> show is literally full of well-realized, badass female/non-binary

>>89594857
You're a bigot and you don't even know it. Screw your critical theory bullshit.

>>89594857
>WAAAAH WHY ISN'T /co/ A HIVEMIND/ECHO CHAMBER

Post tits or GTFO

>>89594857
and back to Tumblr with you

>>89594857
>i actually really like greg as a character but people who claim he's best character out of a cast like SU's are just proving the uncomfortable point that the only characters we care for are straight white guys. try living outside the box a little /co/


Except the best characters are him and Pearl you absolute retard. They have had the most fleshing out of all the characters on the show. This is a fact.

>>89594902
> screw critical theory
Yeah it would suck to have to think critically about something wouldn't it

>>89594963
A phrase that's lost all meaning from overuse. Why is 4chan so obsessed with Tumblr-senpai it seems unhealthy desu

>>89594857
>people who claim he's best character
I don't watch the show or follow threads but even I see enough people here who love all the other characters, plenty of whom are female, to know that you're either full of shit or baiting.

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This thread seems sincere but for my own sanity I'm just going to pretend it isn't.

>>89595007
Fair. But all the other characters are also torn into and/or fetishized just as regularly as they're appreciated, while Greg receives almost unanimous praise. And plenty of people do claim he's the best character which is baffling

>>89594987
except that's not what critical theory is. I wouldn't expect a marxist to be truthful though. Now run on back to your black bloc. I'm sure there are some fires you need to be starting.

>>89595035
Again, I know next to nothing about the show, so I don't know anything about his character, but it's entirely possible that people here do indeed frequently call him their favorite character because they relate to him the most. That doesn't mean they're closed-minded, or are unable to appreciate the other characters.

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>>89594857
"Oh, here we go again! Here's your (You). You're such a brave little snowflake. But all snowflakes melt, turn to water, and eventually end up in the ocean, forgetting that they were once part of a proud snowflake family. Turn your back on all that, just to impress your new hippie friends. Just don't expect me to stay here to watch it."

>>89594857

They've allowed the general back from /trash/ to serve as your containment board. Please push your agenda there.

>>89593351

>>89594987

> Tumblr-senpai

Senpai? Nigger 4chan was old when Tumblr was new. That bitch is a kohai. Get your weeaboo shit right.

>>89594857
I'm still trying to mean who you are talking about when it comes to non-binary.
Like how all the gems seem female so they're singular?

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>ben on the /sug/ all day and night and mentions of greg happen maybe once per thread.

1/10 troll made me reply

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Disregard faggots. Post Greg.

>>89594857
Because while they are a race of strong empowered womyn who dont need no man, they are still colossal fuck ups when it comes to raising steven into a normal, functional adult.

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>>89596082
Legit why is Greg so hot?
I find him hot young and old I dont even know why I find him so sexy.

>>89594857
Well see, some of us just like characters without putting a socio-political agenda into our own goddamn feelings you fucking absolute weird cunt.

Do you know what that is, you mong? Feeling? Liking people and things? Not somehow making yourself feel only when your articulated thoughts agree with the feeling?

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>>89594857

>>89594857
Greg is a relatable dude, a caring father... He screws up from time to time but he always fixes his mistakes... And he's very supportive of his son while the gems lack in that department
I like most of the characters in SU and Greg is no exception

>>89594857
I'm living outside that box because i don't watch your shit cartoon for five year olds
Fuck you OP

Greg is the father we wish we had, or want to be.

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>>89594857
BACK
TO
TUMBLR

Do you think Pink Diamond was given a warrior's death, or do you think Rose ambushed her and killed her without honor?

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BELIEVE IN

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>>89594857
>i actually really like greg as a character but people who claim he's best character out of a cast like SU's are just proving the uncomfortable point that the only characters we care for are straight white guys. try living outside the box a little /co/

"My favorite character is Greg too!!!" - Rebecca Sugar, creator of Steven Universe
>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw2d66/

>>89594857
>the current year
>discriminating based off of race
Disgusting

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>>89594857
Sounds like you've got a sickness

And the only prescription

Is Greg's murdercock

>>89595035
Greg is literally called murdercock. He exists on /co/ as sex murderer whose purpose is to kill xenos with his dick.

>>89594857
Dude, if we got into the box, we wouldn't be here.

>>89594857
>>>/pol/

>>89599303
Would the Imperium see Greg as a hero or heretic for killing so many xenos with his murdercock?

>>89594857
The best part is that Greg is Rebecca favorite character and the voice actor love him as well and one of them ship him with Pearl

>>89595519
The world was young, the mountains green,
No stain yet on the Moon was seen,
No words were laid on stream or stone
When old Moot woke and walked alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iScUZ75bW94

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>>89594857
>non-binary

Is his dong mighty enough to put down a diamond, though?

>>89595035
Well that's just cause most posters here like girls. Look around other circles and you'll find some fetish stuff with Greg too.

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>>89594857
/co/umblr in action.

Neck yourself. Greg is the best character in Steven Universe. End of.

>>89600455
Well it killed rose, and rose killed pink diamond, therefore, the murdercock can overpower a diamond with relative ease

>>89594857
Tumblr fuck off.

>>89594857
Just saw one episode with my son
how kids can watch this abomination?
This is literally gay propaganda , why the fuck this air on a kids channel?
Gonna block CN from my tv channel list.

>>89594857
You can't just tell someone they're a bigot because you don't like their choice of a FAVORITE CHARACTER. I love Carl from ATHF the most, doesn't make me racist against blacks and jews, nor homophobic towards mentally retarded gays.

>>89595615
Hell, if anything, Garnet is literally binary since she's a Fusion.

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>>89595615
Stevonnie would be nonbinary, but I think they're the only one.

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>>89601677
We call them traps here.

>Non-binary

It actually makes sense since they're aliens.

>>89594857
Greg is alright 'cuz he cucks a lesbian so HARD, she turns into a bad ripoff match up of two female leds of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

>>89594857

>straight white guys
>straight

Considering being abducted by aliens into a utopian like pairing society and then being rescued by his son, his mother's ex-lover and a horde of multicoloured rocks with breasts was only his third wildest weekend, he's probably done something at least slightly hedonistic.

Also, it's almost like you don't browse the threads. Everyone's favourite character is always Lapis or Poil or another gem and whoever they want them to fuse with. Greg just hasn't done anything controversial since season 1, so he's well liked.

>>89594857
SU has a pretty crap cast of characters, ironically Greg is the gem amongst them.

>>89601677
Smoky Quartz + other potential Steven fusions also count then.

https://youtu.be/dgsf84heH4g
Sketch

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>>89594857
>i actually really like greg as a character but people who claim he's best character out of a cast like SU's are just proving the uncomfortable point that the only characters we care for are straight white guys.

That's not why he's the best.

He's the best because TOM SCHARPLING, you munch!

>>89594857
That's a big bait.

>>89596414
5 year olds wouldn't get much out of it. It's more for 12 year old girls who are still into princesses but are too clever for the standard disney fare.

>>89601490
You're just sore because you're a gay man and you aren't being represented.

What makes Greg a great character

>>89601717
I'm pretty sure Stevonnie ain't packin, but it's not like that will ever be confirmed or denied.

>>89603136
He's a decent, earnest guy and not a mentally ill space rock.

>>89602021
There's this faggot on YouTube who drew the same comparison. Rantasmo I think his name was. Surprisingly level headed for an SJW ally ;)

>>89594857
among the superheroes the most interesting character is always the one without powers

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>>89594857
>NEW REVIEW

>>89603193
this is true, not even just among superheroes

Take for instance Sokka, from ATLA

Or Rock Lee, from Naruto

>>89594857
>Show has great character
>We shouldnt like him because he's a he
See, this is when people should say shit like "Go back to tumblr", not when somebody disagrees with "saving someones life means they are obliged to have sex with you."

>>89603136
people like that even though he's just a normal guy, he still manages to give Steven advice and support him.

Greg isn't the usual bumbling idiot like other cartoon dad's are. He just doesn't know a lot about Gem information like the CGs do. but still he tries his best to be useful

>>89594857
But Greg is unironically the best character. He still has flaws but try to overcome them, acts well behaved towards everyone... If you wanted a friend from SU, you'd want Greg

>>89603637
>Greg isn't the usual bumbling idiot like other cartoon dad's are.
Hasn't that become such a dusty stereotype that more things are ditching it? The dad in Rick & Morty is a shit but for more complex reasons than just "lol dumb".

>>89595035
Well, who do you think is the best character
>inb4 lapis