Why is armrest such a terrible person?

>>89580545
She is not though...

>>89580545
its not a person its a thing from space that was made on Earth

>>89580545
Chubbies are often like her: ill-tempered, bad-mouthed, nosy and rude.

>>89580711
and than go and complain about how all the good guys are taken

She's purple.

>>89580545
Didn't she emotionally abuse Greg by taking the form of Rose and then her way of apologizing was cleaning the garage?

Not my favorite gem, but may be the one I most relate to.

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>>89580545
She's the worst gem but holy shit I want to crush that purple puss.

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>>89580545
She bathes in self-hatred

>Believes she was a mistake because she came out wrong, she was suppose to be bigger and tougher
>can't actually fight for shit, going solo only means a higher chance of poofing
>get's poofed more then the other crystal gems therefore reinforcing her belief that she's a mistake
>The closet thing to a "mom" is dead, the first to truly accept her, possibly the only one besides Steven, is dead


Her mere existence is pain and suffering

She's honestly my favorite.

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>>89580545
Everyone looks terrible compared to best gem.

>>89580545
She's not as bad as Marbles or Jake

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>>89580877
yeah yeah, /co/ hates her because she reminds them of themselves, blah balh, whatever, got it

>>89580802
Yep, that was fucked up and I would never let her forget that.

>>89581118
But that's not what i said

>>89581114
Well yeah, but you have to be pretty bad to be worse than a complete deadbeat like Jake.

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>>89580545
Pearl "The Rapist" is far worse.

>>89581543
Or an apocalyptic sister like Marbles

Her pig lips trigger me.

>>89580802
>>89581124
"emotional abuse" - it was just her lashing out in a disproportionate way because she's immature and it's in character for Greg to let it go for that reason

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>>89580545
Why does she have 3 mouths?

hey remember when pearl almost murdered a baby

>>89580545
>armrest
What did he mean by this?

>>89581724
She's like 100 years old. How can she be immature?

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>>89580802
As if other characters in the show haven't done worse

People keep holding this one thing over amy's head and its getting ridiculous

>>89580802
>>89581124
>>89581724
>>89582642
the best part of this was that she was coming on to him, and their exchange can be interpreted to imply that he had previously succumbed to her advances while shapeshifted into rose.

>>89582465
https://youtu.be/XKpQ_FwoPAU?t=65

>>89580877
Don't forget the fact that her birth caused irreversible damage to the planet she calls her home and the other CG look down on her method of creation.

>>89582070
DSL, my friend

>>89580545
Not as bad as Ronaldo.

Or Lars.

Or Sadie when she's thinking about Lars.

>>89580545
Pearl is far worse

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>>89584483
lewd

>>89584436
I forget what episode it was but I remember telling greg in front of everyone that whatever relationship that Greg had with Rose was just a phase that didnt mean anything and no one seemed disturbed or challeged what she said. That was really fucking shitty.

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>>89580877
I never watched this show what does poofing mean?

>>89585679
crapping oneself.

>>89585340
It's implied Rose had taken many lovers in the past and got over them. It makes sense that she'd expect the same of Greg.

>>89583928
The worst thing about Lars is that we've had literally more than 5 episodes about how shitty he is.
They're all exactly the same
>Lars can't be that bad
>Lars is in fact that bad
>Steven shrugs and Lars doesn't change
Every fucking Lars episode

What's the point?

>>89585805
implied nothing, Rose outright admits it later in the same episode

>>89585679
Their bodies get kill and retract into their gem until they reform.

>>89582642
She's immature compared to the other gems. Pearl and Garnet are over 5000 years old. She's just a babe compared to the other crystal gems. Peridot is fairly young too(though currently unknown how old I believe) and she can be pretty immature too.

>>89585881
I don't usually use this word, but is Pearl literally the biggest cuck in /co/?

>>89585931
Yes
>unrequited love with best friend/leader/messiah for thousands of years
>that person meets a human and decides to kill herself for him despite only knowing him for a minuscule fraction of how long Pearl knew her

>>89585918
Gems are "born" fully mature though
They're like what they are forever

That's why Rose was so fascinated with humans and why she became Steven

>>89580545
Take that back you cad.

>>89580545

Because she morphed into Rose in order to traumatize Greg. That's it, that's the reason and you all know it.

>>89585679
Gems are hard light constructs. When something disrupts this construct (ie. 6 ft. of rebar through the chest) they stop projecting and regenerate in their gem.

>>89585931
No. She'd actually have to have been romantically involved with Rose to be cuckolded. Pearl is beta. Pearl is so beta she's Omega with a capital O. She friendzoned herself for five millennia.

>>89586689
she gets fused with all the time.

>>89580711
Don't forget salty and aggressive toward other, superior and better looking females.

>>89580877
>>89583370
Yeah it's got to really fuck her up knowing the entire reason for her fighting is to combat the very thing that caused her to exist. Her job is literally to prevent anymore of herself from existing.

Nothing will ever be able to undo that. Being Amethyst is eternal suffering.

>>89580545

Are you paying Jello a royalty for the use of his goofs?

Because if you aren't I am obligated to report you to the internet police...

>>89580545
She's the only chill one in the group. Pearl is a snobby anal control freak and the other one, Blackie or whatever her name is just stands there and doesn't say anything most of the time.

>>89580545
CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO

>>89580711
You forgot smelly, unkempt, disorganized, and too god damn squeaky

>Are you
>*ear rupturing shriek*EERIOUS??

>>89580545
She's meant to be a supersoldier, but she came out a manlet. She never had actual wars and military superiors to direct her inherently degenerate behavior towards, but instead had "everything's all cool, baby, we gotta accept everything" and Pearl's beta ass to raise her from the day she crawled out. On top of that, Steven likes slobbing with her, so she has an excuse now

>>89585340
>and no one seemed disturbed or challeged what she said.
Why would they? They only knew Greg for a few weeks, while they've fought alongside Pearl for hundreds of years. Thousands in Garnet's case. She's deadened to most of Pearl's shit by now.

>>89580545
It's not a person. It's a sentient polymorphic mineral.

>>89584483
>>89580867
Not that this is official art of a storyboarder, so don't permaban or or something

>>89580802
Daily reminder Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.

Isn't there also the fact that she constantly was the one putting strain on her relationship with Pearl and Garnet, despite both trying to work with her?

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>>89593007
MOOOOODS!