

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>>89613015
Equality?

>>89613030
It's the Kalahari Resort in the Wisconsin Dells.

It's actually pretty nice.

>>89613015
...Fine.

>>89613015
Ok

>>89613015
I WANT TO KISS YOU

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>>89613038
>>89613046

*Ahem*
Okay.

What's the difference between me, and your erection?

>>89613050
Schweeet

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>>89613015
Is it about how you always consistently abandon your friends and loved ones without an explanation?

>>89613067
I want an erection.

>>89613067

One of them is in my crotch right now?

Protip it's not you

>>89613067
You're not in my mouth?

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>>89613104
>>89613110

Your erection will still be there when you wake up in the morning.

>>89613030
How you enjoying the season so far?

>>89613133
Bitch

>>89612938
Well good luck with what every they're teaching you anon.

>>89613133
Implying I'd want to be anywhere near worst cat.

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Hey dirtbags, wanna hear a joke?

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>>89613133
Why must you hurt me, Blake?

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>>89613155
It's been decent, but pretty slow. It definitely feels like "New" RWBY that plays differently from previous seasons. Less action, more character. I just wish it was less "ok". I like the highs, but I've never really been excited.

Lots of qts at least

>>89613202
Oh god. Will I regret this?

>>89613223
A much better review than I was expecting, honestly.

And of course you go for the MILF...

>>89613202
o-ok

>>89613202
Now this is the only joke worth hearing

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>>89613242
>>89613259

Probably

What's the difference between a No good Blue and a Dirty Faunus?

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>>89613133
i thought I taught you better blake

>>89613202
Has long as it about those dirty blues.

>>89613291
Nothing

What if Ruby yelled this during sex
https://youtu.be/Q-4Md_scX4Q

>>89613307
It didn't take when Weiss taught her, or when Yang taught her, why would it take when Sun taught her?

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>>89613247
Eh, I've never been too critical of RWBY. It's something to watch. I like the aesthetic and the world, but it feels like it's lost a little spark.

>And of course you go for the MILF...
Ayy. There's plenty of material

>>89613291
They're both.......not red?

>>89613291
they're both better than Griff?

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>>89613351
sun was shirtless. if weiss wants to teach her a lesson she's gonna have to lose the top

>>89613291
The blues are easier to see?

>>89613347
it would be cute and I would say it with her

>>89613351
I figured she'd listen to a penis

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>>89612778
>posting that image
>without the penis

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>>89613390
>>89613373
>>89613369
>>89613337
A second shotgun shell and one liner.

>>89613223
>Kali
>First Mate
>Waitress
>An Ren R.I.P ;_;
>Short hair Cinder

Muh dick can't handle them all

>>89613402
It's infinitely better this way.

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What are the average IQ statistics of Faunus populations and how do they compare with those of humans?

>>89613347
I'd yell Ura back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Ht5WWMNpU

>>89612740
I've already watched your life Yang.

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>>89613427
First mate? Refresh my memory. Or post all them fine older ladies you got

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>>89613530
This qt patootie right here.

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>>89613133
200% DELET

>>89613548
Aaah nice. Didn't necessarily think of her and the waitress as old, but they cute

>>89613347
Tell her to give her life for atlas
https://youtu.be/DGcV-7EGF5U

>>89613358
I generally agree, but this is the first season I really didn't like. There's usually something gripping in a volume, but the Ren flashback was pretty much it for me.

...And the stuff at the Legion of Doom headquarters. I like that.

>>89613347

Oral sex

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>>89613583
The waitress was indeed also awesome.

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>>89613628
Illia was also cute despite her pro-adam leanings.

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>>89613610
Same, pretty much. I've heard of slow burn, but this is like just barely even simmering.

>>89613644
I did like Ilia too. Dem frecks

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What if May asked for you to join in her crusade to retake Constantinople for the glory of the Byzantine Empire?

>>89613644
>>89613672

Who fight her eventually? Blake or Sun?

>>89613706
Sun obviously
While Blake fights Adam

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>>89613133

Oh dear...It seems my little girl told a joke that didn't sit very well with the men in her life...

Okay. Allow me to make up for it.

*Clears throat*

What do I have in common with a Chuck.E.Cheese?

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>>89613706
She had a brief chase/tussle with Sun and Blake which ended up with Sun trying to pin her with his semblance, but then she zapped his ass with her stun whip. Knocked him out cold in one hit.

>>89613730
You created a multiu-million dollar entertainment empire that was later sold to create cell phone ringtone technology?

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>>89613644
You need more appreciation for bad guys.

>>89613706
She comes back to the good guys thanks to Blake.

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>>89613706
Probably both since Blake might finally stop the emo lone wolf thing.

>>89613736
I know. Asking who you think will fight her on their next encounter.

What are your favorite background scores?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBqsopGFtXE&t=32s

>>89613706
Sun definitely, though Blake might help too

>>89613769
Ah sorry, mis read the tense there. For rematch potential I'd say sun, just because I'm sure he'd like a chance to do what he did to that IDGO girl to Illya.

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>>89613770
Qrow vs. Winter. It's a mirrored Mirror Mirror!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8YgfQPZP5E

>>89613730
Your mastery over creepy robots?

>>89613730
Both will be destroyed in the next great war?

>>89613730
Kids like to come in you both?

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>>89613750
>You created a multiu-million dollar entertainment empire that was later sold to create cell phone ringtone technology?

No silly!

We can both be rented out for parties, and our ballpits are deeper than they look.

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>>89613730
Tell me!

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>>89612897

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>>89613752
But there is such variety amongst the good!

>>89613730
You don't supervise your children?

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>>89613902
bruh

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I can't believe I hadn't noticed until now, but Kali only has one sleeve. Why?

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>>89613701
>retake Constantinople

>>89613931

Because her older daughter only has one sleeve atm.

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>>89613861
Yeah but what about the pizza?

>>89613931
>275x183
feed yourself to grimm

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I'm going to get some dipping sauce. Don't let Team RWBY touch my sliders.

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Would you guys watch a Anthony Bourdain style of show but hosted by Geoff and Gus

>>89613931
Because it's cool, duh.

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>>89613981
Hey guys free burgers!!!

>>89613730
Your ball pit is dirty?
Your rules are loose?
You have a lot of balls in you?
The prizes suck?
You suck?

>>89610356
Eat arby's

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ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY BE SILENT IMMEDIATELY.
CINDER IS GOING TO TELL A JOKE NOW!

You will all listen to the joke, and laugh at the appropriate time. Understood?

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>>89614010
NO! These are anons sliders, stay away.

>>89614026
Ok

>>89614026
go on

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A character from the show appears as a guest on The Eric Andre Show. Which character is iit and what happens?

>>89613984
>Geoff and Gus go to France
>Geoff is already drunk
>Gus is wanted for stealing cheese

>>89613984
Yes, they're both incredibly good cooks from what I hear

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>>89614026
Even Neo can do better jokes than her

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>>89614048
>>89614054

Ugh....Ack...*Gurggle*...mu...*weeze*...?

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>>89614026
Why doesn't Cinder tell it herself? She doesn't have stage fright does she?

>>89614094
uh
who's there?

>>89614094
God damn it Cinder drink some water

>>89614094
42?

>>89614094
Go on?

>>89614098
God I need more Watts in my life

>>89613931
>yellow eyes
>black hair
>one long sleeve one one arm
>black glove on the other arm
>oriental looking dress
Really makes you think.

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>>89614113
>>89614121
>>89614122
>>89614124

My...*dying noises*....M...Pyrrha!

>>89614026
ok.

She will never love you Emerald.

>>89614098
So is it going to be revealed in the stinger that Watts is the headmaster that Ozpin was friends with?

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>>89613701
Desu Volt!

To be fair though, Constantinople would have never fallen if prince Alexis, Venice, the Pope and his Crusaders didn't start a cluster fuck of autistic rage in the first place. Also they might have actually had a chance in Jerusalem too if half their population wasn't lost to the Fourth Crusade.

>>89614160
You're hilarious cinder!

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>>89614160
OH, I get it!
That's funny!

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>>89614160

HAHA. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Wasn't she great everyone? *Sniff*...Wasn't...Wasn't she just so brave and b-beau...Be..Funny up there on stage? *Sniff*

>>89614160
To be fair, Pyrrha dying is a joke I can get behind.

It still makes me smile.

>>89614073
>today in France the self proclaimed cheese master is wanted for 20 accounts of cheese theft.
>his accomplice was found in wine basement cursing a British man

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>>89614227
That was pathetic. Didn't you want to be powerfull? Stop holding back!

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>>89614227

Excuse me. But I do believe it's Ruby's turn.

What's the difference between Cinder Fall's skin, and extra crispy bacon?

Nothing.

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Welp, my concern level is officially almost.

>>89614321
He'll be fiiine

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Salutations, Anons! Might I be allowed to present you all with a joke?

>>89614291
heh

>>89614349
Can't be worse than Cinder's offering...

>>89614349
Sure, go for it penny!

>>89614321
>his fucking finger is clipping through the trigger

If this isn't fixed by the time the episode comes out, i'ma be salty as fuck.

>>89614321
I predict Jaune is going to carry Qrow away so the bad luck magnet will only effect him.

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>>89614359
>>89614384
What is the difference between an egg and a Beowolf?

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>>89614349
I don't see why not.

>>89614384
t-take that back!

>>89614424
What?

>>89614424
One offers a delicious breakfast?

>>89614424
I don't know, what is the difference between an egg and a beowolf?

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>>89614438
>>89614458
>>89614470
Well! I guess I am never sending you out for a carton of eggs!

>>89614424
Weiss wouldn't put an egg in her vagina?

>>89614424

One is for eating and one will eat you?

>>89614321
>>89614330
He'll most certainly be fine since it's been confirmed that he'll be around during volume 5, his emotional status however might not be so well since Nora will at the least be very hurt during the fight, maybe.

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>>89614321
Why is he mad /RWBYg/ also why is Ruby concern?

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>>89614489
Ha!

>>89614489
I'm glad you were ripped to pieces.

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>>89614492
>>89614521
Those are terrible things to say...

>>89614513
maybe like

ren told them to stay back

and ruby is listening this time because the last time she went in she ended up getting her uncle stung

and jaune wants to be a hero so he gets pissy about it

>>89614489
Heh good one Penny

>>89614513
Where is this image from?

>>89614513
>Why is he mad /RWBYg/ also why is Ruby concern?

Ruby is concerned because Jaune is finally losing it over Pyrrha, the brave front he's been putting up for all these months finally cracking as he rips and tears Nuck to pieces.

>>89614559
No clue Picked it up from last thread

>>89614513
He's pissed because WRISTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT WAY YOU ANIMATION CLODS REEEEEEE.

>>89614563
>Jaune goes full Tyrian
Would explain why he had found him interesting.

>>89614513
He's mad because his neck is so cold