Welcome to BatBurger. Can I take your order?

>>89576540
Can I have an application?

I have my own Batgirl costume and everything.

>>89576540
why is there a wonder woman at this batestablishment?

>>89576540
>Not a Goodburger reference.

You had one job!

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>>89576540
>KGBLT

>>89576540
Why is that girl dressed as onder woman in a batman themed slop shop?

>>89576540
I'll have an Ivy Salad. Could you toss it please?

>>89576540
A ton of people was killed by the people who this establishment named this meals after, you know?

I'll take a batburger deluxe oversized, the jokerized jalapeño-cheese fries, an order of night-wings extra-hot, and a diet coke with no ice.

>>89576540
The Batburger was where my parents died.

Swearing revenge, I donned the mantle of THE BURGERMAN!

>>89576540
Give me some Night-Wings and a Bat Burger.

>Spite
>Choke
>Sunpist
>Zabt

>>89576540
I'll have a side order of nachos.

>>89576540
Most of those puns are shit but KGBLT is fucking great.

>>89576863
>KGBLT
Can someone explain what this means?

>>89576540
It'd be great if Condiment King tried to rob this place.

wtf is a kgblt?

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>>89576540
tell me Batman's secret identity

>>89576914
It's a BLT that breaks your fingers for giving away Communist secrets.

>>89576540

>It's a James Huberty/Paul Dennis Reid team-up issue

>>89576905
>>89576914
How are you this casual on /co/?

>>89576970
maybe I'm not a fucking native speaker and this makes 0 sense to me? Huh? How about I make a joke about Lavenderman, would you like that?

>>89576747
She is part of the batharem

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>>89576540
>Croque monsieur at a fast food joint

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>>89576905
>>89576914
>there are people on this very comicbook and cartoons board who dont know who KGBeast is

>>89576993
See >>89577006
Its not that hard. KGBeast. KGBLT.

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>Comes to America to serve his country
>Get his ass kicked by several heroes
>USSR ends
>Deathstroke keep stealing all his clients
>Becomes henchman to a bunch of buffons in costumes in order to survive
>Stupid capitalist fast food use his name for a shitty pun
>This is his legacy

Being Beast is suffering

Night wings and KGBLT are good ones

>>89577079
>gets killed in the SS cartoon
>is a blink and you miss it cameo in BvS
Beast is true suffering

I'll have the dead parents special.

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>>89576705
>>89576747

It's probably meant as an homage to this.

>>89577216
That comes with a free Cuppa'Joe Chill.

>>89577259
>not cup of Chilled Joe

>>89576905
Well anon, this is a reference to KGBeast. A former Russian Operative who was in the KGB, an acronym for a russian espionage and secret police style organization what existed during the cold war. KGBLT is a BLT themed for Russian Badass KGBeast.

>>89576914
kale, Gouda, bacon, lettuce, tomato burger

>>89577216
>Batburger has a special promotion where you get half off your meal if both your parents are dead.
Bring proof of death. Limit one per orphaned child. Void where prohibited.

>>89576540
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>89576995
croque monsieurs was always fast food, even in france.

>>89576540
Is your drink selection Zesti or Soder products?

Hmm...nah, just give me a large blue raspberry Mr. Freezee.

better get some Robin nuggets, those things never stay long on the menue

>>89576540
So who own the rights for Batman name to be use like this?

>all those villains name
>using Ivy's name to sell salad
This is a scam like that Joker casino episode, right?

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fuck off with that shit OP. superior fictional fast food joint coming through

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SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT SLAW

>>89577379
And they changed the recipe what...like 5 times.

>>89576540
One meme please

>>89577466
You have your slaw, sir!

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>>89576540
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Don't forget your dipping sauces or coatings for your Night-wings

Firefly Habanero
Sweet Chili Bane
...I can't think of anything good for Buffalo, BBQ, and Honey BBQ...

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>>89576540
20 Night-wings please.
Also do you have the nightwing toy? My, uh, nephew wants it.

>>89576540
Yeah, can I get some Azrael Rings and a Clayface Shake.

>>89577581

What a perv

>>89576939
>>89577006

....what's a BLT???

>>89577493
Well I mean after they tried to change it up the 2nd recipe wasn't liked much and neither was the 4th. People who liked the 3rd recipe complained about the 5th recipe being too bitter or salty while the people who liked the 5th complained about the 3rd being bland.

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>>89577715
Google that shit nigga

>>89577548
lol

>>89577650
Help, I'm being oppressed.

>>89576540
Mark doesn't get paid enough to deal with bullshit that Bruce is throwing at him. Fucking upperclass snob.

>>89577715
Bacon, lettuce, Tomato

>>89577581

I dont get the joke here???????

>>89577840
I like how Duke was just like Bruce chill.

He's really grown on me. I dig laid back normal guy Robin.

>>89577869
>Implying outside of Wayne Ent and the suit Tim isn't still a huge fanboy.

>>89577882
I hope to god he's not robin, make him lark or something.

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>>89576540
Question! Is the Riddle-Me-Fish fried in a separate fryer from your chicken? It's almost Lent.

>>89577308
Now I get it.

Thanks, dude.

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>>89577548

I'll take a BBQ bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.

>>89577715
Broccoli, Lettuce, and Tomato

>>89576540
Wait...Bruce basically copyrighted Batman when he founded Batman Inc...does this mean that Bat Burger is a product or franchise of Wayne Industries or its Subsidiaries?

>>89578322
Maybe it was founded before the copyright was issued, so gets a by possibly on some rule not to expand further or something. Maybe they get away with it because they are using the old logo which he never uses anymore.

Maybe the writer has forgot that whole Batman Inc thing's specifics.

Also doesn't the Wayne family owning the copyright for Batman give a giant hint as to who he could be?

>>89578427
The Waynes own everything.

Wait are you actually trying to imply Bruce Wayne is Batman? That is hilarious.

>>89578648
What if Bruce Wayne owns Batman, uses him as a private bodyguard to protect his business stakes across Gotham. Probably owns the whole Justice League. The whole crime fighting thing is a con to get good publicity for beating up Lex Luthor and other business threats.

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>>89576540
I'd like five Batburger Deluxe Oversized meals, with extra cheese, no veggies, extra ketchup and mayo, and a Diet Bat-Cola, please. Speed Force Burgers has been getting my order wrong and being way too slow lately.

>>89577715
A sandwich whose filling consists of bacon strips, lettuce, and tomato slices. It's generally served on slices of toast, and with mayonnaise as the only condiment.

>>89578648
But he is.

>>89578782
>Implying

You ever heard of the secret society of St Dumas? THEY create Batmen. Batman hasn't been one guy in years.

>>89578427
Bruce gave a big speech at the top of Batman Inc revealing that he sought Batman out shortly after he started and began funding him and providing him equipment and the like, then declared that the fight goes global with the founding of Batman Inc...then he went onto popular online places and acted like a troll to start spreading different misinformation about Batman's identity. Including that its obvious that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

Is it just me or is KGBeast getting a shit ton of attention since last year

>>89576540
Do you think you could get away with a fast-food place that named its meals after famous criminals and serial killers IRL?

>>89579299
Welcome to Zodiac Burger

>>89578897
I don't know if Wayne himself is specifically Batman, but I've been saying he's the money behind the Bat years before he came out and said it, and even if he's not personally the Batman, I think he helped start the project. It's the only possibility that makes sense to me.

Wayne's the only guy in Gotham rich enough and invested enough in the welfare of the city (including the specific motivation of what Chill did to his parents) to be Batman.

In between the death of his parents and his homecoming, he was globe-trotting (man's got a paper trail, you know), and according to my sources, he's been seen in the company of detectives, thieves, assassins, martial artists, and stage magicians the world over. If it isn't Wayne himself as the Bat (given his build and frequent "accidents", I'm inclined to think that it could indeed be him, at least part-time), it's got to be at least one of those people now working for him.

>>89579299
Probably, they'll be some articles and talk about it but I reckon there's enough morbid people to try it. Might struggle after the initial curiosity thing falls though. There's no Law against it.

>>89576540
Where's the Mr. Freeze Cream Cone?

My parents choked on jokerized fries, after that night I swore vengeance on the Bat!

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>>89579254

>>89576540
How...how has Joker not murdered this entire place? This can't be a new restaurant. Why would they make themselves the target of the serial killer super clown by USING HIS FACE FOR BURGER SAUCE?

>>89580069
Anatoli is love, Anatoli is life

>>89577759
holy shit he is good at that eye roll. It looks so natural too. Look at how his mouth follows his eyes on that execution. Im trying to do that i cant do it as smoothly as this guy! Goddamn, the Rock is the man.

>>89580189
The Joker has been MIA for a while, all 3 of them.

>>89576540
Wasn't there just a story time here where some guy was selling villain merchandise and he got BTFO by captain cold. This burger joint should probably have been burned to the ground long ago by any of the villains they are making money off of.

>>89580189
He probably finds it hilarious.

>>89576540
behead those who insult King

>>89580189
probably likes the Jokerize seasoning

>>89576939
mmm

mostly it just spends huge amounts of resources chasing its own tail due to the paranoia of its leadership and frequent purges from above on ideological grounds

don't get me wrong, it's super-effective, but if it were actually focused on what it's supposed to do instead of chasing political ghosts, we'd be having this conversation in Russian in our glorious Communist utopia, and the conversation would be about how decadent BLTs are and how the beet harvest is exceeding all expectations for the 70th year running

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>>89580069
Is this the power of Jalapeno Cheddar Bagels?

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>>89583913
They're not bad.

>>89580299
shut up Geoff only 1 joker exists and you know it

>>89580189
He doesn't like to repeat his old material. You've noticed that there aren't any Red Robin burger chains in Gotham, right? Well, The Joker is why.

>>89576540
>Welcome to BatBurger.
Am I the only one that gets tonal whiplash from this? It's like King has two totally different books he wants to do: one is a Grayson-esque tongue in cheek cheesefest (but in a good way) a-la KITE-MAN, HELL YEAH! ... and the *other* is a grim-derp deconstruction where Batman Is Real (Bruce Is The Mask); Batman created the villains by existing; and little girls who try to be superheros end up with shaved heads and PTSD.

But Editorial wouldn't give him but the one title so he's trying to mash them together.

>>89589382
Is that really such a crime? All of the great Bat-writers have had some light stories, some dark ones. Hell, BTAS had just as many jokey moments as serious ones by the end.

>>89576540
fun fact,bats are also called chicken of the cave

>>89591102
No one calls them that.

>No Soder Cola
No thanks

>>89576540
LEMME GET A LITER OF COLA

>>89589382
>Am I the only one that gets tonal whiplash from this?

Yes, yes you are.

>>89579299
If there can be a restaurant called Dicks all about waiters being rude to the customer there can be a criminal theme restaurant.

>>89589382

>little girls who try to be superheros end up with shaved heads and PTSD.

wait wat

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>>89576540
I want my parents back.

>>89577715
Black Lesbian Transexual

>>89595455
Gotham girl

>>89577006
Not everyone reads capeshit, anon.

>>89595532
So, two Batburger Deluxes?

>>89577231
Spaghetti taco with a side of beans, chips, and more spaghetti?

That's whack my man

>>89596518
Man, all that aside, someone drinking coffee with mexican food is absurd.

>>89576540
Wouldn't Wayne Industries have the copyright on the bat symbol? What with the whole Batman Inc. thing, this seems like copywright infringement.

>>89577739
> I just got the joke.

Good stuff anon

>>89596538
Wayne Industries probably does own this
It's just Bruce don't know

>>89597504
I'd say it's less he doesn't know about the restaurant and more he didn't know about the specifics of the menu. He didn't seem angry about the restaurant, just the "jokerizing".

>>89577992

I miss GMOD stopmotion animation.

>>89576540
Uh yes, I'll have a Batburger with no mustard and some Bat-Fries with a medium Spite please.

>>89597560
>no mustard
Sorry, but to help cure your shit taste, company regulations require us to add extra mustard.

>>89576540
Why don't they just hang a sign outside that says "Please murder us all, Joker"?

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>>89597752
what about some ketchup on my bat-dog

>>89597767
Nah, he loves the place. He even gave them recommendations on what seasoning to used on their "Jokerized" Fries.

>>89598856
>Joker is actually the fry chef in the kitchen

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WELCOME TO BATBURGER, HOME OF THE BATBURGER, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

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Fuck this shitty place, i would rather go to Bucket Burger

>>89576540
Now this is some grade A world building

>>89596482
>"I'm above capeshit"
>while on /co/
>in a fucking batman thread of all cape threads

Are you actually this fucking stupid or just baiting? Either way you're retarded.